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Mike Wallis

@nalsa.bsky.social
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Purveyors of rambling stories with no point. 55.95N, 3.18W, ish.

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Paul Davidson @elementalpaul.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
There's a rather excellent tall ship, the Statsraad Lehmkuhl, docked at Leith at the moment. Bonus big yellow wind turbine things in the background. #Leith #StatsraadLehmkuhl
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Chapps @chapps.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
This being the last hours of #WorldOctopusDay is a great excuse to post this superb Mycenaean stirrup jar with a hallucinogenic-stylized octopus. Somebody clearly ate the mushrooms. 😆 🏺 1200-1100 BCE. Met Museum. 📸 me
A stylized octopus with spiral, hypnotic eyes and flanked by fish covers each side of this stirrup jar, named for the shape of its handles. Mycenaean pottery often reflects Minoan-inspired themes and techniques that originated on the island of Crete. Animated marine motifs adopted from Minoan art began to appear on Mycenaean vessels in about 1500 BCE and were initially rendered in a very naturalistic manner. Here, the symmetrical composition and abstract depiction of the sea creatures are characteristically Mycenaean.

Such jars were commonly used to transport liquids.

Mycenaean, Late Helladic IIIC, ca. 1200-1100 BCE.

H. 10 1/4 in. (26 cm); diameter 8 7/16 in. (21.5 cm)

Met Museum, New York (53.11.6)
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Edinburgh Libraries @edinburghlibraries.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Visit Central Library to see 'Edinburgh' by Ophelia Ray Lester, an astounding 6ft by 3ft hyper-detailed ink drawing of the city, packed with historical, supernatural and mythical references. It will be on display until the end of November 2026. zurl.co/8skl4
Poster image for Ophelia Ray Lester's artwork of Edinburgh, on show at Central Library.
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cara giaimo @cjgiaimo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
i was fortunate enough to profile Margaret Hamilton in 2019. A really kind and curious person. This was my favorite story she told me:
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Mike Wallis @nalsa.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Rainbow season
a rainbow against a grey sky
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badly drawn boo! 🎃👻🧛🏼‍♀️ @soapachu.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Timeline cleanse: a chum who lives in Hastings had a curious visitor whilst out on the water
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Robin Ince @robinince.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Jeffrey Archer has died - here is the obituary of Monica Coghlan www.heraldscotland.com/news/1216989...
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Misogyny killed Monica many years before she died
When poor Monica Coghlan died in a car crash last week, it was a result both pitiful and inevitable. The rightful order had been restored. Justice had been done. Her sad, brief life was over: she had ...
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Mike Wallis @nalsa.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Oh, I'm fine with this. It's not like I'm telling a fae my real name or sharing a cookie with them.
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Mike Wallis @nalsa.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I've mentioned it before, but I saw this at a very young age and refused to go to the Walker for years just in case I saw it again. www.liverpoolmuseums.org.uk/artifact/exe...
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The Executioner with the Head of John the Baptist
Suggested to be the only English work painted under the influence of Caravaggio in existence, this painting is a copy of an early work by the Dutch artist Matthias Stomer. Stomer's original (private c...
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Gail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
You guys want to hear a short but adorable story that happened right in front of me at the baggage claim in NYC yesterday? I wasn't part of it and there are bits I didn't catch but holy crap, I can't stop thinking about it.
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Mike Wallis @nalsa.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Done. 1h06m, which I am delighted with.
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Mike Wallis @nalsa.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I'm sure I had a good reason for doing this. #gsr10k
South Vincent street in Glasgow, slowly filling up with runners
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Mike Wallis @nalsa.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It looks like I've made enough for four more people than live in this house, too.
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Mike Wallis @nalsa.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I thought I'd have a go at galaktoboureko. I'm fairly pleased with it, although it's probably a bit firm. It's also a little bit eggy, no idea why.
A white plate with what is basically a custard slice made with filo pastry instead of puff, soaked in syrup.
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Mike Wallis @nalsa.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Miel moutarde is top tier crack. The jura and tartiflette ones are also great, and the aioli is a fantastic accompaniment to a gibson.
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Mike Wallis @nalsa.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
