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Mrs Tales (🇬🇧) @mrstales.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Just popping in to say that I'm going on an extended hiatus while I sort some stuff out. Take care of yourselves and lots of love - you folks are wonderful. ❤️

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Mrs Tales (🇬🇧) @mrstales.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

The next few weeks are going to be a difficult time for me (iykyk) & I might well retreat into my shell and not be around on the timeline or in DMs. Already feeling a bit that way tbh. No need for concern. Will be back towards the end of August. Look after yourselves xxx

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Mrs Tales (🇬🇧) @mrstales.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

Basically to test regularly, have open conversations about sexual health, use condoms ofc and go see the local sexual health clinic to chat things through with a nurse.

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Mrs Tales (🇬🇧) @mrstales.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

Higgs Boson walks into a catholic church. Priest says "Get out, you're not welcome here", Higgs Boson replies "Ok, if you're sure, but without me there can be no mass"

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Mrs Tales (🇬🇧) @mrstales.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

Thann you, lovely sexy people! 😘😘

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Mrs Tales (🇬🇧) @mrstales.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

I have questions about the lifestyle & sexual health. How it's best managed & risks reduced. I'm developing my approach, but could you help a girl out and spam me with any helpful web pages, podcasts etc you know of? Preferably ones that won't scare the bejaysus out of me...

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Mrs Tales (🇬🇧) @mrstales.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

So I've not been around here so much because - in an exciting new development - 🍍 real life is starting to open up for me. And I feel I'm in a much better place now to manage all that comes with the sexy fun. Yay me! 😎 However...

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Mrs Tales (🇬🇧) @mrstales.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

...but it took me time to realise it - & that it wasn't sustainable for me. Am in a couple now ofc & think I'm a more robust, wiser person. But I'd still be v. wary about going solo if circumstances changed. Not for the faint-hearted. I admire the strength of those who go solo.

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Mrs Tales (🇬🇧) @mrstales.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

metro.co.uk/2023/08/11/t... "The one thing I wish I had known, or that someone had pre-warned me about, is that you might experience feelings of loneliness..." Stumbled across this article...wish I'd found it years ago. I felt *so* lonely in the swinging world as a solo...

metro.co.uk

This is the one thing I wish I'd been told before going to a sex club

When you’re a single person in a sea of couples, you might have an incredible time… for a while.

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Mrs Tales (🇬🇧) @mrstales.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

Just back from a lovely time with @darthquiz.bsky.social - cannot believe he'd got to his 50s without going in a hot tub!! 😱

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Mrs Tales (🇬🇧) @mrstales.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

Date went pretty well, I think. Wouldn't let me buy a round. Conversation flowed. Excellent kisser. Also called me "witty, intelligent and gorgeous" in my veri, so clearly a man of excellent taste. 😉 Watch this space...😈

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Mrs Tales (🇬🇧) @mrstales.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

Date night with a new gentleman. Wish me luck...

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Mrs Tales (🇬🇧) @mrstales.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

"God only gives special children to special parents" Completely shuts down and invalidates how those struggling parents might feel.

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Mrs Tales (🇬🇧) @mrstales.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

Disappointing when someone you've been getting on well with suddenly deletes their account and disappears. I did think they were too good to be true, so not devastated, but it's annoying all the same.

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Mrs Tales (🇬🇧) @mrstales.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

Turned over to Top Gun and it's the volleyball scene. 😈 Happy Mrs Tales!

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Mrs Tales (🇬🇧) @mrstales.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Also may have ticked something off the fuckit list in the early hours of the morning in the grounds of a nearby castle... 😈 Unfortunately @notthatdoctor.bsky.social and I were discovered in flagrante by a group of giggly local youths...they did have the decency to say sorry though! 🙈🤣

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Mrs Tales (🇬🇧) @mrstales.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

This is a great photo but - as a work in progress myself - I *really* appreciate the acknowledgement that for most of us, this takes time and effort.

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Mrs Tales (🇬🇧) @mrstales.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Thanks for all the pep talks, good wishes and ego-boosting. Feeling supremely sexy and wonderful today. Dopamine high, no doubt!

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Mrs Tales (🇬🇧) @mrstales.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Had a bloody brilliant time last night at the social! 😍 Fears proved unfounded, met a lot of lovely people (and existing friends too) and had a lot of lovely snogs. Was also motorboated. 🤣 Made some interesting connections for the future too... 😈

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Mrs Tales (🇬🇧) @mrstales.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

Actually joking about the sucky-in underwear. Way too hot!

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Mrs Tales (🇬🇧) @mrstales.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

Swinger social this evening. Entirely new crowd. Somewhat bricking it...😬 Please send courage and sucky-in underwear.

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Mrs Tales (🇬🇧) @mrstales.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

How can they possibly know for millennials or even Gen X? We're not done yet!

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Mrs Tales (🇬🇧) @mrstales.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

In a change to the scheduled programming, am heading to a swingers' social on Saturday night with @notthatdoctor.bsky.social Short notice, so no chance to get to know people in the chat. Puts us at a disadvantage really. Also [whispers] everyone is so young...😱

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Mrs Tales (🇬🇧) @mrstales.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

Look at beautiful sexy you! 😍😘

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Melody Rainne 🩷💜💙 @starshinepoetry.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

the tales that the mouse who lives in my walls must tell at her knitting group with all the crafter mice from the neighbourhood the giggles they must have over dandelion tea and sweet cake crumbs "they were doing that thing again with the bright flash and much laughter kept me up all night it did"

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Mrs Tales (🇬🇧) @mrstales.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Damn. So close. 5 mins from full time. 🙁 Damn good team, Argentina though. Cannot deny that.

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Mrs Tales (🇬🇧) @mrstales.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

A throwback for #HumpDay but I promise I'm still just as bootilicious... 😉

A moodily lit slightly side-on view of my arse, emerging from underneath a long royal blue top. It is very round and plumptious.

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Mrs Tales (🇬🇧) @mrstales.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

That's obscenely hot. Climate change in ab form!

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Mrs Tales (🇬🇧) @mrstales.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

No, I get that. But I know enough people well enough to know that most aren't faking it. Sorry, I'm still feeling really empty today. I need to work on my self-esteem and self-worth. It really is in tatters atm, for various reasons. I was doing so well, too. 😕

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