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Melissa Burkart

@mwithpen.bsky.social
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Possible sea witch living by the Maine coast. Spec fic/fantasy writer of flash fiction, novels, and everything in between. Perpetually Exhausted Parent™. Forever a theatre kid. Bi/demi she/her. melissaburkart.com

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Trollbreath Magazine @trollbreathmag.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Reminder: we turn off the submission queue at the end of the day tomorrow (00:00 UTC; 8:00 PM EDT). Last chance to send us your poetry, short stories, or non-fiction pitches. And remember folks:
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Melanie R. Meadors @lookingupwithmel.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I have local events where I'll be selling my hand-bound journals, sketchbooks, and greeting cards with my nature-inspired art on them!
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Melissa Burkart @mwithpen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Dear comfort corner of the internet, Please send me vibes for good news! 🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻
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Melissa Burkart @mwithpen.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
To be clear: when I say “boy doll” I don’t mean some bullshit gendered marketing gimmick I mean a male-presenting doll. They are remarkably hard to find with rainbow or sparkle anything, and my male-presenting child would like one NOW please and thank you
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Melissa Burkart @mwithpen.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
My mom’s response to finding out my 5 y/o boy would actually love Barbies, thanks, was to ask if he’d like GI Joe 🤦🏻‍♀️ Why is it so hard to find a boy doll with rainbows and sparkles? #ParentSky
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Melissa Burkart @mwithpen.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Someone just called a whoopie pie a whooping pie and 🤣🤣🤣
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Melissa Burkart @mwithpen.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Fam, HOW DO I AVOID JINXING MYSELF? History: literally every time in my life I want a result I can’t control (winning a raffle or lottery, my story getting accepted for publication, etc) if I envision it clearly, I don’t get it The problem is I’m a writer. I envision shit
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Marie Brennan @swantower.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I'm delighted to announce that @lightspeedmagazine.com just bought a new story from me -- head on over to their Kickstarter to help them fund this and more fiction in the coming year! www.kickstarter.com/projects/lig...
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LIGHTSPEED & NIGHTMARE: Award-Winning SF, Fantasy, & Horror
We've published nearly 10 million words of science fiction, fantasy, and horror short fiction. Help us write the next chapter.
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Rosemary Mosco @rosemarymosco.com · 22/09/2026
Happy mushroom season!
A comic titled "Types of mushrooms" with 12 mushroom species. A wrinkly-looking morel is labeled "creepy but tasty". A brownish deadly galerina is labeled "boring but deadly". A witch's butter on a branch is labeled "jiggles if you poke it". A large puffball is labeled "egg". A creepy red-dripping bleeding tooth fungus is labeled "deeply disconcerting". A fly agaric with a green treefrog sitting under it is labeled "frog umbrella". A black chanterelle is labeled "chalice for forbidden elixers". Three straight-stemmed entolomas are labeled "haha, nipples". A bright purple viscid violet cort is labeled "purple is nice". A birch polypore sticking out of a birch trunk is labeled "tree nose". A complex yellow-tpped coral fungus is labeled "cursed citadel where dwells a fairy queen". A Ravenel's stinkhorn is pixellated at the top for your safety, and labeled "NSFW".
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K. Tempest Bradford @ktempestbradford.com · 22/09/2026
📢 New From @writingtheother.com 📢 Character Deep Dive Workshop 2026 👇🏾 Check it out! 👇🏾 writingtheother.com/character-de...
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Digital illustration done in a rough comic ink style. A possum mother trundled along with four possum babies on her back. Each possum is speaking a string of connected speech balloons reading ‘maybe it will happen today’.
