🐰Max☠️ @mxmodern.bsky.social · 9hWHY DID I HAVE TO FUCK UP THE SHOULDER I SLEEP ON??? 😭 send help. 020
🐰Max☠️ @mxmodern.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Tooth pain is the worst. How is dental health somehow not considered as important as the health of the rest of your body??? I AM IN PAIN AND THERE IS VERY, VERY LITTLE I CAN DO ABOUT IT. 141
Reposted by 🐰Max☠️lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 26/09/2026When you go to a job interview, establish dominance by setting up an oven and baking a perfect soufflé 1437746
Reposted by 🐰Max☠️Qasim Rashid, Esq. @qasimrashid.com · 26/09/2026These 7 men at Cornell drugged & raped a woman for hours, then called their friends to come rape her. 2 men got expelled. 5 had to write letter of apology. 0 faced any consequences. Men throughout the societal ladder are complicit. Women are not safe around men. 91745414
Reposted by 🐰Max☠️Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 26/09/2026JFC. A man who could go along with this. This is why rape victims commit suicide.🤬😡😡 29417
🐰Max☠️ @mxmodern.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Don't mind me. Just thinking about how ahead of the curve I was, writing this before the AI boom. Almost like resurrecting the dead with AI is generally a bad idea. archiveofourown.org/works/43697022 2112
🐰Max☠️ @mxmodern.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Just watched Clue for the first time. It was absolutely glorious. 10/10 030
🐰Max☠️ @mxmodern.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Vague Avatar Aang posting: Man, he's gonna end up being a bad guy, isn't he? Gonna get the Long John Silver treatment. 100
Reposted by 🐰Max☠️this lord is fujoing out @everandanon.bsky.social · 24/09/2026You ever think about a blorbo and abruptly realize near every character trait that enraptures you is also one you share. I am naught but a fujoshi barking at a mirror. Art is amazing and I need to smash myself with a rock 0228
🐰Max☠️ @mxmodern.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Watching "Michael", the Michael Jackson biopic... He's so soft and flowy and sweet omg I could squish him... It breaks my heart, knowing what happens to him... What he becomes... 010
Reposted by 🐰Max☠️binghe’s humping advocate @sixballing.bsky.social · 22/09/2026(sy voice) if I'm not gay and you're not gay then whose boner is this 😰😰😰😰 09227
🐰Max☠️ @mxmodern.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Got asked if I was old enough to sell alcohol today lmao My guy, I've been able to buy it for almost a decade. Stop reminding me of how old I am. ☠️🤣 010
Reposted by 🐰Max☠️shaun @shaunvids.bsky.social · 20/09/2026the republicans are wide open on several fronts, historically unpopular president, unpopular war, record high gas. any dem throwing trans people under the bus at this moment is doing it because they want to. not like they need to, do they. even if it worked as a vote winner, which it doesn't 3371871949
🐰Max☠️ @mxmodern.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Yanno, not being able to drive isn't super convenient, but at least I'm immune to the damage caused by gas prices. RIP diesel users... 110
🐰Max☠️ @mxmodern.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Everybody say happy birthday to TFORM! archiveofourown.org/works/71093031 071
🐰Max☠️ @mxmodern.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Me - ADHD medication = a million half-baked au ideas with little-to-no follow-through, apparently. 030
🐰Max☠️ @mxmodern.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Re: Sister Act Deloris Van Cartier could play one hell of a game of Two Truths and a Lie. 1. My ex tried to kill me. 2. I got to third base with a nun. 3. I got a standing ovation from the Pope. She'd never lose! 060
🐰Max☠️ @mxmodern.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I'm dead. This killed me 🤣 youtube.com/shorts/_Sl5H...youtube.comNever forget #standupcomedy #ukcomedyYouTube video by Milo Edwards 000
🐰Max☠️ @mxmodern.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Happy #WIPWednesday lol This is not what I should be working on, but whatever 🤣 2121
Reposted by 🐰Max☠️LeLips Lipe 🍄🟫🪡🌟 @lelips.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Repost if your account is a safe space for femboys. 36641
🐰Max☠️ @mxmodern.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I think I messed up my right shoulder, because I totally need THAT right now... It's not like I don't already have a whole slew of medical issues that are waiting for me to have health insurance to address them. 😑 130
🐰Max☠️ @mxmodern.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Fun fact: if you start to resort to inflammatory language (ie calling the other person an "idiot") in an Internet discussion, then block the person before they even have a chance to open the post in the app much less respond, it means you lost. 120
Reposted by 🐰Max☠️grey 🍁 @cheerywhiskey.bsky.social · 15/09/2026College wangxian where fresher WWX is dared by his seniors to trip the next person who comes through the campus gates cue LWJ being tripped by a classmate on his very first day only for his trained reflexes to take the accoster down too and land right on top of him. 23212
🐰Max☠️ @mxmodern.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I have AUs on the back burner for both options (individually)... and both of them involve the same 3 characters. Lmao Zhanchengxian, motherforkers. Such an intriguing flavor, imo... 110
🐰Max☠️ @mxmodern.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Determinism is stupid. Take some responsibility for yourself, dumbass. 120
Reposted by 🐰Max☠️🐰Max☠️ @mxmodern.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Psst archiveofourown.org/works/92565126 31910
Reposted by 🐰Max☠️Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 14/09/2026well now we have to sue them for plagiarism for two reasons. 617264
🐰Max☠️ @mxmodern.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Did I just write up a 1500-word prologue to Shidi Act? Maybe. 120
Reposted by 🐰Max☠️A.J. Wilden🏳️⚧️ @wcwit.bsky.social · 11/09/2026"They're not misunderstanding the film; they're co-opting a message" 52144905757
🐰Max☠️ @mxmodern.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I know everyone has the right to their own opinion. But the people who hate on The Legend of Korra are stupid and wrong. 180
Reposted by 🐰Max☠️HAYES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! @dirtcupart.bsky.social · 09/09/2026"stop fetishizing catholicism" catholicism actually works best as a form of bdsm 7719255
🐰Max☠️ @mxmodern.bsky.social · 10/09/2026It's still #WIPWednesday for 50 minutes, and GUESS WHO STARTED WRITING YET ANOTHER #MDZS AU! 3121
Reposted by 🐰Max☠️wwxwashere.bsky.social @wwxwashere.bsky.social · 09/09/2026i have 90 days to pay $1500 in fees or else i’ll be deported. any help is welcome @ ko-fi.com/wwxwashere a year ago i was doxxed by thousands of conservatives trying to deport me, so i will send proof in DMs only, just ask before donating 4252380
🐰Max☠️ @mxmodern.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Korra is so goddamn hot in every way. Girl, them MUSCLES. 000
🐰Max☠️ @mxmodern.bsky.social · 09/09/2026I've said it before, and I'll say it again. 3D SpongeBob is an abomination before God. 010
Reposted by 🐰Max☠️¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @office-anomaly.bsky.social · 07/09/2026support the creators and watch it here!youtube.comTHE LOVERSYouTube video by Studio Heartbreak 066624355
🐰Max☠️ @mxmodern.bsky.social · 07/09/2026You know what really bothers me about this rash of renaming things? Would it kill him to be a little more creative with the new patriotic names? What about Lake Eagle? Or New School Shootings? The Gulf of State-Sanctioned Murder? This country has such a diverse and colorful culture to draw from! 120