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Mrs Tales (🇬🇧) @mrstales.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Just popping in to say that I'm going on an extended hiatus while I sort some stuff out. Take care of yourselves and lots of love - you folks are wonderful. ❤️

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Mrs Tales (🇬🇧) @mrstales.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

The next few weeks are going to be a difficult time for me (iykyk) & I might well retreat into my shell and not be around on the timeline or in DMs. Already feeling a bit that way tbh. No need for concern. Will be back towards the end of August. Look after yourselves xxx

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Mrs Tales (🇬🇧) @mrstales.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

Higgs Boson walks into a catholic church. Priest says "Get out, you're not welcome here", Higgs Boson replies "Ok, if you're sure, but without me there can be no mass"

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Mrs Tales (🇬🇧) @mrstales.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

So I've not been around here so much because - in an exciting new development - 🍍 real life is starting to open up for me. And I feel I'm in a much better place now to manage all that comes with the sexy fun. Yay me! 😎 However...

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Mrs Tales (🇬🇧) @mrstales.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

metro.co.uk/2023/08/11/t... "The one thing I wish I had known, or that someone had pre-warned me about, is that you might experience feelings of loneliness..." Stumbled across this article...wish I'd found it years ago. I felt *so* lonely in the swinging world as a solo...

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This is the one thing I wish I'd been told before going to a sex club

When you’re a single person in a sea of couples, you might have an incredible time… for a while.

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Mrs Tales (🇬🇧) @mrstales.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

Just back from a lovely time with @darthquiz.bsky.social - cannot believe he'd got to his 50s without going in a hot tub!! 😱

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Mrs Tales (🇬🇧) @mrstales.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

Date went pretty well, I think. Wouldn't let me buy a round. Conversation flowed. Excellent kisser. Also called me "witty, intelligent and gorgeous" in my veri, so clearly a man of excellent taste. 😉 Watch this space...😈

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Mrs Tales (🇬🇧) @mrstales.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

Date night with a new gentleman. Wish me luck...

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Mrs Tales (🇬🇧) @mrstales.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

Disappointing when someone you've been getting on well with suddenly deletes their account and disappears. I did think they were too good to be true, so not devastated, but it's annoying all the same.

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Mrs Tales (🇬🇧) @mrstales.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

Turned over to Top Gun and it's the volleyball scene. 😈 Happy Mrs Tales!

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Mrs Tales (🇬🇧) @mrstales.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Had a bloody brilliant time last night at the social! 😍 Fears proved unfounded, met a lot of lovely people (and existing friends too) and had a lot of lovely snogs. Was also motorboated. 🤣 Made some interesting connections for the future too... 😈

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Mrs Tales (🇬🇧) @mrstales.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

Swinger social this evening. Entirely new crowd. Somewhat bricking it...😬 Please send courage and sucky-in underwear.

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Mrs Tales (🇬🇧) @mrstales.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

In a change to the scheduled programming, am heading to a swingers' social on Saturday night with @notthatdoctor.bsky.social Short notice, so no chance to get to know people in the chat. Puts us at a disadvantage really. Also [whispers] everyone is so young...😱

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Melody Rainne 🩷💜💙 @starshinepoetry.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

the tales that the mouse who lives in my walls must tell at her knitting group with all the crafter mice from the neighbourhood the giggles they must have over dandelion tea and sweet cake crumbs "they were doing that thing again with the bright flash and much laughter kept me up all night it did"

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Mrs Tales (🇬🇧) @mrstales.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Damn. So close. 5 mins from full time. 🙁 Damn good team, Argentina though. Cannot deny that.

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Mrs Tales (🇬🇧) @mrstales.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

A throwback for #HumpDay but I promise I'm still just as bootilicious... 😉

A moodily lit slightly side-on view of my arse, emerging from underneath a long royal blue top. It is very round and plumptious.

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Mrs Tales (🇬🇧) @mrstales.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

Dammit. I was in a pretty good mood earlier, but the sexless marriage blues are hitting hard tonight. It's not just the lack of sex and passion, it's the lack of intimacy that hurts. Especially when you love each other as much as ever. 😔

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Rob @robosullivan.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

The Miss Congeniality "perfect date" meme where William Shatner says yhe perfect date is "
That's a tough one. I'd have to say April 25th.
Because its not too hot and not too cold.
All you need is a light jacket".