That is *brutal*
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Sam W @somethingeasy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This one was a perfect descriptor
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Gretchen McCulloch @gretchenmcculloch.com · 01/10/2026
Huh. Today in "always look up the etymology because sometimes you're just repeating a myth but sometimes it's weirder and more incredible than you could have possibly imagined" www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/c...
Screenshot of Merriam Webster etymology note for cockamamie: 
By the look and sound of it, cockamamie (also spelled "cockamamy") could have something to do with a rooster and the outrageous sound it makes. But in fact, cockamamie is believed to be an altered form of the term decalcomania, which refers to the process, invented in the mid-19th century, of transferring pictures and designs from specially prepared paper to surfaces such as glass or porcelain. (The word referring to the picture or design itself, decal, is a shortening of decalcomania.) The word decalcomania comes from French, with décalcomanie combining the verb décalquer, meaning "to trace" or "to transfer by tracing," and -manie, meaning "-mania." Starting in the 1930s, painted strips of paper with images capable of being transferred to the skin were called decals or—in children's slang—cockamamies. Those familiar with today's temporary tattoos will understand quickly that these were regarded by many as silly novelties, lending the word cockamamie the necessary leeway for application to anything ridiculous.
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Mike Wallis @nalsa.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I mean, best wishes to hospimum, but I have to applaud the bit.
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Mike Wallis @nalsa.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I might just wear this as my go-to hat for the rest of the year now. Deny all knowledge if anybody asks about it. "Santa? Never heard of him."
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Mike Wallis @nalsa.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I have completed a knitting project that had a deadline - it's to wear for xmas day parkrun - way earlier than I expected.
a white dude in a red tshirt is modelling a santa hat he knitted himself.
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Mike Wallis @nalsa.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Evening.
a moody sky being reflected in the sea, with a building to the left.
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Mike Wallis @nalsa.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Yes, yes, I know. Fine for chips, less so for the house rarebit recipe (and I don't live in GOC any more, so it's nontrivial to acquire)
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Mike Wallis @nalsa.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Discovering costco sells it in pints was a gamechanger. I felt like a hobbit at the Prancing Pony.
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Mike Wallis @nalsa.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Um. We go through a pint bottle of it in about six months or so, roughly 50/50 on cheese on toast or anything to do with mushrooms, with occasional cheese sauce, dumpling dipping sauce or bloody mary usage.
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Mike Wallis @nalsa.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Piddington's secession was a fortnight ago, folks.
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The Spaceshipper 🚀 @thespaceshipper.com · 30/09/2026
5 4 3 2 1 Thunderbirds Are Go! Filmed in VIDECOLOR and SUPERMARIONATION. Gerry & Sylvia Anderson's Thunderbirds started 61 years ago today on ITV. @gerryanderson.bsky.social
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Mike Wallis @nalsa.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Arriving at a job interview with a pint of guinness and a bowl of pickled eggs.
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Mike Wallis @nalsa.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"don't let capitalists sell your hatred of capitalism back to you" is a thought that is going to fester.
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The PS1 startup sound as a lesbian @janus.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
everyone seems to be responding positively to this and i hate to burst anyone's bubble, but i recently went to a Luddite festival in NYC and this is something organizers specifically warned about: don't let capitalists sell your hatred of capitalism back to you
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Mike Wallis @nalsa.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Outro has been on my funeral playlist forever.
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Mike Wallis @nalsa.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
You know I was very near the end of this before I realised you weren't binge watching Challenge Annika on youtube.
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The Edinburgh Reporter @edinreporter.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Our top choices of places to see on Doors Open Days This weekend is Doors Open Days in Edinburgh coordinated by The Cockburn Association, the conservation charity....
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Our top choices of places to see on Doors Open Days
