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Mark Cohen @mpc.sh · 02/09/2026
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Tweet from ronnie chen, @rondoftw, from 11:11am on October 26th, 2022. 848 retweets, 134 quote tweets, 10.6K likes.

"day 3 with an e-bike and I have come to the conclusion that all the annoying evangelical e-bike enthusiasts weren't promoting them hard enough"
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Mark Cohen @mpc.sh · 26/08/2026
birthday nails!
Photo of my hands curled up to show off my nails. Each nail has extraordinarily intricate art featuring psychedelic scenes in iridescent / chromed colors.Close-up of the right non-thumb fingers. Left to right: a portal in a field with a silhouette in it; two sparkly humanoid clouds embracing in a field; a bust of a woman's head with one big eye for a face against an electric pink background; the titular imaginal disk ensconced in a jeweled chrome border; a melting clock in a honeycomb lattice over gold chrome; a multicolored kaleidoscopic tunnel leading to a star or flash of light; a red humanoid with a seven pointed flower for a head on a warped checkerboard floor; a purple duck that looks a little high with a yellow beak and feet floats among the starsClose-up of the thumbs, featuring the album cover of Imaginal Disk by Magdalena Bay. The image is split seamlessly across the two nails. A demonic hand pinches an iridescent CD, and inserts it into a gash in the forehead of a dazed-looking woman with brown hair.
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Mark Cohen @mpc.sh · 20/08/2026
first adventures in infrared! #GrainSocial grain.social/profile/did:...
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Mark Cohen @mpc.sh · 06/08/2026
oh my _god_ I have never seen an AQI this high
An air quality sensor map around the town of Wenatchee, Washington. The map shows hilly terrain and a river running through the town. Air quality sensors are dotted around the map, all of them a disturbing deep maroon color, with PM2.5 values reaching as high as 768. There are about 16 sensors and the average among them is around 500.
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Mark Cohen @mpc.sh · 03/07/2026
lmao I unlocked the "god damnit" card today for the same reason
Screenshot of my 4x3 results. 173 points:
Completed! +100
Hub First +20
Purple First +15
Solved under 90 seconds +30
Efficient — the 12-click minimum +5
3-day streak +3
Above average — beat your average
Grellow — purple -> blue -> yellow -> green
God Damnit! — perfect but for one swapMy 4x3 results on a red background. It says:

July 3, 2026
173 pts
God Damnit!

And then it has my grid of squares, showing the results described by the previous screenshot
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Mark Cohen @mpc.sh · 17/06/2026
hey, I've been up there!
The summit complex of Mt Hood from the SE side - a rocky ridge leads up to a blank snow fieldMy friend posing on skis in front of the rocky ridge from the previous photo
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Mark Cohen @mpc.sh · 03/05/2026
I will never stop banging the drum of "Spike Jonze literally made a whole entire movie about this"!!
Movie poster for Her (2013), featuring a portrait of Theodore Twombly (Joaquin Phoenix)
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Mark Cohen @mpc.sh · 20/04/2026
will be exactly there on friday!! pic from my last trip
Mt Shasta covered in snow, viewed from the northwest. Shastina Cone is prominent in the foreground with the true summit behind it.
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Mark Cohen @mpc.sh · 12/03/2026
my favorite comedian complimented my nails 🥹😭 incredible to meet you tonight @feldfrog.bsky.social !!
Selfie of me and Benny Feldman, we're both doing peace signs and I'm wearing Benny's lice-infested steampunk hat
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Mark Cohen @mpc.sh · 10/03/2026
ahhhh, close! What's My JND? 0.0041 Can you beat it? www.keithcirkel.co.uk/whats-my-jnd...
Your Delta-E OK JND

0.0041

You're seeing differences that most colour scientists would call noise. If you're not already calibrating displays for a living, you're leaving money on the table.

Button: share result

Button: again. I can do better.