It has been edited to say October 25th and a rain jacket. Also Rob's head is superimposed over Shatners

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Chaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

we do not neede no Gen A.I. tooles we do not neede no thoughte control

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Mrs Tales (🇬🇧) @mrstales.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

Will exchange sexual favours for hot tub access. Apply within.

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Art of Nude @artsex.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

#HelmutNewton #erotic #blackandwhite #nude Helmut Newton (1920-2004) Berlin Nude 1977

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Bernie Banter @berniebanter.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

Why say ‘Icebox Billionaire’ when ‘Fridge Magnate’ is right there?

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Mrs Tales (🇬🇧) @mrstales.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

My new Swinghub hobby for shits and giggles is sending winks to the most unfeasibly ripped and beautiful men, and seeing if they wink back. 😄 Surprisingly, a fair few do, though I ascribe this to them being utter tarts rather than anything to do with me. (No, am not fishing...

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Mrs Tales (🇬🇧) @mrstales.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

Lunching outside in the shade, as my data doesn't work in my office and I can't use the office WiFi for my, um, hobbies! 😄

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Mrs Tales (🇬🇧) @mrstales.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

I err more towards kink, albeit not the extreme end. I have a fuckit list to work through! But there's nothing whatsoever wrong with vanilla! It's yummy! 😍 Wondering though where threesomes etc fall? Are they vanilla if only "vanilla" things happen? Or not because numbers? 🤔

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Ash @queerash.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Ron Schwerin - The Fan (1988)

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Mrs Tales (🇬🇧) @mrstales.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

That's my slaving over a hot computer finished for the day. Thank fuck. Why do people talk so bloody much in meetings?

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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Bringing one of the best tweets of all time over to Bluesky in honour of the Three Lions QF victory

TODAY IS GONNA BE THE DAY THAT THEY'RE GONNA THROW IT BACK TO YOU-
BUY NOW! HUMMUS AND A
WOW!!
EXTRA LARGE FALAFEL MEAL FOR 2!!!

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Microplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

commiserations to the norwegians, who will have to console themselves with living in a rich social democracy where everyone is the most beautiful person alive and the right to take two annual ski vacations is written into the constitution

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Mrs Tales (🇬🇧) @mrstales.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Teuchel was right. We got lucky. Great result yes - but we need to move up a gear...

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Mrs Tales (🇬🇧) @mrstales.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Holy fuck. Not elegant, but we'll take it!

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Mrs Tales (🇬🇧) @mrstales.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

Everyone ready for the match later? I am! 😏 #WorldCup #NorwayvEngland #EnglandvNorway #Football #England   #England🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 #WorldCup2026 #ComeOnEngland

Mrs Tales' big beautiful boobs, cradled in her arms. She's painted an England flag on her right breast, because three lions were beyond her artistic skills, quite frankly. 😄

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Mrs Tales (🇬🇧) @mrstales.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

Just got this and felt it deserved an immediate reply. The short answer is yes, I would. If you're asking whether someone having muscular dystrophy would put me off, the answer is no. I expect it might give me pause for thought from a practical viewpoint... cont.

NGL: would you ever consider having some naughty fun with a guy who has muscular dystrophy?

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Mrs Tales (🇬🇧) @mrstales.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

These must have come in late...I've answered why I don't show my face etc before. Essentially it boils down to: society shames women for expressing their sexuality; work wouldn't like it; my in-laws definitely wouldn't like it and to protect myself from possibke stalkers. Cont.

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Mrs Tales (🇬🇧) @mrstales.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

A sadly vanilla weekend approaches. Absolutely zero shenanigans expected. 😔 Disappointing, but on the other hand, the last few weekends have been *a lot*. Online shenanigans only for the moment, then. In other news: there's an obsession with my arse in my NGLs...🤔

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Mrs Tales (🇬🇧) @mrstales.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

What I *meant* to post yesterday before getting distracted by Pinot Grigio & groping, was that I finally had my physio assessment for my tummy. The bad news: I was right, I *have* got diastasis recti & it runs the *entire* length of my abdomen. Hence the awful pregnant bulge ☹️

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Emily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

I just think when you’re hot and tired and have been for a week you should be allowed to log off your email job and sit on the sofa/bed in your pants or naked in a bath of ice and scroll Instagram until you nod off and drop your phone on your face.

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