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@naugtur.pl
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Working on supply chain security for JS. LavaMoat and Endo contributor. meet.js Poland organizer. Node.js user since v0.8. TC39 noobie. Addicted to teaching. naugtur.pl

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Kris 🧙‍♂️ Kowal @kriskowal.com · 12h
@nicr.dev is correct, and emphasize *people* with LLMs are a thread to communities and *people* need to adapt their mores to effectively navigate and protect this forever-altered world we share. Do not be an imposition. Consequences will follow. bsky.app/profile/kris...
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Sindre Sorhus @sindresorhus.com · 11h
Due to AI, I have disabled external pull requests on all my repos. Open source, as we have known it, was fun while it lasted. (It’s been 15 years for me) I will still maintain projects and handle issues.
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naugtur @naugtur.pl · 4h
Congrats everyone!
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Ruy Adorno @ruyadorno.com · 16h
It’s Node.js Collaborator Summit time today!
Rafael leading a session at the Node.js collab summitcoffee breakNode.js collaborator summit participants
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Joyee Cheung @joyeecheung.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Food at @nodeconf.eu in Bologna is just another level 🥹
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Rob Palmer @robpalmer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
ECMAScript excitement 😉 Congrats to @nicr.dev on advancing `export defer` to Stage 2.7 at @tc39.es today 🎉 It is a performance feature that permits lazy evaluation of re-exported bindings. It is useful for reducing the cost of partially-used barrel files 👍
export defer { y } from "mod1";
export defer { z } from "mod2";
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Nico Kaiser @nico.kaiser.me · 29/09/2026
📸 #NodeConfEU Social dinner…
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Nico Kaiser @nico.kaiser.me · 30/09/2026
📸 #NodeConfEU You know it's a real Italian conference when there's pineapple on the pizza. 🍍🍕🇮🇹
Valeria delivering a pizza with a whole pineapple on top of it.Matteo pretending to enjoy the pineapple pizza.
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Patrick Heneise @patrickheneise.com · 30/09/2026
@nico.kaiser.me thanks Nico for the pictures! I added all the speakers to the Node.js starter pack, to make it easier for the folks who aren’t here yet! bsky.app/starter-pack...
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naugtur @naugtur.pl · 30/09/2026
A little to the left:
Napkin on the head tradition selfie
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Matteo Collina @nodeland.dev · 29/09/2026
booking.com just cut compute costs on their biggest Node.js service by 38%. No new hardware. No code changes in the service. All of it from the platform layer. And the heart of it is @platformatic Watt. 🧵
booking.com
https://Booking.com
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Philipp Dunkel @pipobscure.com · 29/09/2026
I was hoping to live skeet @nodeconf.eu, but the talks are too interesting and intense so I have to pay attention. But you can follow along at live.nodeconf.eu and get a much better feel for the talks. (You still miss out on the hallway track, but at least you get interesting talks!)
live.nodeconf.eu
NodeConf EU 2026 Live | Bologna, Italy
Watch NodeConf EU 2026 live from Bologna on 29-30 September.
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jviide.iki.fi @jviide.iki.fi · 29/09/2026
I didn't want to be the one to say it, but someone has to. Preact 11 will kill all of us.
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naugtur @naugtur.pl · 30/09/2026
You can get the talks via the stream, but the food and the late night chats are not available anywhere else!
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naugtur @naugtur.pl · 30/09/2026
It was specifically the _second_ picture 🤪
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Nico Kaiser @nico.kaiser.me · 29/09/2026
📸 #NodeConfEU @naugtur.pl: Getting ahead of supply-chain attacks in 2026
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naugtur @naugtur.pl · 28/09/2026
I heard you may not be coming and was so sad. Great news!
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Anuj Ahooja @quillmatiq.com · 27/09/2026
This is wild in many ways but... "DHH is known for controversial discussions, but this topped them all" I dunno, I'd argue the "murder the immigrants" rhetoric was a bit more controversial than what programming language this very rich lonely loser is using?
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naugtur @naugtur.pl · 27/09/2026
Same but indoor climbing
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naugtur @naugtur.pl · 27/09/2026
Cool! Also, I made a joke about retiring cause AI is doing the programming 🫣
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naugtur @naugtur.pl · 26/09/2026
Why stop at the test? 🤪
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naugtur @naugtur.pl · 26/09/2026
I'm in it, but can't post 😅 It's an announcements one. Could link to a new one where everyone can post is what I'm saying
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naugtur @naugtur.pl · 26/09/2026
AI broke their funding model, so not surprising they sold to the first decent offer. I'd do the same.
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naugtur @naugtur.pl · 26/09/2026
Sign me up! 😁
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naugtur @naugtur.pl · 26/09/2026
Neat! It'd be nice to have a keet group for the conf that people could use to coordinate ahead of the event. I'm looking for folks who want to go bouldering on Monday 😁 The group is at least 3 ppl now and an indoor climbing gym is nearby.