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Professionally Nosy @professionallynosy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
My Rage Against the Machine/Les Mis mashup is complete. This is my interpretation of the quilt guild’s summer challenge “quilt with your interpretation and/or feelings towards our current ‘democracy’” all hand stitched.
Quilt hanging on a card catalog. Neutral background with navy cursive appliqué “Do you hear thr people sing?” The background is embroidered in red starting light and getting bolder the lyrics to “killing in the name” the quilting effect is a focused sunburst from the center.
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Melissa Burkart @mwithpen.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Today: Walked in to sub for a class I haven’t subbed for before. They were PSYCHED I was their sub the moment they saw me 🤯 Then I led a really good, really fun creative writing workshop (on using intention as a tool) and everyone left excited
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Melanie R. Meadors @lookingupwithmel.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Autumn is upon us, and I have the perfect hand-bound journal for you in my shop! lookingupwithmel.com/store/p/hard...
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Hardcover Hand-bound Journal with Exposed Binding and Dot Grid Pages — Melanie R. Meadors
This is a hand-bound journal with dot-grid pages that can be used for bullet journaling, a diary, planning, writing essays, keeping recipes, commonplacing, writing stories, or anything else you can im...
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Now I am become Jeff, the destroyer of Whorls @trollbreath.com · 21/09/2026
Pre-order from Bookshop.org! bookshop.org/p/books/trol...
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Trollbreath Magazine: Volume One: Volume 1: Year One
From the pages of Trollbreath Magazine comes Volume One, an anthology of short speculative fiction. We're celebrating the amazing authors whose short stories and poetry we were privileged to bring to ...
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Clarkesworld @clarkesworldmagazine.com · 21/09/2026
And... By far, the greatest danger with short stories is that people conclude too early that they understand them.
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Clarkesworld @clarkesworldmagazine.com · 21/09/2026
Updating the "AI" community's own words for short fiction marketing: Short stories won’t replace humans, but humans who read short stories will replace those who don’t. The true power of short stories lies not in replacing humans, but in working alongside us to achieve what neither can do alone.
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Melissa Burkart @mwithpen.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
OMG @keitichandesu.bsky.social DON’T DO IT (But this thread has me cackling)
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Melissa Burkart @mwithpen.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Can a very non-empath suddenly take on someone else’s emotions? tldr: I think I actually felt my kid’s emotions today and I’m trying to make sense of it The family i grew up in does not consider others’ emotions. I had to teach myself that and still have to remind myself to be conscious of that
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Melissa Burkart @mwithpen.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
So damn impressed. Published writer! Teaching writing! Marriage going strong after 18 years. We have amazing kids! I've done shit that scared me, thrived on independence, and found my strength! Though she'd be seriously side-eyeing that whole no-published-book-yet thing...
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Melissa Burkart @mwithpen.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
And of course my 5 year old starts choking on an apple skin while I’m listening to the Creative Life While Caretaking panel… He’s fine! #ParentSky #WriterMom
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Melissa Burkart @mwithpen.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Currently making tortillas and lemon cookies and listening to @flightsoffoundry.bsky.social panels It’s a Friday! 💜
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Now I am become Jeff, the destroyer of Whorls @trollbreath.com · 17/09/2026
I'll be participating in Flights of Foundry this weekend. Here's where you can find me. I'll be moderating the Friday night and both Sunday sessions. And please come to my reading! I may do one of the Fox & Troll stories again like last year.
Graphic showing my schedule for Flights of Foundry online convention. 

