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Mr French Fries

@mrfrenchfries.bsky.social
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Green couch potato. Substitute comedian. Starve the bots.

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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 14h
Unabridged: The etymology of 'bucket list'
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Dirty Devotee @dirtydevotee.bsky.social · 13h
For those grousing they used "bucket list" prior to 2008, it is possible you are a Java/C++/Python programmer. Since the 1950s, "buckets" are individual units inside of a hash table. We use the variable name "bucket_list" for the entire primary array containing all the buckets. It is unrelated.
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Mr French Fries @mrfrenchfries.bsky.social · 7h
#skysky 🌌 🌬️ 🛡️
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Soylent Queen, Nuclear Sub-Basement Kid ☢️💣☣️🍄☁️ @soylentqueen.bsky.social · 10h
I made a digital stapler to throw at my #AI when “he” gets it wrong
Lavender colored swing line paper stapler
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Mr French Fries @mrfrenchfries.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It’s hard not to want a second or eleventh take to get the rhythm ‘right.’ It was easy to appreciate a filter that made the black ink look blue. #read #reading #readoutloud #liselmueller
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Mr French Fries @mrfrenchfries.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Oh look, it should be public access not free content for Googletube, but here #punks and #postpunk postal librarians: youtu.be/_n0TaRCw3lY
youtu.be
012 Asbestos Lead Asbestos
YouTube video by Jonathan Barnett
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Mr French Fries @mrfrenchfries.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
music.apple.com/us/album/asb... Don’t bother with any subscription music platforms. Use Googletube if you have to, just give this timecapsule a listen…
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Asbestos Lead Asbestos by The 012 on Apple Music
Song · 1983 · Duration 5:25
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RaiderLee 🏈 🇬🇧 🏟🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏏🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 IDIC🖖 Heghlu'meH QaQ jajvam 👤🪖🔫🎒 @raiderlee.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Nancy, being Nancy.
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Mr French Fries @mrfrenchfries.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
But seriously, go follow @fakesportsceleb.bsky.social and @chelchell.bsky.social because they’re people not just parasocial meme dumps.
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Network Sportsball Analyst @fakesportsceleb.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If you want to see for real what our dystopian future looks like go return your empty cans to the grocery store when the machines “temporarily close”
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Mr French Fries @mrfrenchfries.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
music.apple.com/us/album/met... We skipped church today because you can’t color inside the lines if spent all your ink on funerals and job promotions and sobriety and car maintenance. #punk #jesus #20thcentury #middleages
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Methodist Coloring Book by The Dead Milkmen on Apple Music
Song · 1990 · Duration 2:38
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Mr French Fries @mrfrenchfries.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
#reading #readoutloud to read it for the first time.
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Mr French Fries @mrfrenchfries.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
What world is this where video is as free as late 20th century poetry? Who could have seen it coming? #vocaltest #readoutloud
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Mr French Fries @mrfrenchfries.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
#voicetest #reading #readoutloud #immortality
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A Garbage Can @steakcityliars.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Wind howling through the wind
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Mr French Fries @mrfrenchfries.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Took a trip for my birthday about a month ago. #Nostalgia is a death trap but I want to talk about #arcades differently now that they’re museums…which basically makes them libraries.
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Brian Eno News @dark-shark.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
David Bowie & Brian Eno: The Outside Story in MUSICIAN November 1995 #interview www.moredarkthanshark.org/eno_int_musi...
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👻 L.T. Vargus, disgraced author👻 @ltvargus.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
the fall equinox really snuck up on me and now I haven’t even picked out which one of you I’m going to use as a human sacrifice to the old gods
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Network Sportsball Analyst @fakesportsceleb.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Today I was gifted a bag does anyone need any stuff put in a bag
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Mr French Fries @mrfrenchfries.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Verizon says Att can’t get us bloomscroll videos here. I said ‘how can I decide how to jump ahead in the #nightvale when it has, somehow, been enduring since before the 2012 webs?’
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Mr French Fries @mrfrenchfries.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
#bloomscrolling for the…flower lovers. 🌱 🕷️
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Brandon Bird @brandonbird.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Happy Jim Henson's Birthday
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Brandon Bird @brandonbird.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
If you would like a Columbo with "just one more thing" added, you can 1) sign up for my patreon at the $15+ level www.patreon.com/brandonbird or 2) buy a bigger $40 version through my store (will probably be capping orders on these soon): brandonbird.myshopify.com/collections/...
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Just One More Thing
This began life as a reward for my Patreon subscribers, but now non-subscribers have the chance to order a unique customized print of Columbo is just one more thing added. No two Columbos are the same...
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Brandon Bird @brandonbird.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
ICP (Insane Columbo Posse)
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Brandon Bird @brandonbird.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
C is for Columbo
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Mr French Fries @mrfrenchfries.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I don’t know how I’m going to separate this #bloomscroll account from the ragebait slog when something worse than Viruses is making me want to sequester with a VCR amid the hospice crowd. #ai #aislop #huggingface
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RaiderLee 🏈 🇬🇧 🏟🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏏🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 IDIC🖖 Heghlu'meH QaQ jajvam 👤🪖🔫🎒 @raiderlee.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Listen & smile.
