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Chuck (translucent)

@mrcott.bsky.social
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2 years older than LeBron James and it shows Improvisedradio.com for my voice

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Chuck (translucent) @mrcott.bsky.social · 6h
It's called being green maybe you verd of it
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Chuck (translucent) @mrcott.bsky.social · 8h
(I have other notes)
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Chuck (translucent) @mrcott.bsky.social · 8h
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Seán Ferrick @seanferrick.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I was tempted to pirate HP, curiosity and all that. But @jessiegender.bsky.social is right - think of the amount of times HBO commented on GOT leaks and downloads, just as an example. They DO track these things, and even that drives interest. Let this show die. Trans people deserve better.
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Chuck (translucent) @mrcott.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Nobody's going to feel confident when the secure door opens and a chipmunk turns his giant bulbous head and looks down the aisle. That's just not his lane and the people know that, instinctually
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Chuck (translucent) @mrcott.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I'm fine with the pilots being furries BUT the cockpit should be staffed ONLY by animals who can fly (eagles, sexy cardinals, flying squirrels). They've thought about the whole process a lot more
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Chuck (translucent) @mrcott.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Liberty biberty was created to make us angry. It was distilled from all of the worst ideas in a marketing department by a janitor that collected garbage scraps and soaked them in old grease. It's okay to kill it -- it's *right* to kill it
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Chuck (translucent) @mrcott.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
AHHHHHHH
Feldon and Stuart, two bros who are sleeping touching their faces together and hugging
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Chuck (translucent) @mrcott.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
One thing's for sure: the real winners are the fans
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Chuck (translucent) @mrcott.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Impressionism? My impression is that your baby's not doing well, sir
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Chuck (translucent) @mrcott.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Wow. He's really changed
A news website with the headline/sub headline:

11-year-olds mowed 50 lawns for free, so the ‘Lawnmower Man’ donated gear to open a business

“These are good, hard-working kids that deserve some gratitude.”
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aric @aghastronaut.com · 30/09/2026
Someone is replacing my body with a slightly worse body each night while I sleep.
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Chuck (translucent) @mrcott.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
My mother interacting with the cats (Stuart, top left, was misbehaving)
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Chuck (translucent) @mrcott.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Taxidermy is the classy option
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Chuck (translucent) @mrcott.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
With pride
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Chuck (translucent) @mrcott.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
UPDATE: Cappy was adopted in a grand total of 3 hours!
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Chuck (translucent) @mrcott.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It depends on if she's European, I think.
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
September 30th vs. October 1st
Hank Venture from the television show The Venture BrosHank again but this time in his batman "the bat" costume
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Chuck (translucent) @mrcott.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
She's tiny and needed some dedicated help but FeLV clean!
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Chuck (translucent) @mrcott.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This post also comes with a free Stuart update
Stuart the teenager kitten sitting behind some boots on a hardwood floor
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Chuck (translucent) @mrcott.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Risking an avalanche on paws here but please spread the word, @katmabu.bsky.social
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Chuck (translucent) @mrcott.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
She really is!
Pretty orange and black kitten being held
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Chuck (translucent) @mrcott.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Fair!
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Chuck (translucent) @mrcott.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Maybe a million I dunno
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Chuck (translucent) @mrcott.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
@darthbluesky.bsky.social available to good home who will take a thousand pictures of her for the rest of her life
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Chuck (translucent) @mrcott.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Another neighbor foster will be at @pawschicago.bsky.social in the next few days, this tiny kitten is extra small, looks like Halloween and her name is Cappuccino. If you're in Chicago and looking for a tiny pal please keep an eye on their website
All four pictures are of a tiny kitten with orange and black patchy coloring, she is very small and looks a bit like a cute alien
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
they should invent a google maps integration that detects if you're trying to run errands when a nearby school is letting out and slaps you in the face
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Chuck (translucent) @mrcott.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Remember the plum thing? like that but with ice cream. What I'm saying is I ate all the ice cream. sorry
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Chuck (translucent) @mrcott.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
What if we're all actually hairless bigfoots [My doctor steps back, narrowing his eyes in suspicion] who told you
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Chuck (translucent) @mrcott.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
And the best part was watching all the actors slowly feel bad about what they were doing. It was less Reality TV and more the basis for a JAMA article
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Chuck (translucent) @mrcott.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
There was an *entire show* where everyone was an actor except for one guy who was the nicest guy they could find. They lied to him for weeks! Kristen Wiig was on it before she was on SNL!
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Ben 🏳️‍🌈 @bvigeant.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Cat mode is one of the most difficult in pinball
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Chuck (translucent) @mrcott.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The pope shaking a man's hand and saying "Great things happen in Chicago."
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Chuck (translucent) @mrcott.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Hey @govpritzker.illinois.gov can we get an official review on those biometric laws please
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Chuck (translucent) @mrcott.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Since stealing your face to put into a commercial seems tantamount to faking an endorsement (since you've not been paid or are employed as an actor) I'm really going to need someone to explain how this is NOT incredibly illegal from seventeen different directions
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Rugby Respecter @whatmcgives.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
S-tier meme just dropped
Chicago Pope saying "Great things happen in Chicago."
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Chuck (translucent) @mrcott.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Pretty Woman vs. Jason vs. Freddy
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Chuck (translucent) @mrcott.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
POV: You're in Vice City and this guy's mission is absolutely going to wreck your shit
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Chuck (translucent) @mrcott.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
who is John Madden
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Chuck (translucent) @mrcott.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
My friend and I passed a text file over our extremely limited keyboarding lab LAN called config.txt. The kids will always recreate chat from first principles
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Chuck (translucent) @mrcott.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Reading this article and then looking up at the moon as it turns into a big glowing drumstick
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Chuck (translucent) @mrcott.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"Just go ahead and accept that your kids are going to be stupid enough to never learn their address" is the same argument as not worrying about lead paint
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US Out Of Chicago @raucousdukakis.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Underrated unique Chicago food
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Chuck (translucent) @mrcott.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Yes (in my cut it is finally spelled "Grease")
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Chuck (translucent) @mrcott.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
So aside from all the reasons this is stupid, there are like seven million vibe coded ESP32 projects that you can make for twenty dollars that will fail to impress you in all the same ways
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Chuck (translucent) @mrcott.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Walking past the cops and trying to act super normal as you exit the closing 4AM bar
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Chuck (translucent) @mrcott.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
UPDATE: I've combined Tilly Norwood with the digital fruit fly brain. What remains cannot stop asking for bananas. The sum of their parts is experiencing a new and terrible agony
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Chuck (translucent) @mrcott.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
aka Sin Dip
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Chuck (translucent) @mrcott.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Satan's Pixie Stick
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