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The Vampire Cheese

@mxhemlock.bsky.social
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high and hard femme | vampire enthusiast | glitter & bad taste | has fashion feelings | queer kinkster | sex nerd profile pic by @theirdandelion.bsky.social

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The Vampire Cheese @mxhemlock.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Yesterday was the first day of my holidays where I didnt drink and after dinner I felt very ill. So today Im fixing that by having a cocktail at 4pm
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The Vampire Cheese @mxhemlock.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
I guess I'm buying merch for the iwtv now...
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The Vampire Cheese @mxhemlock.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
This criminal has started bringing mice into the house for fun.
Fluffy calico small cat looks back at you with big eyes, sitting next to a window
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The Vampire Cheese @mxhemlock.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
New claws, a couple of shorties because I'm in builder-jail after I split a nail. 💅
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The Vampire Cheese @mxhemlock.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
When we talk about how fucked up the world is about violence against woman we mean this shit. She was actively being attacked by a man saying he wanted to kill her at the time! www.abc.net.au/news/2026-03...
At one point during the call, which lasts for more than eight minutes, the operator asks if the man has any weapons.

"Does he need to have weapons to be f***ing threatening?"  the woman replied.
"The longer you take to answer my questions, the longer its going to take for me to put the job on," the operator said as the woman continues to tell the man to get away from her.

"He's here … send the goddamn police right now!" the woman pleads.

