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Now I am become Jeff, the destroyer of Whorls

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#SFF writer from Maine. VP21. He/Him. Cóyotl and Foof award nominated. Creator of Speculative Fiction Magazine Subscription web page. Co-editor of Trollbreath Magazine. #AuthorsNotAlgorithms www.trollbreath.com magazine.trollbreath.com

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Now I am become Jeff, the destroyer of Whorls @trollbreath.com · 7h
Someone was feeling snippy today when they got their rejection email. Rejections hurt, but emailing to call us "you lazy cunt" is a bit much. I mean lazy, sure... but cunt? We're not even friends yet. Try "lazy excuse for anal prolapse." No wonder we rejected you if your wordplay is so banal.
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Now I am become Jeff, the destroyer of Whorls @trollbreath.com · 19h
Over 5000 submissions later and still counting, we're shutting it down. Just for a couple of months for me to rest... which means do other work to get ready for 2027 of course! Updates to the website, an anthology to release, and of course issue 10 to get ready for.
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Now I am become Jeff, the destroyer of Whorls @trollbreath.com · 20h
Anyone ever use software like OBS Studio to mix video with voice overs and other media and can speak to whether its any good? I've got a hankering to do some goofing around with video editing and was checking it out. I've used audio mixers like Audacity before, but nothing more extensive.
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Now I am become Jeff, the destroyer of Whorls @trollbreath.com · 29/09/2026
(spinning the recall wheel) Raw milk cheese is being recalled for E. Coli. I'm shocked, shocked I tell you! How can cheese made from raw milk be contaminated with the very bacteria everyone warns raw milk can be contaminated with? It's a mystery... www.usatoday.com/story/money/...
usatoday.com
E. coli outbreak linked to raw cheese. See recalled products
Public health officials are investigating an outbreak of E. coli linked to raw milk cheese. See which products are affected.
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Now I am become Jeff, the destroyer of Whorls @trollbreath.com · 28/09/2026
Nothing like having to go outside in the middle of pouring rain and figuring out just where the piping for the basement sump pump has gotten blocked. I couldn't find it, so I cut it where I could and we'll deal with it when the sun returns. For now, my basement will be saved from flooding.
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Now I am become Jeff, the destroyer of Whorls @trollbreath.com · 28/09/2026
This young woman is pretty amazing. I don't care for shows like this, but she popped up in my Youtube feed and she's pretty amazing as a guitarist, singer, and overall performer at only 16. I'm glad she won because this performance goes hard and deserved it. www.youtube.com/watch?v=oS1D...
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Nene Royal Goes FULL ROCKSTAR With “Seven Nation Army” By The White Stripes | The Final | AGT 2026
YouTube video by America's Got Talent
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Now I am become Jeff, the destroyer of Whorls @trollbreath.com · 28/09/2026
In today's discourse: it's normal to curate your media consumption and choose what you listen to, right down to which celebrity gossip nonsense you hear about, like "what's the #1 song?" Some care about that and that's a choice. If you don't, that's perfectly valid as well. Fuck the haters.
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Now I am become Jeff, the destroyer of Whorls @trollbreath.com · 26/09/2026
Went to the Common Ground fair today, an agricultural fair in central Maine with a deep commitment to equity and inclusion and building community. Wonderful event.
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Now I am become Jeff, the destroyer of Whorls @trollbreath.com · 25/09/2026
Reading the latest Writer Beware and learning "Warm regards" is now an AI tell for scam letters and I am bereft. That's my favorite sign off when emailing the authors we work with. Oh well... back to "Go with Peace Seeker of Knowledge and Wisdom," or some such....
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Now I am become Jeff, the destroyer of Whorls @trollbreath.com · 25/09/2026
Lord help me when I end up in the GenX forum on reddit. A large number of my cohort are just insufferable fist-at-cloud shakers. "You can rip the double space after a period from my cold dead hands!" Geesh, Karen, chill. You can still double space. There ain't no double space police, drama queen.
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Trollbreath Magazine @trollbreathmag.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Happy Free Fiction Friday! Today enjoy a story that is a bit heroic fantasy, a bit "Enemy Mine" and a lot of awesome. Shades of Bruises and Blood by Katherine Quevedo magazine.trollbreath.com/shades-of-br...
A black and white image of a dagger stuck in the grass with a purple translucent scarf blowing across the middle.
Trollbreath Magazine, Shades of Bruises and Blood, by Katherine Quevedo
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Now I am become Jeff, the destroyer of Whorls @trollbreath.com · 25/09/2026
I'm partial to Flea, from Red Hot Chilly Peppers. Some great bass riffs in their repertoire of songs.
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Speculative Fiction Magazine Subscriptions @sffmagazines.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Coming down to the wire, folks, and 3LBE is still short of their funding for 2027. Please check them out and give if you can. There's some good swag available as well.
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Timnit Gebru @timnitgebru.blacksky.app · 24/09/2026
🔇🔇🔇 I want to announce a @dairinstitute.bsky.social virtual event concerning the ***REAL**** impacts of "AI" on the most vulnerable of populations, refugees. Everything you see is first experimented on them.🧵 ⏰ October 1 at 6-8pm CET/9am PDT on Zoom. ✴️ Register at us02web.zoom.us/webinar/regi...
flyer for DAIR virtual event on October 1, 2026 from 6-8PM CET. Join DAIR as we commemorate the 2013 Lampedusa tragedy and ask, "What would it take for technology to protect people on the move, rather than deepen the risks they already face?


