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Emily Heller

@mremilyheller.bsky.social
12K followers 241 following 130 posts

I used to do comedy but now I have a dog (I'm a TV writer [The Great North, Barry, Search Party, Medical Police, etc])

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Emily Heller @mremilyheller.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
the evidence is mounting that drugs might be bad for you
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Emily Heller @mremilyheller.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Also sorry you have to wait that long
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Emily Heller @mremilyheller.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
dammmmn, #2??? there but for the grace of god
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Emily Heller @mremilyheller.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
what's on the 30th
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Emily Heller @mremilyheller.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Happy for my mejor amiga this noche
Spain’s own Hilaria Baldwin
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Emily Heller @mremilyheller.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
hhaha nope but i did write the one about homer simpson's penis
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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
This weekend is the one-year anniversary of the release of my newest comedy special Positive Reinforcement! I'm really proud of it, and I'd really appreciate if you'd consider checking it out and/or sharing it with a friend! Thanks! :) www.youtube.com/watch?v=RAvN...
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Josh Gondelman - Positive Reinforcement [2025] | FULL COMEDY SPECIAL
YouTube video by Blonde Medicine
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Emily Heller @mremilyheller.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Siobhan makes an interesting point
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Kevin Seccia @kevinseccia.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
I can’t believe the liberal mayor rigged an election in the super liberal city in the most complicated, attention getting way that actually makes it harder for her to win the general against an actual progressive!!
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Emily Heller @mremilyheller.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
They introduce a truly abhorrent device whereby Maddy starts speaking to an AI version of her daughter. It's extremely fucked up!!!
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Emily Heller @mremilyheller.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Are you watching?
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Emily Heller @mremilyheller.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
I can't believe how stupid the Matlock A.I. storyline is
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shuronic @shuronic.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Writing extremely tortured jokes and forcing someone else to deliver them is a 10/10 bit and @mremilyheller.bsky.social really outdid herself on this one
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#1 Lifelong Houston Cougs Fan Brandi 😾 @itsthebrandi.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
They murdered someone across the street from where I bring friends from out of town to eat bahn mi
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Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
🚨HOLY CRAP. An ICE whistleblower just revealed a secret memo authorizing ICE officers to break into homes without a judicial warrant, which DHS's own legal training materials say is unconstitutional! ICE then hid the memo from the public, passing it along by word of mouth and private conversation.
The Gravamen of the Disclosure

4. The gravamen of the disclosure is as follows: 
a. By memorandum dated May 12, 2025 (“the May 12 Memo”), Acting ICE Director Todd Lyons authorizes ICE agents to forcibly enter into certain people’s homes without a judicial warrant, consent, or an emergency.

b. Specifically, in the May 12 Memo, the Acting ICE Director authorized ICE Agents to rely on Form I-205 (which is not a judicial warrant) to enter the residence of an alien subject to a final order of deportation, without consent, including by “a necessary and reasonable amount of force.”2c. While addressed to “All ICE Personnel,” in practice the May 12 Memo has not been formally distributed to all personnel. Instead, the May 12 Memo has been provided to select DHS officials who are then directed to verbally brief the new policy for action. Those supervisors then show the Memo to some employees, like our clients, and direct them to read the Memo and return it to the supervisor.
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Emily Heller @mremilyheller.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
I'm losing it
Blue eyed actor Robert MorseBlue-eyed actor Aaron StatonBlue-eyed actor Jessica PareBlue-eyed actor Jared Harris
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Emily Heller @mremilyheller.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Seriously how do they all have blue eyes
Cast of Mad Men
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Emily Heller @mremilyheller.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Rewatching Mad Men! Time to rank my top five favorite characters who DON'T have blue eyes! They are: 1. Sally 2. Ginsberg 3. Salvatore 4. Dawn 5. uhhhhh....
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Emily Heller @mremilyheller.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Cutting to Bill Maher on an Epstein List joke... very good
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
LOS ANGELES: ICE is prowling Silverlake & the hills
Text from a friend of mine:

