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Mark Rotteveel

@mrotteveel.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy
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Software developer, Nerd, whatever... In the habit of going off on a tangent. 🌉 bridged from ⁂ mstdn.social/@mrotteveel, follow @ap.brid.gy to interact

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Laurie Voss @seldo.alpaca.gold.ap.brid.gy · 27/09/2026
Good thing all this unauthorized computer access is somehow not illegal and magically nobody is criminally liable for it or it would be really expensive and professionally damaging! www.axios.com/2026/09/26/openai-ant…
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Mark Rotteveel @mrotteveel.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 23/09/2026
I think someone in my street doesn't appreciate how my upstairs neighbours park their bikes, so decided to passive-aggressively park them in front of *my* door.
View from a doorway to outside; three bikes are parked in front of it (with some room to walk out)
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Laurie Voss @seldo.alpaca.gold.ap.brid.gy · 16/09/2026
Fuck yeah, that's how you do it. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/se…
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All supporting acts withdraw from Ed Sheeran’s tour in solidarity with Macklemore
Three openers and live band for Sheeran’s tour depart after removal of Macklemore over ‘free Palestine’ comments
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JonaLendering @jonalendering.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 15/09/2026
Een Nationaal Archief is, zoals de naam al aangeeft, het archief van de natie. Het heeft dus een openbare taak, die vooral vergroot moet worden (open access!). In plaats daarvan wil men de publieke taken afstoten en dat is onacceptabel. Ik beveel deze petitie met klem bij u aan […]
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Anna Lighthouse Emoji @venite.mastodon.nl.ap.brid.gy · 11/09/2026
Non-Dutch friends often ask me how it’s possible that everyone has a bike here. It’s very easy. You just try a few of your friends’ bikes, then pick the one you like best, take a cutting, and grow it to the size you prefer. #cycling
Three Dutch style bikes in a rack, overgrown with vines and leaves
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MꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
A man in a face covering talks to another man who is looking disappointedly at a small box he is holding. Man 1 “What's that?”. Man 2 “Baklava. I misread the WhatsApp”
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stib @stib.aus.social.ap.brid.gy · 29/08/2026
Me too, little metal peeps, me too
three pieces of steel that have been drilled and countersunk so that the pareidolia kicks in and they look like three shocked faces
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Bert Hubert NL 🇺🇦🇪🇺🇺🇦 @bert-hubert.mastodon.nl.ap.brid.gy · 28/08/2026
Technisch expert en oud-toezichthouder Bert Hubert is daarom kritisch. ‘De wet staat vol met nieuwe bevoegdheden en schaalt de toetsing en toezicht enorm af.’ Hubert hekelt de PR rond de nieuwe wet, die ‘Wet bescherming nationale veiligheid door de inlichtingen- en veiligheidsdiensten’ moet gaan […]
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Mark Rotteveel @mrotteveel.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 21/08/2026
I'm happy to announce the release of Jaybird 6.0.6 and Jaybird 5.0.13. See lawinegevaar.nl/firebird/jaybird_6.… for more information #firebird #jaybird #JDBC #java
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Jaybird 6.0.6 and Jaybird 5.0.13 released
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Mark Rotteveel @mrotteveel.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 12/08/2026
Interesting bug in JetBrains Youtrack (the original titles have @EventListener) @jetbrains
Fragment of IntelliJ release notes, incorrectly showing "@Roman Platonov":

