assbutt @nasboat.org · 05/10/2026gunpoop girl please change your pants it’s a gross fragrance you smell like total ass you’re disgusting, gunpoop girl 41601
assbutt @nasboat.org · 05/10/2026this “quote” from the episode of Full House where the Tanner family gets on stage with the Beach Boys is still the funniest thing I’ve ever seen on IMDB 710811
assbutt @nasboat.org · 05/10/2026Kent State GunPoop Girl is currently cheating on her husband (a MAGA influencer himself) with a member of a pretty popular legacy “scene” band who is absolutely not right wing 8582891
assbutt @nasboat.org · 03/10/2026who is this guy in the Farm Rich commercial? he is extremely familiar to me 660
assbutt @nasboat.org · 02/10/2026my brain is so internet poisoned that i read this like that getfiscal post before i realized what it was 1320
assbutt @nasboat.org · 01/10/2026look i know the TIME interview is bad and the man is clearly old and rambling but I want to point out this transcript is at least 6 years old and it’s just as incomprehensible. grandpa just does this stream of consciousness all the time now 3230
assbutt @nasboat.org · 01/10/2026every time I hear The Other Side of Summer, I think of perhaps my all-time favorite celebrity interaction on Twitter 4640
assbutt @nasboat.org · 29/09/2026the current discourse stinks, so here, have this Billboard Modern Rock chart from 25 years ago today 7629745
assbutt @nasboat.org · 29/09/2026I am hearing that the Sonic guys received the light of Islam and unhesitatingly recited the Shahada. Even now they look down on the Ummah from the gardens of Jannah. Truly there is no god but Allah, and Mohammad is his prophet! 3686
assbutt @nasboat.org · 28/09/2026i know there were so many funny parts to this person’s 50-post reply thread (if you don’t know what I’m talking about, good, keep scrolling and fast) but this, this post right here, is the crown jewel 9351
assbutt @nasboat.org · 28/09/2026checking in on the Vikings subreddit after hearing the JJ McCarthy trade news 512514
assbutt @nasboat.org · 28/09/2026was driving behind a guy with this bumper sticker earlier and cackled 2371
assbutt @nasboat.org · 25/09/2026gonna start insisting that Rock N Roll Buck Zumhofe was also James “JY” Young from Styx 4120
![Sinks, uh, showers, all of this stuff, I did a lot of it. No water comes out. You have areas where there's so much water you don't know what to do with it.
You turn on the shower, you're not allowed to have any water anymore. I mean, we do a lot of it. Uh, dishwashers. You did the dishwasher, right? You press it. Remember the dishwasher, you press it? Boom, there'd be like an explosion, five minutes later, you open it, the steam pours out, the dishes.
Now you press it 12 times. Women tell me. Again. You know, they give you four drops of water. And they're in places where there's so much water they don't know what to do with it. So we just came out with a reg on dishwashers. We're going back to you.
... Now we're doing it with a lot of other things. Uh, dishwashers, and uh, you know. I won't tell you one of the things because every time I tell you they do a big number on it. You know the one I'm talking about, right? Sinks, right?
Showers? And what goes with a sink and a shower?
[Crowd chants, "A toilet!"]
Ten times, right? Ten times. [Trump does flushing motion while saying something that sounds like 'bah, bop.'] Not me of course, not me, but you.
You. But I never mention that. Because one time I mentioned all three. I said, sinks, showers, and toilets. The headline was, "Trump with the toilets, toilets.' That's all they want. They don't even mention the, so I didn't mention that, okay? I go off the record.
But you know what, it's terrible. You wanna wash your hands, you turn on the sink, no water comes out. So you leave the water, go ten times as long, it's same thing. You have a shower. Drip. It's no good for me, for me.
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