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The Vampire Cheese

@mxhemlock.bsky.social
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high and hard femme | vampire enthusiast | glitter & bad taste | has fashion feelings | queer kinkster | sex nerd profile pic by @theirdandelion.bsky.social

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The Vampire Cheese @mxhemlock.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Nothing makes me hate being a woman more than the workplace
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The Vampire Cheese @mxhemlock.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Everytime someone complains about my requests for additional context and direct communication style at work the irony meter for their neurodiversity related speaking events goes up.
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Jens Temmen @jenstemmen.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
If you zoom in, it says “inspired by Starship Troopers“. I‘m serious.
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 07/09/2026
hello my baby hello my honey hello darkness my old friend
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where the referent wriggles free @laikahyacinth.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
i love the internet man. so cool.
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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
by artist Ginny Robbins
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The Vampire Cheese @mxhemlock.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Ahh yes the good old censorship instead of education shortcut politicians love 🤬
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michael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Never make fun of someone if they mispronounce a word. Make fun of them if they pronounce it correctly. Do it in a forceful but still friendly manner. Be inconsistent about it. Make it hard for them to communicate with others. Make them doubt themselves. Make them doubt everything but you.
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Ophelia @ophelia168.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
seeing someone put "Pronouns: GUN/OWNER" in their bio on the other site as antiwoke signaling is crazy because in some ways it is just accidentally reinventing Helicopter Story from base principles
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The Vampire Cheese @mxhemlock.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
You I know I finally pinned down my most concise reason for why I hate the use case for AI to reword & summarise writing in corporate. Reworking text is a one of the best tools to learn, retain & understand concepts. If you entirely outsource that process that is what you loose.
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David Slack @slack2thefuture.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
If you still have a Twitter account, today is a great day to delete it. Nothing you could possibly get out of that site is worth having your name associated with child pornography. arstechnica.com/tech-policy/...
arstechnica.com
Elon Musk’s xAI used child porn to train Grok models, lawsuit says
xAI accused of training Grok on real and AI-generated child pornography.
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M. Belanger @sethanikeem.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
“How will we ever replace them?” FUND. THE. ARTS.
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The Vampire Cheese @mxhemlock.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Yesterday a coworker told me "oh thats just how [male name] is, you'll get used it" when a manager was being rude and demanding. Apparently, "I've been told that before and I don't, I get sick of it" wasnt the right response...
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The Vampire Cheese @mxhemlock.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Tax provisions are secretly hilarious because they'll be like in order to deduct bad debt it must meet the following 4 requirements; 1. there must be a debt, 2. it must be bad...
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Jason Song Quinn (Comms Open) @hulkhoquinn.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Think about Miss Piggy. She lost a best friend and now an ex-lover in matter of 24 hours.
Miss Piggy and Dolly Parton in fancy dresses posing together photo of Tim Curry surrounded by muppets, smiling for a photo. A quote from curry is added “it didn’t go very well. It didn’t survive the shoot. She felt I wasn’t being faithful to her” it’s him discussing his ill fated affair with miss piggy
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Abz-J-Harding ☾ @abzjharding.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
and the other best part of this.
Tumblr post featuring the following-

lake-lebarge asked:
Hey are you the person who photoshopped the picture of Dolly Parton holding the sword from bloodborne? Because I did this

