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Wes Craven's New Adam Sorber

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The living embodiment of Cabot Sharp Cheddar and a mid-shelf Malbec. Lacks sophistication; adequate.

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Wes Craven's New Adam Sorber @adamsorber.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The Five Types of Guy:
Promotional photo of the band Ben Folds Five
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Wes Craven's New Adam Sorber @adamsorber.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
#MST3K
The two idiot Senators confidently showing a picture.

The "picture" is a reflection of Cambot from Mystery Science Theater 3000.
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Wes Craven's New Adam Sorber @adamsorber.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
CRM software for a marine mammal-inspired mini golf establishment: WhalesCourse
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Wes Craven's New Adam Sorber @adamsorber.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Make a band MAGA 77,300,000 Maniacs
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Wes Craven's New Adam Sorber @adamsorber.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Definitely going to borrow someone's credentials to watch this! What an original talent--gone far too soon. www.youtube.com/watch?v=dIBN...
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Norm: The Tale of Norm Macdonald | Official Trailer | Netflix
YouTube video by Netflix
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Wes Craven's New Adam Sorber @adamsorber.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The perfect tortilla chip doesn't exi...
A clump of about 15-20 restaurant tortilla chips fried into a single, cohesive chip mass.A clump of about 15-20 restaurant tortilla chips fried into a single, cohesive chip mass.
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Wes Craven's New Adam Sorber @adamsorber.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
How would you describe your social media reach?
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Toddler's Epic Golf Swing Fail
Alt: An animated gif of a toddler swinging a driver at a golf ball, missing, and falling on his face
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Adam Ragusea @aragusea.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Love this. My personal least favorite kind of critique is when someone points out you’ve done something suboptimal without considering whether you may have had good reasons, like balancing competing interests, or working within constraints.
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Wes Craven's New Adam Sorber @adamsorber.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
QTP with a gif of your first gaming console It played 4 different games, all of them Pong.
A picture of the Radio Shack TV Scoreboard, a very early video game console that played a few different versions of Pong. It is a beige rectangular box. On either end is a controller with a single lever that moves up and down. The right controller has a red button at the bottom. The main section of the console has a dark, faux wood panel outline and highlights and contains switches to select the game and a small speaker for audio output.
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Wes Craven's New Adam Sorber @adamsorber.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I feel like my presence here has largely devolved into an exercise of catching up on liking moots' posts every few days. In order to avoid becoming white noise, I think I'm going to spend one day a month commenting "Not your best work" on everyone's posts, just to reset the bar.
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Wes Craven's New Adam Sorber @adamsorber.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Gotta love those days when you're thrilled that it's finally 5:00 because interruptions are finally starting to dwindle and you can actually get started on the work you needed to get done today. 🤦‍♂️
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Wes Craven's New Adam Sorber @adamsorber.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Is it just me, or are Michael J. Nelson and Robert Patrick aging into the same person? #MST3K
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Wes Craven's New Adam Sorber @adamsorber.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Ugh. I managed to fall a few weeks behind on bsky again and I'm wavering back and forth between my need as a pathological completest to catch up on everything and my lack of desire to re-experience the grim reaper's heinous escapades last week. 🤷‍♂️🙁
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Wes Craven's New Adam Sorber @adamsorber.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Nuts[dot]com has rolled out their Autumn lineup. This is basically a holy day on my calendar.
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Wes Craven's New Adam Sorber @adamsorber.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
True Story: PEER FROM ANOTHER ORG: Hi Adam [I HATE hey-hanging, so I wait 10 minutes] [Meanwhile PFAO sends email with her question] ME: Hi PFAO PFAO: I just sent you an email PFAO: Can I call for a quick min [Phone rings immediately] This is a master class in how not to communicate at work.
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Wes Craven's New Adam Sorber @adamsorber.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Love pretty much everything about this. www.youtube.com/watch?v=kyvD...
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Brandi Carlile - Uninvited (Newport Folk Fest 2026)
YouTube video by Brandi Carlile
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Wes Craven's New Adam Sorber @adamsorber.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Thanks for the well-wishes! She's home safe and recovering. She's a bit confused and looks like a last known photo of Nick Nolte before disappearing in Tijuana, but she's otherwise fine.
