Reposted by assbuttJarrett Seidler @seidler.bsky.social · 5hCongrats to Alex Cora on the largest manager contract of all-time he’s signing in a week 18111
Reposted by assbuttRob Wesley @eastwes.bsky.social · 07/10/2025Honestly, baseball is a child’s sport, when you think about. A little game, a little game for the children. It would be embarrassing to be good at it as an adult, to win at baseball. 18914
assbutt @nasboat.org · 7hI think you saw almost all the stuff worth seeing. Cherub Rock is great but not worth sitting through all the other stuff in 2026 130
Reposted by assbuttDolphin Pilot @theamitie.bsky.social · 26/03/2026Can we get 10,000 RTs for this 6424061448
assbutt @nasboat.org · 14hthe two funniest parts of this one: 1. “Not me, not me of course, but you. You.” 2. [Crowd chants, “A toilet!”] 2120
assbutt @nasboat.org · 14hlook i know the TIME interview is bad and the man is clearly old and rambling but I want to point out this transcript is at least 6 years old and it’s just as incomprehensible. grandpa just does this stream of consciousness all the time now 3230
assbutt @nasboat.org · 15halso we should probably save the most vitriol for like, politicians? learn a sense of scale for god’s sake 1120
assbutt @nasboat.org · 15hlook I’m not a fan of this dude but yall have got to learn how to angry reply to people without being absolute psychopaths, jfc 7301
assbutt @nasboat.org · 15hevery time I hear The Other Side of Summer, I think of perhaps my all-time favorite celebrity interaction on Twitter 4640
assbutt @nasboat.org · 01/10/2026between the insane length contract structures and private equity and sheer amount of signings, the post-Abramovich era would make for a fascinating book or documentary by itself 010
assbutt @nasboat.org · 01/10/2026cheating to win the Carabao Cup and nothing else: a Newcastle story 130
assbutt @nasboat.org · 01/10/2026if Newcastle’s cooking the books they’re doing a terrible job of turning that advantage into anything resembling success at the moment lol 230
assbutt @nasboat.org · 01/10/2026the wild card series sucks but if we have to have one, this was definitely the best case and most hilarious scenario 1120
assbutt @nasboat.org · 01/10/2026technically Max Fried should look like the most high man in baseball at all times, just based on his name 260
assbutt @nasboat.org · 30/09/2026also indicates if you haven't followed JCO for a long time because she's got a storied history of interspersing some absolutely dreadful takes in between those massive burns 62052
assbutt @nasboat.org · 30/09/2026then we can PICK IT UP PICK IT UP PICK IT UP because i fuckin’ KNOW you like ska even though you won’t answer me 0110
assbutt @nasboat.org · 30/09/2026i get annoyed if it’s a thing he specifically asked for (like all the goddamn lego sets he got for christmas!!!) and then he just decides he’s done lol 100
assbutt @nasboat.org · 30/09/2026I put a hat on backwards to keep my hair back while doing chores around the house and when I look in the mirror it’s like seeing greybeard Dan Cortese wtf 2151
assbutt @nasboat.org · 30/09/2026“Bari Weiss did what they paid her to do” I dunno I think a key part of propaganda is people have to actually consume it? 4474
![Sinks, uh, showers, all of this stuff, I did a lot of it. No water comes out. You have areas where there's so much water you don't know what to do with it.
You turn on the shower, you're not allowed to have any water anymore. I mean, we do a lot of it. Uh, dishwashers. You did the dishwasher, right? You press it. Remember the dishwasher, you press it? Boom, there'd be like an explosion, five minutes later, you open it, the steam pours out, the dishes.
Now you press it 12 times. Women tell me. Again. You know, they give you four drops of water. And they're in places where there's so much water they don't know what to do with it. So we just came out with a reg on dishwashers. We're going back to you.
... Now we're doing it with a lot of other things. Uh, dishwashers, and uh, you know. I won't tell you one of the things because every time I tell you they do a big number on it. You know the one I'm talking about, right? Sinks, right?
Showers? And what goes with a sink and a shower?
[Crowd chants, "A toilet!"]
Ten times, right? Ten times. [Trump does flushing motion while saying something that sounds like 'bah, bop.'] Not me of course, not me, but you.
You. But I never mention that. Because one time I mentioned all three. I said, sinks, showers, and toilets. The headline was, "Trump with the toilets, toilets.' That's all they want. They don't even mention the, so I didn't mention that, okay? I go off the record.
But you know what, it's terrible. You wanna wash your hands, you turn on the sink, no water comes out. So you leave the water, go ten times as long, it's same thing. You have a shower. Drip. It's no good for me, for me.
You know, the one thing that came out really good about being in this business, they used to say I wore a hairpiece...](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:2tqi5gjiyhqxidzx7h2kxzbj/bafkreih45fclvrg3hs7i4kktdugzu6yz4d5oqj773e4zzzcerhmbvgp4mi)
