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Murderblonde @murderblonde.bsky.social · 7h

Your girl wants a cake with actual fucking buttercream and a waffle cone with ice CREAM in it not oatmilk bullpuckey

Murderblonde @murderblonde.bsky.social · 7h

Christ almighty can I have a gluten free thing without it being goddamn VEGAN ALL THE FUCKING TIME No no NO shut up I get it's easier to swing at more issues I get the concept I just HATE IT OKAY, I WANT DAIRY And if I can't tantrum on the Internet a little then WHERE IS SAFE I ASK YOU

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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

California voters, you have likely gotten your ballot or will get it soon, so let me give you two very important lifehacks: 1) The sooner you turn in your ballot, the sooner campaigns will stop sending you annoying texts/calls asking if you’re planning to vote 2) vote for me if you’re in AD-72

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Tubi Frank 🔞 📌28%/$20,000 @banishedhammer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

SHUTOFF DATE CONFIRMED WE HAVE UNTIL OCTOBER 9TH TO RAISE $1100 USD TO KEEP OUR ELECTRICITY RUNNING 10 DAYS AS OF POSTING LGBT FAMILY OF 5 NEEDS HELP ASAP PLEASE DO NOT IGNORE MOM HAS HEART DISEASE AND LUNG CONDITION. NEEDS OXYGEN MACHINE RUNNING 👉 ko-fi.com/lycanlabs

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United Wizards of the Coast - CWA @uwotc-official.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

This morning, the D&D team and Magic's Studio X informed our leadership of our intent to unionize. We love the games we make and the work we do, and unionizing is how we protect that work. unitedwizardsofthecoast.com/news/dnd-stu...

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Dungeons & Dragons and Studio X Join United Wizards of the Coast - CWA

Today, October 6, 2026, the designers, artists, writers, producers, and workers behind Dungeons & Dragons, Magic: The Gathering, Duel Masters, D&D Beyond, and countless other games are uniting in soli...

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Murderblonde @murderblonde.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Actually I didn't drink at ALL IN college, I didn't start until I was almost 27, and it was never binge! I joked I was the My Fair Lady of beer because my friends wanted to make me a snob about it ;) Almost immediately after I was like "yeah I'd like to try it" BOOM road trip to San Diego breweries

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Murderblonde @murderblonde.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I gotta shout out my fiancee again for being the best He got a warm towel out of the dryer to sweetly drape over me cuz I LOVE freshly dried stuff, made me tea, even was like "yeah I totally understand that you're hurting, I heard you and it SOUNDED painful" & never thinks I'm being overdramatic :)

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Murderblonde @murderblonde.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Anyhow I am further prepared for tomorrow to be kinda shot, which is being dramatic I'm sure but I'm not needed for emergency rocket surgery or defusing a bomb so I think the world might be okay with that ... Don't fucking TEST me on this, universe, that's just mean

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Murderblonde @murderblonde.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Sweet fiancee made me mint tea whilst I convalesced upon a divan and mourned my dreadful state, and repaired my constitution by checking the Instagramz ... Seriously tho I get TRAUMATIZED by what is a bad morning for some people, and I don't want it to NOT be like that? It's awful??

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Murderblonde @murderblonde.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I got food poisoning a year ago, & in January (never get salad from Mod Pizza, extra sad cuz I was trying to treat myself after getting laid off), and had some kind of acid attack tonight And normal ppl prolly are like "yuck" & bounce back I feel like a Victorian consumption victim, pale & feeble

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Murderblonde @murderblonde.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

So I've had people honestly not believe me when I say from age 7 to 42 I didn't throw up. "Wait how did you not?" I dunno? Willpower? Or more like I just got lucky? NO IDEA. But I've no idea what made that record break! And when you go that long without doing it, it's TRAUMATIC when it happens!

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Murderblonde @murderblonde.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

You're gonna be FRIGGIN AMAZING!

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Manda Farough @ MIGW, PAX Aus | Causeway Studios @amandafarough.ca · 05/10/2026

Keynote day at @gcapconf.bsky.social 🔥 come through at 4pm if you’re here!