Friday, September 18th
6:00 PM EDS (18:00 UTC): Dealing with Rejection & Criticism

Saturday, September 19th
7:00 AM EDS (11:00 UTC): Game Recommendations!
10:00 AM EDS (14:00 UTC): Reading!
12:00 AM EDS (16:00 UTC): Short Fiction Magazine Structure
5:00 PM EDS (21:00 UTC): Finance & Short Fiction Markets

Sunday, September 20th
6:00 AM EDS (10:00 UTC): When the Story Call Calls You: 
Writing for Anthologies and Very Specific Story Calls	
4:00 PM EDS (20:00 UTC): You Can Just DO That? Launching 
 Magazine (also featuring Jennifer Reynolds)
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Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 16/09/2026
A painting of a bird beside the text "just as I suspected: dumbfucks"
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W. Kamau Bell @wkamaubell.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Words in the dictionary that describe things that aren’t real. 1. unicorn 2. centaur 3. apolitical
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Melissa Burkart @mwithpen.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
#WriteSky #AmWriting
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Melissa Burkart @mwithpen.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Newest blog post! Did you know there's a general rule of thumb in genre fiction that you get to ask for one big buy-in from readers before breaking suspension of disbelief? Well, I FINALLY figured out what that is for my current project! 💜 melissaburkart.com/2026/09/14/t...
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the one big buy-in
In genre fiction, there’s this general rule of thumb that you can get away with one big buy-in from your readers. More than that tends to break plausibility and readers stop suspending their …
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Now I am become Jeff, the destroyer of Whorls @trollbreath.com · 14/09/2026
All of which is to say: pay attention to how you feel, and don't be shy about putting yourself and your needs first if you can. Burn out can easily affect us all, and finding your own ways of mitigating that are important to you living a healthy life. Fin
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Trollbreath Magazine @trollbreathmag.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Schedule Update: we are closing to submissions on September 30th instead of the end of October to reduce staff burn out, and provide additional time to focus on the anthology launch and website performance updates. We will reopen on January 1st, 2027. magazine.trollbreath.com/submissions/
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🍂🍑 Pumpkin Queen Peachy 🍑🍂 @emgiosia.com · 14/09/2026
I need y'all to join the cast for one of these games, because they're going to be SO GOOD!
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None of this is normal @andrea-littlefield.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Me, too
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Melanie R. Meadors @lookingupwithmel.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Tomorrow I'm back on the trails with TWO potential hikes. So who wants to pledge to support me? Well, you're not really supporting me, you are supporting the TREES, the BIRDS, the INSECTS, and all the other life forms that depend on green space. LET'S DO THIS!! www.zeffy.com/en-US/fundra...
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ONE-TIME & PER-TRAIL OPTIONS 2ND SCREENStay updated online at https://gwlt.org/hike-worcester-week/Discover Wild Worcester!Enjoy the outdoors on trail…
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‎ @handle.invalid · 13/09/2026
how do you book a ticket on a ghost ship? i want to mysterious vanish into the mist and have sea shanties written about me
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Melissa Burkart @mwithpen.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I’ve been so excited for the marketing works Adult Ed has done for my workshops. Some of the images they used seemed a little iffy but I didn’t spot any of the usual AI tells. Then they posted an image for another class (not mine) that’s obvious AI slop Fuck There goes my trust
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Now I am become Jeff, the destroyer of Whorls @trollbreath.com · 13/09/2026
Available for pre-order now! You can pre-order print editions on Barnes & Noble and ebook versions on both B&N and Amazon. I'll be adding the Kobo store soon. www.barnesandnoble.com/w/trollbreat...
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Trollbreath Magazine Volume One (2024-2025)
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Melissa Burkart @mwithpen.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Saturday adventures: 5’s soccer game, investigating a fiber arts festival (a first for me and the kids!), an impromptu visit to Jasper Beach, then finally home…only for 8 to realize she left her cardigan somewhere 🤦🏻‍♀️ Found it at our first stop of the day! Here’s some zen:
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Melissa Burkart @mwithpen.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
One of many reasons I adore Trollbreath magazine 💜
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Now I am become Jeff, the destroyer of Whorls @trollbreath.com · 12/09/2026
I don't know which is funnier: the fact someone submitted a story I didn't like but I also suspected might be LLM generated; or the fact they emailed back angry we rejected it "in only 2 days; did you even read it?" Which made me double check, and yep, 100% AI. Don't rage email editors. Banned
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Dwight Schrute: Would An Idiot Do That?
Alt: Dwight Schrute: Would An Idiot Do That?
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Now I am become Jeff, the destroyer of Whorls @trollbreath.com · 11/09/2026
On my list to read as soon as it comes out.
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Mark Jacob @markjacob.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Trump wasn't kidding when he told his cult followers to "cheat" in the midterms. What some might think are "jokes" are trial balloons to see if he'll get pushback on his crimes.
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Stop saying Trump is joking when he’s not
Will he rig the midterms? Seek an illegal third term? We need to take him seriously
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Meghan Wilson Duff 🦑 @mwduff.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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Dream Foundry @dreamfoundry.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Flights of Foundry commences in 1 week!!! Have you registered yet??? flights-of-foundry.o...
Flights of Foundry logo
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Alina Lee, Yurisaurus Regina @typewriterlizard.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Skullpunk. Where people reclaim and rediscover funeral rites and mourning traditions in defiance of authority and cultural hegemony. Where people find strength to defy society as they reclaim their "death" culture from their oppressors. Or necromancers vs fascists. I dunno.
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Microcosm Publishing @microcosm.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
It's Friday and I'm punchy 1 like = 1 Bird + Microcosm item pairing (You can also request birds) To start: goose x fuck you microcosmpublishing.com/catalog/stic...
a photo of a canada goose running, next extended, probably out to harass someone. there is a pigeon next to itan illustration of a book with the cover "fuck you I won't do what you tell me"
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Melissa Burkart @mwithpen.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I have a sneaking suspicion that once my kids are old enough to not leave me so drained and exhausted at the end of every day (if this is a mythical thing DON’T TELL ME) I will be old enough that I will simply continue to be perpetually drained and exhausted #ParentSky
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Melissa Burkart @mwithpen.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I am really enjoying working with my local Adult Ed. Look at this flyer they made me for my workshops! #WriteSky
Text (edited for 2k-character limit): “RSU 24 Adult Education Presents:
Writer's Toolbox Workshop Series With Melissa Burkart!

