Wes Craven's New Adam Sorber @adamsorber.bsky.social · 30/09/2026CRM software for a marine mammal-inspired mini golf establishment: WhalesCourse 132
Wes Craven's New Adam Sorber @adamsorber.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Make a band MAGA 77,300,000 Maniacs 051
Wes Craven's New Adam Sorber @adamsorber.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Definitely going to borrow someone's credentials to watch this! What an original talent--gone far too soon. www.youtube.com/watch?v=dIBN...youtube.comNorm: The Tale of Norm Macdonald | Official Trailer | NetflixYouTube video by Netflix 173
Wes Craven's New Adam Sorber @adamsorber.bsky.social · 21/09/2026The perfect tortilla chip doesn't exi... 092
Wes Craven's New Adam Sorber @adamsorber.bsky.social · 19/09/2026How would you describe your social media reach?static.klipy.comToddler's Epic Golf Swing FailAlt: An animated gif of a toddler swinging a driver at a golf ball, missing, and falling on his face 0112
Reposted by Wes Craven's New Adam SorberAdam Ragusea @aragusea.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Love this. My personal least favorite kind of critique is when someone points out you’ve done something suboptimal without considering whether you may have had good reasons, like balancing competing interests, or working within constraints. 1315
Wes Craven's New Adam Sorber @adamsorber.bsky.social · 18/09/2026QTP with a gif of your first gaming console It played 4 different games, all of them Pong. 251
Wes Craven's New Adam Sorber @adamsorber.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I feel like my presence here has largely devolved into an exercise of catching up on liking moots' posts every few days. In order to avoid becoming white noise, I think I'm going to spend one day a month commenting "Not your best work" on everyone's posts, just to reset the bar. 162
Wes Craven's New Adam Sorber @adamsorber.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Gotta love those days when you're thrilled that it's finally 5:00 because interruptions are finally starting to dwindle and you can actually get started on the work you needed to get done today. 🤦♂️ 140
Wes Craven's New Adam Sorber @adamsorber.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Is it just me, or are Michael J. Nelson and Robert Patrick aging into the same person? #MST3K 130
Wes Craven's New Adam Sorber @adamsorber.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Ugh. I managed to fall a few weeks behind on bsky again and I'm wavering back and forth between my need as a pathological completest to catch up on everything and my lack of desire to re-experience the grim reaper's heinous escapades last week. 🤷♂️🙁 0110
Wes Craven's New Adam Sorber @adamsorber.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Nuts[dot]com has rolled out their Autumn lineup. This is basically a holy day on my calendar. 060
Wes Craven's New Adam Sorber @adamsorber.bsky.social · 19/08/2026True Story: PEER FROM ANOTHER ORG: Hi Adam [I HATE hey-hanging, so I wait 10 minutes] [Meanwhile PFAO sends email with her question] ME: Hi PFAO PFAO: I just sent you an email PFAO: Can I call for a quick min [Phone rings immediately] This is a master class in how not to communicate at work. 171
Wes Craven's New Adam Sorber @adamsorber.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Love pretty much everything about this. www.youtube.com/watch?v=kyvD...youtube.comBrandi Carlile - Uninvited (Newport Folk Fest 2026)YouTube video by Brandi Carlile 171
Wes Craven's New Adam Sorber @adamsorber.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Thanks for the well-wishes! She's home safe and recovering. She's a bit confused and looks like a last known photo of Nick Nolte before disappearing in Tijuana, but she's otherwise fine. 070
Wes Craven's New Adam Sorber @adamsorber.bsky.social · 11/08/2026This little princess goes in tomorrow to have some teefs pulled. She's in desperate need of a good grooming, but wanted to capture a few frames tonight as there's a slight chance that she'll end up with Resting Derp Face. I'll be a mess while she's under, thoughts/prayers/positive vibes appreciated! 4101
Wes Craven's New Adam Sorber @adamsorber.bsky.social · 10/08/2026At least he had the decency to put "best & brightest" in scare quotes and acknowledge that their advancement was the result of removing obstacles from the hiring process put in place by useless career bureaucrats concerned with elitist nonsense like weeding out unqualified candidates. 050
Wes Craven's New Adam Sorber @adamsorber.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Post you from a different era in your life (It was 1985, of course ya boy knew how to pop a collar) 390
Wes Craven's New Adam Sorber @adamsorber.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Post your favorite Muppet. Wrong answers only. 1111
Wes Craven's New Adam Sorber @adamsorber.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Every other box on the flow chart for my smalltalk template 060
Wes Craven's New Adam Sorber @adamsorber.bsky.social · 09/08/2026People: You can't just post one line from a song and expect everyone to know the song. Me: He TRIIIIIIED to kill me with a forklift! 041
Wes Craven's New Adam Sorber @adamsorber.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Red onion and pineapple. I do not expect anyone to understand, I am indeed a monster. 3100
Wes Craven's New Adam Sorber @adamsorber.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Jesse Plemons is what you get when you order Matt Damon from Temu. 030
Wes Craven's New Adam Sorber @adamsorber.bsky.social · 07/08/2026A dating app for proctologists: Hindr 061
Wes Craven's New Adam Sorber @adamsorber.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Was just made aware that this past Tuesday, Aug 4 2026, was the setting of the #RayBradbury short story There Will Come Soft Rains. If you haven't read it, it's an uplifting story about a California family enviably enjoying a relationship with artificial intelligence far superior to ours. 081
Wes Craven's New Adam Sorber @adamsorber.bsky.social · 06/08/2026For a junk drawer to legally qualify as a real junk drawer, what is the ONE absolute mandatory item it must include? Half a pack of used trick birthday cake candles. 3132