Meron Estefanos, Dr. Selam Kidane, Dr. Omer Shatz, Dr. Hyab Yoahnnes

Register at https://us02web.zoom.us/webinar/register/5517888860006/WN_u2VZxx2RSciVPe2wu039wA#/registration
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A.C. Wise @acwise.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The @3lobedmag.com Kickstarter is getting close to its goal with a week of left to go. Help them cross the finish line!
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Now I am become Jeff, the destroyer of Whorls @trollbreath.com · 23/09/2026
Me (watching firefighters training): "Yeah, fight that fire! Fight on! Come on, douse that flaming hot piece of woody shit! Drown it! Make it beg! Yeah, that's the way! You got this, fire people! Make it your little friend! Make it your little friend!"
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Allison Pottern @apottern.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
"Between this and the aforementioned “Black Envelope,” Pottern shows an impressive range. While “Black Envelope” was literary and devastating, "Cryptid Car Rental” is a breezy, delightful humor piece about cryptids, demons, the deep Abyss, vegan art, and unexpected friendships born on the Internet."
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Cryptid Car Rental - Trollbreath Magazine
by Allison Pottern
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web3privacy.info @web3privacy.info · 22/09/2026
What a quote by @timnitgebru.blacksky.app: "Claims of incipient, dangerous superintelligence are not based in good scientific or engineering practice. Rather, they are narratives based in ideologies of transhumanism, eugenics, and wishful thinking about imagined future digital humans."
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Don’t be fooled by this summer of AI hype
Breathless claims about AGI and new capabilities fall apart pretty quickly under scrutiny.
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Now I am become Jeff, the destroyer of Whorls @trollbreath.com · 22/09/2026
Meta paying people in distant countries pennies on the dollar while you pay Meta a monthly subscription fee in the tens to hundreds of dollars for the privilege seems really really brain dead. That's because it is. Don't be brain dead. I know you all are far too smart for this.
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Speculative Fiction Magazine Subscriptions @sffmagazines.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Paying staff for their hard work is important. Anything you can do to help Clarkesworld helps the industry as a whole.
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Now I am become Jeff, the destroyer of Whorls @trollbreath.com · 22/09/2026
Welcome to fall officially, by the way. Amazing how fast this month is moving. Soon enough it'll be October, and we'll be planning our trip to Ottowa for Can*Con. Random picture of trees turning colors, not mine, and not recent, but pretty.
A large field, with trees on the other side in brilliant y8ellow and orange colors passing away into the distance over rolling hills towards blueish mountains in the distant background.
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Now I am become Jeff, the destroyer of Whorls @trollbreath.com · 22/09/2026
Another morning spent dealing with LLM scammers. It angers me watching jackasses who won't do the real work of writing try to steal money meant for authors. Especially egregious when they are out in public, acting like they are king shit, but their entire body of work is LLM manufactured. Banned.
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Now I am become Jeff, the destroyer of Whorls @trollbreath.com · 21/09/2026
Pre-order from Bookshop.org! bookshop.org/p/books/trol...
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Trollbreath Magazine: Volume One: Volume 1: Year One
From the pages of Trollbreath Magazine comes Volume One, an anthology of short speculative fiction. We're celebrating the amazing authors whose short stories and poetry we were privileged to bring to ...
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Now I am become Jeff, the destroyer of Whorls @trollbreath.com · 21/09/2026
I just realized I'm only a year younger than Ian McKellan was when he starting film work on the first Lord of the Rings movies, and I'm just thinking... what? No. Is impossible. Then I see him without the Gandalf makeup and it all makes WAY more sense.
A picture of sir Ian McKellan taken circa 1999. It's in black and white, and he's wearing a dark shirt that blends in with a dark background. He's staring at the camera with a slight smile, his right hand pressed against the side of his face.
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Now I am become Jeff, the destroyer of Whorls @trollbreath.com · 21/09/2026
This was the second year I attended Flights of Foundry, and I had such a blast participating and moderating. They are still short of their goals, so please donate! Donations support the work, and ensure this affordable, international, virtual event can continue. flights-of-foundry.org/donate/
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Donate – Flights of Foundry
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Now I am become Jeff, the destroyer of Whorls @trollbreath.com · 21/09/2026
Easy. "Pool of Radiance." I played it on my commodore 64, and it was the first time I stayed up all night gaming. I'd enjoyed games before, but this was when games became a real passion.
