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🐈‍⬛happy black cat month🐈‍⬛ your fun fact of the day: cryogenics is the science of low temperatures, cryonics is the pseudoscience of putting pizza delivery guys in a freezer for 1,000 years

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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 18h
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dipshit @chigbarg.bsky.social · 18h
the replies to this contain 100,000 variations of the "sickos" comic with different self-insert fursonas in them and that's beautiful
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🎃Vita💀Breva🪦 @vitabreva.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Three I don't see a lot:
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does mother reply to her fans
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when you ask Mary for intercessionaaron
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boston ppl when their friend is trying to drive drunk:
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put. the khakis. down.JRR Jokien
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Pippin to Frodo when they're back home in the Shire:
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gonna confess i'm still not sure what the ring from lord of the rings actually did except make you invisible and angry
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R.C. Brougham @captainruck.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Found a couple pretty good ones in my files
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Kids playing in plastic bags is NOT a good idea.
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᳄᳆᳇᳅ @n3cropants.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
BRO MET ASLAN AND HAD A GAY AWAKENING
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A Spiced Pumpkin Sergal 🎃🍂 @adorablesergal.neocities.org · 04/10/2026
Cohost was host to many eureka moments.
Cohost's walking mirage writes, "i looked up 'trackball lubricant' and learned that the universally accepted solution for a trackball that doesn't roll smoothly is to take the ball out and rub it on your forehead or the side of your nose." with a quick follow-up post that simply says, "I'll be god damned"
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A Spiced Pumpkin Sergal 🎃🍂 @adorablesergal.neocities.org · 04/10/2026
Exhaustively detailed Post-modernist literary critique also found a home on Cohost.
Cohost user jill writes, "they call it the house of leaves because you enter the house, turn 360 degrees and leaves"
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᳄᳆᳇᳅ @n3cropants.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
his mustache is scarier than killer bees, earthquakes, ghosts, cryonics, tornadoes, or getting old
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᳄᳆᳇᳅ @n3cropants.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
i was eating candied nuts from the same kind of plate my cat uses, and she was very upset bc she thought i was callously eating her kibble in front of her, and she doesn't know how to go around a chair back
black cat standing on a chair, with a concerned, beseeching expression
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Daniel Dockery @dandock.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Today would've been the sixty-fifth birthday of Yu-Gi-Oh! creator Kazuki Takahashi. It tends to get swallowed up in the enormous franchise it became, but I truly believe that his original manga can provide a valuable lesson to artists about process and work and improvement over time.
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jamie @lmaonadestand.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
more fb marketplace finds
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Briiiiiiaaaaannnnnssss!! @spocksbrian.worstpossible.world · 03/10/2026
Getting ratioed to hell over there
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Ellis Rosen @ellisjrosen.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Frankenstein to invisible man: “wait a second, you’re not the Invisible Man. You’re just three invisible kids in a trench coat.”
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Doki Rosi 🌷 working 9 to 5 @dokirosi.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Don't Forget 3.Oct.11 🔥 Fullmetal Alchemist #fanart #FMA
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Benjamin @benjaminschneider.ch · 01/10/2026
just came across this incredible picture of Terry Pratchett
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Emmett Initiative @emmett.click · 01/10/2026
my wife has weighed in on the topic of my space marines
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Your fantasy war Polly pockets look great!
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Thursday, Today Is Thursday @thurs-phantom.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
#Thursday #PhantomOfParadise
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Dick??? You mean like, penis????
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Rambler Jonny @ramblerjonny.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Tweet by Conajam, @conajam:

interviewer: you have a 3 year gap on your resume that just says "vengence"

me:

interviewer:

me: you don't remember me, do you?

1:57 pm 6/14/19 Twitter for iPhone
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
A portrait done in digital paint of Shelley Duvall portraying Wendy Torrance as seen in The Shining (1980). It’s a head and shoulders shot of her with unkempt black hair with bangs, and wearing a chunky knit turtleneck under a green heavy flannel button up. She is viewed looking up from a low vantage at her tired-looking, somewhat haggard face as she looks down at something that suddenly has her deeply concerned. The background  behind her is paper toned and has a single repeated line typewritten over and over disappearing top and bottom: ‘Maybe it will happen today.’
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RCD 🔞 Commissions CLOSED @chamberdream.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Spooky Rin Stedecore 👻🎃 🔪 @stedeco.re · 27/09/2026
hot apple spider
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Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I would never bring an iced coffee to a job interview, because then I would be showing my weakness and how to destroy me by revealing I must regularly imbibe water-based liquids to survive. I have definitely read and understood Machiavelli.
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Chris Arrison @murderwizard.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Robin Epley @byrobinepley.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
You wouldn’t bring iced to job coffee a interview
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Thursday, Today Is Thursday @thurs-phantom.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
#Thursday #PhantomOfParadise
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᳄᳆᳇᳅ @n3cropants.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
(cw possibility of animal harm, possibility of middle-aged man severely fucking himself up) stupid-ass thing my dad & his dog got up to while playing fetch at a swimming hole in the woods. one time my dad broke his ankle doing that tho. recently he took the dog to the swimming hole & it'd just
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᳄᳆᳇᳅ @n3cropants.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
my cat was just washing herself while sitting on my feet, then she started gently biting my feet for no particular reason. she does this regularly. i have no idea why. maybe she's trying to groom my feet?? but she just gives em a little chomp & seems to wait to see if i'll get annoyed
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jade's gallery @gallery.oat.zone · 22/09/2026
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Tyler @electriceden92.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
As there is a new cat, so is there a new mouse. The cycle is unbroken
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daryl "rupert pumpkin" b 🏳️‍⚧️ @hypercubexl.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I can't even make it past "poncho munch for deano bonano"
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᳄᳆᳇᳅ @n3cropants.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
being forced to watch the Lizzie Borden show because my cat won't let me leave. show sucks ass, don't watch it, even tho they did give lizzie a bad bitch she pulled by being autistic
fluffy cat butt, with a TV show in the background where two 19th century women are drinking tea in a dovecote
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᳄᳆᳇᳅ @n3cropants.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
when you come to a fork in the road...
a metal fork embedded in a sidewalk
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𝙰𝚕𝚎𝚡 𝙱𝚘𝚗𝚎𝚜 𓁣 @wizofthenountable.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
This article is the most wonderful collection of fun words I've seen in a while. Even the Writer's name is great. www.bbc.com/news/article...
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Meet the mangelwurzel: The forgotten root vegetable making a comeback
Mangelwurzels are attracting new fans, inspiring a festival and sparking a Somerset craze.
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᳄᳆᳇᳅ @n3cropants.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
dumb story from my boss, an attorney who's been in solo practice for ten years bc he's too stubborn & odd for other lawyers: one time he bought a sam's club gift card & changed his mind & wanted to return it. customer service rep said their policy says no. my boss asked to see that policy then
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sephirAmy @sephiramy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
how about some good news: new cat just dropped!!!!
a photo of a small, spotted wild cat, with orange fur and brown circular markings, staring up with big golden eyes.Meet the First New Cat Species Discovered in 100 Years