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No Context Filmstrips @strippedcontext.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Image: 5149-07.jpg
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Mr French Fries @mrfrenchfries.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/7... I wonder what happened to that eldritch small town “radio” show…oh…about 15 years of catching up to do? #history #weekly
podcasts.apple.com
7 - History Week
Podcast Episode · Welcome to Night Vale · September 15, 2012 · 28m
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Mr French Fries @mrfrenchfries.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Sent this #bloomscroll to the little old ladies in my life…much to the amusement of the little old man who gets to keep telling passersby that it’s going to be purple. 🌵🌱💜 #gardensky #bloomscrolling
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Mr French Fries @mrfrenchfries.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
No one needs to debate whether #music can be a #bloomscroll so long as we only show a picture of what we’re listening to without pushing a preferred platform.
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Mr French Fries @mrfrenchfries.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Enough WiFi to store I mean ‘share’ a ‘long’ #video across multiple platforms? Across this library planet eating the tv castles? the #liselmueller #livereading
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𝕳𝖊𝖆𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖗 𝕸𝖆𝖍𝖑𝖊𝖗 @heathermahler.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Would you still love me if I were a worm? - Paul Atreides probably.
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Mr French Fries @mrfrenchfries.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
www.reddit.com/r/readwithme... Ya’ll. Books are supposed to be a bloomscroll. And. The AIslop is 110% the old media pimps terrified of a World Wide Web where even trollish ol’ Reddit shares tv and poetry in the same hand.
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From the readwithme community on Reddit: Lisel Mueller. Place and Time.
Explore this post and more from the readwithme community
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Mr French Fries @mrfrenchfries.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
music.apple.com/us/album/car... Mentioned in a #venturebrothers episode (in the context of having fallen off most radars) but it might count as a ‘still at it’ #playlist #bloomscroll
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Carry The Years Lightly by Jesus Jones on Apple Music
Song · 2026 · Duration 3:39
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Vox.halloween🕸️ @voxhallow.satan.social · 18/09/2026
like my posts or it's proof that you hate me!
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Mr French Fries @mrfrenchfries.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Ok. If even new Twitter can platform a three minute video? That means the poets won and the media pimps lost. #liselmueller #livereading
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Soylent Queen, Nuclear Sub-Basement Kid ☢️💣☣️🍄☁️ @soylentqueen.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Finally watched this dreadful movie: WEYLAND-YUTANI x SEPHORA OPI #ALIEN: RESURRECTION COLLECTION * Ripley No. 8 — Xenomorph Noir * Queen — Ovipositor Obsidian * Facehugger — Nude Ambush * Chestburster — Blood Orange Long-wearing. Acid-resistant. In space, no one can hear your cuticles scream.
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Mr French Fries @mrfrenchfries.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
My mother‘s younger brother, who raised me as much as mom and dad, recently lost his battle with cancer. He never lost his battle with #goodtaste, but I’m getting to know his secret love child, my new cousin, and she’s #sapphic so I need a funny way to offer first dibs.
My late uncle’s fake neon for fans of real cheesecake.
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Mr French Fries @mrfrenchfries.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Btw if this shows up in the feed of all those totally real people that liked my account so much they followed me before liking any of my posts? Go ahead and follow @soylentqueen.bsky.social because they #bloomscroll at least as much as they doomscroll 🤓
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🇬🇾🗽Sydette The Dreaded Gorgon🗽🇬🇾 @blackamazon.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
So @unbreaking.org has a dedicated page for federal data security…. unbreaking.org/issues/data-.... I am inviting everyone to look not just at the damage but at the places we can work….. These will be the concerns we need to fix
unbreaking.org
Data Security — Unbreaking
Documenting damage and resistance. Unflooding the zone.
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Soylent Queen, Nuclear Sub-Basement Kid ☢️💣☣️🍄☁️ @soylentqueen.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Poor Roadrunner is all wet after last night’s monsoon storm #birds #birdsky 🦉
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Soylent Queen, Nuclear Sub-Basement Kid ☢️💣☣️🍄☁️ @soylentqueen.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
A very wet Roadrunner drying out in the morning sun #birds #birdsky 🦉
A large spotted bird with a long tail, it’s feathers are fluffed out as it stands on a railing
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Mr French Fries @mrfrenchfries.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
‘Only one entity is poking me in the vaccine room today.’ 😤
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RLauren @r-lauren.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I disagree, a child’s crayon scribbles are more legitimate art than anything AI ralphs up
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Mr French Fries @mrfrenchfries.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Testing how one bar this parking lot really is with some #20thcentury stuff.
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lronlacy.bsky.social @lronlacy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
#OTD in 2003 ‘Twin Towers’ Cover of The New Yorker, Sept 15, 2003 Gürbüz Dogan #TheNewYorkerCover #GürbüzDogan 🙏 x.com@DEOLINDAMA93701, Mar 15, 2026
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Mr French Fries @mrfrenchfries.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
bsky.app/profile/dadd... #blueskytshirts
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Laura @gobosox54.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
A couple of stunning views from atop citizenM on Newbury St. #Boston
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Uncommon Ephemera @uncommonephemera.org · 14/09/2026
LIVE TONIGHT 7PM EDT: What's on all these #VHS tapes? Weird stuff? Home movies? Old commercials? Endangered or #lostmedia we can upload to @archive.org? There's only one way to find out. IS THIS ANYTHING? is live tonight on Twitch. Which tape should we start with? uncom.cc/yc412
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