*picture of Dolly Parton holding the moonlight greatsword ON A RUG*

littlegoldfinchh answered:
YES I AM AND HOLY SHIT DUDE THAT'S AMAZING!!!!!
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The Vampire Cheese @mxhemlock.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I just misread Softwood Pulp as Software Pup in my text book... take what you will from that
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Alexis Goldstein @alexisgoldstein.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
A person in pantyhose, holding a lit cigarette in their hand, which has a ring on their middle finger, and the caption “My idols are dead and my enemies are in power”
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The Vampire Cheese @mxhemlock.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I would love it my body could let me know if I'm having a flare day oppose to the usual medium fatigue before I get to the office.
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Evan Greer @evangreer.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
there is no such thing as "age verification." All "age verification" is actually "identity verification." You can coat it in glitter and "privacy-preserving" wrapping paper. But in the end, mandating age verification means mandating surveillance be built into software and hardware. Period.
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JER (They/Them) @skatunenetwork.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
SKA IS A THREAT TO NATIONAL SECURITY
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Joyce Carol (p)Oa(s)tes 😱 @basicchunnel.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
It’s v weird because gothic trappings have never been more popular! Almost as though ppl are doth to protest too much
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BJ ColanGIALLO @bjcolangelo.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
In case you forgot, I am a minor-league Barbie historian, and my "Barbie Lore" piece has been cited in college courses looking at the doll's history. Anyway, we don't need Barbie 2. www.slashfilm.com/2235775/why-...
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Why Margot Robbie's Barbie 2 May Never Get Made (And Why That's A Good Thing) - SlashFilm
It's possible Greta Gerwig and Margot Robbie's Barbie 2 never comes to fruition, but would that be such a bad thing? Here's our case for it remaining unmade.
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The Vampire Cheese @mxhemlock.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
The chasm between spouse and housemate/tenant when answering the census was felt strongly in our household last night.
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The Vampire Cheese @mxhemlock.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Completing the census with Z last night when we got to the housework question they go, "Well I definately spend more hours than you because I am so slow at doing them"
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jj skolnik @supremenothing.myatproto.social · 11/08/2026
what if i do not want to be optimized. what if i want to make mistakes because that’s how you learn; what if i want to do nothing sometimes, what if i want a world that is weird and challenging and has mysteries left to reveal. what if i like taking the long way
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The Vampire Cheese @mxhemlock.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
My hormones are whack, my body hurts, my job is driving me insane lately. Time to cope with my vice of choice *opens up ao3 and filters for the dead dove do not eat tag*
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Arkady Martine | Dr. AnnaLinden Weller @byzantienne.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Cat vampires. That’s what I think. Boat of cat vampires, right there.
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The Vampire Cheese @mxhemlock.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
At the rate my physio is adding glut exercises to my program, my ass is going to be unstoppable by summer.
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The Vampire Cheese @mxhemlock.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
The vibe is bad today, folks. Its probably just my hormones. Still hate it.
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Gretchen Felker-Martin PRE ORDER CHIMERA 2.16.27 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
she's just like me for real
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The Vampire Cheese @mxhemlock.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
And its happened again!
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Lars Hansson @romabysen.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
"It wasn't us, it was the AI agent(s). We are not responsible" We're going to hear this kind of bullshit a lot in the near future
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BAKER @fuckyoubaker.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
A BILLION TOMBSTONES WILL READ 'BIG THINGS COMING'
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The Vampire Cheese @mxhemlock.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Me explaining to a friend why I'm fixated on a tv show; Character A reflects me at my worst when dealing with my mental health and Character B is like equally fucked up reflects my better coping mechanisms. Anyway, so naturally I want them to kiss and fuck nasty.
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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
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puppet-herder @guardianexchange.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
clothed dom nude sub UNDEFEATED FOREVER
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The Vampire Cheese @mxhemlock.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Today I remembered one time when I referred to myself as cis infront a friend and they loudly exclaimed "You're cis?!" in shock. It was so dramatic I assumed it was sarcasm, but no they had just asumed I was trans and/or non-binary and were shook to find out otherwise.
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The Vampire Cheese @mxhemlock.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I was lamenting the fact some upcoming kink workshops by an out of state expert were on weeknight. Then I realised, I can just book leave off my corporate job and not say why...
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The Vampire Cheese @mxhemlock.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Living with in a committed platonic domestic partner is often hard to articulate. Most poly terms like nesting partner imply a romantic or sexual entanglement. Regardless its fucking weird to be aware of potential breakup conversation in your own damn house that is unrelated to you.
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Vanessa McKee @vanessamckee.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Why can’t we have a fat Carrie?
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Mary Sue @marysuesays.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Happy July 24th to all who celebrate Shirley Jackson sending this letter!
This is a image of a typewritten letter that reads:

North Bennington
Vermont
July 24

Dear Mrs. White,
If you don't like my peaches, don't shake my tree. 

Sincerely, 
Shirley Jackson
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Ash @h1twom4n.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Dracula must have been so mad at his wives for acting like beasts 30 seconds into the encounter with Harker after he had to mask for 12 days
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chelsea g. summers @chelseagsummers.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Aside from the rare semi-rich investment dude who leaps to his death during an economic crash, the seriously rich are fine. They're totally fine. They're insulated from crashing bubbles by thick, pliant cushions of cash. It's the rest of us who are, as the literary term goes, completely fucked.
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chelsea g. summers @chelseagsummers.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
One thing about having studied any economic history, even economic history via literature within a cultural studies framework, is that you know that bubbles are bad, and stupid, fad-related, get-immorally-rich bubbles are the worst, especially on what we call the "common folk."
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The Vampire Cheese @mxhemlock.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Watching episode 2 of the Vampire Lestat; I have mixed feelings on this depiction of Gabrielle. I feel like they chickened out by making her this femme.
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Jessie Gender @jessiegender.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
100%. Don’t let TERFs colonize the narrative here. Most studies show that lesbians are far more likely to be trans accepting than almost any other group. It’s just, as queer ppl, we’re more likely to be in proximity to a lesbian transphobe than a straight one.
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The Vampire Cheese @mxhemlock.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Its wild to me this isnt far from what the y2k bug panic was about.
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Gretchen Felker-Martin PRE ORDER CHIMERA 2.16.27 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I have said many times, TERFism is largely an attempt to protect and enshrine in law the ways in which cis women have traditionally been allowed access to the power to abuse and prey on their perceived inferiors. Children, queers, the disabled, etc.
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