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✨mother of eevees✨

@xdrakarysz.bsky.social
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k | 33 | 🩷💜💙 | she/her/cactus | a hot nerd™️ sports, corgis, shit posts, public health, etc. don’t be creepy, i will be mean and will block you. #sicem #beardown linktr.ee/drakarysz

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✨mother of eevees✨ @xdrakarysz.bsky.social · 4h
MRI results are in, just throw me in the trash
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✨mother of eevees✨ @xdrakarysz.bsky.social · 5h
Barves
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✨mother of eevees✨ @xdrakarysz.bsky.social · 5h
let’s ride
Baked Brie, garlic crostinis, prosciutto
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✨mother of eevees✨ @xdrakarysz.bsky.social · 6h
Motherfucker
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✨mother of eevees✨ @xdrakarysz.bsky.social · 7h
Me to my parents: yam gonna use your house as an art studio to paint a yeti cooler Parents: have you ever painted a cooler like that? Me: nope but I have a lot of free time and audacity
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✨mother of eevees✨ @xdrakarysz.bsky.social · 7h
@ barves if you win the series, this will be mine
Powder blue braves crew neck sweatshirt
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✨mother of eevees✨ @xdrakarysz.bsky.social · 8h
me and my marg are ready for the barves
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✨mother of eevees✨ @xdrakarysz.bsky.social · 12h
I yam going to document every weird/creepy/strange interaction I have with men for a week
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✨mother of eevees✨ @xdrakarysz.bsky.social · 13h
Got all the metal back inside my body after my MRI dw
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✨mother of eevees✨ @xdrakarysz.bsky.social · 14h
Yes I do know how much sodium is in a liquid iv, I have hyponatremia leaf me alone
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 15h
Not my elder millennial ass getting emotional at 8:30 am watching this
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✨mother of eevees✨ @xdrakarysz.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Highly recommend taking pics of yourself covered in fake blood
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✨mother of eevees✨ @xdrakarysz.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Dw I got all the fake blood off me
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✨mother of eevees✨ @xdrakarysz.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Hahaha fuck off
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✨mother of eevees✨ @xdrakarysz.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Holy shit what
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✨mother of eevees✨ @xdrakarysz.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Be nice to my son HSK
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✨mother of eevees✨ @xdrakarysz.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Screamed “you dump turnip” for doing a bad ABS challenge, yam officially a baseball fan 🤠
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✨mother of eevees✨ @xdrakarysz.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It’s so hard being a trinket girlie when cleaning
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Liz Climo @lizclimo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Bear and rabbit are using a ouija board. A tint ghost appears above it. Rabbit says “OMG, a ghost!” Bear says “Aw, it’s so small” and the tiny ghost says “I used to be a mouse”
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Catherynne M. Valente @catvalente.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I don’t care where you started out on the political spectrum If your kid comes out as trans & you don’t become a rainbow-clad, parade-cheering ally & rock-solid supportive girl/boy/enby dad/mom? You were never a parent at all You were a doll collector furious they didn’t stay in their packaging.
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✨mother of eevees✨ @xdrakarysz.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Yam charging myself like a Nokia cellphone and drinking wine like a normal 33yo adult
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✨mother of eevees✨ @xdrakarysz.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Explaining to my hopeless romantic friend why I’m emotionally unavailable and her just going ☹️
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✨mother of eevees✨ @xdrakarysz.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Guess the falcons took offense to this
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✨mother of eevees✨ @xdrakarysz.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
NFC South is the ACC
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✨mother of eevees✨ @xdrakarysz.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
cab sav and spicy rigatoni? yes pls
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✨mother of eevees✨ @xdrakarysz.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The falcons playing on Monday night is a humiliation ritual for Atlanta
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✨mother of eevees✨ @xdrakarysz.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Listen do you wanna be in cahoots with me or not? Don’t ask questions
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In Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Steve is getting his Halloween ducks in order.
Short description: Steve the otter peeks out from beneath a bright green blanket onto a row of six rubber ducks dressed in Halloween costumes (a skeleton, Frankenstein, a bat, a witch holding a pumpkin, a red devil, and a white duck).  
Baked-in text: The white rubber duck is labeled “BOO.”
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✨mother of eevees✨ @xdrakarysz.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I love my lorge son TMac
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✨mother of eevees✨ @xdrakarysz.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I would like to say I watched and paid attention to the whole braves game you’re welcome
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✨mother of eevees✨ @xdrakarysz.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
normal about baseball here
FUCK MY ASS AND BALLS AND
COCK
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✨mother of eevees✨ @xdrakarysz.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
squildren touchdown again!
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Damn, hit ‘em with the lookback
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✨mother of eevees✨ @xdrakarysz.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Just a happy lil loaf
Corgi on the grass with a ball
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✨mother of eevees✨ @xdrakarysz.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Genuinely how did they lose this game???
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✨mother of eevees✨ @xdrakarysz.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Ah pac12 after dark; we’ve missed you
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✨mother of eevees✨ @xdrakarysz.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Both my Alma maters are winning and one of them is beating the breaks off my Alma mater’s in state rival life is amazing 🐻⬇️🐻
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✨mother of eevees✨ @xdrakarysz.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
🐻🐻🐻
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✨mother of eevees✨ @xdrakarysz.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Oh fuck off you stupid forks
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✨mother of eevees✨ @xdrakarysz.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
this is why we shouldn’t perceive the big12 orphanage
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
that's my insane coach
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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 04/10/2026
Folks the Cocks just can't stop finishing too soon
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
INDIANA JONES AND THE LAST CRUSADE (1989)
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Jay Arnold @jayarnold.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Shout out rain
Post by @TAMUPolice

MIP. Aggie Park. Saw officer and tried to hide his beer. Officer's ticket book was too damaged from rain. Verbal warning issued. #BTHOarkansas
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 04/10/2026
TOTALLY NORMAL SIZED CANNON
The Purdue cannon it’s totally normal sized
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RedditCFB @redditcfb.com · 04/10/2026
North Dakota State blanks Wyoming, 28-0, in their first home MW game.
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spookily scarily pitt girl 👻🎃👻 @opg.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I am a dumb bitch with terrible taste

I will never change 

I will never improve 

That is a promise
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✨mother of eevees✨ @xdrakarysz.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
happy Saturday + margs
All the screens with spots
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✨mother of eevees✨ @xdrakarysz.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
it was actually spooptober 2 yesterday and no one told me
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SpatialKimtamine @kimmalien.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I’ve decided to put myself out there (in the dumpster)
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