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future dead guy, current cool guy columbus oh

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Josh @notablecowboy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I just found this screenshot I took in 2018 while watching Wild Wild Country on Netflix. I feel quite strongly that this woman resembles a bag of popcorn.
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nates doggs @nateycf.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
definitely
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nates doggs @nateycf.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
cruel
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The Fig Economy @figgityfigs.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Sometimes my wife and I like to send each other text messages as though they’re democratic fundraising messages, and I believe she has produced the jewel of the form.
, it's
and I
have some personal news to share with you.
Being a mom is one of the greatest joys of my life, and I feel deeply that we should have salad tonight
This year has been challenging in many ways, and I have immense gratitude for the kindness and support of family, community, and people like you who have continued to stand by me through everything. It means the world, and I wanted you to be among the first to know that squash is in the oven and kale is in the fridge.As many of you are aware, ve been navigating one of the most challenging periods of my day while waiting for dinner.
Facing baseless federal hunger brought on by not eating since lunch, fighting for the working kids of this country, and now caring for a mean toddler and helping him grow up in a world that isn't always easy. But it has also reminded me exactly why I do this work and who I do it for.
I will never stop working to eat dinner. I will never stop fighting for what is right, even when there is also some feta in the fridge. And I will never stop being so very thankful that you are by my side in this important work and that there is tahini in the pantry for dressing
With love and gratitude,
stop to end
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nates doggs @nateycf.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
this looks so fuckin cool
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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Grocery store cashier: Do you need a bag? Me, having not spoken to another person in real life for a week: I don’t know, big doggie :)
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nates doggs @nateycf.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
agreed with all lol. i do think its crazy that people highlight the liquid lord of the flies island, like its not still failing to resolve every structural and emotional conflict the game sets up initially
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nates doggs @nateycf.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
METAL GEAR SOLID V HAS A STORY. uhh but also its kinda only act 1 of a story lol
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nates doggs @nateycf.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
is laura loomer the saddest of the trump hangers-on? its probably like marco rubio or some other guy who fuly sidetracked an existing career for him, but the psycho-sexual drama of it all really does compel me. a 33 year old woman transforming herself into a MAGA fantasy scarecrow is compelling
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nates doggs @nateycf.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
the matt walsh defender has logged on. computer, first words: "the female's story"
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nates doggs @nateycf.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
(guy who didn't get the joke) yeah haha. i think you should be wrapped head to toe in plastic wrap lol
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nates doggs @nateycf.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
its oct 1 and we're already skeeting like this? to some people, my dead fathers ghost backseat driving is just a joke i guess.
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nates doggs @nateycf.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
and it all just loops around, bc i dont even want the US military to work well, frankly. but its so fucking stupid to imagine that the fundamental failure point is fitness
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nates doggs @nateycf.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
10% is extremely generous
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nates doggs @nateycf.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
i do love that hegseth is SO OBSESSED with his conception of top gun movie star freaks that he cant accept how the military actually works, though
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nates doggs @nateycf.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
have you considered that testosterone is testing on top? it does indicate the level of influence the cabinet has on the military, though. bc pete hegseth is like a fly to them. annoying, attention-grabbing. we have to shift our behaviour to adjust. but yknow we just gonna keep flyin
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nates doggs @nateycf.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
seems like he got hit pretty hard before he learned to pick his opponents. i dont think you should denigrate a fighter, just bc he figured out he was at the lowest possible debate skill in his bracket. once he figured out his weight class he did pretty good (losing to a group of 10 undergrads)
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nates doggs @nateycf.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
i dunno
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nates doggs @nateycf.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i think they tweaked it to be even shittier within the last few weeks. good news, tho, if you watch a slightly different kind of video it will instead hyper-fixate on recommending THAT kind of video instead.
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nates doggs @nateycf.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
understood. you're fucking dead pal, til you find that fucking video
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nates doggs @nateycf.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
show me da bearcat plz
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Tarlton @tarlton.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Paul McCartney in the shining: woke up got outta bed, hugged a ghoul and bonked me head
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nates doggs @nateycf.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
the dog's hairs is my favorite hangover cure
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nates doggs @nateycf.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
time for me to join in! 🙂 "send me to fight the confederates!" *oh whoops he didnt mention them, ill be quiet* "send me to fight off the nazis!" *damn, i fucked up again*
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nates doggs @nateycf.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
dont know if i got it in me to push the button again... ...hell,
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nates doggs @nateycf.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
their minds are so special
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
if you're ever at a rep showing of The Empire Strikes Back i think a bit that would absolutely crush is the first time Yoda appears on screen you say, don't yell, just at a regular speaking volume, the second you see Yoda say What The Fuck
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nates doggs @nateycf.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
i will buy more shirts, just sayin
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r o o @jakepaulsartre.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The rise of leftists on the national political stage really highlights the way dems haven't updated their playbook in decades they smugly drop a talking point that would've *killed* in 2007 & then get bulldozed by a socialist who's had 20yrs of experience dismantling that argument at family dinners
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nates doggs @nateycf.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
lmao
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nates doggs @nateycf.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
context is blocked poster is a nice leftist, uncompromising and cool!
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Calcite @hipstersaur.ilick.rocks · 18/09/2026
Off to a great start 🫡
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Grant Ennis @grantennis.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
“Car travel incurs USD 0.16 per vehicle-kilometer in private costs and USD 0.55 per vehicle-kilometer in social costs [subsidies]. Globally, these costs translate to USD 2.1 trillion in private and USD 7.2 trillion in social costs [subsidies] per year" www.sciencedirect.com/science/arti...
sciencedirect.com
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nates doggs @nateycf.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
i thought this included semi truck transport, and it doesnt even fuuuuckkkk. over triple numbers on social costs already, cant imagine what the social costs on our truck-dependence are
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nates doggs @nateycf.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
you're calling on the base to support the candidate, rather than vice versa. AGAIN, we're talking LOSER TACTICS, dude! i run into this over and over: we are not talking about MORALITY or ME/YOU. we are talking about how to make people vote from a candidates perspective! this is not you and me
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nates doggs @nateycf.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
weird how @mikefahey218.bsky.social is insanely active, yet avoids any kind of pushback that might take a moment of thought to respond to
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nates doggs @nateycf.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
it is insane wes anderson might still have like 20 years left of making movies, they could get unbelievably shitty or good
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nates doggs @nateycf.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
yeah but like less? i dislike two. its that one and the french dispatch. i think the other ones are pretty cool
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nates doggs @nateycf.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
fdr was the great savior of american capitalism, bc he recognized that it needed a shitload of rapid drastic reforms to keep people from freaking the fuck out and overthrowing the government. if current democrats are too fucking stupid to recognize that opportunity, whatever i guess
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nates doggs @nateycf.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
you're screwing yourself so bad with this method, its unbelievable
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nates doggs @nateycf.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
no. but voter revolt happens more violently if you ONLY try to court the voters who are most capricious toward you. "republican-lite" policies are gonna give you the republican-lites, who will turn against you immediately when gas prices go up 20c.
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nates doggs @nateycf.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
do you legitimately think that a left-right spectrum of rigid voters is what affects elections? that finding the right balance is what makes you win? do you think voters can be driven left or right by rhetoric? if you believe both these things, congratulations you missed the point buddy
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nates doggs @nateycf.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
dan gheesling might be the dumbest mf on the planet. evil aside, doing a pro-US military stream NOW is so fucking stupid for an "apolitical" [secret CHUD] type of guy
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nates doggs @nateycf.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
goddd i forgot about this one lmao. all time quora post
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nates doggs @nateycf.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
what about the one where he unsuccessfully tries to convince Ashlee Simpson not to lip-sync 😢
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nates doggs @nateycf.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
literally EVERY single opener for the entire tour has dropped out now. wouldnt be surprised if the whole tour gets delayed at this point.
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jeremy kaplowitz @jeremykaplowitz.com · 15/09/2026
🚨 Jeremy Kaplowitz has officially dropped out of the Ed Sheeren tour.
I have made the difficult decision to withdraw myself from the worldwide Ed Sheeran "The Loop" tour due to his inability to denounce the ongoing genocide in Palestine.

