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Matt Bizer, PhD

@mttbizer96.bsky.social
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Environmental engineer Autistic Passionate about climate adaptation, community resilience, music, and Boston sports “It’s such a short and sad and beautiful life - do you ever see it that way?” 29, he/him PVD, sometimes CT Views my own #BlackLivesMatter

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Matt Bizer, PhD @mttbizer96.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Sounds like he’s not gonna have a wife for too much longer if she knows what’s good for her and her kid
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
they did the thing
an october 11 2025 post from me reading: every single tech idea is like “soon our robots will be capable of playing catch with your kid, freeing you up to spend more time working on your employers’ spreadsheets”
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Matt Bizer, PhD @mttbizer96.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Neither the White Sox nor the Guardians want to win this game, which makes sense when you remember that the prize for winning this series is to lose games at the Trop
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Chris Towers Missed The Playoffs @cptowers.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
At least he didn’t grab Mesa’s arm this time! Progress!
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Suss-- 🥌 @suss2hyphens.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
“No Way To Prevent This,” Says Only Ballpark Where This Regularly Happens
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Matt Bizer, PhD @mttbizer96.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Yankee Stadium is the worst home crowd in sports, truly
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Matt Bizer, PhD @mttbizer96.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Typical Yankees bullshit, have to injure the opposing pitcher in order to tie the game
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Matt Bizer, PhD @mttbizer96.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Watching Kiké Hernandez homer off of Chris Sale in October while the Red Sox sit at home, having not made it to October after extending management’s contract… doesn’t feel good
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Matt Bizer, PhD @mttbizer96.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I want to make a joke at Cam Shitler’s expense, but his teammates’ attempts to play defense are already a joke at his expense
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Matt Bizer, PhD @mttbizer96.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Frantically looking up what the record is for most errors in a playoff game
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Matt Bizer, PhD @mttbizer96.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The problem here is that every time I think I like/respect someone “on the other side,” getting to know them well enough to talk politics usually leads to them saying or doing something so racist or sexist or otherwise bigoted that I no longer like/respect them. The “strawmen” are real, Justin
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Matt Bizer, PhD @mttbizer96.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Well, would love one thing more I guess (the Yankees losing, always)
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Matt Bizer, PhD @mttbizer96.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Would love nothing more than the Brewers vanquishing both San Diego and LA at a time when the owners are whining about payroll disparities and salary cap nonsense
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Matt Bizer, PhD @mttbizer96.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
All due apologies to Padres fans but I do love what a miserable weekend this has been for Manny Machado
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Matt Bizer, PhD @mttbizer96.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
How much are the Buffalo Bills paying these fucking refs jfc
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Matt Bizer, PhD @mttbizer96.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Man, I know that’s technically a hit with a TOOTBLAN but that just doesn’t spiritually feel like a hit
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Matt Bizer, PhD @mttbizer96.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Fire Chad Tracy.
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Matt Bizer, PhD @mttbizer96.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If Chad Tracy wasn’t Reverse Grady Little with a boner for Erik Miller, this game would be tied 1-1
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Matt Bizer, PhD @mttbizer96.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I really like Chad Tracy and I know he’s very green but unless the front office is calling him and ordering him to do it, this Erik Miller fiasco is an actual fireable offense
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Matt Bizer, PhD @mttbizer96.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
To knowingly like AI music, to prefer it to the musical work of humans, is to deny your own humanity on a deeply fundamental level Read a book about any of music’s many interfaces with human development, and suddenly people who support AI music will terrify you
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Asher HELLbein @asherelbein.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Banning the existence of Panhellenic fraternities would not solve every problem on every campus, and certainly not the existence of sexual assault, but when you've got a mosquito infestation it doesn't hurt to go right for the biggest pools of stagnant water
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Matt Bizer, PhD @mttbizer96.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I hate Ben Rice. I hate Ben Rice so so much. I hate him so deeply and I never want to hear about Cohasset, Massachusetts ever again
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Matt Bizer, PhD @mttbizer96.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
As an alum of the University of Florida who was involved in student and local politics there, I have heard that exact line many times from all across the political spectrum. Southern frats are on some extreme tyranny of a minority shit
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Matt Bizer, PhD @mttbizer96.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I hate Cam Shitler. I hate Cam Shitler so so much. I hate him so deeply and I never want to hear about Walpole, Massachusetts ever again
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Matt Bizer, PhD @mttbizer96.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Anyone else also just lose the Ravens/Cowboys broadcast? Here in CT (using Paramount+) it just went to a black screen with text on it saying something like “uh oh! An error has occurred and we’re working on getting this back up and running as soon as possible”
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Matt Bizer, PhD @mttbizer96.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I feel like the Red Sox have spent almost 5 years saying “well when this team gets healthy, we’ll win more” instead of addressing why they can’t ever get the team healthy
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
every day of my life I think about the people using “she” to describe this computer program who still need to be convinced to use it for trans women
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Matt Bizer, PhD @mttbizer96.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Fuck the Texas Rangers and fuck Jakob Junis especially
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Matt Bizer, PhD @mttbizer96.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I would very much like Patrick Sandoval to never start a Red Sox game again
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 14/09/2026
So when a Dem says they agree with any of this, they are taking a position that is against what trans people ALREADY HAD just 5 years ago. That's why trans people won't accept it. It's not about progress, it's about preventing a managed decline in civil rights agreed to by Democrats.
