Matt Knudsen @mattknudsen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Crowdwork Masterclass. #standup #crowdwork #crowdworkcomedian 010
Matt Knudsen @mattknudsen.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Using our tax payer dollars to fund his propaganda is heartbreakingly on brand. #sad 010
Matt Knudsen @mattknudsen.bsky.social · 24/09/2026SCARIES – PILOT Not long ago, in a Louisianna bayou, a team of true believers made Scaries. Scaries is a truly unique comedy/horror/mystery. Community meets The X-Files. Find it on YouTube NOW by searching: Scaries – Pilot I could not be more proud of everyone involved. Talented. Kind. 000
Matt Knudsen @mattknudsen.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Have you guys noticed how the word ubiquitous is everywhere these days? 040
Matt Knudsen @mattknudsen.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Let me know if you ever want to get involved in a beef or flame war. 000
Matt Knudsen @mattknudsen.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I paid them, but only on the condition that they send me the footage so I can update my demo reel. #actor #blessed 010
Matt Knudsen @mattknudsen.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Big news gang, this week The Tonight Show is all new with Lisa and Becky G! 010
Matt Knudsen @mattknudsen.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I’m not perfect, but at least I’ve never yelled, “let’s go!“ 111
Reposted by Matt KnudsenMatt Knudsen @mattknudsen.bsky.social · 12/05/2025TUESDAY, MAY 20TH! The One Man Variety Show PREMIERS ON: AMAZON PRIME, APPLE TV, GOOGLE PLAY, MICROSOFT X-BOX, YOUTUBE, DIRECTV, DISH, COMCAST, XFINITY... And more!! Shout out to my creative partners at @ComedyDynamics! 052
Matt Knudsen @mattknudsen.bsky.social · 10/09/2026As an entrepreneur, you need to test out several ideas before you eventually land on the one that will ruin you. 000
Matt Knudsen @mattknudsen.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Maybe don’t put your face on everything if people hate your guts. 030
Matt Knudsen @mattknudsen.bsky.social · 02/09/2026I truly love the new gas stations I've been seeing in LA. YOU GOT IT!!! #BRODYSTEVENS 010
Matt Knudsen @mattknudsen.bsky.social · 27/08/2026The Urban Legend is TRUE! #standup #comedy #urbanlegend #piano #jokes 031
Matt Knudsen @mattknudsen.bsky.social · 26/08/2026War is not the answer, which explains why I did so poorly on my SAT's. 010
Matt Knudsen @mattknudsen.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Do You Have Allergies? #standup #comedy #standupcomedy #jokes 020
Matt Knudsen @mattknudsen.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Let me know if you ever want a video of me pointing at your video. 000
Matt Knudsen @mattknudsen.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Everyone says that I'm paranoid. At least I assume they say that. 010
Matt Knudsen @mattknudsen.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Please keep me in mind for your 1914 - 1967 projects. 140
Matt Knudsen @mattknudsen.bsky.social · 14/08/2026What is The Artist Noise? #standup #comedy #comedian #artist 021
Matt Knudsen @mattknudsen.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Karoline Leavitt said she is leaving the White House to spend more time lying to her family. #sad 141
Matt Knudsen @mattknudsen.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Life comes at you fast. Yesterday I saw my first grey pube in the shower. I think the guys name is Mike but it’s a big gym. I don’t know everyone. 010
Matt Knudsen @mattknudsen.bsky.social · 07/08/2026KNUDSEN FUN FACT: I only check my retirement account when this is the photo on the business page. 040
Matt Knudsen @mattknudsen.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Now hold on, maybe they're "dodged the draft" medals. 010
Matt Knudsen @mattknudsen.bsky.social · 04/08/2026It's heartbreaking to see him make up preposterous, easily provable lies in real time. And instead of pushing back, watching republicans make his lies their top priority. #sad 120
Matt Knudsen @mattknudsen.bsky.social · 03/08/2026More Number Two Movies. Faves from the comments! 000
Matt Knudsen @mattknudsen.bsky.social · 02/08/2026"It's not because you're an insurrectionist, it's because you're a fraud." - Capital One For the life of me, I'll never understand how we lost a decade of our lives to this charlatan. 010
Matt Knudsen @mattknudsen.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Of all the things my tax dollars could go to, the one thing I support the most is a wrongful prosecution lawsuit from David Hearn. 000
Matt Knudsen @mattknudsen.bsky.social · 31/07/2026I expect big things in my career soon because lately I have been congratulating a lot of people. 020
Matt Knudsen @mattknudsen.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Never Judge a Book #standup #comedy #music #jokes 010
Matt Knudsen @mattknudsen.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Personally, I think it's bad luck to be superstitious. 010
Matt Knudsen @mattknudsen.bsky.social · 27/07/2026SEPTEMBER 25TH, 2017 None of us knew it at the time, but we were all at Tom Petty's last concert ever. #tompetty #grateful 000
Matt Knudsen @mattknudsen.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Lebron going to the 76ers is the chef's kiss of this chapter in our history. 010
Matt Knudsen @mattknudsen.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Thank you, I gratefully accept blind luck whenever it happens. 020
Matt Knudsen @mattknudsen.bsky.social · 18/07/2026What are your favorite Number Two Movies? Post them in the comments! Honorary mention: SPLASH 210
Matt Knudsen @mattknudsen.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Please respect my wishes. #standup #comedy #standupcomedy #endoflife 111
Reposted by Matt KnudsenMichael Ian Black @michaelianblack.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Wow. China, Barack Obama, the Deep State, and the state of California conspired to defeat Donald Trump in 2020 (when Trump was president) and then DIDN'T do it again in 2024. So DEVIOUS!!! 22868157
Matt Knudsen @mattknudsen.bsky.social · 17/07/2026PRO TIP: In Hollywood, this means that a building is pulling you over. 010
Matt Knudsen @mattknudsen.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Things Republicans don't own: 1. Patriotism 2. The American Flag 3. The Bible Things Republicans do own: 1. Trump 2. January, 6th 010
Matt Knudsen @mattknudsen.bsky.social · 14/07/2026What's the best self-defense? #standup #comedy #jokes #piano 000
Matt Knudsen @mattknudsen.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Don't worry everyone. CNN contributor Scott Jennings just spoke with Lindsey Graham and assured us all he's fine. 020
Reposted by Matt KnudsenFrank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Now that Lindsey Graham is dead, some really salacious gossip about him is already being revealed. For instance, did you know that he worked closely with a convicted rapist to turn America fascist? Juicy stuff! 1244661