Robbie Lesiuk @mysterybob.bsky.social · 10hJust received my sixth jury citation. I have already served on two juries, including a really disturbing murder trial. Haven’t I done enough already? 120
Robbie Lesiuk @mysterybob.bsky.social · 01/10/2026If there is one thing I am proud of about my parenting, it’s that I’ve taught this little one to live visiting museums. She doesn’t really look at anything and just plays with the interactive screens, but it’s a start. 130
Robbie Lesiuk @mysterybob.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Last night I saw something that reminded me about the show The Good Place. It must have had more of an effect on me than I realised, because I literally said, “Holy forking shirtballs” out loud when I saw the price of diesel today. 000
Robbie Lesiuk @mysterybob.bsky.social · 25/09/2026At tonight’s gig, a pub regular approaches me and says, “I remember you… you are one of the oldest guys who plays here!” Erm… thanks? 020
Robbie Lesiuk @mysterybob.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Everything, Everywhere, All At Once. Not only a great movie, but an apt description of the smell when you walk into a Lush store. 020
Robbie Lesiuk @mysterybob.bsky.social · 06/09/2026@robmanuel.b3ta.com I think my train took the wrong line at B3ta junction and I have accidentally entered Manuel. 020
Robbie Lesiuk @mysterybob.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Do people understand that when you clap along with a song, there are specific places you are supposed to clap? I’m not even talking about 1 & 3 versus 2 & 4, but completely random places, random tempos and stopping and starting at inappropriate times. And they stand right next you when they do it. 010
Robbie Lesiuk @mysterybob.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Does anyone else think it’s weird to see a lone adult sitting in the children’s section of the library? She’s working on her laptop, taking up the sofa and has no child with her. There are seats available elsewhere. I’m encouraging my daughter to read very loudly, as seems to be annoying the lady. 120
Reposted by Robbie LesiukEd Morrish @edmorrish.com · 24/08/2026the back of this van sounds like a toddler player with a plug socket 421845
Reposted by Robbie LesiukAlistair Coleman @alistaircoleman.bsky.social · 17/08/2026And we quote from the historical documents (Wayne’s World, 1992): “The Shitty Beatles? Are they any good?” “They suck” “So it’s not just a clever name?” 0212
Reposted by Robbie LesiukBilly Bell @billybell99.bsky.social · 14/08/2026"I am damned if I am going to stand on a stage, having won a resounding victory... and be demeaned and humiliated by nobodies" 425972
Robbie Lesiuk @mysterybob.bsky.social · 13/08/2026I wonder what the Weetabix skinheads are up to now. Probably a group of gammon steaks these days I imagine. 110
Reposted by Robbie Lesiukmensrea @mensie.bsky.social · 19/07/2026German broadcast. Nailed it 139149764996
Reposted by Robbie LesiukGreenSwizzleWooster @gswooster.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Timothée Mallette 441892379
Reposted by Robbie Lesiukgabbylm.bsky.social @gabbylm.bsky.social · 07/07/2026FIFA have confirmed Balogun’s suspension has been lifted and he *will* be allowed to stand in the Clacton by election 12700182
Robbie Lesiuk @mysterybob.bsky.social · 07/07/2026In today’s episode of Things I Didn’t Expect To Hear From A Radio 4 Continuity Announcer: “Why are young men dipping their testes in things they probably shouldn’t be?” 000
Reposted by Robbie LesiukOlaf Falafel @ofalafel.bsky.social · 30/06/2026Making a batch of Erling Haaland action figures if anyone wants one. 719526
Robbie Lesiuk @mysterybob.bsky.social · 27/06/2026The bloody Tartan Army have been at our bins again. 010
Robbie Lesiuk @mysterybob.bsky.social · 26/06/2026We’ve got McGinn! Super John McGinn! And every day the ransom isn’t paid, we will send you another finger. 020
Reposted by Robbie LesiukAlex Elizabeth Byrne McMillan @undeniablyalex.bsky.social · 23/05/2026YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK 6085400516194
Reposted by Robbie LesiukNikkiJay is making Shards Of A God @nikkijay.games · 20/05/2026Is that butter? No it's ghee. Oh thanks for clarifying 2297180754
Robbie Lesiuk @mysterybob.bsky.social · 20/05/2026“Think back to your childhood. Do you remember when the anxiety started?” 010