A small, spotted tiger cat from Bolivia may just be the beginning of a wave of new small cat species.

This 10-year-old male tiger cat is the first of his species (named Leopardus tilcayo) known to science. He is approximately 18 inches from head to end of body and weighs only 3 pounds, making him smaller than the average domestic cat. This video was captured at the Senda Verde Animal Refuge in Bolivia’s Yungas region, where he currently resides.
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sephirAmy @sephiramy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
there is indeed a short video of him if you wanna scoot over to the National Geographic article, btw www.nationalgeographic.com/animals/arti...
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Meet the First New Cat Species Discovered in 100 Years
A small, spotted tiger cat from Bolivia may just be the beginning of a wave of new small cat species.
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᳄᳆᳇᳅ @n3cropants.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
fun text my sister got
August 5: Yoo
Today: I'M SPECIAL AGENTSAMMY FROM FEDERAL BUREAU INVESTIGATION (FBI)* CALIFORNIA * HEADQUARTERS. A CASE CAME TO OUR OFFICE FROM THE GENERAL MANAGER OF MR MANUEL FRANCO POWER BALL WINNER WINNER GENERAL MANAGER FOR DISPATCHING WINNINGS POSSESSION THAT YOU'VE BEEN SCAMMED MANY TIMES BY THE MONE WORKING STAFF AGENT AND YOUR PACKAGE HASN'T BEEN DELIVERED TO YOU YET IS THAT TRUE?
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 17/09/2026
'Bladerunner 2049' (2017) dir: Denis Villeneuve 📽️
real cat watching Disney's 'The Aristocats' on teevee, Dutchess is saying "you look lonely"close up of cat in bisexual lighting with a bandage on its nose looking forelorn
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᳄᳆᳇᳅ @n3cropants.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
took my car in for an inspection yesterday, they said there was something wrong with the oil drain plug & they also wanted to replace the spark plugs for some reason ten minutes after i drove it away, the check engine light came on.
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᳄᳆᳇᳅ @n3cropants.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
getting a headache just thinking about how the bougie mechanic shop down the street takes six hours to look at your car, then sends you a list of recommended services & asks you yes or no before they tell you the price
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᳄᳆᳇᳅ @n3cropants.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
today at work my boss was telling me about how this client came to him with a last-minute urgent matter because their previous attorney totally dropped the ball, and i realized that it was the same firm i'd coincidentally seen recently while looking at other jobs
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᳄᳆᳇᳅ @n3cropants.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
BREAKING: Shallow Gravy will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran.
hank venture and dermott fictel from The Venture Bros., posing with an electric guitar. hank is wearing a white suit with a pink T-shirt and sweatband; Dermott is wearing a black jacket, black boots, and a LOINCLOTH MADE OF SWEATSHIRTS. and not much else. he thinks he's rockin it. the back of Dr Venture's head is in the foreground. very bald.
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 24/08/2024
My brother is in a touring hardcore band and just arrived at his venue for today
[photo of a punk venue with Statler and Waldorf puppets in their own little nook]
TEXT: I cannot mess up any songs tonight
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Andrew @bikesnacks.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Okay. But hear me out
Calvin and Hobbs panel where Calvins dad wishes for $8 a gallon gasSame meme remixed with haha yes sickos
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RALSEI.pk3 @steamedrice97.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
"Go away Inuyasha" he mackled
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Katy // Genderpunk 2026 @katysaint.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The king himself rode a horse and shot arrows at a deer. However, the horse stumbled, causing him to fall off, but he was not injured. Looking around, he said, "Do not let the historians know about this."

— The Veritable Records of Taejong, Vol. 7, article 4
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Jason "Moominpappa era" Sullivan @jason0x21.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Inspirational message for future potential FBI agents: Keep fucking that chicken. www.youtube.com/watch?v=2sVV...
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Ernie Anastos & Keep Fucking That Chicken Viral Video
YouTube video by DROPPING CLIPS
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The Onion @theonion.com · 12/05/2026
Gas Station Price Sign Using Scientific Notation
Gas Station Price Sign Using Scientific Notation
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