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Mr French Fries

@mrfrenchfries.bsky.social
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Green couch potato. Substitute comedian. Starve the bots.

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Soylent Queen, Nuclear Sub-Basement Kid ☢️💣☣️🍄☁️ @soylentqueen.bsky.social · 1h
Celebrate Sunday with a throwback to Bill Gates as a Borg
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Bill the Borg - lurkertech.com
My satire image of Bill Gates as an evil Borg from Star Trek.
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Mr French Fries @mrfrenchfries.bsky.social · 30m
Imagine the retroactive residuals for all the ‘fair use.’ Also remember the MAD magazine drawings from the same time? Of him pitching a washcloth with a laptop installed because otherwise showering was just wasted time? #technofeudalism
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Mr French Fries @mrfrenchfries.bsky.social · 35m
#Rain didn’t just happen. It’s STILL happening. #SanDiego has never felt SO ready for SO much #bloomscrolling 🌱 ☔️
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Mr French Fries @mrfrenchfries.bsky.social · 16h
Indeed. I’ll never part with my vhs copy. I don’t think I’ll ever get over my mom recommending it to me after I tried to tell her about fight club. I don’t think we talk enough about how hard it tried to come together in the second act.
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Mr French Fries @mrfrenchfries.bsky.social · 16h
music.apple.com/us/album/thi... Buy #Melvins even if you’re one of those “ just a guy and his acoustic #guitar “ guys. Especially if you’re not.
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This Machine Kills Artists by King Buzzo on Apple Music
Album · 2014 · 17 Songs
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Mr French Fries @mrfrenchfries.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I’m thinking the dragon had a GREAT time before I found her…and that the moth was only a LITTLE annoyed that I assumed the bushes were safer than the doorway. #bugsky #dragonfly #moth #bloomscroll
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Mr French Fries @mrfrenchfries.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I’ve been of two minds about reconnecting to the tt. And the r/ isn’t much better but… www.reddit.com/r/readwithme...
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From the readwithme community on Reddit: Extra ‘realism’ on this single take.
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Mr French Fries @mrfrenchfries.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Was going to look up a gif of Trent Reznor with the ball gag but maybe I communicate with gifs too much…
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Mr French Fries @mrfrenchfries.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
This war has been a LONG time coming. A lot of the most dedicated warriors have trench and tunnel vision. And. The henchmen. Always. LOSE.
static.klipy.com
Mad As Hell: I'm Not Gonna Take It Anymore!
ALT: Mad As Hell: I'm Not Gonna Take It Anymore!
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Mr French Fries @mrfrenchfries.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Yes, we ALL helped reality tv ‘culture’ turn our World Wide Web into social media chat bot slop apocalypse. And. We’re never letting go of the receipts for who saw it coming and decided to make it worse.
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Soylent Queen, Nuclear Sub-Basement Kid ☢️💣☣️🍄☁️ @soylentqueen.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
*This* is the film I saw. As with Digger last week, seems like people are entirely missing the point when someone tries to show them what we are all agreeing to live with. Whatever Zuckerberg is as a human being, his decisions have made the world not a better place.
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Mr French Fries @mrfrenchfries.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
No cropping out the slipping camera. No filtering the background ‘noise.’
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Mr French Fries @mrfrenchfries.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The point is to only give myself one take for one first impression. The goal is to upload one every day…to the lots of public access channels. To digest that they’re as free as paper now. 1989 might have seen them coming, or at least heard their vehicles. 📺 🐴 🚘 🐦 #reading #readingoutloud
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Mr French Fries @mrfrenchfries.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
#bloomscrolling isn’t a death trap like nostalgia, or even an extra sticky trap like mocking the good ol days…but reading this thread has been soul food. Like smelling a flower. Or imagining the scratch and sniff stickers hasbro could have sold for these. 🌹 🥔 🌭🫡
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thee Michael Whiteshoes @michaelwhiteshoes.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
posting this without comment for all the totally normal people on this microblogging site
a vintage box for a Mr. Potato Head spinoff called "Frankie Frank"...it's a hotdog man with attachable plastic facial features like Mr. Potato Head.
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Mr French Fries @mrfrenchfries.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Nerdy answer? Something about the Halo/Holy part being the first part of the word but for the day after. Dorky answer? Blame the Halo Tweens.
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Master Chief Halo Fortnite Emote Dance
ALT: Master Chief Halo Fortnite Emote Dance
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Network Sportsball Analyst @fakesportsceleb.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I cant get any traction on renaming Oct 31 To ‘ween. Not sure why
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Mr French Fries @mrfrenchfries.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
But seriously, if you need a literal itsy bitsy #spider to punctuate your day…who am I kidding? “If?”
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Mr French Fries @mrfrenchfries.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
#reading #readoutloud #liselmueller Two and a half minutes might seem too long. But it’s worth it for the web. 🕷️
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Mr French Fries @mrfrenchfries.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Globally, the Bros afraid of false rape accusations being ‘too easy’ are the Bros afraid of planned births being the default. What’s the ‘cultural’ psychological overlap? Do we need more media circuses to spell it out? 🤦‍♂️
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Plan C @plancpills.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
If voting didn't matter, they wouldn't spend this much money trying to influence or take away our right to vote. For more information, check out @nextgenamerica's new Voter Hub via the 🔗 in our bios.
A cool graphic that indicates civic engagement can make a positive change in one's community.
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Plan C @plancpills.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
This National Women's Friendship Day, let us remind you that friends don’t let friends use chatbots to find information about abortion pills by mail. Instead, they tell them about PlanCPills.org 🫶
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PLAN C: Abortion pills by mail in every state
Plan C is an information resource for self-managed, at-home abortion with pills. Learn how people in the U.S. are accessing abortion pill options online.
