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LES FOURMIS, he told me, ONT MANGÉ VOTRE LINKY. (they)

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Seattle Department of Transportation @transportation.seattle.gov · 01/10/2026
Halloween is coming. You don’t have to go to a “trunk-or-treat” event in Seattle! You can close your neighborhood street to through-traffic – for free! Trick-or-Streets permits are free and easy to get. Join here: seattle.gov/transportation/trick-or-streets
The ancient two-panel Drake meme. On the top, he's looking away in disgust and holding his hand up. The text next to it says "Truck-or-treat". On the bottom, he looks pleased and is pointing toward text that says "Close your street".
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The Humanist Report @humanistreport.bsky.social · 21h
Democrats will never learn.
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xkcd title text @xkcd-titletext.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Title text: "The sun and the moon appear the same size in the sky, even though in real life the sun is more than twice as big. Some call this lucky alignment coincidence; others say it's proof that sometimes things can be the same size." Alt text: explainxkcd.com/3301#Transcript
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Mark Cohen @mpc.sh · 19/09/2026
not to Wade too far into the Discourse but the whole thread above this skeet is just so abjectly insane to me. the amount of obsequiousness and just straight-up *babying* people have to do in order to have a semblance of a normal conversation with the HEAD of t&s..! bsky.app/profile/regr...
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Mark Cohen @mpc.sh · 16/09/2026
oh hey, that's my hometown!! a delightful and surprising W
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Mark Cohen @mpc.sh · 16/09/2026
is this how I find out that Zam Reich ISN'T a muppet????? my life is a fucking lie Sam what have you done 😭
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Eric Columbus @ericcolumbus.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
GEFILTE PHISHING
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Mark Cohen @mpc.sh · 15/09/2026
got so crossfaded last night (covid + flu shots), so hungover rn (slightly feverish, headachey)
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Moose booooogelow @moosebigelow.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Lenny from the simpsons changing a sign that says 365 days without charlie kirk saying something racist
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Mark Cohen @mpc.sh · 08/09/2026
...are you seriously trying to tell me that's NOT just Kurt Maloney with slightly longer hair?????
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Mark Cohen @mpc.sh · 07/09/2026
do I know anyone with laser cutting experience? 👀
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Ash @queerash.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Ancient Greeks when Pythagoras started using fractions:
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Mark Cohen @mpc.sh · 27/08/2026
I am at this point comfortable saying that Imaginal Disk is the best record I've heard in my life. bless yourself today if you've not heard it album.link/s/2Htq1sHgmd...
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Mark Cohen @mpc.sh · 27/08/2026
I am at this point comfortable saying that Imaginal Disk is the best record I've heard in my life. bless yourself today if you've not heard it album.link/s/2Htq1sHgmd...
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Mark Cohen @mpc.sh · 26/08/2026
birthday nails!
Photo of my hands curled up to show off my nails. Each nail has extraordinarily intricate art featuring psychedelic scenes in iridescent / chromed colors.Close-up of the right non-thumb fingers. Left to right: a portal in a field with a silhouette in it; two sparkly humanoid clouds embracing in a field; a bust of a woman's head with one big eye for a face against an electric pink background; the titular imaginal disk ensconced in a jeweled chrome border; a melting clock in a honeycomb lattice over gold chrome; a multicolored kaleidoscopic tunnel leading to a star or flash of light; a red humanoid with a seven pointed flower for a head on a warped checkerboard floor; a purple duck that looks a little high with a yellow beak and feet floats among the starsClose-up of the thumbs, featuring the album cover of Imaginal Disk by Magdalena Bay. The image is split seamlessly across the two nails. A demonic hand pinches an iridescent CD, and inserts it into a gash in the forehead of a dazed-looking woman with brown hair.
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Mark Cohen @mpc.sh · 20/08/2026
first adventures in infrared! #GrainSocial grain.social/profile/did:...
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
A digital illustration taken from the final scenes of The Truman Show (1998). A huge wall painted to look like cloudy skies over the sea. and extending out from it is a set of stairs, also painted to look like the sky. The bottom of the wall and stairs are met with calmly rippling green seawater. At the top of the stairs is a dark, open doorway into the wall and a reversed out silhouette of a figure standing in said doorway. To the left of the stairs is a blue gray rectangle containing knocked out lettering with several of the letters inverted or reversed that reads 'Maybe it will happen today'
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Mark Cohen @mpc.sh · 18/08/2026
they're calling it the greatest headline of the modern era
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Mark Cohen @mpc.sh · 18/08/2026
it's either geoguessr or among us, so either I've already won or I'm in grave danger 🫘🔪
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Mark Cohen @mpc.sh · 29/01/2026
some days I really struggle with impostor syndrome - what am I doing here? will my best be enough? - and on those days, I just take a moment to remind myself that I'll never be as wrong about anything as Anthony Fantano is about Glass Animals
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Mark Cohen @mpc.sh · 16/08/2026
great photos! too bad birds aren't real 😖
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Mark Cohen @mpc.sh · 14/08/2026
see also: stopsloppypasta.ai
stopsloppypasta.ai
Stop Sloppypasta: Don't paste raw LLM output at people
Sloppypasta: verbatim LLM output pasted at people. Why it's rude and what to do instead.
