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Cranjis McBasketball

@mrmcbasketball.bsky.social
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Thoughts are my own, or not. Maybe a burner, maybe not. Retweets aren't endorsements, or maybe. In this post-truth world, I guess we're just saying anything. Why can't we all just have picnics, healthcare, and watch reality TV.

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Ingrid Burrington @lifewinning.com · 15/09/2026
a lot of my frustration with the LLM onslaught has in fact been disappointment at realizing how many people do just want to pretend (at work, creatively, interpersonally)
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
This is Donald Trump's homelife but in South Africa. I said it a million years ago and I'm saying it now. Trump & Musk are the same dude. Complete frauds who convinced a slice of Stupid Americans they were smart and shrewd and got the media to do all the work for them. That's why they get along
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
This is another example of testimonial ads pretending to be editorial. This is exactly the same play as the Marty Scorsese piece in the NYT loving AI. These are paid advertisements. At Eater, we got in trouble for writing ad entries in the same voice as our reporting and were ordered to stop
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Cranjis McBasketball @mrmcbasketball.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I think the NFL should make the QBs wear flags and they're the only players that get them. The NFL wants QBs in the game for ratings. There's no good way apparently to regulate QB hits apparently. This fixes it. Odds are most QBs will have their flags taken in the pocket.
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Cranjis McBasketball @mrmcbasketball.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
There should be ejections for this like in college.
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Cranjis McBasketball @mrmcbasketball.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
You're 2028 nominee ladies and gentleman
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Cranjis McBasketball @mrmcbasketball.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
TEACH TAPE FOR TELLING THE CHUDS TO SHUT THE FUCK UP
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 13/09/2026
Abdul El-Sayed: "Weijia, with all due respect, this is the third time you've asked about a Twitch streamer ... their whole game is to make us fight culture wars so that we don't pay attention to the fact the president has made $2.2 billion ... "
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Cranjis McBasketball @mrmcbasketball.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Chicago's hottest club is "WIDE OPEN," and begs the question "is the best defense a good offense?"
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Cranjis McBasketball @mrmcbasketball.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Chicago's hottest club is "WIDE OPEN," and begs the question "is the best defense a good offense?"
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Cranjis McBasketball @mrmcbasketball.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Idk if you know this, but I've officially announced my candidacy to be the QB for the Browns, and will resign immediately once there's someone statistically better than me drafted.
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Cranjis McBasketball @mrmcbasketball.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I should have drafted Chuck Bruce IYKYK
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Cranjis McBasketball @mrmcbasketball.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Every time I see Deshaun Watson, I hear the SNL "BREAK HIS FEMUR!" sketch
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Cranjis McBasketball @mrmcbasketball.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Celebrity Skeet (my wife): the opposite of locked in is knocked out
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Cranjis McBasketball @mrmcbasketball.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
That's all part of the PLAN!!
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Cranjis McBasketball @mrmcbasketball.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
It's just denial. Can't take any commentary that shows them as being the joke. El-Sayed tells chud that he doesn't know any ath-o-letes. Asks why president is billionaire while normies beg for crumbs.
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Cranjis McBasketball @mrmcbasketball.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I am officially letting everyone know, I have officially announced my candidacy for the starting Browns Quarterback. I promise to take a knee every snap, not get any massages, and quit as soon as someone statistically better than me is drafted.
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Cranjis McBasketball @mrmcbasketball.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Just letting everyone know, I have officially announced my candidacy for the starting Browns Quarterback. I promise to take a knee every snap, not get any massages, and quit as soon as someone statistically better than me is drafted.
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Cranjis McBasketball @mrmcbasketball.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I have officially announced my candidacy for the starting Browns Quarterback. I promise to take a knee every snap, not get any massages, and quit as soon as someone statistically better than me is drafted.
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Cranjis McBasketball @mrmcbasketball.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
BIG IF TRUE! You'll never believe what the REAL facts show!
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Cranjis McBasketball @mrmcbasketball.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Redzone absolutely fuels my ADHD. We live in the twilight of democracy right now, but it's so invigorating to focus on not paying any attention to Jaba the Hut's ooze on everything. Might just give me the edge I need to DROP OFF MY MAIL IN BALLOT AT MY LOCAL DROP BOX AND NOT THE USPS.
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Cranjis McBasketball @mrmcbasketball.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I've seen this before, but my new favorite word is PISS MISSLE. So much male whimsy to a phrase. I'd pay the FCC fine to the next announcer to bark it.
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Cranjis McBasketball @mrmcbasketball.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Baker just wants a challenge guys. It's all part of the plan.
