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Mx Claire 🔞 @mx-claire.bsky.social · 08/12/2025

Going down on Santa should be called "Eating Santa's Magic Cookie"

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Lorelei Lee (they/them) @loreleilee.bsky.social · 06/12/2025

Sex workers have been saying this would happen for literally YEARS. We've been yelling it as loud as we could. What would the world look like if we were actually listened to?

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[LVL 36]Alsvid Wotansdottir🧿 @alsvid.bsky.social · 29/07/2025

I have a better idea.

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Funkit Toys @funkittoys.bsky.social · 29/07/2025

I've been wondering what to say to payment processors for a while and finally decided to start calling and sending letters today. Here's my complaint:

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Funkit Toys @funkittoys.bsky.social · 13/05/2023

Despite their popularity, buttplug aren't effective stoppers unless combined with a buttgasket. For easier closing and opening, most buttplumbers recommend a buttvalve.

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Jerad Walker @jeradwalker.bsky.social · 22/06/2025

From Hunter S. Thompson’s ESPN page 2 column one week after 9/11.

We are At War now, according to President Bush, and I take him at his word. He also says this War might last for "a very long time."
Generals and military scholars will tell you that eight or 10 years is actually not such a long time in the span of human history - which is no doubt true - but history also tells us that 10 years of martial law and a wartime economy are going to feel like a Lifetime to people who are in their twenties today. The poor bastards of what will forever be known as Generation Z are doomed to be the first generation of Americans who will grow up with a lower standard of living than their parents enjoyed.
That is extremely heavy news, and it will take a while for it to sink in. The 22 babies born in New York City while the World Trade Center burned will never know what they missed. The last half of the 20th century will seem like a wild party for rich kids, compared to what's coming now. The party's over, folks.

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BoringKate @boringpornokate.bsky.social · 22/06/2025

Reblog if you adore trans girls!

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Night of the Abigail @popeguilty.bsky.social · 20/05/2025

one of my favorite little mini-threads from the old site, from @deathbybadger.bsky.social

Three tweets by Oliver Darkshire.

Post 1: "the most fun part of any dungeons and dragons game for me is silently guessing exactly what internal crisis the players are trying to resolve through the characters they create, like, please Colin tell us more about your beautiful sorcerer who came into her magic later in life"

Post 2: ""don't analyze your friends like that"

they are literally doing it to themselves, I am just a captive audience and occasionally I prod their psyche with a goblin to see what falls out"

Post 3: "its like

PLAYER: my character is a wizard

ME: a goblin stabs you

PLAYER: im a girl now

i am barely involved"

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Mx Claire 🔞 @mx-claire.bsky.social · 29/11/2024

Do you think they yell "Team Rocket's finger-blasting off again" when they have sex?

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Mx Claire 🔞 @mx-claire.bsky.social · 06/11/2024

My civics teachers never taught me that presidential elections are ✨️traumatic✨️

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🟧🔷◀️⭕️ @hdorriker.bsky.social · 28/10/2024

Time to bring this back apparently

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FALLEN Leaf~ @leaftilde.bsky.social · 27/10/2024

Tall Trans Maids getting bent over an arm rest or a knee, exposing their complete lack of underwear beneath their cute skirt!~

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FALLEN Leaf~ @leaftilde.bsky.social · 27/10/2024

Getting talked at while you have headphones in only to pull them off and find out you wanted no part of this conversation in the first place.

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FALLEN Leaf~ @leaftilde.bsky.social · 18/10/2024

Earth is normally portrayed as a Mother, feminine Mars, the God of War, is typically masculine Therefore, in this 90 page essay, I submit to you that terraforming Mars is just planetary force feminization. Section 1-

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FALLEN Leaf~ @leaftilde.bsky.social · 18/10/2024

me painting my little warhams

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Mx Claire 🔞 @mx-claire.bsky.social · 14/09/2024

If I was a shower not a grower my cock would hang below the hemline

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Mx Claire 🔞 @mx-claire.bsky.social · 14/09/2024

My dress is, and I cannot stress this enough, conservative on the top and *irresponsibly* short on the bottom.

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Mx Claire 🔞 @mx-claire.bsky.social · 14/09/2024

I bet you wish you were the one joining my threesome for a picnic today huh

Selfie of Claire in a black dress with peter pan collar in front of a forest.

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BoringKate @boringpornokate.bsky.social · 03/09/2024

Reblog if you adore trans girls!!

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BoringKate @boringpornokate.bsky.social · 12/08/2024

Reskeet if you adore porn!

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Funkit Toys @funkittoys.bsky.social · 09/08/2024

saw something marketing itself as the "most accurate ai" and that inspired some similar product descriptors: "deadliest spaghetti noodle" "world's smartest celery" "funniest tax form" "eggiest banana smoothie" "prettiest shovel" "cleanest sewer line" "most comfortable oubliette"

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BoringKate @boringkate.com · 07/08/2024

My only sport opinion is that men with high testosterone should be banned from men's sports. And the definition of high should exclude most men. I wanna see only the most frail and impotent femboys competing against eachother. Boys who can barely support their own weight.

