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Kristi ✨

@mskristi5.bsky.social
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My posts are my own, they do not represent anything besides me as an individual. Mom of 2, lover of sports and nature, bookworm, feminist. Big believer in live and let live. 🫶🏼✌🏼🏳️‍🌈 #RuleTheJungle #BBN #ATOBTTR #MeToo #Democracy #606Raised

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Outspoken™️ @out5p0ken.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Google is now calling Lake Ontario “Lake America.” I’m now calling Google, Gargle.
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Kristi ✨ @mskristi5.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Another day, another person killed by the US government…..
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Kristi ✨ @mskristi5.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
I’d really like to wake up without reports of another person being killed by ICE
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Scott MacFarlane @macfarlanenews.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Epstein survivors will have a public forum midday on Capitol Hill led by Rep Ro Khanna (D-CA)… after not being permitted an audience with King Charles tomorrow
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Kristi ✨ @mskristi5.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
I told him I don’t chase. He said, “that’s ok, I’ll chase you.”
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Kristi ✨ @mskristi5.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Three weeks till summer break
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John Collins @logicallyjc.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
We are witnessing the Republican Party collapse in on itself like a dying star.
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Kristi ✨ @mskristi5.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
Just out here educating
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PatriotTakes 🇺🇸 @patriottakes.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
No surprise that the administration that restored the Confederate names of military bases doesn’t want to celebrate freeing enslaved people.
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Gail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
My theory about bbq places: The better the bread, the worse everything else is. If you go to a bbq joint and the bread is fancy, brisket will suck, sauce will be too ketchup, sides will be stale. If they throw a shitty slice of Wonder Bread at you from the counter, you are in for miracle meat.
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Kristi ✨ @mskristi5.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
Anyone else wanna dress up as handmaids and trick or treat as a mass group in a Trump town this year for Halloween? #Handmaid
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Kristi ✨ @mskristi5.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
You got Kanye spitting filth, and I get hit with this for talking smack to Aaron Rodgers ….. 🙄 #WhoDey
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Kristi ✨ @mskristi5.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
Y’all, I recently reactivated my Facebook. Apparently there is someone in my hometown driving around throwing goldfish at people.
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Karly Kingsley @karlykingsley.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
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We're about 3 lines deep into the "first they came for" poem.
It's not a very long poem, folks
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Kristi ✨ @mskristi5.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
Can someone tell me why anytime I post something political on twitter, I suddenly get hordes of Elon clone followers? That app is trash
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Kristi ✨ @mskristi5.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
I own a Stanley now guys, very demure.
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The Needling @theneedling.com · 14/04/2025
Mother Earth Fired for Being DEI Planet: tinyurl.com/6uamjf45
Planet Earth from space
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Kristi ✨ @mskristi5.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
Bought my Mom and I a matching set 😎
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Asha Rangappa @asharangappa.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
Criminals deserve due process because due process is literally how we determine whether someone is, *in fact*, a criminal
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Asha Rangappa @asharangappa.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
We are way past impeachment time
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Kristi ✨ @mskristi5.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
Eat the …I mean TAX the rich
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Mark Cuban @mcuban.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Elections have consequences
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Kristi ✨ @mskristi5.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
This was right before I got all stirrup-ed up to see the #Gynocologist
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Kristi ✨ @mskristi5.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
LORD HAVE MERCY, the amount of rage tweets I typed and never sent to the ignorant red hat base today.
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Kristi ✨ @mskristi5.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
Me - took the day off for basketball. Is there anything better?
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Kristi ✨ @mskristi5.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
The way my man folded me like a pretzel 🥨 last night
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
Funny....All of a sudden, no one's performing arbitrary sex-change operations on unexpecting grade-schoolers anymore.
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Dare Obasanjo @carnage4life.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Me: I can’t believe UK voters chose to torch their economy with Brexit. That can never be topped. American voters:
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
The United States is no longer the leader of the free world. Let that sink in.
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Kristi ✨ @mskristi5.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
#IDissent
Me - wearing a shirt that says “I dissent”
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Robin @angelfrmcanada.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
I ❤️ Seth McFarland. This put a smile on my face. #FamilyGuy
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Kristi ✨ @mskristi5.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
Come on Bitches, let’s smash the Patriarchy
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Kristi ✨ @mskristi5.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
After RBG, this is my next female icon
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Kristi ✨ @mskristi5.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
I really just want to punch him for the treatment of President Biden
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Miriam IRL @miriam.blacksky.app · 20/01/2025
They are quoting Martin Luther King to a room full of white supremacists.
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Kristi ✨ @mskristi5.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
This is such a disgusting moment. I’ve never felt disgusted during an inauguration.
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Kristi ✨ @mskristi5.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
This is by far one of the most embarrassing and darkest days of our history. Within the last 24hrs, Donald scammed $500 mil in bitcoin. There are no guardrails from here. Project 2025 is here
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Vinnnyb @vinnyb.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Chili's always hits, thank you so much
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Kristi ✨ @mskristi5.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
I hate the seating at Rupp. To have the #1 program in the nation and the most boring lower floor fan seating.
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Kristi ✨ @mskristi5.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Bounce on that shit, no hands
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Kristi ✨ @mskristi5.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Elon Musk fled South Africa after apartheid ended, and now he’s courting ring wing German politics about deportations.. Wild, huh?
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Kristi ✨ @mskristi5.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Annalise Keating - Meredith Gray - Beth Dutton - Olivia Pope
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Kristi ✨ @mskristi5.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
I’m so proud of Travis Perry
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Kristi ✨ @mskristi5.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
Have patience with me, I’m from the 1900’s
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Kristi ✨ @mskristi5.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
You’ll never see a post from me disrespecting John Calipari. I appreciate all he did for Kentucky.
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Kristi ✨ @mskristi5.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
Look who’s in Kelly Craft’s seats today 🙄 #BBN
Photo of Ron DeSantis court side at a Kentucky game
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Kristi ✨ @mskristi5.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
My lil fireworks show, thanks neighbors. Happy New Year Skeeters 🫶🏼 *Does anyone worry if any of those bangs are gunshots or is that just in my neighborhood?
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Kristi ✨ @mskristi5.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
He’s asleep in my bed like a little cutie. My ass woke up bright eyed and bushy tailed at 7 AM
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Kristi ✨ @mskristi5.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
I don’t think you people realize I’m so in love with my man. My man. My man.
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Eldritch Racasner 🎃🕷️ @velodus.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
This is so cool
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