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Cranjis McBasketball @mrmcbasketball.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I bought YouTube TV just for the SZN because RedZone kept crashing. I also live next to a mountain so can't get my bunny ears to do shit. The next politician to make TV accessible by the airwaves has my vote. Townships should offer antennae amplification
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Cranjis McBasketball @mrmcbasketball.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I bought YouTube TV just for the SZN because RedZone kept crashing. I also live next to a mountain so can't get my bunny ears to do shit. Thus far it's been great. The next politician to make TV accessible by the airwaves has my vote.
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🇨🇦 Drew Harris 🇨🇦 @ajharris.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
It blows my mind that these people are all about peptides but think mRNA is poison. My brother in Christ, wait until you find out where peptides come from
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Cranjis McBasketball @mrmcbasketball.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Gotta take my sewage run-off cold plunge before Sunday Night
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Cranjis McBasketball @mrmcbasketball.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I'm having rabid raccoon Sweet Breads during the late game.
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Cranjis McBasketball @mrmcbasketball.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I mixed my Creatine in my highlife, chased it with some Ozempic and then did a peptide snort, sucking the life out of a Zyn
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Cranjis McBasketball @mrmcbasketball.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Have a feeling that a bunch of teams are gonna relocate their franchises. We can't be the tax payers to pay for that.
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Cranjis McBasketball @mrmcbasketball.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Local rapist ruins everything #Browns
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 13/09/2026
arch manning has never chased the bus and that’s literally all the reason i need to hate somebody
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
What I love about this is we went through 8 months of The Nazi Rapist Oysterman understands Maine and you don't and we're right back at it again. 'Talarico isn't a Nazi', ok but he feels the need to throw trans people under the bus in the name of Winning Texas. How can you trust a guy like that
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Cranjis McBasketball @mrmcbasketball.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
All the people whining about how NFL Rookies shouldn't be able to go back to school, and shout the transfer portal shouldn't exist and NIL shouldn't exist, are the same people that want Trump a third term.
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Cranjis McBasketball @mrmcbasketball.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I love the sound of football in the background of total economic collapse!!!
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OK LET'S GO
YouTube video by Henry
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Philadelphia Inquirer @inquirer.com · 09/09/2026
Shania Bennett, the 26-year-old former director of youth engagement in Mayor Cherelle Parker’s administration, has announced she will challenge Parker for the Democratic nomination for mayor next year. 🔗 www.inquirer.com/politics/phi...
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Cranjis McBasketball @mrmcbasketball.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Repubs and Moderates out here saying that socialized medicine will ruin the quality of healthcare with longlines and shitty care. I've been using my insurance system to find a specialist in the Northeast for 50 minutes and counting. It's showing me doctors at buildings that have been demolished.
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Anonymous @youranoncentral.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Remember if they go low… you’ve got the high ground advantage, don’t let it go to waste.
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
So funny watching the media try to write 2000's era Grand Theft Auto Outrage articles now that the whole country is a casino run by murderers.
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
“.. an Nvidia-backed AI developer is renting computing capacity from an Nvidia-backed cloud provider, using an Nvidia-leased data center that will be filled with Nvidia’s hardware.” @barrons.com $NVDA www.barrons.com/articles/nvi...
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
not a big deal, the paper should just stop reporting things it sees and hears
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Cranjis McBasketball @mrmcbasketball.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I think Andy Cohen needs to push hard for the BRAVO news network were he just says the shit that's happening and then shows people receipts of the shit they said and watches them squirm.
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
www.whec.com/top-news/ny-... New York state now has a 75% excise tax on all nicotine products, such as zyns or nicorette etc.
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NY taxes on alternative nicotine products, like pouches or gum, begin Tuesday
New York State's tax on tobacco and nicotine products now applies to alternative nicotine products, like pouches or gum.
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Dr. Jack Brown @drjackbrown.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Thank you to the USPS whistleblower. May your courage be contagious.
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Cranjis McBasketball @mrmcbasketball.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Watching the #LoveIslandUSA reunion - gotta say that I don't feel comfortable that Andy Cohen has more spine than CNN, ABC, NYT WaPo, Dems and media. slapping these people in the face with the receipts.
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Congressman Don Beyer @beyer.house.gov · 01/09/2026
Thanks to the policies of Donald Trump and his Republican allies in Congress, the average family has had to spend an additional $3,800+ since Trump took office—on housing, energy costs, groceries, and health care. Trump's tariffs and his war with Iran aren't helping one bit.
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Oversight Dems @oversightdemocrats.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
The American people need to hear from USPS. Will Oversight Republicans hold a hearing on this blatant attempt to undermine free and fair elections? Or will they keep licking the boot of the Trump administration?
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
The Dem establishment is getting angry you're finally figuring out that they've been Republicans all along
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Cranjis McBasketball @mrmcbasketball.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
If this tech worked, I feel like they'd be using it in Iran.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
It's worse than that! They were fucking predicted! This is exactly what anyone with a brain working in that industry said was gonna happen. But fuck all if the media was ever gonna be honest with the voters and give those experts a platform to say it.
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