Currently, I am secretly hidden in the wheels of his tour bus and was planning to infiltrate his arena show by claiming to be an opening act and performing 20-40 minutes of solo spoken word poetry, or as long as I could before being tackled to the ground by security. But I cannot stand by Ed anymore. 

I do not take this decision lightly. I know many (future) Jeremy Kaplowitz fans are going to be disappointed to not get to learn about my really awesome work, but I simply cannot abide by people who claim to "not wanna get political" when it's about murdering tens of thousands of people. Also I think he ruined that one Game of Thrones episode, which is even worse in retrospect, when you consider how few good ones we ultimately had left at that point.

To Ed, thank you for everything you have done so far to support me. You don't know who I am, but I was the one who kept stealing half of your sandwiches on the tour bus when you weren't looking and your manager kept saying you were "acting crazy." I hope you understand where I am coming from (think killing children is bad), even though you say it's icky to have to think about.

Free Palestine.
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nates doggs @nateycf.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
i gotta respect if you just wanna shoot mans, but to expect that as "the normal gameplay" is fucking me upppp
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nates doggs @nateycf.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
it is super funny to call the homogenized shit you're used to "the normal gameplay" tho. and then get mad that its different
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Berwyn Choobs @sabatonfan69.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
Me: I need more power Gf being cute: I’m stronger than 10,000 samurai😊 Me: haha..no you’re not. The strength of ten thousand samurai is immeasurable. [2 hrs later] Ten thousand. Wtf In tears as I bend the knee in servitude: Daimyo.. Her thinking Im proposing: ohmygodohmygod
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