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Wes Craven's New Adam Sorber @adamsorber.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
This little princess goes in tomorrow to have some teefs pulled. She's in desperate need of a good grooming, but wanted to capture a few frames tonight as there's a slight chance that she'll end up with Resting Derp Face. I'll be a mess while she's under, thoughts/prayers/positive vibes appreciated!
A squat little 9-year-old rescue pup with the face of a chihuahua, the body of a shih tzu, and frilly hair cascading from her ears. She is sitting against a white background, facing the camera.  She is black with white highlights on her beak, neck, and tummy. She's wearing a pink collar with a blue rabies vaccination tag.
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Wes Craven's New Adam Sorber @adamsorber.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
At least he had the decency to put "best & brightest" in scare quotes and acknowledge that their advancement was the result of removing obstacles from the hiring process put in place by useless career bureaucrats concerned with elitist nonsense like weeding out unqualified candidates.
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Wes Craven's New Adam Sorber @adamsorber.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Post you from a different era in your life (It was 1985, of course ya boy knew how to pop a collar)
A class picture from a fifth grade class circa 1985 - 1986. All pictures have been blacked out except for one small headshot. The visible picture is of a 10-year-old boy with a decidedly bad haircut that lacks any definition whatsoever. He is wearing a black shirt with a popped collar, though, so his dignity is intact.
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Wes Craven's New Adam Sorber @adamsorber.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Post your favorite Muppet. Wrong answers only.
A screenshot from The Crypt Keeper: Crypt Jam music video. The Crypt Keeper is the host of Tales From The Crypt. He is a puppet of a decaying corpse with long white hair and grey rotting skin. He is shown dressed in early 90's pop-culture attire (baggy clothes, gold chains, a White Sox hat, etc...), playing a keyboard and singing.
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Wes Craven's New Adam Sorber @adamsorber.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Every other box on the flow chart for my smalltalk template
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Wes Craven's New Adam Sorber @adamsorber.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
People: You can't just post one line from a song and expect everyone to know the song. Me: He TRIIIIIIED to kill me with a forklift!
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Wes Craven's New Adam Sorber @adamsorber.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Red onion and pineapple. I do not expect anyone to understand, I am indeed a monster.
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Wes Craven's New Adam Sorber @adamsorber.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Jesse Plemons is what you get when you order Matt Damon from Temu.
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Wes Craven's New Adam Sorber @adamsorber.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
A dating app for proctologists: Hindr
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Wes Craven's New Adam Sorber @adamsorber.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Was just made aware that this past Tuesday, Aug 4 2026, was the setting of the #RayBradbury short story There Will Come Soft Rains. If you haven't read it, it's an uplifting story about a California family enviably enjoying a relationship with artificial intelligence far superior to ours.
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Wes Craven's New Adam Sorber @adamsorber.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
For a junk drawer to legally qualify as a real junk drawer, what is the ONE absolute mandatory item it must include? Half a pack of used trick birthday cake candles.
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Wes Craven's New Adam Sorber @adamsorber.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I abandoned this aspiration in my late 30's.
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Wes Craven's New Adam Sorber @adamsorber.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
A true gem from @66samus.bsky.social--I LOLed at number 7. 😂 Needs more farts, but otherwise, well done! www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dw2Q...
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Take On Me in 12 Drum Styles
YouTube video by 66Samus
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Wes Craven's New Adam Sorber @adamsorber.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
A Clockwork Orange (1971)
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Tammy Golden @tammygolden.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Clothing ads on July 31: "Get ready for fun in the sun! Cool sandals and swimwear for your hot summer vacay!" August 1: "Stock up on turtlenecks and jackets for the whole family, it's fucking freezing!"
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Wes Craven's New Adam Sorber @adamsorber.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Sometimes self-care looks like giving yourself permission to pee on a neighbor's mailbox.
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Wes Craven's New Adam Sorber @adamsorber.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Alternative Rock Anti-macho Kick Drum Sleep Apnea Unsellable
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Wes Craven's New Adam Sorber @adamsorber.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I tried to make a joke about cliffhangers.
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Wes Craven's New Adam Sorber @adamsorber.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I'm a big fan of the The Wicker Man (1973), so I'll check out pretty much any related projects, even the sins against nature (e.g. the 2006 remake). So when the YouTube algo fed me a trailer for the upcoming film Wicker, I eagerly clicked, anticipating a dose of folk horror. That is not what I got.
