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Matthew Petty🚮

@muteboy.bsky.social
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PRINTS FOR SALE>https://linktr.ee/muteboy72 white cis UK chap in Dubai UAE. Married to LA woman, father 8.9yo twins. He/him.

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Matthew Petty🚮 @muteboy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
In 'Earth Abides' by George R Stewart, money is useless, but coins are convenient pieces of metal to make arrowheads
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Matthew Petty🚮 @muteboy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The great thing about hearing aids with Bluetooth. I can listen to Whitehouse while my wife plays Ph*l C*llins to our guests
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b3ta @b3ta.com · 12/09/2026
25 years ago today B3ta launched Well, 25 years ago today, we launched the version of the website you are familiar with, we were going for at least three months beforehand, if you check newsletter dates on issue 1. However most b3tans look at the board post date - so happy birthday us. Sort of.
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Microplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
tilly norwood vs fred flintstone made up: ✅ / ✅ has a job: ❌ / ✅ catchphrase: ❌ / ✅ pet dinosaur: ❌ / ✅ is a virgin: ✅ / ❌
Tilly Norwood, an inhuman gollum shaped like a perky brunette Fred Flintstone
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Mr. Bedtime @InternetHippo

I stepped away from my computer for a moment. When I returned, it was building something. I did not ask it to do this. We're not ready for what's coming

