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@mxmodern.bsky.social
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30+ | They/Them | I write | 🔞 MDNI | MDZS | WangXian, all dynamics, all neurodivergent | archiveofourown.org/users/MxModern/…

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🐰Max☠️ @mxmodern.bsky.social · 11m
Crack in progress lol #MDZS #WeiWuxian #LanQiren #WIPWednesday
Wei Wuxian peered at the youth curiously. He was a young man—maybe fifteen or sixteen years old. His white Lan robes were ill-fitted, hanging just a bit loose over his shoulders… He was quite certain he had never seen the teen around before, but he could not deny that there was something familiar about the frigid look he threw straight ahead with his arms crossed tightly over his chest.
“Who's that?” he asked suddenly, gesturing toward the stranger.
The teen's eyes slid to him, his eyes raking over his body with a look of disdain he'd recognize anywhere. “Surely there is a more polite way to determine my identity.”
Wei Wuxian froze with his eyes wide. “Oh, no. Is that-?” His gaze swung to Lan Xichen, who was now rubbing his temple. The youth rolled his eyes.
“Shufu?” Lan Wangji asked, his brow furrowed deeper than his wife had ever seen it.
The teen-aged Lan Qiren blinked slowly. “If you say so.”
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🐰Max☠️ @mxmodern.bsky.social · 9h
WHY DID I HAVE TO FUCK UP THE SHOULDER I SLEEP ON??? 😭 send help.
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🐰Max☠️ @mxmodern.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Tooth pain is the worst. How is dental health somehow not considered as important as the health of the rest of your body??? I AM IN PAIN AND THERE IS VERY, VERY LITTLE I CAN DO ABOUT IT.
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🐰Max☠️ @mxmodern.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
No finish old things! Only start new things!
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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
When you go to a job interview, establish dominance by setting up an oven and baking a perfect soufflé
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The first panel shows Sarah, the protagonist, working at a desk. A brain next to her says, "We need to take breaks!"
The second panel zooms in on Sarah's face. She is annoyed. She says, "What if I don't listen to you?"
The third panel shows the brain smiling.
The fourth panel shows the brain reaching towards a lever. The brain says, "I'LL MAKE YOU."
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Qasim Rashid, Esq. @qasimrashid.com · 26/09/2026
These 7 men at Cornell drugged & raped a woman for hours, then called their friends to come rape her. 2 men got expelled. 5 had to write letter of apology. 0 faced any consequences. Men throughout the societal ladder are complicit. Women are not safe around men.
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
JFC. A man who could go along with this. This is why rape victims commit suicide.🤬😡😡
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🐰Max☠️ @mxmodern.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Don't mind me. Just thinking about how ahead of the curve I was, writing this before the AI boom. Almost like resurrecting the dead with AI is generally a bad idea. archiveofourown.org/works/43697022
 The French Alps by MxModern
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Modao Zushi - Moxiang Tongxiu & Related Fandoms  

    Not Rated
    No Archive Warnings Apply
    M/M
    Complete Work

18 Dec 2022
Tags

    No Archive Warnings Apply Lan Zhan | Lan Wangji/Wei Ying | Wei Wuxian Lan Zhan | Lan Wangji Wei Ying | Wei Wuxian Alternate Universe - Science Fiction Robot Wei Ying | Wei Wuxian Angst and Humor Angst with a Happy Ending 

Summary

        To think that everything that remained of his closest friend was encased in such a small square of plastic…

        Wei Ying had only deactivated his bio chip two years before he disappeared. It wouldn't be exactly like Wei Ying was when he vanished; two years of memories would be missing, but it would be close. Lan Zhan could make do with close. He lived 13 years without him, waiting for the miracle that would return his best friend to him. This would have to be that miracle.