"Stop screaming," the operator said before confirming police were on their way.
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The Vampire Cheese @mxhemlock.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Honestl this one worked out pretty good
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The Vampire Cheese @mxhemlock.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
New claws 💚⛓️
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The Vampire Cheese @mxhemlock.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Went to a screening of Preaching to the Perverted run by a local kink group. 10/10, no notes, that film is a whole damn vibe
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The Vampire Cheese @mxhemlock.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
Some how these Robyn lyrics go harder the older and weirder a gay I become...
Can I get a beat, beat for all of my watchamacallits
Doing whatever and with whoever they like?
Can I get a beat, beat for all of my watchamacallits
Doing whatever and with whoever they like?
Can I get a bam, bam for all of my watchamacallits
Doing whatever and with whoever they like?
Can I get a bam, bam for all of my watchamacallits
Doing whatever and with whoever they like?
I'm talking about everyone, every day, all day, hey
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The Vampire Cheese @mxhemlock.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
I took this photo and realised I am corny as fuck and I love that for me.
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The Vampire Cheese @mxhemlock.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
Hey @bsky.app why are you restricting my use without age verification when youre not on the list of sites required by the Aust Gov? I'm fucking 30+and would rather not give a 3rd party my Gov Id, Cc details or face verification thanks. www.esafety.gov.au/about-us/ind...
Services that eSafety considers will be age-restricted social media platforms;
Facebook
Instagram
Kick
Reddit
Snapchat
Threads
Tiktok
Twitch
X (formerly twitter)
Youtube
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The Vampire Cheese @mxhemlock.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
You know what, SBS on demand, youre a real one for this.
A header Romance Movies in a streaming app underneath the first film is Interview with the Vampire
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The Vampire Cheese @mxhemlock.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
Hallowen cat says good morning.
Black cat sitting on a halloween wreath with decoratioms on a bench behind
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The Vampire Cheese @mxhemlock.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
I'm holding off posting on insta coz these are for a special occasion but look at how cool my nails are!
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The Vampire Cheese @mxhemlock.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
I'm not really a doll person, but I might need this one
Monster High doll inspired by David from the Lost Boys movie. Features a high heel that looks like a saxophone
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The Vampire Cheese @mxhemlock.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
Today is gloomy and Peaches has the right idea.
Black cat in a ball sleeping next to plushy pumpkins on a red doona
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The Vampire Cheese @mxhemlock.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
Dumb things at tk maxx
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The Vampire Cheese @mxhemlock.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
Please watch this ridiculous film which rhymes you gotta with stigmata.
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The Vampire Cheese @mxhemlock.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
It has been brought to my attention that Reefer Madness: The Movie Musical is on SBS on demand and its a fucking delight!
Black and white film still with Alan Cumming in a suit standing in front of projection of a marijuana leaf
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The Vampire Cheese @mxhemlock.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
Another banger from the screenshot vaults
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The Vampire Cheese @mxhemlock.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
Cleaning out my screenshots folder and found this banger. I can't remember the context but it doesn't matter
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The Vampire Cheese @mxhemlock.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
I need everyone to know that our precious baby Willow does not meow; she squeaks. It's too damn cute.
Small dark calico kitten in grey cat bed reaching out a single paw
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The Vampire Cheese @mxhemlock.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
*cues tropical sounding cover of Love will tear us apart *
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The Vampire Cheese @mxhemlock.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
This dumb comic book movie is great
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The Vampire Cheese @mxhemlock.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
She lurk
Black cat on top of furniture in a dim hallway seen through a doorway
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The Vampire Cheese @mxhemlock.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
Cat photo for morale
Black cat curled up in grey circle cat bed
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The Vampire Cheese @mxhemlock.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
Cat photo for morale
Black cat sleeping in a laundry basket of sheets
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The Vampire Cheese @mxhemlock.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
Cat photo for morale
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The Vampire Cheese @mxhemlock.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
A kitten photo for morale
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The Vampire Cheese @mxhemlock.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
Crime bosses in movies get to have all of the fun
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The Vampire Cheese @mxhemlock.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
Z sent me these photos with the caption; She was being too cute for me to take her off
Calico kitten sitting on a counter and a black cat sitting on the stool behind the counter
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The Vampire Cheese @mxhemlock.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
Kitten and Claws check in 😺💅
Calico kitten sitting next to hand with long pointy nails with blood splatter nail art on matte nude base
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The Vampire Cheese @mxhemlock.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
I wish my cats would do this. Instead, Peaches just turns the internet off at random by sleeping on the router
Black cat sitting on WiFi router on window sill
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The Vampire Cheese @mxhemlock.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
For my folks local to me, we've got queer horror themed night tomorrow at the oldest continuously running gay club in southern hemisphere. Poster by @theirdandelion.bsky.social Tickets on sale now; events.humanitix.com/death-of-gli...
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The Vampire Cheese @mxhemlock.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
Beef is giving big Dorian from Eroica with Love energy in this outfit and tantrum
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The Vampire Cheese @mxhemlock.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
Coffin entrance for Beef may have put this film on par with Velvet Goldmine for me.
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The Vampire Cheese @mxhemlock.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
Kitten up; she likes watching Z play Zelda
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The Vampire Cheese @mxhemlock.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
The world feels bleak, so here's some photos of our household's latest addition
Calico kitten with her tongue sticking out looking at the cameraCalico kitten sitting patiently for treats while wearing a tiny harness with bat wings on it
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The Vampire Cheese @mxhemlock.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
The original design lives as a magnet on our fridge. Clearly, I'll have to buy the new design next pay check to match!
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The Vampire Cheese @mxhemlock.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
Sword nails please give me strength
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The Vampire Cheese @mxhemlock.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
Currently reading Grady Hendrix's new novel and its hitting me right in the feels as usual
Image of book titled Witchcraft for Wayward Girls by Grady Hendrix
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The Vampire Cheese @mxhemlock.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Hi I'm gay and hot Happy pride from down under
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The Vampire Cheese @mxhemlock.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
NEAR DARK (1987) Vampires with a modern western flavour. Young man falls for a cute girl and gets swept up by a family of travelling vampires. Darker counterpart to the Lost Boys and unfortunately never got its dues as one of best 80s vampire films, imho
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The Vampire Cheese @mxhemlock.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
SUSPIRIA (1977) Absolute sensory feast. The visuals are divine, and the score will give you goosebumps. The plot feels secondary to the viewing experience to me, like a loose fairytale bundling this gift all together. Also, witches
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The Vampire Cheese @mxhemlock.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
CRASH (1996) Eroticism turned up to the nines. A man falls into a group of car crash fetishists after his own crash. My favourite of James Spader's weird sex movies.
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The Vampire Cheese @mxhemlock.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Let's give this a whirl
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The Vampire Cheese @mxhemlock.bsky.social · 21/10/2024
I mean, come on, look at her?!
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The Vampire Cheese @mxhemlock.bsky.social · 23/07/2024
The way I cackled at this
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The Vampire Cheese @mxhemlock.bsky.social · 01/03/2024
Look at this very expensive way to find out I had endo and my sister & mum don't. Don't recommend.
Copper IUD in a medication container
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