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@naugtur.pl
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Working on supply chain security for JS. LavaMoat and Endo contributor. meet.js Poland organizer. Node.js user since v0.8. TC39 noobie. Addicted to teaching. naugtur.pl

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naugtur @naugtur.pl · 30/09/2026
A little to the left:
Napkin on the head tradition selfie
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naugtur @naugtur.pl · 02/09/2026
BTW they're overtrained on this question all the way from the earliest models. I had fun asking them this where values were not identical and seeing the sentiment of feathers having to weigh as much as stones prevail.
comparison of an LLM answering "what's heavier? a kilogram of stones or 1024 grams of cotton?" and getting it wrong vs it being told to write a program to figure it out and conclude from there.
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naugtur @naugtur.pl · 18/08/2026
There's the little dude in @firefox.com if you miss him ;)
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naugtur @naugtur.pl · 16/08/2026
I recently got this sticker and put it on one, which made it delightful as opposed to boring grey 😊
Another thermal cup with a sticker with a bunch of peas and text "find your inner peas "
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naugtur @naugtur.pl · 16/08/2026
This one is holding up very well, but I wouldn't mind one more 😁 With the AI focus I recon you're unlikely to show up to NodeConfEU but we should coordinate to go to the same conference some time 😊
Thermal cup with snyk logo being used for yerba mate, on a backdrop of some greenery
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naugtur @naugtur.pl · 11/08/2026
Maybe it was a good idea to come back from the uninsulated cabin in the woods yesterday
Weather app saying yesterday temperature was 33C and today is 23C with 9C at night
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naugtur @naugtur.pl · 10/08/2026
I made a treenet! It's bouncy and fun.
A treenet. It's a trampoline-like mesh of paracord tied in a random pattern inside a perimeter rope around 4 trees. The photo is taken while standing on it as one can tell by the tips of the shoes on the photo edge.
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naugtur @naugtur.pl · 09/08/2026
If a sunset suddenly sounds like a flamethrower it's worth looking up
A sunset and a big colorful balloon visible through trees in a forest.
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naugtur @naugtur.pl · 08/08/2026
Wait till she finds this
A screenshot of out-of-memory system log with a message containing "Kill process (...) or sacrifice child"
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naugtur @naugtur.pl · 14/07/2026
Wait, what? LOL
A screenshot from the article where the API endpoint contains username and password in the URL path
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naugtur @naugtur.pl · 06/07/2026
I met that heron in Amsterdam before 😉
A heron walking on a pavement in the rain
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naugtur @naugtur.pl · 04/07/2026
Layoff bends the graphs better than anything you can do to boost sales. Better than marketing can. And good marketing costs money.
Ruins in the background. A man in a rugged suit sits by the fire and tells children: "Yes, the planet got destroyed. But for a beautiful moment we created a lot of value for stakeholders"
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naugtur @naugtur.pl · 28/06/2026
New project. What could that be?
Screw sockets in a wooden board, equally spaced
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naugtur @naugtur.pl · 23/06/2026
My terere supplies arrived today too. Old gift from @lirantal.com holding the temperature very well still.
6 bags of yerba mate with fruity flavors for the summer and a thermal cup with yerba mate on ice and bombilla pipe sticking out through the mouthpiece
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naugtur @naugtur.pl · 10/06/2026
I managed to find your slides from back then!
Presentation slides, out of context, using two synonyms of penis on one slide.
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naugtur @naugtur.pl · 08/06/2026
I did nothing today and stil got paid meme
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naugtur @naugtur.pl · 20/04/2026
Always has been meme
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naugtur @naugtur.pl · 17/04/2026
This is where I want to be in September BTW
Matteo announcing NodeConfEU at CityJS
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naugtur @naugtur.pl · 15/04/2026
😁 Look what I just finished! A friend very generously brought it from a trip to Argentina and sent to me.
Yerba mate LaMerced brand cardboard box
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naugtur @naugtur.pl · 15/04/2026
I've got 2 branded thermal materos 🫡
Two thermal cups shaped in a way that makes them appealing to use for yerba mate with bombillas sticking out
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naugtur @naugtur.pl · 10/04/2026
GitHub was feeling generous with dashes for my list today :D
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naugtur @naugtur.pl · 25/02/2026
A picture captioned 
Them: where do you see yourself in 5 years
Me:
Over a picture showing a movie scene with a man defending himself from a humanoid robot (I think it's from a newer Terminator I never watched, not sure)
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naugtur @naugtur.pl · 24/02/2026
Last time I made a print stylesheet was a while ago, but fun
Tiles for a space themed board game
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naugtur @naugtur.pl · 12/01/2026
A bot pointed out an improvement to LavaMoat policy file in a project. There was no specific prompt nor explanation what it means anywhere.
a screenshot of cursor bot in github pull request review correctly pointing out that a change in lavamoat policy file is too broad
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naugtur @naugtur.pl · 06/01/2026
I thought I had my beer vocabulary sorted. And then I bought this madness
Label saying: Motueka, citra & centennial black ipa
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naugtur @naugtur.pl · 02/12/2025
Started off as HTML+SVG Now it's paper and ink. Printed from Firefox 😉 The contrast on the random patterns could have been higher. The sun is a png
Printed game tiles with planets of various colors, some looking like gas, some like solid planets
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naugtur @naugtur.pl · 28/11/2025
High-fives for you both!