    In a desperate bid for closure, Lan Zhan uses AI technology to bring back his best friend, and it works... kind of. It doesn't actually work.
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🐰Max☠️ @mxmodern.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Just watched Clue for the first time. It was absolutely glorious. 10/10
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🐰Max☠️ @mxmodern.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Vague Avatar Aang posting: Man, he's gonna end up being a bad guy, isn't he? Gonna get the Long John Silver treatment.
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this lord is fujoing out @everandanon.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
You ever think about a blorbo and abruptly realize near every character trait that enraptures you is also one you share. I am naught but a fujoshi barking at a mirror. Art is amazing and I need to smash myself with a rock
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🐰Max☠️ @mxmodern.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Watching "Michael", the Michael Jackson biopic... He's so soft and flowy and sweet omg I could squish him... It breaks my heart, knowing what happens to him... What he becomes...
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🐰Max☠️ @mxmodern.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I need all the fluid to vacate my sinuses posthaste.
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binghe’s humping advocate @sixballing.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
(sy voice) if I'm not gay and you're not gay then whose boner is this 😰😰😰😰
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🐰Max☠️ @mxmodern.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
New favorite comedian: Milo Edwards. He is SO funny!
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🐰Max☠️ @mxmodern.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Got asked if I was old enough to sell alcohol today lmao My guy, I've been able to buy it for almost a decade. Stop reminding me of how old I am. ☠️🤣
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shaun @shaunvids.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
the republicans are wide open on several fronts, historically unpopular president, unpopular war, record high gas. any dem throwing trans people under the bus at this moment is doing it because they want to. not like they need to, do they. even if it worked as a vote winner, which it doesn't
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🐰Max☠️ @mxmodern.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Yanno, not being able to drive isn't super convenient, but at least I'm immune to the damage caused by gas prices. RIP diesel users...
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🐰Max☠️ @mxmodern.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Everybody say happy birthday to TFORM! archiveofourown.org/works/71093031
 The Folly of Righteous Men by MxModern
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Modao Zushi - Moxiang Tongxiu & Related Fandoms  

    Explicit
    Rape/Non-Con
    M/M
    Complete Work

28 May 2026
Tags

    Rape/Non-Con Lan Zhan | Lan Wangji/Wei Ying | Wei Wuxian Wei Ying | Wei Wuxian Lan Zhan | Lan Wangji Lan Huan | Lan Xichen Jiang Cheng | Jiang Wanyin Lan Qiren Wen Ruohan Jiang Yanli Jin Zixuan Jiang Fengmian Yu Ziyuan Meng Yao | Jin Guangyao Xiao Xingchen Nie Mingjue Luo "Mian Mian" Qingyang Jin Zixun Alternate Universe - Modern Setting Inspired by The Godfather (1972) Mafia AU Dark Wei Ying | Wei Wuxian Dark Lan Zhan | Lan Wangji Angst and Tragedy Other Additional Tags to Be Added Homophobia Slurs Strippers & Strip Clubs Dark Sexual Assault Trauma Semi-Public Sex Top Lan Zhan | Lan Wangji/Bottom Wei Ying | Wei Wuxian Autistic Lan Zhan | Lan Wangji Wei Ying | Wei Wuxian Has ADHD Queer Themes Neurodiversity Author Chose Emotional Violence Minor Original Character(s) POV Alternating Bad Uncle Lan Qiren Smoking Daddy Kink Light Dom/sub Oral Sex Come Swallowing Anal Sex Manipulation Emotional/Psychological Abuse Wangxian are NOT abusive NO sexual assault between Wangxian Minor Character Death Dubious Consent Drugging Violence Past Wei Ying | Wei Wuxian/Other(s) Implied/Referenced Child Abuse Part 1 of 3 This part ends with an angsty cliffhanger but OVERALL the series can be categorized as Angst with a Happy Ending Implied Past Jiang Cheng | Jiang Wanyin/Wei Ying | Wei Wuxian 

Summary

    Wei Wuxian is a do-it-all mobster. Lan Wangji is the heir to a criminal empire. When a rival crime family seeks to take advantage of Qingheng-Jun's failing health, they collide. In a world that places such a high value on violence and retribution, love is the ultimate gamble. The cost of losing could be more than just your life.