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 14/09/2026
So when libs say, you need to do incremental progress like gay marriage, it completely ignores the rollbacks that have happened in 5 years. It is every aspect of trans life from where we use the bathroom, how we are addressed, what our IDs say, to even censorship on discussions about our existence.
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David Ho @davidho.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I wrote this quickly at a bus stop and didn't realize it would go viral, or else I would have worded it better. But the point is that the media is too credulous about AI killing everyone in 10 years (how?) when climate change is killing people now and will only get worse (we know exactly how).
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Eli Omen @eliomen.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Makeshift Patriot was one of the first artistic reactions, and the one that resonates with me most. "...We sell addictive 24-hour candlelight vigil in TVs Freedom will be defended at the cost of civil liberties" @sagefrancis.bsky.social, thank you. youtu.be/ERpzLYXBxbk
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YouTube video by Sage Francis - Topic
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 09/09/2026
I do not believe that these guys are about to summon a world-ending superconsciousness from Nvidia graphics cards. But they either believe they can or want me to believe they believe they can. So I think "fuck them" is the only rational response
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Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
No pitcher is *better* than Miz but no pitcher is *more fun* than Payton Tolle.
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Matt Bizer, PhD @mttbizer96.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
AI is a tool *of* fascism and using it to replace human talent, even to mock fascism, will still ultimately perpetuate fascism
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Richard Waite @waiterich.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
You: *punches me in the face 5 times* Me: ouch stop You: btw you should eat healthier & exercise more Me: You: *punches me in the face 5 more times & leaves the room to recruit more face punchers* I am not obligated to say wow you made a couple good points there and emphasize our common ground
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Matt Bizer, PhD @mttbizer96.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I invite you to hire an artist to make this with tools of art instead of having AI extract more water and other essential resources from underserved communities so you can laugh
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Matt Bizer, PhD @mttbizer96.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Using AI to create videos you find funny is not at all comparable to a nation defending itself against imperialist aggression how does that possibly even need to be said
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Peter Abraham @peteabeglobe.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
One more Aroldis Chapman note: His 1st save was July 6, 2011, for the Reds at the Cardinals. He struck out Jon Jay looking at a 101-mph FB to end the game. His 400th save came 15 years and 2 months later, when he struck out Christian Encarnacion-Strand swinging at a 101-mph FB to end the game.
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Ward Q. Normal (he/him) @wardqnormal.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
A particularly infuriating aspect of this A.I. bullshit is that nobody seems to remember that we all got along just fine without it for centuries. How are we all suddenly incapable of reading and understanding written words? Of creating art? Of telling stories? It’s madness.
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TJ @cirquedusoulay.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
“The Mickey Gasper/Jahmai Jones platoon is better than any single player in baseball history!” I yell as they tighten my straitjacket, only making my words ring truer as they reverberate through the dungeon corridor
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Matt Bizer, PhD @mttbizer96.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Wait, what? I know the AL is bad but that is ABYSMAL if half the league is OPSing under .400 in the first 2/3 of a game
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
YOU DON'T "CONSUME" ART MOTHERFUCKER. YOU EXPERIENCE IT. YOU FEEL IT. YOU ENGAGE WITH IT. YOU WRESTLE WITH IT. YOU LIVE IT. ART ISN'T A LITTLE MORSEL YOU GOBBLE UP.
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Max Berger @maxberger.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
It would be so sick to live in a society. I am so tired of living in a casino run by fascist pedophiles.
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Sky Marchini @sky.skymarchini.net · 03/09/2026
“Millennials are the only normal generation” theory continues to remain undefeated. we are the only ones that didn't get our brains cooked by the computer
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Matt Bizer, PhD @mttbizer96.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
It is honestly hilarious how much the media is pushing a guy who would be atrociously lucky to get 2% of the primary vote in any state
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
The arrogance of Moulton just completely disregarding that this was the exact dynamic that played out the last time Markey was up for reelection
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Benjamin McKean @blmckean.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
“Carl Ruby, a Springfield pastor, said he was struggling to make sense of Bel’s untimely death. ‘I know that I’m a pastor and I’m supposed to be forgiving,’ he said. ‘But right now as I sit with a broken family, I’m crying out to God for righteous judgment in those who made this happen.’”
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Craig Calcaterra @craigcalcaterra.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
J.D. Vance killed this young man. bsky.app/profile/reic...
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