This weekend is Doors Open Days in Edinburgh coordinated by The Cockburn Association, the conservation charity. This is your opportunity to see behind doors which are in many instances usually closed to members of the public. There is a full list of all buildings which are open this weekend here. We have some highlights for you to consider when planning your days out this weekend. The University of Edinburgh owns many of the historical buildings in the capital, and some deserve a visit. From their inventory our choice is: The Confucius Institute, Abden House…
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Cockburn Association @thecockburn.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Since 1991, Doors Open Days has invited us to step inside remarkable buildings, discover hidden spaces and see familiar places afresh. We look back at 35 years, and ahead to this year’s weekend on 26–27 September. Read more 👇 tinyurl.com/yc9ne6x2
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Opening the Doors: 35 Years of Doors Open Days in Edinburgh - The Cockburn Association
Celebrating 35 years of opening Edinburgh’s remarkable buildings to everyone
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Mike Wallis @nalsa.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The neighbourhood bruiser cat just came in through the (open) catflap and our little cat bravely defended her territory but lordy that was a lot of ruckus for this time of the morning.
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Mike Wallis @nalsa.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I never had a planetary mnemonic, didn't pick one up at school. No idea why. I guess I just knew them.
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Mike Wallis @nalsa.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Ok, from now on the internet is for: 1. the physical manifestation of a weird idea 2. cats 3. horses 4. cake
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Mike Wallis @nalsa.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This is really what the internet should be for. That and cats being cats.
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Mike Wallis @nalsa.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I'm trying to get some early morning runs in, had to stop to appreciate this.
A sunrise over some distant buildings, with the sea in the midground, rocky outcrops to the left and a grassy cliff to the right. The sky is blue with some wisoy cloud.
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Mike Wallis @nalsa.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
*crumbles into dust*
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Mike Wallis @nalsa.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
There is a THUNDERSTORM going off out to sea and OVER OUR HOUSE. It was Very Warm overnight so it's not that surprising but there was no sign of this when I got in the shower an hour ago.
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Mike Wallis @nalsa.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Ah, well done, bot. *pats head*
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Mike Wallis @nalsa.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Today is the autumn equinox! We get 11:51:38 of daylight - take full advantage of it, if you can. #daylightbot
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Mike Wallis @nalsa.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Equinox! Can't remember if #daylightbot pops up today but if it doesn't, happy flipover day! The rate at which daylight gets less is now decreasing; there's still less of it, just more slowly, iyswim.
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Mike Wallis @nalsa.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Before watching Gogglebox I genuinely thought Apocalypse was a sitcom based off the trailers. I'm not entirely sure my opinion has changed.
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Mike Wallis @nalsa.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
That's my 222nd #parkrun done, 32m40s, a pb for my home course. I am slooooooowly creeping towards 30m, which I'm hoping to get to for my 250th.
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Mike Wallis @nalsa.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I do not understand how this has gone so wonky. NTS: next time I think I can do modulo 3 (ie, needles) maths on 2^7 stitches don't, just find another blessed needle. This isn't the only bit that's a mess, but I'm the only person wearing it, so *pfft*. It'll look better inside out.
Some red knitting. It has gone wrong.
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Josh Pizzuto-Pomaco @joshpizpom.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Undergrad Linguistics and Social Anthropology and postgrad English Language as well as UG Philosophy and Scottish Literature and Psychology and Economics full list www.heraldscotland.com/news/2655944...
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Full list of the 90 programmes earmarked for closure at leading Scottish university
Managers say the cuts are necessary “to protect our world-leading reputation and resilience in research and teaching” but staff members have hit…
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Mike Wallis @nalsa.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Well, that's adorable (but it's a tiny bit more likely to kill me than our two mogs.) www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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Spotted wildcat from Bolivian forest revealed as new species
A spotted wildcat long mistaken for relatives has been identified as a new species in Bolivia.
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Jack Hurley @loudribs.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Here - I’ve made a map of Leeds for you all to get angry about:
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