Full text:
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Bug 	IDEA-391963 	Spring: "Inapplicable @Roman Platonov for early application events" inspection misses the classes=/value= attribute form
Bug 	IDEA-391964 	Spring: "Inapplicable @Roman Platonov for early application events" warning text is factually wrong for ApplicationContextInitializedEvent/ApplicationPreparedEvent
Feature 	IDEA-374141 	Spring: show warning for @EventListeners for some application events
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Marcel Waldvogel @marcel.waldvogel.family.ap.brid.gy · 06/08/2026
It is so easy to create an impressive-looking piece of software. But it apparently is much easier to create impressive-looking security holes. And deal with them embarrassingly. bobdahacker.com/blog/tldv-hack
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tl;dv (Too Lazy; Didn't Validate): 181,874 Meetings Left Wide Open
How a missing Firestore security rule on tl;dv exposed 181,874 meetings from 84,312 users across 35,003 domains, including live calls I could join uninvited, and how six months of disclosure got me nothing but seen receipts.
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Jürgen Hubert @juergen-hubert.mementomori.social.ap.brid.gy · 24/07/2026
I hate #AIScrapers _so_ much. stephenfollows.com/p/what-just-happ…
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What happened to TheNumbers.com
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Mark Rotteveel @mrotteveel.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 26/07/2026
This and last week, the nearest mini library was a treasure trove of classic scifi.
Book cover. Arthur C. Clarke - 2001: A Space Odyssey - The City and the Stars - The Deep Range - A fall of Moondust - Rendezvous with Rama - followed by a picture of a space ship (look a bit like a bird or dragon), and the text Complete & Unabridged.Covers of two books:

First: H.G. Wells - The Time Machine - The Island of Dr. Moreau - The invisibile Man - The First Men in the Moon - The Food of the Gods - In the Days of the Comet - The War of the Worlds - Complete & Unabridged

Second: John Wyndham - The Day of the Triffids - The Kraken Wakes - The Chrysalis - The Seeds of Time - Trouble With Lichen - The Midwich Cuckoos - followed by an image of lichen - Complete & Unabridged
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Erik Uden 🚩 @erikuden.mastodon.de.ap.brid.gy · 09/07/2026
A screenshot of a threads post showing a picture of Count Binface by “natedaleymusic” reading:

I can’t lie. I’m hooked.