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Kris 🧙‍♂️ Kowal @kriskowal.com · 26/09/2026
The only moat remaining is integrity.
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naugtur @naugtur.pl · 25/09/2026
I remember people were risking jail time for having a copy of a single purpose hacking tool. Why is it not a problem with a general purpose one?
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Colin Bowern @colinbowern.com · 25/09/2026
Honestly, just burn Meta down if this is how the culture mocks safety. www.theverge.com/tech/1000370...
theverge.com
Meta employees ordered ‘attorney/client privilege’ hats while fighting child safety disclosures
But with no Meta or Instagram logos present.
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
we have control mechanisms for this. it's called The Law. these guys should be held personally liable for these harms. the suicides, the thefts, the intrusions into computer systems. they should be sued and prosecuted as appropriate. problem immediately solved
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Reminder that in Canada upon becoming an engineer you get an iron ring made of a collapsed bridge, purposely designed to be uncomfortable, to remind you that your ethics demand you give a fuck even about the boring grudgework of such as double-checking your math. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iron_Ring
en.wikipedia.org
Iron Ring - Wikipedia
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naugtur @naugtur.pl · 25/09/2026
There's enough scrollbars here to warrant color-coding them 😅 Back in IE6 you could color scrollbars with ~CSS
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naugtur @naugtur.pl · 25/09/2026
This should go to court and establish precedent. The choice is either good precedent for AI responsibility or a good precedent for ignoring DMCA, breaking DRM and overall hacking - my laptop did it! 🫣
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Erik @rekmarks.com · 25/09/2026
This language doesn't seem like a good defense to me. If a cattle rancher's herd escaped and trampled a suburban neighborhood we'd blame the rancher.
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Tom Roberts @tpgroberts.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I do think you basically charge a few of them with the cybercrimes they're committing and the "alignment" problem does suddenly start to disappear.
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naugtur @naugtur.pl · 24/09/2026
I like that. Will use
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naugtur @naugtur.pl · 24/09/2026
1 unplug 2 wait 20s 3 plug back in 4 buy B4
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naugtur @naugtur.pl · 24/09/2026
(partially) Because everything that was valuable in making software was the care and attention that nobody put a price on, so while the cost we measured went down, the hidden cost remain and can't be done on the side any more cuz there's more of it than the thing that used to leave a margin for it.
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Honza Dvorsky @czechboy0.dev · 24/09/2026
Breaking: perverts buying pervert glasses are behaving like perverts
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Ruy Adorno @ruyadorno.com · 24/09/2026
⚡️ the vlt.io registry now has public packages! we're ready to onboard our open-source friends! ❤️
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naugtur @naugtur.pl · 24/09/2026
Back in npm6 time I had some CI processes call `npm install` twice for good measure. These days it's rare but there are still some little details that change on the second run. Deterministically resolving a graph this complex is hard
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naugtur @naugtur.pl · 24/09/2026
hi friends! have fun!
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naugtur @naugtur.pl · 24/09/2026
That dot at the end is peak emotional expression ^
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naugtur @naugtur.pl · 23/09/2026
Or it's just dumb. We have dumb politicians in Europe too 👌
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jviide.iki.fi @jviide.iki.fi · 23/09/2026
Claude Code explaining why it changed three files.
A pale fish (?) with a large round sac. A Wikipedia-style caption reads: "The horngus of a dongfish is attached by a scungle to a kind of dillsack (the nutte sac)", followed by citation [77].
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kamimagic @kamimagic.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Sen. Mark Kelly is here spitting facts! #ProudBlue 📹: nowthisimpact
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naugtur @naugtur.pl · 23/09/2026
congrats!
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Kris 🧙‍♂️ Kowal @kriskowal.com · 23/09/2026
Wherein the protagonist uses AI to build a better vat to hold the AI in hoping against all hope that the vat will be ready and widely adopted before some fool inadvertently builds a machine with the means and an imperative to effectively perpetuate itself in order to demonstrate the dangers thereof.
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Philipp Dunkel @pipobscure.com · 22/09/2026
Now that @nodejs.org v26.10.0 is out, I have released something that lets you bundle your entire app, digitally sign it with a certificate or sigstore and run it directly from node without unpacking. Have a look at github.com/pipobscure/b...
github.com
GitHub - pipobscure/bundles: Ship the Tree: Bundling NodeJS applications
Ship the Tree: Bundling NodeJS applications. Contribute to pipobscure/bundles development by creating an account on GitHub.
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naugtur @naugtur.pl · 22/09/2026
As is gadu-gadu 🫡
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naugtur @naugtur.pl · 22/09/2026
💩
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