Mommy Long Legs @msheatherbeaver.bsky.social · 2hAnd suffocate them in their own skin. I was like LANDON! I mean good for you for speaking up but maybe not so graphic. 🤣🤦🏻♀️ Then he was like and my aunt said she would burn our house down with us inside. 🤷🏻♀️ 040
Mommy Long Legs @msheatherbeaver.bsky.social · 2hI had brunch with my nephew before I cut his hair and I asked him what his Frats conversation around Cornell has been and he told me they had a speaker come in this last week for chapter. And he then he told them that if he finds out of any of them do that to a woman he will skin them at the waist 150
Mommy Long Legs @msheatherbeaver.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Everyone tell Betty Happy 13th Birthday! (Send treats) 5160
Reposted by Mommy Long LegsMommy Long Legs @msheatherbeaver.bsky.social · 06/10/2026People with vaginas, get your Pap smears! 151
Mommy Long Legs @msheatherbeaver.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I really wish I had some pumpkin to make some pumpkin bread right now. 020
Mommy Long Legs @msheatherbeaver.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Did I give her the cutest blond bob before it MIGHT fall out, of course I did! 030
Mommy Long Legs @msheatherbeaver.bsky.social · 06/10/2026People with vaginas, get your Pap smears! 151
Mommy Long Legs @msheatherbeaver.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Today has been a doozy. No choir for me tonight because I’m already in a mood. My last client just had to have an emergency hysterectomy because they found cervical cancer. She starts radiation and chemo next week. 150
Mommy Long Legs @msheatherbeaver.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Oh lord… I told my Dad to download Life 360 because he texted me asking where Kylen was at. Then he sends me the link to add me. Absolutely not. 070
Mommy Long Legs @msheatherbeaver.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Gonna keep it at the salon behind my shampoo bowl 🤣 120
Mommy Long Legs @msheatherbeaver.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Did I take my melatonin once or twice? I guess we are about to find out 010
Mommy Long Legs @msheatherbeaver.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I knew what you meant. Just being funny 😬😳 010
Reposted by Mommy Long LegsFLAVOR FLAV ⏰ @flavorflav.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Newest Super Group,,, FLAVOR DAVES,!! #DaveMatthews #DaveGrohl #FooFighters 1656624952
Mommy Long Legs @msheatherbeaver.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Not young med student checking back in after 2 1/2 months of being silent… 030
Mommy Long Legs @msheatherbeaver.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I was falsely reported for CSAM. And of course you can’t talk to anyone. 100
Mommy Long Legs @msheatherbeaver.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Yep! Lost all my shit on both IG and Facebook. It fucking sucks. 100
Mommy Long Legs @msheatherbeaver.bsky.social · 03/10/2026My sister said the teachers at her school work on them in their break room. Probably better to work on with friends 010
Reposted by Mommy Long LegsMommy Long Legs @msheatherbeaver.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Welp I saw AAWM last night and I think it might be back on at a much slower pace. 121
Mommy Long Legs @msheatherbeaver.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Heather, why have you been kinda MIA?? This bitch 190
Mommy Long Legs @msheatherbeaver.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I need yall to know the soup I made last night is amazing. Also I had an amazing 3 hr nap. 080
Mommy Long Legs @msheatherbeaver.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Welp I saw AAWM last night and I think it might be back on at a much slower pace. 121
Mommy Long Legs @msheatherbeaver.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Once again I finished all 4 of my styles way before they needed to be ready 010
Mommy Long Legs @msheatherbeaver.bsky.social · 02/10/2026She is tall! And I am short but not quite that much difference 120
Mommy Long Legs @msheatherbeaver.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Is there a point in washing my hair tonight? 020
Mommy Long Legs @msheatherbeaver.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Also, I’m not THAT short. I was sitting on my cutting stool. 260