I just want to see just how well a joke candidate, with no real policies, a seemingly thin grip on reality, and who seems more concerned with being a talking point and making a farce of the democratic process than actually serving local residents, fares against Count Binface.
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praisetheteapot @praisetheteapot.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Op een website met rubberproducten. Ik gok dat het in het Engels “seals” was 🙃
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Marc van Oostendorp @fonolog.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 28/06/2026
Vacature voor een schoonmaker: "Zwabbertechnisch onderlegde teamspeler en boegbeeld van een universitaire vloer van de vijfde generatie: open, afneembaar, vlekonafhankelijk en gericht op het samen stof afnemen. Weet vanuit gezamenlijkheid en schurend vanuit verschillende perspectieven op basis […]
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Ge0rG @ge0rg.chaos.social.ap.brid.gy · 23/06/2026
From the "Pivot to woodworking" department #InfoSec #ShitPost #DevOps #Logs #VennDiagram
Venn diagram:
left: forest ranger
right: devops engineer
middle: looking for bugs in logs
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Karin @navifax.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 22/06/2026
Zolang jongemannen naast me in de trein blijven klagen over de hitte om in dezelfde adem te vertellen over hun o zo lekker goedkope vakantie op Tenerife (voor 60 euro heen en weer!) blijf ik wanhopen. Met uw welnemen.
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Mark Rotteveel @mrotteveel.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 21/06/2026
#kermit #phone #meme
Image of Kermit the Frog sitting in an office watching a smartphone in his hand, smirking (my interpretation). The image is captioned "Me waiting for my phone to stop ringing because I don't use it for that.
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argonaut @argonaut.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 10/06/2026
🤣 “Landmark German ruling declares Google's AI Overviews are Google's own words and makes it liable for false answers” 👍 “A German regional court has ruled that Google is directly liable for false claims in its AI-generated search overviews. “The court treated the AI overviews as Google's […]
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bontchev.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy @bontchev.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 09/06/2026
It's a good thing that the military photographer didn't disclose the location, otherwise foreign spies might have been able to determine where this happened...
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Djoerd Hiemstra 🍉 @djoerd.idf.social.ap.brid.gy · 05/06/2026
To conclude, I feel ashamed by the "AI and sustainability" strategy of the university, I cannot support it. The people that discussed the strategy missed two red flags. 🚩1: Some of our most talented professors object! A university strategy should be based on consensus. If your strategy is a […]
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Trish Greenhalgh @trishgreenhalgh.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Every summer I repost this article on how to spot drowning. Please read it and pass on. In the last few years I’ve had SIX messages from people who saved a kid’s life after clicking on the link from my feed. slate.com/technology/2...
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Drowning Doesn’t Look Like Drowning
Drowning is not the violent, splashing call for help that most people expect.
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Mark Rotteveel @mrotteveel.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 15/05/2026
Firebird External Table Generator (or ext-table-gen) version 3.0 is out. This versions adds support for binary floating point types (float and double precision), decimal floating point types (decfloat) and variable length string (varchar). Firebird External Table Generator is a tool to convert […]
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Mark Rotteveel @mrotteveel.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 15/05/2026
Mooie suggestie van LibreOffice als spellingcorrectie voor probleemoplossers: probleemoplosseks.
Screenshot van een testfragment in een tekstverwerker. Het woord "probleemoplossers" is rood onderlijnd. Een popup toon vier alternatieven: "probleemoplossets", "probleemoplosseks", "probleemoplossen" en "vervoersprobleem". Het woord "probleemoplosseks" is met de hand omcirkeld (in rood).
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Mark Rotteveel @mrotteveel.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 08/05/2026
Yesterday, I was gifted this by a good friend. She really knows me well :)
A rectangular ceramic tile, white glazed, with the handwritten text "UGH. PEOPLE." in black. The tile is on a wooden surface.
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Mark Rotteveel @mrotteveel.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 27/04/2026
My only concession to Koningsdag (Kingsday) today: an orange tompouce.
A picture of a desk with a plate with an orange tompouce and a fork. On the background there are two computer monitors, a keyboard and mouse. Also shown is needlepoint artwork with the text "Fuck it" and a (Effin' Birds) mug with the text "I bet this problem will go away if we have more fucking meetings" next to a black and white image of a duck (I think).
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Anna Lighthouse Emoji @venite.mastodon.nl.ap.brid.gy · 22/04/2026
Dit is Zoab de snelwegkabouter. Als je door een rood kruis rijdt komt hij ‘s nachts je autosleutels verstoppen en neemt hij al je schoenveters mee. #nietVoorNix
Gebreide kabouter in de kleuren van Rijkswaterstaat: geel met blauwe strepen. Hij heeft een witte baard en neus en een oranje-wit gestreepte pilon als muts.
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Indio Gringo ® @paninid.mastodon.world.ap.brid.gy · 22/04/2026
Indeed.
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Laurie Voss @seldo.alpaca.gold.ap.brid.gy · 16/04/2026
Do you think Trump remembers that he invaded Venezuela and had some plans for it or has he just moved on?
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Niki @nikitonsky.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 08/04/2026
People pulling a locomotive and not the other way around is a perfect metaphor of LLM-assisted coding From bsky.app/profile/yurikrupenin.bsky.…
ClickHouse post: We use coding agents in ClickHouse, and they are a great tool for certain scenarios. ClickHouse itself is the primary component for agentic analytic... Show more

