The Vampire Cheese @mxhemlock.bsky.social · 17/06/2026Yesterday was the first day of my holidays where I didnt drink and after dinner I felt very ill. So today Im fixing that by having a cocktail at 4pm 000
The Vampire Cheese @mxhemlock.bsky.social · 28/05/2026I guess I'm buying merch for the iwtv now... 000
The Vampire Cheese @mxhemlock.bsky.social · 02/04/2026This criminal has started bringing mice into the house for fun. 000
The Vampire Cheese @mxhemlock.bsky.social · 22/03/2026New claws, a couple of shorties because I'm in builder-jail after I split a nail. 💅 012
The Vampire Cheese @mxhemlock.bsky.social · 20/03/2026When we talk about how fucked up the world is about violence against woman we mean this shit. She was actively being attacked by a man saying he wanted to kill her at the time! www.abc.net.au/news/2026-03... 000
The Vampire Cheese @mxhemlock.bsky.social · 24/01/2026Went to a screening of Preaching to the Perverted run by a local kink group. 10/10, no notes, that film is a whole damn vibe 010
The Vampire Cheese @mxhemlock.bsky.social · 20/12/2025Some how these Robyn lyrics go harder the older and weirder a gay I become... 000
The Vampire Cheese @mxhemlock.bsky.social · 18/12/2025I took this photo and realised I am corny as fuck and I love that for me. 010
The Vampire Cheese @mxhemlock.bsky.social · 18/12/2025Hey @bsky.app why are you restricting my use without age verification when youre not on the list of sites required by the Aust Gov? I'm fucking 30+and would rather not give a 3rd party my Gov Id, Cc details or face verification thanks. www.esafety.gov.au/about-us/ind... 112
The Vampire Cheese @mxhemlock.bsky.social · 29/11/2025You know what, SBS on demand, youre a real one for this. 031
The Vampire Cheese @mxhemlock.bsky.social · 23/09/2025I'm holding off posting on insta coz these are for a special occasion but look at how cool my nails are! 010
The Vampire Cheese @mxhemlock.bsky.social · 19/09/2025I'm not really a doll person, but I might need this one 010
The Vampire Cheese @mxhemlock.bsky.social · 25/08/2025Today is gloomy and Peaches has the right idea. 010
The Vampire Cheese @mxhemlock.bsky.social · 18/08/2025Please watch this ridiculous film which rhymes you gotta with stigmata. 000
The Vampire Cheese @mxhemlock.bsky.social · 18/08/2025It has been brought to my attention that Reefer Madness: The Movie Musical is on SBS on demand and its a fucking delight! 111
The Vampire Cheese @mxhemlock.bsky.social · 05/08/2025Cleaning out my screenshots folder and found this banger. I can't remember the context but it doesn't matter 110
The Vampire Cheese @mxhemlock.bsky.social · 03/08/2025I need everyone to know that our precious baby Willow does not meow; she squeaks. It's too damn cute. 131
The Vampire Cheese @mxhemlock.bsky.social · 11/07/2025*cues tropical sounding cover of Love will tear us apart * 100
The Vampire Cheese @mxhemlock.bsky.social · 10/06/2025Crime bosses in movies get to have all of the fun 100
The Vampire Cheese @mxhemlock.bsky.social · 10/06/2025Z sent me these photos with the caption; She was being too cute for me to take her off 120
The Vampire Cheese @mxhemlock.bsky.social · 30/05/2025I wish my cats would do this. Instead, Peaches just turns the internet off at random by sleeping on the router 0100
The Vampire Cheese @mxhemlock.bsky.social · 22/05/2025For my folks local to me, we've got queer horror themed night tomorrow at the oldest continuously running gay club in southern hemisphere. Poster by @theirdandelion.bsky.social Tickets on sale now; events.humanitix.com/death-of-gli... 022
The Vampire Cheese @mxhemlock.bsky.social · 18/04/2025Beef is giving big Dorian from Eroica with Love energy in this outfit and tantrum 100
The Vampire Cheese @mxhemlock.bsky.social · 18/04/2025Coffin entrance for Beef may have put this film on par with Velvet Goldmine for me. 100
The Vampire Cheese @mxhemlock.bsky.social · 13/03/2025The world feels bleak, so here's some photos of our household's latest addition 0100
The Vampire Cheese @mxhemlock.bsky.social · 11/02/2025The original design lives as a magnet on our fridge. Clearly, I'll have to buy the new design next pay check to match! 170
The Vampire Cheese @mxhemlock.bsky.social · 28/01/2025Currently reading Grady Hendrix's new novel and its hitting me right in the feels as usual 000
The Vampire Cheese @mxhemlock.bsky.social · 23/11/2024Hi I'm gay and hot Happy pride from down under 020
The Vampire Cheese @mxhemlock.bsky.social · 17/11/2024NEAR DARK (1987) Vampires with a modern western flavour. Young man falls for a cute girl and gets swept up by a family of travelling vampires. Darker counterpart to the Lost Boys and unfortunately never got its dues as one of best 80s vampire films, imho 020
The Vampire Cheese @mxhemlock.bsky.social · 17/11/2024SUSPIRIA (1977) Absolute sensory feast. The visuals are divine, and the score will give you goosebumps. The plot feels secondary to the viewing experience to me, like a loose fairytale bundling this gift all together. Also, witches 110
The Vampire Cheese @mxhemlock.bsky.social · 17/11/2024CRASH (1996) Eroticism turned up to the nines. A man falls into a group of car crash fetishists after his own crash. My favourite of James Spader's weird sex movies. 120
The Vampire Cheese @mxhemlock.bsky.social · 01/03/2024Look at this very expensive way to find out I had endo and my sister & mum don't. Don't recommend. 000