Language:
    English
Words:
    53,115
Chapters:
    10/10
Comments:
    94
Kudos:
    153
Bookmarks:
    58
Hits:
    4,552
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🐰Max☠️ @mxmodern.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I'm so tiiiiiiired 😭
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🐰Max☠️ @mxmodern.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Me - ADHD medication = a million half-baked au ideas with little-to-no follow-through, apparently.
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🐰Max☠️ @mxmodern.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Re: Sister Act Deloris Van Cartier could play one hell of a game of Two Truths and a Lie. 1. My ex tried to kill me. 2. I got to third base with a nun. 3. I got a standing ovation from the Pope. She'd never lose!
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🐰Max☠️ @mxmodern.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I'm dead. This killed me 🤣 youtube.com/shorts/_Sl5H...
youtube.com
Never forget #standupcomedy #ukcomedy
YouTube video by Milo Edwards
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🐰Max☠️ @mxmodern.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Happy #WIPWednesday lol This is not what I should be working on, but whatever 🤣
“You can't be serious!” Wei Wuxian exclaimed, poking his head between the front seats to gaze pathetically at the agents. “The Lan Sect with a million rules that still wears the same white robes and forehead ribbons they've worn for a thousand fucking years? That Lan Sect?!”
“Closer to two thousand,” Agent Xiao sighed, refusing to look at his charge while he drove. “-but yes, Wei Wuxian. That Lan Sect.”
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LeLips Lipe 🍄‍🟫🪡🌟 @lelips.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Repost if your account is a safe space for femboys.
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🐰Max☠️ @mxmodern.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I think I messed up my right shoulder, because I totally need THAT right now... It's not like I don't already have a whole slew of medical issues that are waiting for me to have health insurance to address them. 😑
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🐰Max☠️ @mxmodern.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Fun fact: if you start to resort to inflammatory language (ie calling the other person an "idiot") in an Internet discussion, then block the person before they even have a chance to open the post in the app much less respond, it means you lost.
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grey 🍁 @cheerywhiskey.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
College wangxian where fresher WWX is dared by his seniors to trip the next person who comes through the campus gates cue LWJ being tripped by a classmate on his very first day only for his trained reflexes to take the accoster down too and land right on top of him.
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That girl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
kendall @internetfairie
honestly once i get over my burnout, depression, creative block, doomscrolling addiction, tendency to over intellectualize & avoidant behaviors then you'll see
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🐰Max☠️ @mxmodern.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I have AUs on the back burner for both options (individually)... and both of them involve the same 3 characters. Lmao Zhanchengxian, motherforkers. Such an intriguing flavor, imo...
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🐰Max☠️ @mxmodern.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Determinism is stupid. Take some responsibility for yourself, dumbass.
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🐰Max☠️ @mxmodern.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I'm at SOUP!
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🐰Max☠️ @mxmodern.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Psst archiveofourown.org/works/92565126
 Shidi Act by MxModern (Restricted)
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Modao Zushi - Moxiang Tongxiu & Related Fandoms  

    Not Rated
    Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
    M/M
    Work in Progress

13 Sep 2026
Tags

Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings 

Lan Zhan | Lan Wangji/Wei Ying | Wei Wuxian Wei Ying | Wei Wuxian Xiao Xingchen Song Lan | Song Zichen Lan Huan | Lan Xichen Lan Zhan | Lan Wangji 

Modao Zushi Characters Cultivate in a Modern Setting Sister Act inspired AU Temporary Lan Disciple Wei Wuxian (or is he?) Non-Graphic Violence Blood Demonic Cultivation (Modao Zushi) Freeform Other Additional Tags to Be Added Rogue Cultivator Wei Ying | Wei Wuxian 

Summary

    When rogue cultivator Wei Wuxian gets caught up in an official investigation into the illegal activities of the mob-affiliated Jin Sect, he is placed in witness protection in the reclusive Lan Sect.

Language:
    English
Words:
    2,223
Chapters:
    1/?
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Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
well now we have to sue them for plagiarism for two reasons.
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🐰Max☠️ @mxmodern.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Psst archiveofourown.org/works/92565126
 Shidi Act by MxModern (Restricted)
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Modao Zushi - Moxiang Tongxiu & Related Fandoms  

    Not Rated
    Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
    M/M
    Work in Progress

13 Sep 2026
Tags

Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings 

Lan Zhan | Lan Wangji/Wei Ying | Wei Wuxian Wei Ying | Wei Wuxian Xiao Xingchen Song Lan | Song Zichen Lan Huan | Lan Xichen Lan Zhan | Lan Wangji 

Modao Zushi Characters Cultivate in a Modern Setting Sister Act inspired AU Temporary Lan Disciple Wei Wuxian (or is he?) Non-Graphic Violence Blood Demonic Cultivation (Modao Zushi) Freeform Other Additional Tags to Be Added Rogue Cultivator Wei Ying | Wei Wuxian 

Summary

    When rogue cultivator Wei Wuxian gets caught up in an official investigation into the illegal activities of the mob-affiliated Jin Sect, he is placed in witness protection in the reclusive Lan Sect.

