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Matthew Petty🚮

@muteboy.bsky.social
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PRINTS FOR SALE>https://linktr.ee/muteboy72 white cis UK chap in Dubai UAE. Married to LA woman, father 8.9yo twins. He/him.

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Crowbar @crowbar.wtf · 07/10/2026
[IG: lousydrawingsforgoodpeople]
SORRY
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IT WILL HAPPEN AGAIN
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Matthew Petty🚮 @muteboy.bsky.social · 17h
Something about Mr potato head and " Remind me to smile"
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Matthew Petty🚮 @muteboy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
On "Words and Pictures" there was a story about a pumpkin head on a stick that hopped around and scared people for fun. It's eyes lit up and it laughed
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Matthew Petty🚮 @muteboy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
In 'Earth Abides' by George R Stewart, money is useless, but coins are convenient pieces of metal to make arrowheads
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Matthew Petty🚮 @muteboy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The great thing about hearing aids with Bluetooth. I can listen to Whitehouse while my wife plays Ph*l C*llins to our guests
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b3ta @b3ta.com · 12/09/2026
25 years ago today B3ta launched Well, 25 years ago today, we launched the version of the website you are familiar with, we were going for at least three months beforehand, if you check newsletter dates on issue 1. However most b3tans look at the board post date - so happy birthday us. Sort of.
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Matthew Petty🚮 @muteboy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I remember writing POVRAY files without a preview rendered, trying to visualise the scene in my head
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Microplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
tilly norwood vs fred flintstone made up: ✅ / ✅ has a job: ❌ / ✅ catchphrase: ❌ / ✅ pet dinosaur: ❌ / ✅ is a virgin: ✅ / ❌
Tilly Norwood, an inhuman gollum shaped like a perky brunette Fred Flintstone
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Matthew Petty🚮 @muteboy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
My phone used to yell DROID which was annoying
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Mr. Bedtime @InternetHippo

I stepped away from my computer for a moment. When I returned, it was building something. I did not ask it to do this. We're not ready for what's coming