(picture of windows 3d pipes screen saver)
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Matthew Petty🚮 @muteboy.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Turtle with a walnut, please talk free The door is locked, just you and me Can I take you to a restaurant that's got glass tables? You can watch yourself while you are eating
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Duncan Jones @manmademoon.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I knew an old President who swallowed a tariff, he swallowed the tariff to hide from a war, he started the war to distract from a pool, he ruined the reflecting pool to avoid his ballroom, he started his ballroom to hide from the files… We all know why, he hid from those files… Perhaps he’ll die.
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Matthew Petty🚮 @muteboy.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
How your email finds me
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Evil Dead: Cabin in the Woods
Alt: Evil Dead: Cabin in the Woods
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Matthew Petty🚮 @muteboy.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Show me your pet and who they're named after
Honey coloured long hair cat lying with front paws crossed Leonard Cohen Leonard Rossiter
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Gregk Foley @gregk.co.uk · 11/08/2026
Where did the far-right get the idea Britain was existentially imperilled and so should fortify itself as a white Christian ethnostate? Who embedded such notions in their head? Who emboldened them so? Truly, it is a mystery.
LONDONISTAN
• Explosive.' Observer
HOW BRITAIN IS CREATING ATERROR STATE WITHIN
The Times bestseller, with a new chapter
MELANIE PHILLIPS
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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
NOW that's what I call the National Organization for Women
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Matthew Petty🚮 @muteboy.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I may not be a Ragged Trousered Philanthropist, but these boxers are on their last legs. I felt something rip when I pulled them on this morning.
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Punk Rock History @punkrockhistory.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
41 years ago Talking Heads’ bassist, Tina Weymouth, from the August 1985 issue of Vogue. Photo by Oliverio Toscani #punkrock #newwave #postpunk #basswoman #tinaweymouth #talkingheads #history #punkrockhistory
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Caræsten 🇵🇸 @cara.city · 06/08/2026
at long last we have created the Uzumaki from the famous Junji Ito manga "don't create the Uzumaki"
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Matthew Petty🚮 @muteboy.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
But is it in the shade?
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Jason Leopold @jasonleopold.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
NEW/EXCLUSIVE: Deutsche Bank failed to promptly report to US authorities more than $250M in suspicious transactions tied to Epstein, including funds used to pay women in Russia & other Eastern European countries, according to a new report from @wyden.senate.gov 🎁 🧵 www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
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Deutsche Bank, JPMorgan, BofA Enabled Epstein, Wyden Report Says
Democrat Ron Wyden cited nonpublic documents held by the US Treasury in a report that says banks delayed reporting suspicious financial transactions and calls for tougher anti-money-laundering rules, ...
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New-Cleckit Dominie @ncdominie.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
This is just to say I have OCRed the text thet was in tne arch:ve and whicb yov were prabaldy seamhing for "breahtast" Fargme ms fheg mem debo:w5 sb ?mccf mmb 5c oc1b
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Matthew Petty🚮 @muteboy.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Make an actor into a dog by removing one letter from their name. I'll go first: Florence Pug
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The PS1 startup sound as a lesbian @janus.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
i hate that AI companies have muddied the word "generative" Generative art: procedural art created using a *system of mathematical rules designed intentionally* by the artist. AI-generated: created by automated systems (LLMs) using opaque, extractive processes unknown to both the user and viewer.
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Matthew Petty🚮 @muteboy.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
"Well goodbye. We obviously have nothing in common. I'm a genius, you're fookin wankers, you'll never see me again." Martin Hannet, 24 Hour Party People
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S E Case @secase.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
I like to draw faces, here is a big collage of some choice faces from Rigsby WI chapter 4
a bunch of faces and expressions from the 4th chapter of the webcomic Rigsby WI
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Robocop (1987) @robocop1987.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Mr. Kinney will help us simulate a typical arrest and disarming procedure.
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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
studying for my eye exam like a good pupil
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Matthew Petty🚮 @muteboy.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
This is amazing, plus I know the person filming has a mask on, but it sounds like Pingu
Pingu going noot noot
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
lmao
Are Therapists to Blame for the Rise of Adults Cutting Off Their Parents?
Many moms and dads believe that their adult children are getting bad advice-and a growing number of researchers agree. 'Everything becomes trauma!
By Elizabeth Bernstein
July 21, 2026 at 5:30 am ET
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Elon Musk © x
@elonmusk • 1h
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 22/07/2026
Historically accurate Odysseus is steering the ship from the foredeck with a ship's wheel that wasn't invented until the 1700s
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Matthew Petty🚮 @muteboy.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Collected my family from the airport at 0200, home at 0400, work at 0900, nap at 0930 They're still in bed, which is wise considering we live in an expensive war zone
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Matthew Petty🚮 @muteboy.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
I think 2 things here, both a little problematic 1. I keep thinking she's going to start singing about grape leaves or engines 2. I wish she were a little more... sturdy?
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Robocop (1987) @robocop1987.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Destroy it.
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Matthew Petty🚮 @muteboy.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Harold Plane (The tool not the vehicle)
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Matthew Petty🚮 @muteboy.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
From my visits to LA , Repo Man sums it up the Best
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Jonathan Cohn @jonathancohn.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Brits are like “Look who’s boiling vegetables now.”
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 12/07/2026
Amnesty International put out a major report documenting the influence of UK based anti trans gender critical organizations and their funding. Within hours, GC groups threatened defamation lawsuits and Amnesty was forced to pull it down. Proving the point they're anti rights. Anyways, here it is.
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Matthew Petty🚮 @muteboy.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
It's summer in Dubai which means it's time to revisit this classic
Tweet by @sargoth:
*standing in direct sunlight taking 2 damage a second*
augh   eurgh    ugh    augh    augh    ugh     eurgh     ohhg
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Matthew Petty🚮 @muteboy.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
I live in Dubai and the last time I got sunburnt was home in the UK
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Matthew Petty🚮 @muteboy.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
I'm really low, and there's a bunch of things i could do to make me feel better, but i can't make myself do them Is there a name for that?
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Matthew Petty🚮 @muteboy.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Also when you pay me a salary
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George Penney @georgepenney.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
🧵Spotted While Roaming in Aotearoa New Zealand: Two women (30s?) greet each other in front of a cafe with delighted squeals and tearful laughter as they share a BIG hug. Repeating: "Missed you SO much," to each other. The rest of the world forgotten. (1)
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Matthew Petty🚮 @muteboy.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Hanging with my pulmo being told I need a bronchoscopy, which sounds super fun! Last weeks CT scan showed inflammation, this is the next step Maybe a biopsy too!
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 23/06/2026
our local Penzeys likes to display wholesome children’s art:
cursed and glorious chili 3000 monster
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Robocop (1987) @robocop1987.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Hey.
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Matthew Petty🚮 @muteboy.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Seeing my son's primary school production of 'The Greatest Showman' and I'm glad to see my handiwork onstage
A stage with a 2m tall paper mache giraffe and cardboard circus cannon
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Emmy Cumslutress @coyotegirl.online · 09/06/2026
cis people are scared trans people will gently correct them trans people are scared cis people will legislate our rights out of existence, make it impossible to exist publicly, deny we are who we say we are, and straight up murder us so, u know, pronouns are hard i guess, sure
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Matthew Petty🚮 @muteboy.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
I like these Japanese Flash escape games. Click the coaster, it probably has part of a clue on it
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Matthew Petty🚮 @muteboy.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
I turn 54 tomorrow, and i swear my body just realised and is rushing to catch up SOH still juvenile though
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tierney cyren @bnb.im · 09/06/2026
I *really* hope this works
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Matthew Petty🚮 @muteboy.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Blind fuckin pissed
View from palm hotel
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Gail Myerscough @gailmyerscough.co.uk · 30/05/2026
Hello! It doesn’t cost anything to repost but it helps me spread the word about my small business. My online shop is full of bold & colourful prints, homewares, T-shirts and cards. I’m also available for freelance design work and art licensing. gailmyerscough.co.uk
A grid of nine images featuring music prints, a mixtape T-shirt, a phone case, a cassette mug, a National Theatre T-shirt, a Forton print and Toast Rack print.
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Matthew Petty🚮 @muteboy.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
What did it do to get barred
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Michael LaFrance @mlafrance.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
A livestream of a volcano in the Philippines captured a meteor crashing to Earth today. What are the odds? Mayon Volcano, Location: Albay, Luzon, Philippines
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