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Mark Cohen @mpc.sh · 06/08/2026
oh my _god_ I have never seen an AQI this high
An air quality sensor map around the town of Wenatchee, Washington. The map shows hilly terrain and a river running through the town. Air quality sensors are dotted around the map, all of them a disturbing deep maroon color, with PM2.5 values reaching as high as 768. There are about 16 sensors and the average among them is around 500.
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 06/08/2026
ok now everybody remember how you yelled at us about platner and how right we were, okay? this one matters even more. we gotta get some cred for calling that shit a year ago; well, we've called THIS discount American Psycho longer ago than that.
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Mark Cohen @mpc.sh · 06/08/2026
don't make me tap the sign
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Steffen Rayburn-Maarup @rayburnmaarup.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I don't think people are ready for this kind of joke yet.
A town sign seen through a train window.
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Denny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
This hearing is driven entirely by Elon Musk's algorithm. Not a single normie voter alive today has thought about Anthony Fauci for at least five years. On X this is a pressing issue - maybe the pressing issue - of the day. It doesn't matter at all.
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Nick Rempel @nrempel.com · 20/07/2026
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Mark Cohen @mpc.sh · 19/07/2026
me hitting a bouldering grade milestone at the queer climb night on tues (to be clear this is a real thing that very much happened this week)
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Mark Cohen @mpc.sh · 05/07/2026
this dance floor is not a place of communion... no highly energetic twerking is commemorated here...
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Mark Cohen @mpc.sh · 01/07/2026
paging @bnb.im
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Mark Cohen @mpc.sh · 26/06/2026
(4 days into summer) god it's been brutal this year can't wait for summer to be over
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Mark Cohen @mpc.sh · 25/06/2026
doula peep. is that anything
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Mark Cohen @mpc.sh · 23/06/2026
update: they hung up on me
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Mark Cohen @mpc.sh · 23/06/2026
just crossed two hours on the phone with insurance because over a year's worth of superbill claims have been rejected for formatting, but they only notified me about ONE OF THEM, SIX MONTHS AFTER THE FACT
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Luigi in Race Car
Alt: GIF of Luigi driving his kart and turning his head towards the camera with an intense stare
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 19/06/2026
I've spent the last two months putting together this exhaustive analysis of the New York Times coverage of trans people. It covers 3,242 articles over 12 years. In 2022, the NYT shifted towards a hostile stance towards trans people in their framing. www.thedissident.news/exclusive-ho...
thedissident.news
Exclusive: How The New York Times Changed Its Coverage of Trans People
An exhaustive analysis of over 3,242 articles by the New York Times covering transgender issues from 2014-2026 revealed a stark shift towards hostile framing in 2022. In January 2015, the New York Ti...
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Nicholas Grossman @nicholasgrossman.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
The theory that “electable” means “work to appease right-wing bigots under the assumption that majorities agree with them, at least partially, and they prioritize it when voting” has been tried. It has failed. Try something else.
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Mark Cohen @mpc.sh · 22/06/2026
nice
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Mark Cohen @mpc.sh · 21/02/2026
fully vaccinated by the blood of jesus
Photo of the back of a gray Tesla. It has a Washington license plate and two stickers. To the right of the plate is a sticker with black cursive lettering but it says "Jesus loves you". To the left of the plate is a sticker with colorful block lettering and a crucifix with a blue cloth draped over it that says "fully vaccinated by the blood of Jesus".
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Mark Cohen @mpc.sh · 18/06/2026
nice! now let's close the bridge to cars :)
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Sharon 🪳🌹 @sharonk.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
it's remarkable how like, you can visibly notice how people who still use X regularly are either getting dragged to the right (if on the centre-left or centre) or just getting more toxic in general
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Mark Cohen @mpc.sh · 12/06/2026
fuck yourself
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Mark Cohen @mpc.sh · 11/06/2026
we are reaching heretofore unprecedented levels of back (bill wurtz has posted his second video in as many weeks after a nearly four year hiatus) youtu.be/mO8pKHJcoAc
youtu.be
nametags, for nameless people
YouTube video by bill wurtz
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Mark Cohen @mpc.sh · 09/06/2026
when I was a kid I asked my dad why we only ever watched college basketball, never NBA, and he told me that the pros play heartless basketball - no hustle. it's game 3 of the finals and these guys are absolutely lollygagging, moseying even
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Mark Cohen @mpc.sh · 09/06/2026
brilliant
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Mark Cohen @mpc.sh · 08/06/2026
even worse: "offline siri" has supposedly been available on ios 15 / iphone xs and later. and yet!!
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Mark Cohen @mpc.sh · 08/06/2026
I really don't give two shits about any of the apple intelligence or siri updates _unless_ they address my white whale: play my fucking music when I'm driving through the mountains with no cell service
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Mark Cohen @mpc.sh · 06/06/2026
stay out of the left lane till you're ready for that life
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P(aul) Frazee @pfrazee.com · 06/06/2026
Some days you think about all of the stories that got Bluesky here and it's honestly hard to believe. The closest thing that I could probably compare it to, is how back in nineteen ninety eight the undertaker threw mankind off hell in a cell and plummeted sixteen feet through an announcers table.
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Mark Cohen @mpc.sh · 04/06/2026
@engineeringbae.bsky.social !!!
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Leonardo DiCaprio Points: 'Yes, That's It!'
ALT: Leonardo DiCaprio Points: 'Yes, That's It!'
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