An ad for the 1988 computer game, Pool of Radiance, released by Strategic Simulations, Inc. It was the first real Dungeons and Dragons game you could play on your computer, with turn based combat system using the AD&D rules. Besides advertising text, the image shows the cover art that was on the box, a male coded warrior with shoulder length golden hair parted in the middle, wearing silver chain mail and a white cloth gamberson over it. He's holding a long sword with both hands and looking up and sort of to his left. A golden dragon is passing from behind him to the left, shooting out a flame. In the foreground on the right is a table with part of a skull peaking out of the side of the image.
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Now I am become Jeff, the destroyer of Whorls @trollbreath.com · 21/09/2026
The same goes for the staff of Trollbreath. Drop us a note here or use our contact form on the website, we can talk about setting up a website and managing submissions and creating epubs all day long (especially if it gets us out of doing any real work).
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Now I am become Jeff, the destroyer of Whorls @trollbreath.com · 20/09/2026
This panel was the BEST. And not just because I was moderating it.
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Now I am become Jeff, the destroyer of Whorls @trollbreath.com · 20/09/2026
In the darkest hours, a hero rises from the ashes of the publishing industry. Who are these magazines? What gave birth to them? What incredible powers do they wield? What flavor of ice cream keeps them sane? Look! Up in the sky! It's a BLAD, it's a reprint, it's... <insert name of journal here>
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Now I am become Jeff, the destroyer of Whorls @trollbreath.com · 20/09/2026
Just finished an awesome panel with Rebecca Treasure, managing editor of Apex, and E.M. Linden, writer from New Zealand, talking all about writing to specific anthology calls. They both made moderating super easy and we had a fantastic discussion (despite I'd only been awake a short while). 🙃
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Now I am become Jeff, the destroyer of Whorls @trollbreath.com · 20/09/2026
I am exhaust after a day of paneling and a reading. Lots of fun, but it's really left me feeling deeply out of sorts. Way more face time and conversation than I normally engage in, even at cons, and I find it weirdly more draining than in person panels.
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Now I am become Jeff, the destroyer of Whorls @trollbreath.com · 19/09/2026
Done. I tripled my attendance from last year (last year I had 2, this year 7), and got to introduce new people to my funky voices (I try to do unique voices when I read) Next up: Noon EDT (16:00 UTC) Short Fiction Magazine Structure 5:00 PM EDT (21:00 UTC) Finance and Short Fiction Markets
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Now I am become Jeff, the destroyer of Whorls @trollbreath.com · 19/09/2026
Reading in 10 minutes at Flights of Foundry. Come hear me reading the first chapter of my unfinished WIP novel, and a recently published short piece called "Jubee's First Hunt" (my first sword and sorcery piece). Maybe a very short flash piece if there's time.
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Now I am become Jeff, the destroyer of Whorls @trollbreath.com · 19/09/2026
Just a reminder if you're attending Flights of Foundry this weekend, Catherine has organized a Resident Evil fan meetup Sunday at 8:00 PM EDT (12:00 AM UTC)
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Brandon O’Brien @therisingtithes.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Time for my second panel of @flightsoffoundry.bsky.social: come hear me & @trollbreath.com & @katclay.com & @seanfsmith.bsky.social & @alasdairstuart.com shower you with GAME RECOMMENDATIONS!
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Speculative Fiction Magazine Subscriptions @sffmagazines.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Hey folks, Three-Lobed Burning Eye is way short of their goals and the deadline is approaching. Please check them out and toss them some love in the form of monetary support. They're doing some really great and unique work.
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Now I am become Jeff, the destroyer of Whorls @trollbreath.com · 18/09/2026
The cat distribution system gave the whole planet an entire new species... www.cbc.ca/news/science...
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New cat species identified in Bolivia | CBC News
A diminutive wild cat that inhabits Bolivia's cloud forest has been identified as a previously unknown species, marking the first time a new living cat species has been formally named and described in...
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Now I am become Jeff, the destroyer of Whorls @trollbreath.com · 18/09/2026
Yes, that's right, even as I log into my day job AND prep for a metric boat load of panels for Flights of Foundry, I'm still getting the marketing work done for Trollbreath Magazine. Our latest "freed from the paywall" story is available to the public.
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Now I am become Jeff, the destroyer of Whorls @trollbreath.com · 17/09/2026
I'll be participating in Flights of Foundry this weekend. Here's where you can find me. I'll be moderating the Friday night and both Sunday sessions. And please come to my reading! I may do one of the Fox & Troll stories again like last year.
Graphic showing my schedule for Flights of Foundry online convention. 