“[Other friend] was walking her dogs a block from her house in Silverlake and ice rolled up and took two gardeners
They are going up in the hills and nabbing people. Warn your neighbors!”“Two unmarked cars and another car with a fake business logo on it. She screamed shame on you and one of the masked demons said, ‘thank you’”
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
I've been a-blockin' and a-mutin' all afternoon but I want everyone to know that I never block for this reply, though the universe gives me multiple opportunities every day. Many would block, but I have the patience of a saint. Go in peace, little one.
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What is...? A Jeopardy! Podcast @jeopardypodcast.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
What Is...? A Bonus Episode 12: A Baby Geniuses Reunion! John takes a backseat as @mremilyheller.bsky.social reunites with her pal @lisahanawalt.bsky.social for a brand new episode of Baby Geniuses! WOWOW www.patreon.com/posts/147504...
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What Is...? A Jeopardy! Podcast 12: Baby Geniuses Reunion! | What Is...? A Jeopardy! Podcast
Get more from What Is...? A Jeopardy! Podcast on Patreon
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Emily Heller @mremilyheller.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
ooooh!
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AO-BOO! @faqrules.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
The is article is very good. Also, if your, more famous than you, comedy friends are doing shit like Killy Tony and Skankfest, even though they are your buddy who still does your bar show, they’re friends with/take money from facists and instead of kissing their ass you should say, “That’s gross.”
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Emily Heller @mremilyheller.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
@roxana-hadadi.bsky.social if you are enjoying getting back into Jeopardy, you may also enjoy @jeopardypodcast.bsky.social
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Molly Crabapple @mollycrabapple.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
Hey authors! Check to see if Anthropic stole your book to train their slop generator on. You’re entitled to $1500 per stolen Work. Look up your work, and if you’re in the database, file a claim secure.anthropiccopyrightsettlement.com/lookup/
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onion person @junlper.beer · 05/11/2025
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Emily Heller @mremilyheller.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Picture it
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Emily Heller @mremilyheller.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
The only explanation I can imagine for the entirety of Cuomo’s campaign is that he has some kind of humiliation fetish. If true, I want to congratulate him on what I assume will be an epic nut tonight
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Emily Heller @mremilyheller.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
where are you seeing clips i want to see the clips
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What is...? A Jeopardy! Podcast @jeopardypodcast.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
What Is...? A Bonus Episode 9: Paolo Pasco's Puzzle Corner w/ @gppasco.bsky.social. We are joined by the 7-game champ and puzzle designer to discuss his J! run, his Canadian girlfriend (who is real), and his ToC prep. Plus! He runs us through some original puzzles! www.patreon.com/posts/141376...
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What Is...? A Bonus Episode 9: Paolo Pasco's Puzzle Corner | What Is...? A Jeopardy! Podcast
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Andrew Perfors @perfors.net · 11/10/2025
Heartbreaking reading, but this Reddit thread gives a sense of the relentlessness of the horror inflicted by ICE, and the damage being done to so many innocent people that doesn't make the news.
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From the AskReddit community on Reddit
Explore this post and more from the AskReddit community
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Emily Heller @mremilyheller.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
c if u can spot me
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Writers Guild of America West @wgawest.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
🚨 JOIN US TODAY AT 12:00 PM to protest ABC and demand they bring back #jimmykimmellive. 🚨
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Emily Heller @mremilyheller.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
I accidentally turned my tv off from pausing too hard
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Emily Heller @mremilyheller.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
5 days until @jeopardyofficial.bsky.social starts streaming new episodes! If you're a cord-cutter looking to start watching again, might I recommend checking out our podcast? We chose our best-ofs for season 41, including anecdote & response of the year! And a Jeopardy-specific awards monologue!
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Emily Heller @mremilyheller.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
Don't think a comprehensive one, but they're planning on releasing 5 old seasons (including Ken's run, Holzhauer, and a couple others)
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What is...? A Jeopardy! Podcast @jeopardypodcast.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
The 2025 WIAJP Player of the year is Drew Goins! We begin the prestigious Jeoppy Awards season by bringing Drew on the show to discuss his charmed J! run, his burgeoning friendship with Lisa Ann Walter, being a J! gay icon, and his prep process. It's so fun! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...
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The 2025 WIAJP Player of the Year: Drew Goins
Podcast Episode · What Is...? A Jeopardy! Podcast · 08/13/2025 · 1h 11m
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Emily Heller @mremilyheller.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
Going to start banging this drum regularly for the next month: the upcoming season of Jeopardy! will be STREAMING NEXT DAY on Peacock and Hulu. For the first time ever!! Cord cutters: time to get back into it!!!
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Emily Heller @mremilyheller.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
Words I never thought I’d type about the finale of And Just Like That: why was there so much shit but no piss in the toilet
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Wanna Hear Some Halo Lore? @stefanheck.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
I think what ends up happening to John on this ep is worse for him than the IWasPoisoned stuff from the last Blocked Party
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Emily Heller @mremilyheller.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
September 8!
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
Rather than just say “blue no matter who,” let’s take the time now to not only find someone whom we think could win but who also will not compromise on the rights of our citizens and who will not continue to fund and arm a genocide. There’s time!
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Emily Heller @mremilyheller.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
Jake do you listen to my podcast
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Emily Heller @mremilyheller.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
AS AM I
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Emily Heller @mremilyheller.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
You can prepare by subscribing to @jeopardypodcast.bsky.social, where we will soon be recapping our favorite moments of Season 41 with the Jeoppy Awards. We are the ONLY comedy podcast about Jeopardy and it had better stay that way
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Emily Heller @mremilyheller.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
Going to start banging this drum regularly for the next month: the upcoming season of Jeopardy! will be STREAMING NEXT DAY on Peacock and Hulu. For the first time ever!! Cord cutters: time to get back into it!!!
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web_rant @webrant.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
Here's Adam Schiff standing in support with Netanyahu just last week. As he collects record millions from AIPAC. bsky.app/profile/schi...
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