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Wes Craven's New Adam Sorber @adamsorber.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Hey foodie friends, just acquired some of this, and 😮😋😁! Basically chili crisp, but Italian/mediterranean flavors. Great for drizzling on pasta or sopping up with your pizza bones. Pleasant burn, nothing atomic--think sriracha-level heat. Highly recommended. sobelini.com/pages/shop
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Meet Sobelini—Italian flavors, New York swagger. Our bold, chef-crafted chili crunch is made for pizza but delicious on everything. Real crunch. Real flavor. No boring bites.
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David Hobby @davidhobby.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Early leader in the clubhouse for 2027 Headline of the Year newrepublic.com/post/213675/...
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Kash Patel Loses Lawsuit Against Man Who Called Him “Googly-Eyed” Chud
A federal judge has thrown out the FBI director’s lawsuit against a blogger who called him a “googly-eyed Kremlin bitch.”
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Wes Craven's New Adam Sorber @adamsorber.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Hey "Smiling Face With Sunglasses" emoji addicts: On behalf of the ordered list junkies, I challenge you to a dance-off for perpetual control of the default "b)" string behavior in the Apple ecosystem. This ends now.
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Uncle Dance
Alt: An older white man doing a comic version of a belly dance. He is wearing loose-fitting dark pajama-type bottoms and has his white t-shirt pulled up and rolled around in the middle, forming a faux bralette and exposing his ample tummy.
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Wes Craven's New Adam Sorber @adamsorber.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Garden Art from @rainbowofcrazy.bsky.social is back, y'all!
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Rebecca Watson @skepchick.org · 23/07/2026
I can't get over that they're doing an origin movie for a character whose origin story is quite famously portrayed in the original fucking story. Like that was what the Ghost of Christmas Past showed us, that was his origin story, what the fuck are we doing here
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Wes Craven's New Adam Sorber @adamsorber.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
My ex saw GnR last night and is now convinced that Duff McKagan looks "just like" her dog, and friends...she is not wrong.
Duff McKagan from Guns n Roses. He is a late middle aged white man sharp features, a well defined chin, and dark blonde feathery hair.A mixed breed rescue mutt. She is just under 10 lbs with a slim frame, a fawn coat, a long nose, and whispy hair protruding from her ears.
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Wes Craven's New Adam Sorber @adamsorber.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
"I was the driver for the drive-by of the neighbor's dog" ALT TEXT FOR QUOTED IMAGE: Black text against a white background reading "Greatest one line in a song ever. Not verse, chorus, bridge. Just one line..."
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Wes Craven's New Adam Sorber @adamsorber.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
One would like to think that we've evolved to the point where most people can recognize "hate them because they look different" rhetoric as a tool leveraged by authoritarian troglodytes on the wrong side of history, but here we are.
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Wes Craven's New Adam Sorber @adamsorber.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Movies with fart in the title: The Silence of the Farts 12 Angry Farts Fart of a Woman
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Wes Craven's New Adam Sorber @adamsorber.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I refuse to talk politics with my dad, so instead I got to listen to him go on and on tonight about how this Steve Beet-oh guy (Rick Beato) doesn't know what the hell he's talking about because he's never seen him mention how important/genius The Ventures and Nokie Edwards were. 🤦‍♂️
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Wes Craven's New Adam Sorber @adamsorber.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
"100 years ago, we over-engineered a solution to a problem that no longer exists so now we're going to fix it by doubling down on the bad solution" is about as 21st Century American as a sentiment can get.
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Wes Craven's New Adam Sorber @adamsorber.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I wish I had learned earlier in life that being comfortable with silence in a social or professional setting is a super power.
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Wes Craven's New Adam Sorber @adamsorber.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
I eat very little meat these days--the few times per year that I have a hot dog, it'll be a natural casing (when available) Applegate brand dog (humane) with the dog, kraut, and bun all steamed (to varying degrees) with lager and finished off with sweet relish and mustard.
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Wes Craven's New Adam Sorber @adamsorber.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Unfinished Painting by Keith Haring. I've got a large print hanging over my bed. Says so much about the artist's personal tragedy and the fragility of life in general, especially for the disenfranchised. For me, it's a gut-wrenching representation of memento mori.
Unfinished Painting by the artist Keith Haring. The upper left 25% of the work is a playful design featuring dancing figures, reminiscent of Haring's other works, in shades of purple and black. Purple ink drips down from the edges of the finished portion, as if the artist was interrupted, and the rest of the canvas is blank.
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