Language:
    English
Words:
    2,223
Chapters:
    1/?
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🐰Max☠️ @mxmodern.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Did I just write up a 1500-word prologue to Shidi Act? Maybe.
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🐰Max☠️ @mxmodern.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Just look around.
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A.J. Wilden🏳️‍⚧️ @wcwit.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
"They're not misunderstanding the film; they're co-opting a message"
Screencap from the interview linked in the quoted post

Marlow Stern (the interviewer):  You have one of the most renowned replies in Twitter history. Elon Musk tweeted out, “Take the red pill,” then Ivanka Trump enthusiastically wrote, “Taken!” to him, and then you replied, “Fuck both of you.” I’m curious how you feel about the co-opting of “The Matrix” by those on the right who don’t really seem to understand its messaging.

Lilly Wachowski: I mean, I can’t sit in a room and explain the movie to every single person who watches it. Even if I did sit in a room with Elon Musk and Ivanka Trump — yikes — it doesn’t matter. They’re not misunderstanding the film; they’re co-opting a message. And that’s what fascists do: They co-opt the messages of progressives and use it to their benefit to confuse and obfuscate what is going on and the intention of their ideology. They do it with everything. They do it with Martin Luther King Jr. Look at how they’ve changed the idea of what antisemitism is.
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🐰Max☠️ @mxmodern.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I know everyone has the right to their own opinion. But the people who hate on The Legend of Korra are stupid and wrong.
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HAYES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! @dirtcupart.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
"stop fetishizing catholicism" catholicism actually works best as a form of bdsm
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🐰Max☠️ @mxmodern.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
It's still #WIPWednesday for 50 minutes, and GUESS WHO STARTED WRITING YET ANOTHER #MDZS AU!
Wei Wuxian grimaced and clutched his head as he crumpled the spent transportation talisman in his hand and let it fall to his bedroom floor. The sound of gunfire and the alarms from the compound that housed the Jin Sect’s less than legal operations still rang in his ears.
Heart pounding, he reached under the bed for his go bag and dark fluid dripped onto the ugly, grey carpet. He wiped his nose with a trembling hand. It came back stained red.
“Fuck,” he muttered to himself, wiping the blood onto his jeans. *Good thing I didn't try to go all the way to the rendezvous point… That would've killed me!*
The black gym bag fell heavily onto the mattress, and he dug around in the front pocket for the burner Agent Xiao had given him when he first agreed to work with the Bureau of Cultivation on taking down the Jin Sect.
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wwxwashere.bsky.social @wwxwashere.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
i have 90 days to pay $1500 in fees or else i’ll be deported. any help is welcome @ ko-fi.com/wwxwashere a year ago i was doxxed by thousands of conservatives trying to deport me, so i will send proof in DMs only, just ask before donating
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🐰Max☠️ @mxmodern.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Earthbending is sexy.
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🐰Max☠️ @mxmodern.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Korra is so goddamn hot in every way. Girl, them MUSCLES.
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🐰Max☠️ @mxmodern.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I've said it before, and I'll say it again. 3D SpongeBob is an abomination before God.
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¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @office-anomaly.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
support the creators and watch it here!
youtube.com
THE LOVERS
YouTube video by Studio Heartbreak
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🐰Max☠️ @mxmodern.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
You know what really bothers me about this rash of renaming things? Would it kill him to be a little more creative with the new patriotic names? What about Lake Eagle? Or New School Shootings? The Gulf of State-Sanctioned Murder? This country has such a diverse and colorful culture to draw from!
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🐰Max☠️ @mxmodern.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
What does this even MEAN?
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🐰Max☠️ @mxmodern.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Jesus F. Christ.
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