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@ne0scythian.bsky.social
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keith @ne0scythian.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
there was a brief period in my life where i was okay with the pictures other people took of me
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keith @ne0scythian.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
i'm tired and my feet hurt
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keith @ne0scythian.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
friend :)
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Ocarina of Time @oot-ebooks.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Moooooooooo!
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keith @ne0scythian.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
raccoon made itself a home in a very silly place in a concession stand in Riverside Park
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keith @ne0scythian.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
being a prisoner sentenced to the mucus mine sucks ass
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morrowind.txt @morrowind-txt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I’ve got a bone for you. Come and get it!
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keith @ne0scythian.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
i finished reading JM Coetzee's Disgrace today. pretty visceral.
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Azure Emerald Empire @azureemeraldempire.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The Global Harmony Faerie Movement
A bumper sticker that says “May the Forest Be with You - Global Harmony Faerie Movement”
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 19/09/2026
we eatin
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keith @ne0scythian.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
today one of my students demanded i dap him up and when i did he said "that dap was so perfect it ended racism"
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keith @ne0scythian.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
some guy is drawing manga and listening to bachata next to the salt marsh
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keith @ne0scythian.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
that's what we call emanation from the sacred source, player
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Classics professor Emily Wilson has published a 15,000 word review tearing Nintendo a new hole for including a jump button in Ocarina of Time. "I am going to kill you in real life," she threatens over forty times.
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Ocarina of Time @oot-ebooks.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Heyyy, what...? What's wrong with loitering around all day?
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Jocelyn Anderson Photography @jocelynanderson.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
A Black-and-white Warbler checking out a tree branch for tasty insects.
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Rachel Lichtman @rachellichtman.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Almost that time of year
Phallic Gourd Craft by Joyce Van — Handling, designing, and decorating obscene looking hard shelled gourds
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keith @ne0scythian.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
simple twist of fate is such a beautiful, devastating song
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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Here are some nice mushrooms
A large tuft of orange Mycena mushrooms grow from a crack in a mossy log. Each cap hides hundreds of dark-edged gills, illuminated by summer light, all photos by me
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keith @ne0scythian.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
my whole face is tanned but there's a strong cut off at my neck so i look a little bit like trump at the moment
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keith @ne0scythian.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
i could use a cloth mother to cling onto right now
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morrowind.txt @morrowind-txt.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Yes, madame?
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keith @ne0scythian.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
there's at least one wawa in the endless labyrinth
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Lordbeef @lordbeef.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Hello fellow travelers, is this a safe spot for me to escape woke gamers?
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keith @ne0scythian.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
the chris hansen movie looks fucking deranged
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keith @ne0scythian.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
i can be calmed by videos of tiny frogs
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keith @ne0scythian.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
the television adaptation from 1959 based on the jefferson jeffers version has medea moaning orgasmically as the maid describes how creon and his daugher's flesh were singed off by the poisoned clothing. how the fuck was this aired back then.
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morrowind.txt @morrowind-txt.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
No, don't eat the skin, for gods sake. You don't know where it's been.
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keith @ne0scythian.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
medea is such a good play
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keith @ne0scythian.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Help. I have Droops. And I CAN'T GET UP.
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morrowind.txt @morrowind-txt.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Arrgh!
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keith @ne0scythian.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
joakim noah apparently used to drop by my preferred pizza place
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morrowind.txt @morrowind-txt.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I am sorry. I thought we might have a common interest.
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keith @ne0scythian.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
first time seeing this pissed off idiot in like three years
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keith @ne0scythian.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
feeling secure in my crate
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keith @ne0scythian.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
ah what the hell. pass me some flesh of fallen angels brother.
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keith @ne0scythian.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
just got the first payment from my settlement :)
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keith @ne0scythian.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
been feeling a lot lately like i am irreparably damaged and will never have a normal, happy life but that's okay because i just move on and play baldur's gate 2 instead
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keith @ne0scythian.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
typical "white male, gungan female" relationship
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(°○°) @rarecryptid.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
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Ocarina of Time @oot-ebooks.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Things would sure be more interesting if there were more... troubles in the world...
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keith @ne0scythian.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
i was driving near the beach last week and the sun was going down and it started to rain and dreams by fleetwood mac came on the radio
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keith @ne0scythian.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
wikia sites are so ass
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Ocarina of Time @oot-ebooks.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Without a fairy, you're not even a real man!
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keith @ne0scythian.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
mad magazine
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morrowind.txt @morrowind-txt.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I think we've said all there is to say about that.
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keith @ne0scythian.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
casually referring to my laptop as "the wife" to my confused friends
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keith @ne0scythian.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
you're telling me a shrimp fried this rice?
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keith @ne0scythian.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
i can't wait to live in a trailer park
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keith @ne0scythian.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
back home from my trip. had fun in VA and NC.
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