illustrated by a picture where people pull a locomotive
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Rijkswaterstaat Verkeersinfo @rwsverkeersinfo.social.overheid.nl.ap.brid.gy · 02/04/2026
Het wegleiden van een te hoge vrachtwagen gaat niet zonder slag(boom) of stoot. Helaas moet de Schipholtunnel (#A4) regelmatig dicht omdat een chauffeur de waarschuwingen heeft genegeerd. De afhandeling hiervan kost, vooral tijdens de drukke momenten, veel tijd.
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Mark Rotteveel @mrotteveel.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 27/03/2026
I have just released Jaybird 6.0.5 and Jaybird 5.0.12. Jaybird is the JDBC driver for the Firebird database system. See lawinegevaar.nl/firebird/jaybird_6.… for details #firebird #jdbc #java #jaybird
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Jaybird 6.0.5 and Jaybird 5.0.12 released
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Colin McMillen @colin-mcmillen.piaille.fr.ap.brid.gy · 22/03/2026
Allow me to introduce #MLL coding, the counterpart to #LLM vibe coding. MLL (Manual Labor of Love) coding allows one to spend more time doing a thing, and lets one get better, faster, and 100% understood code.
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Mark Rotteveel @mrotteveel.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 05/03/2026
Bit the bullet and switched my main desktop from Windows 11 to Bazzite (i.e. Linux). I haven't figured everything out yet, but my mail (Thunderbird) is working with my 25+ year archive of mails, as are some games. Tomorrow, I'll find out how things are with development and running Firebird for […]
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Jennifer 🍄 @jenyetagain.beige.party.ap.brid.gy · 09/02/2026
in 2017 a popular twitter game was to type a partial phrase then see what your phone auto-completes it with. this proved so popular that it is now the only business model in the US.
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Birol Akkuş @akkusb.eurosky.social · 01/03/2026
In Dubai woonachtige Westerse belastingontduikers, pardon belastingontwijkers, die nu geëvacueerd willen worden door hun Westerse thuislanden: sorry jongens, we hebben niet voldoende belastinggeld daarvoor.
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Mark Rotteveel @mrotteveel.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 22/02/2026
I've just released firebird-testcontainers-java 2.0.0, a library to easily start/stop and access a Firebird Docker container in a Java unit or integration test. For more information, see github.com/FirebirdSQL/firebird-tes… #Firebird #Java #JDBC #testcontainers
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GitHub - FirebirdSQL/firebird-testcontainers-java: Firebird-testcontainers-java is a module for Testcontainers.org to provide lightweight, throwaway instances of Firebird for JUnit tests.
Firebird-testcontainers-java is a module for Testcontainers.org to provide lightweight, throwaway instances of Firebird for JUnit tests. - FirebirdSQL/firebird-testcontainers-java
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Mark Rotteveel @mrotteveel.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 21/02/2026
I just released decimal-java 2.0.1, github.com/FirebirdSQL/decimal-java…. Decimal-java is a library to convert java.math.BigDecimal to and from IEEE-754r (IEEE-754-2008) decimal byte representations. Compared to decimal-java 2.0.0, this version adds JSpecify […]
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Fabio Manganiello @fabio.manganiello.eu.ap.brid.gy · 19/02/2026
Yes, the #EU has a lot of regulations. But remember that thanks to those regulations you can use a single USB-C cable that can charge anything, rather than 10 different connectors and adapters as it was common until 10-15 years ago. Remember that it’s thanks to those regulations if you no […]
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Ed @edcates.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 14/02/2026
Dear People Who Talk on Their Phone in Public Using Speaker Phone, What the hell is *wrong* with you? Sincerely, The General Public
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HP van Braam @hp.tmm.cx.ap.brid.gy · 12/02/2026
Not to brag, but if anthropic had paid me $20,000 and given me a month I'd also have been able to write them a very shitty C compiler.
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Mark Rotteveel @mrotteveel.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 22/01/2026
I have just released Jaybird 6.0.4 and Jaybird 5.0.11. Jaybird is the JDBC driver for the Firebird DBMS. See also lawinegevaar.nl/firebird/jaybird_6.… #jaybird #firebird #JDBC #java
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Jaybird 6.0.4 and Jaybird 5.0.11 released
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Mark Rotteveel @mrotteveel.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 22/01/2026
I'm trying to release Jaybird, and of course Maven Central is acting up again :( It has been stuck "Publishing" for the past 45 minutes.
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Miguel de Icaza ᯅ🍉 @migueldeicaza.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 10/01/2026
The original one did quote:
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Jordan Maris 🇪🇺 🇺🇦 #NAFO @jmaris.me · 08/01/2026
I often hear Americans & rich brits justify buying oversized, polluting vehicles by claiming they need them because they live in the "countryside". I call bullshit, Ladies and Gentlemen, allow me to introduce, the Citroen C15⬇
A Citroen C15 van
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Vee @veroniqueb99.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 12/12/2025
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