Reposted by 🐰Max☠️luckyluna23.bsky.social @luckyluna23.bsky.social · 22hJumanji Mdzs Au Sizhui is 15 and admiring the changing leaves on the way home from school. But his heart stops at an unfamiliar car in the driveway. As he enters the front door he's poised for judgemental eyes and pointed questions, but exhales in relief when he hears the voices in the kitchen. 1115
🐰Max☠️ @mxmodern.bsky.social · 21hOH MY GOD YOU'RE DOING IT! 🥳static.klipy.comPerry The Platypus Buckles UpAlt: Perry The Platypus Buckles Up 010
Reposted by 🐰Max☠️var 🍮 @sevarix.bsky.social · 02/10/2026i realize there are many october creation events to choose from but personally i will be participating in 'whatevertober' which involves me creating whatever i want at the speed that i find most comfortable with no pressure at all. the only prompt is 'do whatever i guess' 411959
🐰Max☠️ @mxmodern.bsky.social · 03/10/2026👀 I've had it sitting half-finished in my docs for years, because I got too stressed out while writing it and had to stop (I was processing some religious trauma stuff 😅), but dammit it's hot lmao 010
🐰Max☠️ @mxmodern.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Random question, but would anyone here be interested in very realistic Mormon confessional Very Dubious Consent smut? no reason... lmao... 130
🐰Max☠️ @mxmodern.bsky.social · 01/10/2026No one is allowed to flirt with me ever. If it's not overt, I don't get it until it's way too late, and when it is overt, I get too flustered and I can't think of how to respond until like 10 seconds too late. 030
🐰Max☠️ @mxmodern.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Crack in progress lol #MDZS #WeiWuxian #LanQiren #WIPWednesday 3144
🐰Max☠️ @mxmodern.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Wanna help me with my arthritis I apparently have now? 🫠 110
🐰Max☠️ @mxmodern.bsky.social · 30/09/2026WHY DID I HAVE TO FUCK UP THE SHOULDER I SLEEP ON??? 😭 send help. 020
🐰Max☠️ @mxmodern.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Liquid IV is a good idea... Do you have like, bone broth maybe? Or even just regular broth? 110
🐰Max☠️ @mxmodern.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Tooth pain is the worst. How is dental health somehow not considered as important as the health of the rest of your body??? I AM IN PAIN AND THERE IS VERY, VERY LITTLE I CAN DO ABOUT IT. 251
🐰Max☠️ @mxmodern.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Honey!!! You need to eat! Just force yourself to nibble on a cracker. If you can get a cracker in your stomach, you should be able to get yourself to eat more. 110
🐰Max☠️ @mxmodern.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Excuse me, but where are the men being pumped full of eggs? I need to know so I can not follow those accounts... 000
Reposted by 🐰Max☠️lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 26/09/2026When you go to a job interview, establish dominance by setting up an oven and baking a perfect soufflé 1438046
Reposted by 🐰Max☠️Qasim Rashid, Esq. @qasimrashid.com · 26/09/2026These 7 men at Cornell drugged & raped a woman for hours, then called their friends to come rape her. 2 men got expelled. 5 had to write letter of apology. 0 faced any consequences. Men throughout the societal ladder are complicit. Women are not safe around men. 91752421
Reposted by 🐰Max☠️Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 26/09/2026JFC. A man who could go along with this. This is why rape victims commit suicide.🤬😡😡 29417
🐰Max☠️ @mxmodern.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I've been thinking about it, and it depends on if you want to write them meet and fall in love, or a dramatic reunion... I like the dramatic reunion idea... 110
🐰Max☠️ @mxmodern.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Who needs constant IRL discourse when you have a functioning brain? 030
🐰Max☠️ @mxmodern.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Context: I learned they were gone use an AI Gene Wilder in some Wonka thing and I got pissed. 🙃 140
🐰Max☠️ @mxmodern.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Don't mind me. Just thinking about how ahead of the curve I was, writing this before the AI boom. Almost like resurrecting the dead with AI is generally a bad idea. archiveofourown.org/works/43697022 2112
🐰Max☠️ @mxmodern.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Just watched Clue for the first time. It was absolutely glorious. 10/10 030
🐰Max☠️ @mxmodern.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Vague Avatar Aang posting: Man, he's gonna end up being a bad guy, isn't he? Gonna get the Long John Silver treatment. 100
Reposted by 🐰Max☠️this lord is fujoing out @everandanon.bsky.social · 24/09/2026You ever think about a blorbo and abruptly realize near every character trait that enraptures you is also one you share. I am naught but a fujoshi barking at a mirror. Art is amazing and I need to smash myself with a rock 0228
🐰Max☠️ @mxmodern.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Watching "Michael", the Michael Jackson biopic... He's so soft and flowy and sweet omg I could squish him... It breaks my heart, knowing what happens to him... What he becomes... 010
Reposted by 🐰Max☠️binghe’s humping advocate @sixballing.bsky.social · 22/09/2026(sy voice) if I'm not gay and you're not gay then whose boner is this 😰😰😰😰 09227
🐰Max☠️ @mxmodern.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Eternally pushing a rock up a hill? Yeah, I'd say that's an accurate image to represent the times. 010
🐰Max☠️ @mxmodern.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Got asked if I was old enough to sell alcohol today lmao My guy, I've been able to buy it for almost a decade. Stop reminding me of how old I am. ☠️🤣 010
Reposted by 🐰Max☠️shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 20/09/2026the republicans are wide open on several fronts, historically unpopular president, unpopular war, record high gas. any dem throwing trans people under the bus at this moment is doing it because they want to. not like they need to, do they. even if it worked as a vote winner, which it doesn't 3271901954
🐰Max☠️ @mxmodern.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Yanno, not being able to drive isn't super convenient, but at least I'm immune to the damage caused by gas prices. RIP diesel users... 110
🐰Max☠️ @mxmodern.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Everybody say happy birthday to TFORM! archiveofourown.org/works/71093031 071