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BoringKate @boringkate.com · 07/08/2024

I believe it was Virginia Woolf who once wrote "a woman must have money and a room of her own if she is to be a dragon dildo anal size queen."

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cyber professional @permadeath.com · 24/07/2024

memory unsafe sex

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Mx Claire 🔞 @mx-claire.bsky.social · 17/07/2024

*dms immediately get plugged*

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Funkit Toys @funkittoys.bsky.social · 18/01/2024

who's hungry? I'm making Fish Paddle.

a fish-shaped silicone fish paddle on a cutting board.

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Xander Lenc @xlenc.bsky.social · 14/07/2024

Does nobody in the world remember that a Gabby Giffords, a sitting American member of congress, was shot in the head just over a decade ago? And that Steve Scalise was shot in 2017? I get that we're all scared but calling this unprecedented is just irresponsible and wrong.

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Mx Claire 🔞 @mx-claire.bsky.social · 14/07/2024

Gonna have to strip search all the RNC attendees now

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SkyHub 🔞 @skyhub.bsky.social · 06/07/2024

Happy Sex Worker Saturday! NO ALT TEXT = NO RS! SWers drop links, pics, tip links, or anything you wanna promo here! We will be reskeeting all day! Everyone else- Tip, subscribe, and RS all the sexy and talented SWers!! Check out our friends @heauxsky.bsky.social and @skysluts.bsky.social 🖤🧡

Sex Worker Saturday
post your pics (use alt text!) to the thread with your websites and paylinks! Repost your peers!

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BoringKate @boringpornokate.bsky.social · 06/07/2024

Reblog if you love trans porn!

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Mx Claire 🔞 @mx-claire.bsky.social · 06/07/2024

I want to be her, but on a Honda Super Cub

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FALLEN Leaf~ @leaftilde.bsky.social · 06/07/2024

Stoner goblin girls pulling up on a Vespa to give trans eggs they spot on the street a preroll of The Weed That Lets You Go Out As Your Authentic Self Without Inhibitions For A Night and then hauling away on all 20 horsepower.

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qdot @buttplug.engineer · 09/05/2024

if god wanted me to finish the last config features for @buttplug.io why did they let - Little Kitty Big City - Animal Well - Vampire Survivors DLC all come out ON THE SAME DAY while I'm also in like hour 11 of a very stupid noita run. (but I made a hole all the way from Kolmi to the surface!)

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BoringKate @boringpornokate.bsky.social · 10/05/2024

Reskeet if you adore porn!

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TwistingToxic @twistingtoxic.bsky.social · 09/05/2024

homemade toothpaste. all organic!

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Funkit Toys @funkittoys.bsky.social · 04/05/2024

Police are an obstacle to freedom, and they may soon be an obstacle to my work. But anyone who wants dildos to be illegal is gonna have to get real comfortable with my future non-sexual phallic silicone sculptures.

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FALLEN Leaf~ @leaftilde.bsky.social · 03/05/2024

Doggirl Cowboy with a repeater rifle, watching over her flock

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FALLEN Leaf~ @leaftilde.bsky.social · 29/04/2024

Goblin excited when she sees a sign on a bar that says it's GOBLIN APPRECIATION NIGHT! The sign never changes, it's always Goblin Appreciation Night. But folks are thrilled nonetheless!

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Mephi Hart 🏳️‍⚧️ (OF/Fansly in bio!) @mamamephi.bsky.social · 29/04/2024

First you kiss my biceps, then you kiss my girlcock 💪🧡🖤

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Mx Claire 🔞 @mx-claire.bsky.social · 27/04/2024

I love this, but my mind instantly goes to the Mika song lmao

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Mx Claire 🔞 @mx-claire.bsky.social · 25/04/2024

I think it makes it hotter! More people would know what you did and that you're a slut 🥵

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BoringKate @boringkate.com · 25/04/2024

Would the secret service agents go into the glory hole booth with the president or just stand outside guarding the entrance? Would anyone entering the connected booth need to first pass some type of security clearance vetting? Kinda ruins the fantasy.

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BoringKate @boringkate.com · 25/04/2024

Extremely normal voice: What Sesame Street character do you most wanna hook up with? Cookie Monster feels like a safe choice. It'd be a real cozy hook up. With snacks before, durring, and after. But you know Oscar the Grouch would use you in that rough way that you love.

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BoringKate @boringkate.com · 22/04/2024

Girls who avoid making eye contact belong in bondage. Collared and leashed. Bound and headpatted.

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BoringKate @boringkate.com · 21/04/2024

The correct response to "I have a boner" is "welcome to womanhood."

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