Reposted by Robbie LesiukCaptain Howdy @captainhowdy.bsky.social · 16/05/2026"There's millions of 'em down there." #SNLUK 415829
Robbie Lesiuk @mysterybob.bsky.social · 16/05/2026Do people understand that when you clap along with a song, you are supposed to clap at specific places in the rhythm? And in time with said rhythm. It’s not just a free for all where you randomly bring your hands together while a song is happening. 110
Reposted by Robbie LesiukHuw Swanborough @huwroscience.bsky.social · 12/05/2026Burnham, disembarking Avanti West Coaststatic.klipy.comMarshal Zhukov in Decorated Military UniformALT: Marshal Zhukov in Decorated Military Uniform 1034780
Robbie Lesiuk @mysterybob.bsky.social · 06/05/2026Last night I dreamt that I met Steve Davis and told him a joke I had written: Steve Davis goes into Woolworths and buys 100 blank cassette tapes. The shop assistant says, “Wow! That’s a lot of blank tapes!” Steve Davis replies, “Well, I like to have peace and quiet while I’m practicing.” 120
Robbie Lesiuk @mysterybob.bsky.social · 04/05/2026As somebody who plays guitar for a living, it was probably unwise to smash my finger with a hammer today. 000
Robbie Lesiuk @mysterybob.bsky.social · 28/04/2026I’m fairly sure I just saw Steely Dan and Doobie Brothers guitarist Skunk Baxter walking along Shieldhall road in Govan. 010
Reposted by Robbie LesiukSimon Pegg @simonpegg.bsky.social · 23/04/2026The Mandalorian and Grogu (2026) 1114484
Reposted by Robbie LesiukChristopher Bird @mightygodking.com · 21/04/2026we all know I have no life, so: 41594893394
Reposted by Robbie LesiukDavid Quantick @quantick.bsky.social · 16/04/2026Dear @labourpartyuk.bsky.social you may wish to fix this. 929598
Reposted by Robbie LesiukSimon Pegg @simonpegg.bsky.social · 12/04/2026Beginning to think that JD Vance might be a serious contender for next year's FIFA Peace Prize. 11483145
Reposted by Robbie LesiukJosiah Mortimer @josiahmortimer.bsky.social · 12/04/2026This Reform leaflet from three Gateshead candidates looks like a timelapse of the same person 9363051073
Robbie Lesiuk @mysterybob.bsky.social · 09/04/2026I have to say that whoever wrote the story for the career mode of PowerWash Simulator put in way more effort than was needed for a game called PowerWash Simulator. 130
Robbie Lesiuk @mysterybob.bsky.social · 07/04/2026When you have a palette with 700kg of wooden flooring to unload and take to your flat, it’s not exactly great news when the lift stops working. 000
Reposted by Robbie LesiukJaunty Art @jaunty.art · 04/04/2026when you have a busy evening rescuing people, you better wear your… 1292
Reposted by Robbie Lesiukchristhebarker @christhebarker.bsky.social · 04/04/2026Incredible picture: Orion snapped this high-resolution selfie in space with a camera mounted on one of its solar array wings during a routine external inspection of the spacecraft on the second day into the Artemis II mission. Credit: NASA 1362092396
Robbie Lesiuk @mysterybob.bsky.social · 03/04/2026While sitting in traffic yesterday, I noticed the guy behind me was leaning forward, pointing at me and making a weird face. Then he started moving his finger in little circles and I couldn’t figure out what he was trying to communicate. Turns out he was just wiping something off his windscreen. 020
Reposted by Robbie LesiukAndrej @tepid.meme · 01/04/2026Princess Anne continues to merge with the Christopher Walken meme 291334295
Robbie Lesiuk @mysterybob.bsky.social · 29/03/2026I just happened to be in my car just as the clocks went forward, which means I won’t have to spend the next three weeks saying to myself, “Fuck! I still need to change the clock” every time I set off. 020
Robbie Lesiuk @mysterybob.bsky.social · 25/03/2026Yasss! I couldn’t resist this @happytoast.co.uk teeshirt when I saw it. 112
Robbie Lesiuk @mysterybob.bsky.social · 25/03/2026My Bluesky feed today is full of post about beloved family pets of many years having to be put down. Did the algorithm decide I was too chipper today and had to be brought down a bit? 010
Robbie Lesiuk @mysterybob.bsky.social · 21/03/2026Top Ten songs about the Falkirk area (10-6) * Hotel California - Eagles * Denny - Blondie * Karma Camelon - Culture Club * Avonbridge Over Troubled Water - Simon And Garfunkel * Letham In - Wings 220
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