Wes Craven's New Adam Sorber @adamsorber.bsky.social · 06/08/2026I abandoned this aspiration in my late 30's. 071
Wes Craven's New Adam Sorber @adamsorber.bsky.social · 05/08/2026A true gem from @66samus.bsky.social--I LOLed at number 7. 😂 Needs more farts, but otherwise, well done! www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dw2Q...youtube.comTake On Me in 12 Drum StylesYouTube video by 66Samus 011
Reposted by Wes Craven's New Adam SorberTammy Golden @tammygolden.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Clothing ads on July 31: "Get ready for fun in the sun! Cool sandals and swimwear for your hot summer vacay!" August 1: "Stock up on turtlenecks and jackets for the whole family, it's fucking freezing!" 2182
Wes Craven's New Adam Sorber @adamsorber.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Sometimes self-care looks like giving yourself permission to pee on a neighbor's mailbox. 1123
Wes Craven's New Adam Sorber @adamsorber.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Alternative Rock Anti-macho Kick Drum Sleep Apnea Unsellable 040
Wes Craven's New Adam Sorber @adamsorber.bsky.social · 01/08/2026I tried to make a joke about cliffhangers. 063
Wes Craven's New Adam Sorber @adamsorber.bsky.social · 01/08/2026I'm a big fan of the The Wicker Man (1973), so I'll check out pretty much any related projects, even the sins against nature (e.g. the 2006 remake). So when the YouTube algo fed me a trailer for the upcoming film Wicker, I eagerly clicked, anticipating a dose of folk horror. That is not what I got. 121
Wes Craven's New Adam Sorber @adamsorber.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Hey foodie friends, just acquired some of this, and 😮😋😁! Basically chili crisp, but Italian/mediterranean flavors. Great for drizzling on pasta or sopping up with your pizza bones. Pleasant burn, nothing atomic--think sriracha-level heat. Highly recommended. sobelini.com/pages/shopsobelini.comShopMeet Sobelini—Italian flavors, New York swagger. Our bold, chef-crafted chili crunch is made for pizza but delicious on everything. Real crunch. Real flavor. No boring bites. 051
Reposted by Wes Craven's New Adam SorberDavid Hobby @davidhobby.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Early leader in the clubhouse for 2027 Headline of the Year newrepublic.com/post/213675/...newrepublic.comKash Patel Loses Lawsuit Against Man Who Called Him “Googly-Eyed” ChudA federal judge has thrown out the FBI director’s lawsuit against a blogger who called him a “googly-eyed Kremlin bitch.” 2142
Wes Craven's New Adam Sorber @adamsorber.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Hey "Smiling Face With Sunglasses" emoji addicts: On behalf of the ordered list junkies, I challenge you to a dance-off for perpetual control of the default "b)" string behavior in the Apple ecosystem. This ends now.static.klipy.comUncle DanceAlt: An older white man doing a comic version of a belly dance. He is wearing loose-fitting dark pajama-type bottoms and has his white t-shirt pulled up and rolled around in the middle, forming a faux bralette and exposing his ample tummy. 020
Wes Craven's New Adam Sorber @adamsorber.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Garden Art from @rainbowofcrazy.bsky.social is back, y'all! 130
Reposted by Wes Craven's New Adam SorberRebecca Watson @skepchick.org · 23/07/2026I can't get over that they're doing an origin movie for a character whose origin story is quite famously portrayed in the original fucking story. Like that was what the Ghost of Christmas Past showed us, that was his origin story, what the fuck are we doing here 2938532
Wes Craven's New Adam Sorber @adamsorber.bsky.social · 24/07/2026My ex saw GnR last night and is now convinced that Duff McKagan looks "just like" her dog, and friends...she is not wrong. 071
Wes Craven's New Adam Sorber @adamsorber.bsky.social · 22/07/2026"I was the driver for the drive-by of the neighbor's dog" ALT TEXT FOR QUOTED IMAGE: Black text against a white background reading "Greatest one line in a song ever. Not verse, chorus, bridge. Just one line..." 030
Wes Craven's New Adam Sorber @adamsorber.bsky.social · 18/07/2026One would like to think that we've evolved to the point where most people can recognize "hate them because they look different" rhetoric as a tool leveraged by authoritarian troglodytes on the wrong side of history, but here we are. 092
Wes Craven's New Adam Sorber @adamsorber.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Movies with fart in the title: The Silence of the Farts 12 Angry Farts Fart of a Woman 161
Wes Craven's New Adam Sorber @adamsorber.bsky.social · 17/07/2026I refuse to talk politics with my dad, so instead I got to listen to him go on and on tonight about how this Steve Beet-oh guy (Rick Beato) doesn't know what the hell he's talking about because he's never seen him mention how important/genius The Ventures and Nokie Edwards were. 🤦♂️ 040
Wes Craven's New Adam Sorber @adamsorber.bsky.social · 16/07/2026"100 years ago, we over-engineered a solution to a problem that no longer exists so now we're going to fix it by doubling down on the bad solution" is about as 21st Century American as a sentiment can get. 021
Wes Craven's New Adam Sorber @adamsorber.bsky.social · 15/07/2026I wish I had learned earlier in life that being comfortable with silence in a social or professional setting is a super power. 1122
Wes Craven's New Adam Sorber @adamsorber.bsky.social · 11/07/2026I eat very little meat these days--the few times per year that I have a hot dog, it'll be a natural casing (when available) Applegate brand dog (humane) with the dog, kraut, and bun all steamed (to varying degrees) with lager and finished off with sweet relish and mustard. 051
Wes Craven's New Adam Sorber @adamsorber.bsky.social · 10/07/2026Unfinished Painting by Keith Haring. I've got a large print hanging over my bed. Says so much about the artist's personal tragedy and the fragility of life in general, especially for the disenfranchised. For me, it's a gut-wrenching representation of memento mori. 0154