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Gaius (from Tribunate) @gaius.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Greatest myth in modern political discourse is that partisan division is a result of ideological bubbles. This isn’t the case! Conservatives have dominated every aspect of our society for 40+ years. We know exactly what they believe because we live with the consequences bsky.app/profile/gaiu...

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jess m. ☕🍂 @jametc.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Something AI is responsible for that doesn't get enough talk: How, when it scrapes a website to illegally steal everything on it, it uses up a ton of its bandwidth allotment, crashing it or racking up massive fees for site owners.

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Murderblonde @murderblonde.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

A delight awaits me this evening and I am hype for it

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Murderblonde @murderblonde.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

/slowly puts down hand It's from Justice League Unlimited, but um... /bare whisper Batman sings in it and that was really great

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Murderblonde @murderblonde.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

This was also the movie what gave us the name of DOOM! Double awesome

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Murderblonde @murderblonde.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

And goddammit you CONNECTED THE DOTS Jesus Christ That fucking BOOK man jeeez

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Murderblonde @murderblonde.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

That bit scared the shit out of me at 16 years old and I was like HA HA NO THANKS YOU CAN PLAY I'M JUST GONNA BE ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE COUCH NOPE EVERYTHING IS FINE YUP

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Murderblonde @murderblonde.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I think I was 6 or 7 when I saw the snake that Beetlejuice turns into and had to be noped out of the theater Honestly considering all the other freaky shit in that movie it was kind of an achievement to be a little kid and have made it that far!

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Scary Beetlejuice Sandworm

ALT: Scary Beetlejuice Sandworm

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Murderblonde @murderblonde.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Absolute. Bullshit. Bluesky should be ashamed.

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Stephanie Burt @notquitehydepark.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Thread. The Luigi-fandom phenomenon (I'm not a fan but I think I understand) reflects loss of faith (esp for the young) in what some of us still call the social contract. Without it, justice becomes revenge.

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Murderblonde @murderblonde.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Oh Jesus they went AGAIN with twins?? Eeeesh show, get a spicier angle, evil triplets at LEAST

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Murderblonde @murderblonde.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Honestly I think also good practical knowledge existed for some stuff like "never meet someone you just know from online without a backup plan" which for me was a friend with a car who almost chaperoned things (thank you, Diane, still owe you one) Still practical 30 years later

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Murderblonde @murderblonde.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

So much of the breathless OMG THE INTERNET got kind of undone if you didn't have a second phone line for that shit and a 2 MB (SO HUGE BACK THEN) download could get fucked by, say, your older brother picking up the phone and then yelling at you (Not that the yelling was essential but it HAPPENED)

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Murderblonde @murderblonde.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Is this a Deep and Mature thought? 1) no 2) so what 3) it's Sunday night don't be a jerk k

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Murderblonde @murderblonde.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Hey it's Random Thought Sunday LET'S GOOO A dream cosplay of mine is one of the Great Fairies from Breath of the Wild. Make the lower part of the costume look like water and put the bulb stuff around the waist. Get them acrylics and just stroll around chuckling archly showing off mega cleavage. BAM

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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Tomorrow is the last day to register to vote in the 2026 midterms in Texas.

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Murderblonde @murderblonde.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

The fact that the NICEST people on the show had to quietly point out they were in fact cheating? RRRR. Also I'm going to stand on my pedestal of SAMM WAS ROBBED forever

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Skybox @skyboxcritics.com · 04/10/2026

Consider The Woodchipper by @edgarallanbro.bsky.social CW: sexual assault, rape "Let me be clear: you are not a victim of what Geller did." Read on:

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Consider The Woodchipper

A response to "What Do We Do With Jacob Gellar?"

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Murderblonde @murderblonde.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

S16 actually even had a pair of horrible twins to despise too!