Sullivan Learning Center, Mondays, 6PM - 8PM (dates below)
Call 207-422-4794 to register!

Session 1, September 14: Beginning
When it comes to writing, starting can be the hardest part. Every writer-and sometimes every story-needs something ditterent. We will explore story beginnings from different elements, as well as identifying barriers to writing and exploring what makes a resilient writing

Session 2, September 21: Intention
All writers get stuck at some point. This workshop will explore intention-a powerful tool not only to unstick your writing but also to enrich your characters, setting, and plot.

Session 3, September 28: Voice
A strong narrative voice can draw readers in and get them invested in your story. But what is voice? This writing workshop will explore voice so participants come away with a better understanding of what it is and how to use it in their own work.

Session 4, October 5: Details & Description
The devil is in the details. Description builds a world with only words. Mystery authors plant clues in plain sight. We will explore how character can shape description, as well as using details to shift tone and atmosphere.

Session 5, October 19: Character
This workshop will examine how to choose and develop compelling characters, cratting arcs and setting characters as foils to each other. We will also examine different point-of-view types and their effects on a narrative to help writers tell their stories in more effective ways.

Session 6, October 26: Plot, Structure, and Revision If plot is what pulls characters through a story, structure is the shape of that path. This workshop will look at different story structures and focus on making conscious choices. We will also examine revision to help the stories on the page align with writers' vision.
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Autumn Wolff | Lesbian Romance Author @autumnwolff.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I'll tell trans folks the same thing I told furries a couple weeks ago. Take this advice from an ex-reporter of 15 years. If a journalist DMs you, SHUT THE FUCK UP. If a journalist DMs you, SHUT THE FUCK UP. If a journalist DMs you, SHUT THE FUCK UP. If a journalist DMs you, SHUT THE FUCK UP.
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Dr Rehaminator's Monster Cock @drrehaminator.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
"I'm too talented to need shortcuts" goes so fucking hard.
youtube community post from Huggbees that discusses why he does not and will not ever use AI in his art
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KJ Charles @kjcharleswriter.com · 09/09/2026
If the people working at Anthropic et al sincerely believe that GenAI will kill 10% of humanity in the next decade, why can't we try them for conspiracy to murder?
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The Other Happy Place @theotherhappyplace.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I remember realizing "wait if someone is kind to me I want them to feel good. If they benefit that's nice."
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