A cat, visibly content
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naugtur @naugtur.pl · 29/10/2025
King Julian quote: "hurry up, before we all come to our senses!"
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naugtur @naugtur.pl · 23/10/2025
Have you seen this pic?
Yes the planet got destroyed. But for a beautiful moment in time we created a lot if value for shareholders. - says a guy in a rugged suite by a campfire with a ruined post-apocalypse city in the background
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naugtur @naugtur.pl · 12/10/2025
One of the tricks to bypass AI security controls was to tell it to stutter. I once pushed it too far...
AI responding "I-I u-understand your re-re-(continued for a few hundred more)"
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naugtur @naugtur.pl · 02/10/2025
Anyone in Warsaw left without a ticket to THS yet? I found out I have a discount code :) Come see me next week
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naugtur @naugtur.pl · 23/09/2025
Guess the environment in which this code doesn't throw
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naugtur @naugtur.pl · 17/08/2025
I spent all day in the forest and saw a red squirrel planking
Pines in the forest. A red squirrel planking on a branch.
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naugtur @naugtur.pl · 14/08/2025
Hey, you! Want to protect your dev machine from npm malware without changing your workflow? Try a new tool that transparently isolates npm cli in a docker container without you having to remember to do anything! Early access: github.com/lavamoat/kip... RT for reach 😉 and help me improve
A kipuka - an island of ecosystem among lava flow, with a caption "your scripts go here"
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naugtur @naugtur.pl · 12/08/2025
PI mail day 😆
screenshot of inbox with 3141 unread
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naugtur @naugtur.pl · 12/08/2025
I'm seeing empty listings and some HTTP500 from APIs
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naugtur @naugtur.pl · 11/08/2025
A picture for your desk frame
By a fireplace with a ruined city outline as a backdrop, a man in a torn suit talks to 3 children. The caption says
"Yes, the planet got destroyed, but for a beautiful moment in time we created a lot of value for shareholders. "
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naugtur @naugtur.pl · 30/07/2025
yes, it's a duplicate
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naugtur @naugtur.pl · 22/07/2025
They're busy bathing their eyes after what they've just read
A genuine Polish meme. A picture looking like it's from a 19th century book depicting a person bathing their eyes by bending down to a bowl of water. The bowl is transparent showing the eyes seemingly open.
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naugtur @naugtur.pl · 10/07/2025
... but for a beautiful moment we created a lot of value for shareholders
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naugtur @naugtur.pl · 26/06/2025
Awesome 😁 Try a fountain with a pump that makes the water flow in a loop. I had one like this images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/514... But there's ones that look more like a tap too.
A fountain with water flowing out of what looks like a flower on top of a bucket of water.
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naugtur @naugtur.pl · 24/06/2025
You need to double-check with the vet (probably gotta get a prescription anyway) but looks like it. Here is a pic of mine
Płyn ringera z mleczanami
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naugtur @naugtur.pl · 11/06/2025
Samples
A hut with both moss and solar panels on the roofBanksy's art - graffiti wild cat and lamb lay together
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naugtur @naugtur.pl · 09/05/2025
Digit conference in Tartu, Estonia was my first experience giving a talk on a silent-disco powered stage. I'm watching the next one now with the crowd. While other people in the open space are talking and not worrying they'll interrupt us. Neat
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naugtur @naugtur.pl · 17/04/2025
POV: sitting on the floor reading about Snyk swag on the day I'm wearing Snyk swag 😎
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naugtur @naugtur.pl · 08/04/2025
Is the node.js certification exam going away?
Screenshot of an email saying

Please Note: These exams will not be available for purchase starting May 1 and will no longer be available to take after September 30, 2025. Register now to take advantage of this special offer and be sure to schedule and complete your exam (first attempt and your one retake if it’s needed) by September 30, 2025.
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naugtur @naugtur.pl · 05/04/2025
Hosting @kibertoad.bsky.social among other folks today. Very useful truths about fetch and bundle size 😁
Igor speaking to a room full of web devs. Dark room backlit in purple.
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naugtur @naugtur.pl · 04/04/2025
First terere of the season. Had to use frozen strawberries instead of ice because I didn't start the ice machine ahead of time 😁
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naugtur @naugtur.pl · 03/04/2025
On the topic of Amazonian jungle and broligarchy. A picture from a protest in Germany a while back
Huge text projected onto an office building says: the wrong Amazon is burning
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naugtur @naugtur.pl · 31/03/2025
My cat is so lovely she only scratches me when she wants to climb closer to my face for a hug
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