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Murderblonde @murderblonde.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Oh my God exactly that "My style is something that can fit anybody! ... Because it looks like I made it out of the burlap sacks I dug out of a dumpster behind a Starbucks"

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Murderblonde @murderblonde.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I only watched S16 cuz a friend was on it and I was like "rarely has a show made me equally delighted and FURIOUS" Like I loved Tim Gunn but hissed repeatedly when the judges loved the trust fund white boy's unattractively baggy "street wear" all the goddamn time

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mcc @dryad.technology · 04/10/2026

Have you noticed, lately, or noticed people around you commenting, that there just seems to be no money anymore. There's no money for companies to make the tv shows you like, the video games you like, the local diner you like shut down, no one you know can find a job. Think about that in context of

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Michael Ian Black @michaelianblack.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

"Those moralists seem very sure of themselves, don’t they? I’m not knocking them. We all have things about which we’re confident. For example, I know that “MMMBop” is the finest bubblegum pop song of the last 30 years." michaelianblack.substack.com/p/i-could-ki...

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I Could Kill A Guy

But could I eat one?

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Murderblonde @murderblonde.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

One electrician was actually excited that I as a homeowner WANTED to know how things worked, and gave great explanations. I still recall that you should NEVER put normal bulbs in recessed (cup) fixtures because of heat issues! (Maybe not a thing with LEDs but I'm not gonna risk it!)

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Murderblonde @murderblonde.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

This is why I will never fuck with electric, plumbing, or HVAC stuff myself & am content to be able to know enough when something is wrong. Then I try not to annoy the professionals by hanging around when they work because I'm curious, NOT because I don't trust them (which I fear they must imagine!)

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Jordan Kurella @jordankurella.com · 01/10/2026

waking up every day in 2026 like:

a construction sign on the side of the highway that says "IT'S COMING IT'S BAD"

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Xalavier Nelson Jr. @writnelson.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

It now also (like all DF games) supports an independent Double Fine!

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Strange Scaffold @strangescaffold.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

The Steam Autumn Sale is here and you can get all our games at a discount! 🫰 You can get even get every single game we've ever made for less than $65 in our Complete Collection! 14 games!! store.steampowered.com/bundle/35090...

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hunter (comms open!) @hrpixelart.com · 01/10/2026

Sorry to keep bringing this post back, but I haven't had consistent work in months, and my most recent offer fell apart after I mentioned needing to be paid money. So if you want to pay a pixel artist with over a decade of industry experience, that's me! 📧 hunter@hrpixelart.com 💻 www.hrpixelart.com

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Murderblonde @murderblonde.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

It fucking works SO WELL, absolutely your eyeshadow will not even think about creasing That word will VANISH from your eyeshadow's metaphorical vocabulary

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Dragon Snacks Games @dragonsnacksgames.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Want an MMO, but just with your friends? We call that a FriendMO. Learn more about what we're building and back us on Kickstarter. buff.ly/k3ohbdW #Farhaven #IndieGame #CoopGame #FriendMO #fyp

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Aaron Stewart-Ahn @badideas.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Here is the trailer for NAZA, the film Benjamin Netanyahu really, really doesn’t want you to see, which will be released for free worldwide in November after a short theatrical self distributed run.

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Chris Perry @perridot.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

OH!WARE, my first commercial release, IS OUT NOW! Your ancestors whisper guidance. The Gods all watch. They want you to check it out and give it a review 🙏♥️ store.steampowered.com/app/4121430/...

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Murderblonde @murderblonde.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Stella is amazing and could use a hand if you can offer anything. Seriously she's an incredible writer and kicks so much ass. If not give money, give job so money can also happen? For reals plz help my narrative sis if y'all can she is great 👍

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Murderblonde @murderblonde.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

When a friend of mine came out, I gave her what I jokingly called a Hot Girl Starter Pack with a bunch of different makeup and nail polish, including absolutely ridiculous colors. Makeup can be overwhelming at times and sometimes you just need to say FUCK IT and wear green lipstick around the house

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Murderblonde @murderblonde.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

the best makeup things I ever got was recommended for me by a trans coworker whose eye makeup was always IMPECCABLE and when I begged her for her secret she was like "it's called 'Thank Me Later', I'll send you a link" it's the best fucking stuff and I'm still in her debt for telling me about it

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Kyle Orland @kyleor.land · 30/09/2026

[SENATOR ERIC SCHMITT]: So you’re telling me under oath that you've never played World of Warcraft? [JACK SMITH]: Correct [SCHMITT]: WELL THEN *unveils poster* please explain this picture of you farming gold in Eversong Woods! [SMITH]: That is Elden Ring, sir.

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