(picture of windows 3d pipes screen saver)
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Matthew Petty🚮 @muteboy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Movies should always have the last line of dialogue end with the title of the movie. "So I guess in a way we're all... Raiders of the Lost Ark"
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Matthew Petty🚮 @muteboy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
You influence me to chuckle and chortle
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Matthew Petty🚮 @muteboy.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Turtle with a walnut, please talk free The door is locked, just you and me Can I take you to a restaurant that's got glass tables? You can watch yourself while you are eating
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Matthew Petty🚮 @muteboy.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
My favourite. Haunting synth chords, then the drums rumble in youtu.be/AIl7C38Jgys?...
youtu.be
Flash Gordon OST - In The Space Capsule (The Love Theme)
YouTube video by TheGTAMaster001
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Matthew Petty🚮 @muteboy.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
AN obscure body in the SK system your majesty. The inhabitants refer to it as the planet Eeeaaaauuuurthhh
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Matthew Petty🚮 @muteboy.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Typical. No remorse. No comfort for his victims or their families
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Duncan Jones @manmademoon.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I knew an old President who swallowed a tariff, he swallowed the tariff to hide from a war, he started the war to distract from a pool, he ruined the reflecting pool to avoid his ballroom, he started his ballroom to hide from the files… We all know why, he hid from those files… Perhaps he’ll die.
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Matthew Petty🚮 @muteboy.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
How your email finds me
static.klipy.com
Evil Dead: Cabin in the Woods
Alt: Evil Dead: Cabin in the Woods
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Matthew Petty🚮 @muteboy.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Cakes or colonies?
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Matthew Petty🚮 @muteboy.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
What about the Sha Na Na's?
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Matthew Petty🚮 @muteboy.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
That's basically the plot of Six-Dinner Sid, who "belongs" to everyone on the street, and ends up going to the vet six times
Page from the book, where a cat must take six spoons of medicine
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Matthew Petty🚮 @muteboy.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Show me your pet and who they're named after
Honey coloured long hair cat lying with front paws crossed Leonard Cohen Leonard Rossiter
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Gregk Foley @gregk.co.uk · 11/08/2026
Where did the far-right get the idea Britain was existentially imperilled and so should fortify itself as a white Christian ethnostate? Who embedded such notions in their head? Who emboldened them so? Truly, it is a mystery.
LONDONISTAN
• Explosive.' Observer
HOW BRITAIN IS CREATING ATERROR STATE WITHIN
The Times bestseller, with a new chapter
MELANIE PHILLIPS
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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
NOW that's what I call the National Organization for Women
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Matthew Petty🚮 @muteboy.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I may not be a Ragged Trousered Philanthropist, but these boxers are on their last legs. I felt something rip when I pulled them on this morning.
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Punk Rock History @punkrockhistory.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
41 years ago Talking Heads’ bassist, Tina Weymouth, from the August 1985 issue of Vogue. Photo by Oliverio Toscani #punkrock #newwave #postpunk #basswoman #tinaweymouth #talkingheads #history #punkrockhistory
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Matthew Petty🚮 @muteboy.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I still have a key to the garage door at my childhood home. Haven't lived there since 1996
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Matthew Petty🚮 @muteboy.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
See also: reptiles and "stuck shed"
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Matthew Petty🚮 @muteboy.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
When travelling back to Europe I miss my shattaf
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Matthew Petty🚮 @muteboy.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I keep seeing senior parrot owners on YouTube helping get them off. Looks satisfying
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Caræsten 🇵🇸 @cara.city · 06/08/2026
at long last we have created the Uzumaki from the famous Junji Ito manga "don't create the Uzumaki"
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Matthew Petty🚮 @muteboy.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
My first bedroom TV was an ancient 12" B&W with a tuning dial. I was able to get London TV living in Anglia-land
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Matthew Petty🚮 @muteboy.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Nice! A bit like the LG logo
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Matthew Petty🚮 @muteboy.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
But is it in the shade?
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Jason Leopold @jasonleopold.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
NEW/EXCLUSIVE: Deutsche Bank failed to promptly report to US authorities more than $250M in suspicious transactions tied to Epstein, including funds used to pay women in Russia & other Eastern European countries, according to a new report from @wyden.senate.gov 🎁 🧵 www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
bloomberg.com
Deutsche Bank, JPMorgan, BofA Enabled Epstein, Wyden Report Says
Democrat Ron Wyden cited nonpublic documents held by the US Treasury in a report that says banks delayed reporting suspicious financial transactions and calls for tougher anti-money-laundering rules, ...
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New-Cleckit Dominie @ncdominie.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
This is just to say I have OCRed the text thet was in tne arch:ve and whicb yov were prabaldy seamhing for "breahtast" Fargme ms fheg mem debo:w5 sb ?mccf mmb 5c oc1b
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Matthew Petty🚮 @muteboy.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Isn't that the one 12 Monkeys is based on?
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Matthew Petty🚮 @muteboy.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Ugh soz
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Matthew Petty🚮 @muteboy.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Make an actor into a dog by removing one letter from their name. I'll go first: Florence Pug
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The PS1 startup sound as a lesbian @janus.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
i hate that AI companies have muddied the word "generative" Generative art: procedural art created using a *system of mathematical rules designed intentionally* by the artist. AI-generated: created by automated systems (LLMs) using opaque, extractive processes unknown to both the user and viewer.
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Matthew Petty🚮 @muteboy.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
@goodfacesbot.bsky.social
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Matthew Petty🚮 @muteboy.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
On the plane Friday it was between this and "Good Luck Have Fun Don't Die", which i enjoyed, but now I really need to see this
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Matthew Petty🚮 @muteboy.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Martin Hannetts "goodbye" line is often quoted
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Matthew Petty🚮 @muteboy.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
"Well goodbye. We obviously have nothing in common. I'm a genius, you're fookin wankers, you'll never see me again." Martin Hannet, 24 Hour Party People
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S E Case @secase.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
I like to draw faces, here is a big collage of some choice faces from Rigsby WI chapter 4
a bunch of faces and expressions from the 4th chapter of the webcomic Rigsby WI
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Robocop (1987) @robocop1987.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Mr. Kinney will help us simulate a typical arrest and disarming procedure.
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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
studying for my eye exam like a good pupil
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Matthew Petty🚮 @muteboy.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
This is amazing, plus I know the person filming has a mask on, but it sounds like Pingu
Pingu going noot noot
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
lmao
Are Therapists to Blame for the Rise of Adults Cutting Off Their Parents?
Many moms and dads believe that their adult children are getting bad advice-and a growing number of researchers agree. 'Everything becomes trauma!
By Elizabeth Bernstein
July 21, 2026 at 5:30 am ET
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Matthew Petty🚮 @muteboy.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
My dad used to say "vicky-verky". I can't be objective about his rating though
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