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Mr French Fries @mrfrenchfries.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Seems journalists are sourcing “a neighbor” for his whereabouts. I’m not sure why this is coming up TWO YEARS after his expulsion, when it should have only taken two days for the woman’s friends/family to find him missing.
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Mr French Fries @mrfrenchfries.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
#bloomscroll #bloomscrolling #green #screens Say hi to your mom’s garden for me.
Green flowers. They’re real.
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Mr French Fries @mrfrenchfries.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The current crop of #goth kids can dance to this unironically. It wss all worth it. #music #horror #whore/r peachesofficial.bandcamp.com/album/fuck-t...
peachesofficial.bandcamp.com
Fuck the Pain Away - Clive Barker’s Hellraiser: Revival Rework, by Peaches x Steve Molitz
1 track album
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Mr French Fries @mrfrenchfries.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
thejds.bandcamp.com/album/the-te... Does it feel like Covid never ended because it feels like 90s mass media never ended? No. Oh thank goodness. That’s a hard vibe to #dance with. #techno #music Forever. #technofeudalism Never.
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The Texas Chain Store Manager, by The JDs
10 track album
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Mr French Fries @mrfrenchfries.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The people who use media like this should not be treated like human traffickers. By a degree of <1
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Mr French Fries @mrfrenchfries.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
There probably isn’t a list of things that make a post a ‘turning replies off after this’ post, but it would be interesting to make one. 😏
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Mr French Fries @mrfrenchfries.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It wasn’t overdone. Mostly. And. That doesn’t mean it wasn’t a HORROR show. Not syfy. Not drama. Horror.
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AdoomScrolling @adoom98.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Post a horror movie with a one word title! 🖤
Poster for NOPE
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Mr French Fries @mrfrenchfries.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Just make the cat a Cornish Rex dripping sweat and you have me and the rest of the so cal gawths. 💀
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Dee @yukidog923.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Mr French Fries @mrfrenchfries.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Recently watched them try to give The Long Walk anything but the #horror genre. Thought of you. And not just because I don’t know any other human movie nerds.
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Mr French Fries @mrfrenchfries.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Yeah. I remember that one. I don’t remember anyone at the time placing bets on “This man is going to make enough money from Loser Radio to make all the BluezGrass boot-gaze adult count-temporary music he wants.” 😏
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Mr French Fries @mrfrenchfries.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Would you, now? 😜
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Mr French Fries @mrfrenchfries.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
There’s no good reason (other than upload time) to mix my Bluesky and Reddit brain, but making Googletube obsolete is a good cause. #readingoutloud www.reddit.com/r/readwithme...
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From the readwithme community on Reddit: It’s the still summer part of Autumn here, but here are Midwinter Notes
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Mr French Fries @mrfrenchfries.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
stevevontill.bandcamp.com/album/a-deep... #bandcamp #bandcampfriday in case anyone needs more #metal or #folk music or needs to punch someone for recommending ‘folk metal’ #music to the #bloomscroll
stevevontill.bandcamp.com
A Deep Voiceless Wilderness, by Steve Von Till
6 track album
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Mr French Fries @mrfrenchfries.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/w... So dang good I don’t (totally) fear counting the past decade by listening to all ten seasons.
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Season 2, Cassette 8: Ohara Museum of Art (1980)
Podcast Episode · Within the Wires · S2 E8 · 27m
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Mr French Fries @mrfrenchfries.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The other other-Twitter has auto-boosting bots for easy tags like #photography And a way to pretend you didn’t tweet what you tweeted. All of these are more like post-it’s than photos.
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Soylent Queen, Nuclear Sub-Basement Kid ☢️💣☣️🍄☁️ @soylentqueen.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
BECK Ride Lonesome #music 🩵🩵🩵
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Beck completes heartache trilogy with new album, 'Ride Lonesome'
NPR's A Martinez speaks with Beck about "Ride Lonesome," the singer-songwriter's final album in his "heartache trilogy."
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Mr French Fries @mrfrenchfries.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Could never quite ‘get into’ him, but he was always better than forgettable radio/mtv slop, so I’m happy to give it a try.
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Mr French Fries @mrfrenchfries.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This is a bit more than a #blueskytshirt because I’m pretty sure we’ll have ‘parasocial withdrawl/immersion syndrome’ or something like it as a very real medical term for ‘Twitter brain’ if we don’t mad max it before 2045.
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chelchell @chelchell.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Muting people that unfollowed me so I’m not tempted to like their funny posts
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Mr French Fries @mrfrenchfries.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Just wait till you hear about the (at least) two definitions of ‘Lollygagging.’
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Mr French Fries @mrfrenchfries.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
‘Continued on page 105’ eh? Would we need to use an LLM or would a regular search engine do more than Flickr?
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Mr French Fries @mrfrenchfries.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
A genuinely time-warped style 💚🫡
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lronlacy.bsky.social @lronlacy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
For #SEPTEMBER 2011 ‘The Slaying of the Nazgul’ Cor Blok (1934-2021) Gouache on silk paper Reproduced, *Tolkien Calendar 2011* (HarperCollins) for September #JRRTolkien #illustration #illustrationart #illustrationartists #TheLordOfTheRings #LOTR
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Mr French Fries @mrfrenchfries.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
“Or else we’ll be sitting in the car listening to Mr Boombastic on repeat!” -Teen girl warning toddler brother what will happen if he forgets his laundromat manners.
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 29/09/2026
Unabridged: The etymology of 'bucket list'
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Mr French Fries @mrfrenchfries.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I’m not sure if I like this one better than the explanation that a bucket was kicked out from under before you were hung from a noose, but I like its receipts.
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