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Chris Thompson @mrchrist.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I reckon they’ll show next season’s Leicester City v Manchester City League 2 fixture on the telly.

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RG @geezypeas.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

We’re gonna rock down to The inland revenue They’re winding up Man City

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Chris Thompson @mrchrist.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

But can Manchester City do it on a wet Tuesday night waiting in the queue for HMRC?

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Chris Thompson @mrchrist.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Ground control to *Captain* Tom Take your protein pills and put your helmet on.

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Katie Martin @katie0martin.ft.com · 25/09/2026

I have blamed The agents That hacked Your website And which You probably Reasonably thought I controlled Forgive me I am rich And unaccustomed To taking responsibility

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Chris Thompson @mrchrist.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Once you attain the highest level of Scientology you achieve a transformation from Tom Cruise to Sandi Toksvig.

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Chris Thompson @mrchrist.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

We saw you from across the bar and thought you’d like to come to our friend’s island

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Chris Thompson @mrchrist.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

He’ll be kicking himself if anyone filmed it.

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Chris Thompson @mrchrist.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Happy new Protomartyr album day to all who celebrate.

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Chris Thompson @mrchrist.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

UK dads looking up from their phone. #GBBO

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Chris Thompson @mrchrist.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Oh, we’ve got multiple names for you, pal.

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Brandy Zadrozny @brandyzadrozny.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Bonus for whoever wrote this chyron

Trump speaking at UN — MS NOW chyron reads: Trump touts being a peacemaker while asking if he should annihilate Iran

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Chris Thompson @mrchrist.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

The only justification for such an amount is if she was to spend it having therapy.

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We're just normal men @wejustinnocentmen.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

We’re just normal men

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Mr John Robertson @robbotron.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I don’t care billionaires think about any country. They don’t live with or near normal people, they sit on social media, have about 12 mates who are just like them and think the world’s turned to shit because the poors are rude to them online. Mental illness with no relief, just an extreme budget.

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Chris Thompson @mrchrist.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

“All concerned patriots should contribute to the funding of this by donating at my new website Wallet Inspector UK”

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Chris Thompson @mrchrist.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Chelsea in crisis? I’m back into football.

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Elizabeth Zelle @kohizeri.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

"the assessment did not consider the crocodiles" is my new metaphor for people choosing to just ignore the data point that doesn't agree with them

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Mike Pullen @mikepullen1969.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

“You let Nandy do the media round”

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Chris Thompson @mrchrist.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Piddington is a perfect comedy name for a village of idiots.

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Chris Thompson @mrchrist.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Just what is going on over there?

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Chris Thompson @mrchrist.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Already sick of hearing about that band that does plodding nursery rhymes for adults.

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Chris Thompson @mrchrist.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

There’s an established tradition of the majority of police officers not wanting to support criminals.

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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

*takes a bite of Pringle* *nods at waiter* "Yes, I'll have the whole tube."

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Chris Thompson @mrchrist.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Our demands? Send them back home and bring back knobbly knees contests.

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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.com · 08/09/2026

the clever thing about liberal media organisations mollycoddling fascists is that when the fascists get into power they will be grateful to the liberal media organisations and won’t try to destroy them!!!

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Chris Thompson @mrchrist.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Apparently these far-right thugs are a “Christian army of patriots”. I hope someone has a word with them when they attend church on Sunday, cos that’s where they’ll definitely be on Sunday, right?

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Adam Schwarz @adamjschwarz.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Every new prime minister gets to celebrate their 50th day in office by restoring Liz Truss's rightful title of 'UK's shortest serving prime minister'. Congrats, Andy Burnham.

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Lewis Baston @lewisbaston.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

I’m sorry, Dave, I’m afraid I can’t do that.

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Dmitry Grozoubinski @explaintrade.com · 07/09/2026

Yelling "stop the boats!" as I charge in to rob this NatWest at gun point so that I can later call the Home Secretary as a character witness and the BBC will spend two weeks telling all my potential future jurors how legitimate my concerns were.

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Chris Thompson @mrchrist.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Are there any precedents for placating the far right and satisfied they just stop there?

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Chris Thompson @mrchrist.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Something must have come up for Natalie and she’s left him on his own for an hour.

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Chris Thompson @mrchrist.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Still some confusion as to what the Dover protest is about. But I think it can be summarised as ‘feckless losers cosplaying as brave military boys’.

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Chris Thompson @mrchrist.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Chris Mason: ‘JFK’s visit to Dallas hasn’t turned out like he hoped’

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Chris Thompson @mrchrist.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

The issue with cosplaying as Richard the Lionheart is that he only speaks French, so confusion is inevitable when questioned.

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Peter Smith @redpeter99.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

The image versus The reality.

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Dmitry Grozoubinski @explaintrade.com · 04/09/2026

So, if I understand Nigel Farage's argument correctly it is: "Everyone I trusted and elevated into a position of responsibility is constantly doing crimes that benefit me but of which I somehow have no knowledge. I am a man with the character, judgement, and intelligence to run the country." Ok.

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Chris Thompson @mrchrist.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

It’s delicious when the conmen get conned themselves.

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Angus Main @angusmain.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Reform HQ right now

Father Ted meme. Is there anything to be said for another by-election?

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Channel 4 News @channel4news.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Undercover footage verified by Channel 4 News reveals a secret plot by senior Reform UK figures to break the law on party donations. A leading legal expert is now calling for a criminal investigation. 🔗 Read the exclusive story on Substack:

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Exclusive: Nigel Farage filmed undercover celebrating secret new foreign donations

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Sebas @ohlookbirdies.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

If you're not using asbestos yet, you are being left behind. Everyone is using asbestos, there's no point in trying to fight it. Asbestos is the future.

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Chris Thompson @mrchrist.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Why has Thatcher run past Badenoch to pass the baton? She’s also outside the correct lane which should lead to disqualification, but the press won’t be interested in that so nothing will happen.

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Eliot Higgins @eliothiggins.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Its a serious question of whether or not he knows this is AI

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Chris Thompson @mrchrist.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

It was 29 years ago today and its aftermath when I realised how deranged a significant proportion of the population is.

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