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Matt Knudsen

@mattknudsen.bsky.social
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A budget friendly Jeff Daniels 📺 Shrinking, K&P, Big Bang, ITYSL 🎙 Conan, Late Late Show, Dry Bar 📖 Have I Seen You in Anything? 🇺🇸 Mayor of a Small Town linktr.ee/mattknudsen

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Matt Knudsen @mattknudsen.bsky.social · 4h
Wednesday night is the new Sunday afternoon.
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Matt Knudsen @mattknudsen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Crowdwork Masterclass. #standup #crowdwork #crowdworkcomedian
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Matt Knudsen @mattknudsen.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Using our tax payer dollars to fund his propaganda is heartbreakingly on brand. #sad
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Matt Knudsen @mattknudsen.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Stood there for 15 minutes and nothing.
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Matt Knudsen @mattknudsen.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
SCARIES – PILOT Not long ago, in a Louisianna bayou, a team of true believers made Scaries. Scaries is a truly unique comedy/horror/mystery. Community meets The X-Files. Find it on YouTube NOW by searching: Scaries – Pilot I could not be more proud of everyone involved. Talented. Kind.
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Matt Knudsen @mattknudsen.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Every day he makes us weaker. Heartbreaking.
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Matt Knudsen @mattknudsen.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Have you guys noticed how the word ubiquitous is everywhere these days?
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Matt Knudsen @mattknudsen.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Let me know if you ever want to get involved in a beef or flame war.
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Matt Knudsen @mattknudsen.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I paid them, but only on the condition that they send me the footage so I can update my demo reel. #actor #blessed
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Matt Knudsen @mattknudsen.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Big news gang, this week The Tonight Show is all new with Lisa and Becky G!
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Matt Knudsen @mattknudsen.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I’m not perfect, but at least I’ve never yelled, “let’s go!“
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Matt Knudsen @mattknudsen.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
True. Love.
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Matt Knudsen @mattknudsen.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
TUESDAY, MAY 20TH! The One Man Variety Show PREMIERS ON: AMAZON PRIME, APPLE TV, GOOGLE PLAY, MICROSOFT X-BOX, YOUTUBE, DIRECTV, DISH, COMCAST, XFINITY... And more!! Shout out to my creative partners at @ComedyDynamics!
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Matt Knudsen @mattknudsen.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
As an entrepreneur, you need to test out several ideas before you eventually land on the one that will ruin you.
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Matt Knudsen @mattknudsen.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
You’re right, LA sucks.
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Matt Knudsen @mattknudsen.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Maybe don’t put your face on everything if people hate your guts.
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Matt Knudsen @mattknudsen.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I truly love the new gas stations I've been seeing in LA. YOU GOT IT!!! #BRODYSTEVENS
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Matt Knudsen @mattknudsen.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
The Urban Legend is TRUE! #standup #comedy #urbanlegend #piano #jokes
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Matt Knudsen @mattknudsen.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
War is not the answer, which explains why I did so poorly on my SAT's.
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Matt Knudsen @mattknudsen.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Do You Have Allergies? #standup #comedy #standupcomedy #jokes
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Matt Knudsen @mattknudsen.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Let me know if you ever want a video of me pointing at your video.
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Matt Knudsen @mattknudsen.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Everyone says that I'm paranoid. At least I assume they say that.
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Matt Knudsen @mattknudsen.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Please keep me in mind for your 1914 - 1967 projects.
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Matt Knudsen @mattknudsen.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
What is The Artist Noise? #standup #comedy #comedian #artist
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Matt Knudsen @mattknudsen.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Karoline Leavitt said she is leaving the White House to spend more time lying to her family. #sad
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Matt Knudsen @mattknudsen.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Life comes at you fast. Yesterday I saw my first grey pube in the shower. I think the guys name is Mike but it’s a big gym. I don’t know everyone.
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Matt Knudsen @mattknudsen.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
America will be his 7th bankruptcy.
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Matt Knudsen @mattknudsen.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I’m ride or die fat John Goodman.
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Matt Knudsen @mattknudsen.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
KNUDSEN FUN FACT: I only check my retirement account when this is the photo on the business page.
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Matt Knudsen @mattknudsen.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Now hold on, maybe they're "dodged the draft" medals.
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Matt Knudsen @mattknudsen.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
It's heartbreaking to see him make up preposterous, easily provable lies in real time. And instead of pushing back, watching republicans make his lies their top priority. #sad
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Matt Knudsen @mattknudsen.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
More Number Two Movies. Faves from the comments!
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Matt Knudsen @mattknudsen.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
"It's not because you're an insurrectionist, it's because you're a fraud." - Capital One For the life of me, I'll never understand how we lost a decade of our lives to this charlatan.
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Matt Knudsen @mattknudsen.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Of all the things my tax dollars could go to, the one thing I support the most is a wrongful prosecution lawsuit from David Hearn.
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Matt Knudsen @mattknudsen.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I expect big things in my career soon because lately I have been congratulating a lot of people.
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Matt Knudsen @mattknudsen.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Never Judge a Book #standup #comedy #music #jokes
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Matt Knudsen @mattknudsen.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Personally, I think it's bad luck to be superstitious.
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Matt Knudsen @mattknudsen.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
SEPTEMBER 25TH, 2017 None of us knew it at the time, but we were all at Tom Petty's last concert ever. #tompetty #grateful
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Matt Knudsen @mattknudsen.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Lebron going to the 76ers is the chef's kiss of this chapter in our history.
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Matt Knudsen @mattknudsen.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Thank you, I gratefully accept blind luck whenever it happens.
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Matt Knudsen @mattknudsen.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
What are your favorite Number Two Movies? Post them in the comments! Honorary mention: SPLASH
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Matt Knudsen @mattknudsen.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Please respect my wishes. #standup #comedy #standupcomedy #endoflife
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Michael Ian Black @michaelianblack.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Wow. China, Barack Obama, the Deep State, and the state of California conspired to defeat Donald Trump in 2020 (when Trump was president) and then DIDN'T do it again in 2024. So DEVIOUS!!!
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Matt Knudsen @mattknudsen.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
PRO TIP: In Hollywood, this means that a building is pulling you over.
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Matt Knudsen @mattknudsen.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
The internet is undefeated. #legendofneil #tbt
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Matt Knudsen @mattknudsen.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Things Republicans don't own: 1. Patriotism 2. The American Flag 3. The Bible Things Republicans do own: 1. Trump 2. January, 6th
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Matt Knudsen @mattknudsen.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
What's the best self-defense? #standup #comedy #jokes #piano
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Matt Knudsen @mattknudsen.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Don't worry everyone. CNN contributor Scott Jennings just spoke with Lindsey Graham and assured us all he's fine.
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Frank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Now that Lindsey Graham is dead, some really salacious gossip about him is already being revealed. For instance, did you know that he worked closely with a convicted rapist to turn America fascist? Juicy stuff!
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Matt Knudsen @mattknudsen.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
A true Lying of the Senate. #lindseygraham
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