Friday, September 18th
6:00 PM EDS (18:00 UTC): Dealing with Rejection & Criticism

Saturday, September 19th
7:00 AM EDS (11:00 UTC): Game Recommendations!
10:00 AM EDS (14:00 UTC): Reading!
12:00 AM EDS (16:00 UTC): Short Fiction Magazine Structure
5:00 PM EDS (21:00 UTC): Finance & Short Fiction Markets

Sunday, September 20th
6:00 AM EDS (10:00 UTC): When the Story Call Calls You: 
Writing for Anthologies and Very Specific Story Calls	
4:00 PM EDS (20:00 UTC): You Can Just DO That? Launching 
 Magazine (also featuring Jennifer Reynolds)
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Now I am become Jeff, the destroyer of Whorls @trollbreath.com · 17/09/2026
Not long after I got up, in the wee dark hours, I heard the coyotes in the marshy scrub woods off behind our house howling and barking. It's a forlorn and spooky sound. It's also why I stopped taking walks down wooded dirt roads in the early hours of the day.
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Now I am become Jeff, the destroyer of Whorls @trollbreath.com · 16/09/2026
Thread up and down, and in 100% agreement.
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Now I am become Jeff, the destroyer of Whorls @trollbreath.com · 16/09/2026
What about food safety, Mike? What should we do there? "They can self-police. They can self-regulate." The GOP goal of removing "red tape" (regulations that protect consumers) is one of the biggest frauds they peddle. Deregulation means "let corpos make more profit at the expense of your family."
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Now I am become Jeff, the destroyer of Whorls @trollbreath.com · 16/09/2026
You bend the knee, because you think that's the middle ground, and you lose everything, because bending the knee rather than standing up to evil tips you onto their side, and no one likes a collaborator. He's lost all opening acts AND his own backing band. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
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All supporting acts withdraw from Ed Sheeran’s tour in solidarity with Macklemore
Four openers and live band for Sheeran’s tour depart after removal of Macklemore over ‘free Palestine’ comments
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John Joseph Adams @johnjosephadams.com · 16/09/2026
For other time zones—The 2026 LIGHTSPEED + NIGHTMARE Kickstarter is NOW LIVE! Check out our star-studded lineup of authors & peruse our rewards: subscriptions, signed books, rare collectibles, t-shirts, mugs & other fun stuff. Thanks in advance if you're able to offer your support.💖 bit.ly/LS-NM-26
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Now I am become Jeff, the destroyer of Whorls @trollbreath.com · 14/09/2026
742 days... and suddenly things are stirring. Rejections/acceptances are showing up in Submission Grinder today. Can this long midnight of our writing souls be reaching a conclusion? ~ (checks my email) ~ Not as such apparently... my vigil continues...
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Now I am become Jeff, the destroyer of Whorls @trollbreath.com · 14/09/2026
Please note our submissions scheduling update. There's a number of good reasons for this, but the big one is the first: I've increasingly been experiencing a sense of burn out.
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Now I am become Jeff, the destroyer of Whorls @trollbreath.com · 13/09/2026
Available for pre-order now! You can pre-order print editions on Barnes & Noble and ebook versions on both B&N and Amazon. I'll be adding the Kobo store soon. www.barnesandnoble.com/w/trollbreat...
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Trollbreath Magazine Volume One (2024-2025)
Barnes & Noble’s online bookstore for books, NOOK ebooks & magazines. Shop music, movies, toys & games, too. Receive free shipping with your Barnes & Noble Membership.
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Now I am become Jeff, the destroyer of Whorls @trollbreath.com · 13/09/2026
This is the "we wanted to have a clown birthday party for our child, but without the clowns, so we hired a mime instead" of children's play toys. Parents who buy this for their kids are terrible parents.
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Timnit Gebru @timnitgebru.blacksky.app · 12/09/2026
Anyways, I'm gonna end with, preorder my book for more technical break downs of why these clowns' fairytale scenarios are bullshit. bsky.app/profile/timn...
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Now I am become Jeff, the destroyer of Whorls @trollbreath.com · 12/09/2026
Delightful! www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Ck-...
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Modern Day Typographer - Elle Cordova
YouTube video by Elle Cordova
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