Link: read the post about this.
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Mark Cohen @mpc.sh · 21/02/2026
fully vaccinated by the blood of jesus
Photo of the back of a gray Tesla. It has a Washington license plate and two stickers. To the right of the plate is a sticker with black cursive lettering but it says "Jesus loves you". To the left of the plate is a sticker with colorful block lettering and a crucifix with a blue cloth draped over it that says "fully vaccinated by the blood of Jesus".
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Mark Cohen @mpc.sh · 13/02/2026
watching the @googleballs.com in olympic snowboard cross 🔴🔵🟢🟡
Photo of four snowboarders on a downhill course wearing bright red, green, yellow, and blue jerseys
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Mark Cohen @mpc.sh · 06/02/2026
reading now :) jsyk I think I found a typo in the editor's note? "...what might be worth s there are others..."
Screenshot of text in a terminal, with the line in question highlighted
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Mark Cohen @mpc.sh · 31/01/2026
oh I 100% remember this! UChicago actually cancelled classes that day
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Mark Cohen @mpc.sh · 27/01/2026
(yes I have this in my calendar, why do you ask?)
TODAY 1/27/26
Holocaust Remembrance Day
Large Boulder The Size of a Small Boulder Day
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Mark Cohen @mpc.sh · 27/01/2026
happy large boulder the size of a small boulder day to all those who celebrate
Tweet from San Miguel Sheriff @SheriffAlert, from 11:45 AM on January 27th, 2020. "Large boulder the size of a small boulder is completely blocking eastbound lane Highway 145 mm78 at Silverpick Rd. Please use caution and watch for emergency vehicles in the area." Includes a picture of a sheriff's vehicle on a snowy mountain road, facing off with a large boulder the size of a small boulder in the middle of the road.

7.6K replies, 83K retweets (including mine), 283K likes (including mine), 12K bookmarks (including mine)
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Mark Cohen @mpc.sh · 27/01/2026
I don't brag about this enough but I once got to slice @bencollins.bsky.social in half, in cold blood. and I think that's pretty cool
A red impostor (from Among Us)
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Mark Cohen @mpc.sh · 15/01/2026
I still have this saved on my phone from 4 years ago when I discovered the same thing and tweeted about it
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Mark Cohen @mpc.sh · 14/01/2026
LFG #CluesBySam - Jan 14th 2026 (Tricky) 01:57 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩
Clues by Sam results showing a perfect grid and 1m57s solve time. Additionally visible: "You ranked in the top 5%", and "Only 42% others had a perfect solve."
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Mark Cohen @mpc.sh · 11/12/2025
look at my snowpack dawgggggg
Screenshot of the Alpental at Snoqualmie base area webcam. There's a ski lift running diagonally through the frame, over a moderate ski slope. It's foggy and there is absolutely zero snow on the ground.
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Mark Cohen @mpc.sh · 10/12/2025
69 likes in 25 seconds, nice
A screenshot of Ken's skeet showing 11 reskeets (including me) and 69 likes (including me), with a timestamp of 25 seconds ago
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Mark Cohen @mpc.sh · 08/12/2025
Tweet by @KylePlantEmoji: "Choosing to pronounce Obamagate like it's a Japanese word"

119 replies, 2.1K retweets, 22K likes (including me), 152 bookmarks (including me)
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Mark Cohen @mpc.sh · 05/12/2025
big mcthankies from mcspanky's!
Skeet standing with his hands on his hips, dressed in his McSpanky's uniform, flanked by to-go containers and commercial vent fans
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Mark Cohen @mpc.sh · 01/12/2025
day 1!
Snowy mountain with some zig-zag tracks leading up to the summitAlpenglow sunset view of lots of tree-covered hills and high snowy mountains from the top of the mountain in the last photo
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Mark Cohen @mpc.sh · 24/11/2025
screenshot from bill quartz's "what is love?". lo-fi graphic of a bowl filled with neon purple blocks, with stylized text that says "Pablao rectangles" "mmm, my favorite brand."
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Mark Cohen @mpc.sh · 12/11/2025
tower.
Sutro Tower hanging above Oracle Park, backlit by the sunset, shot from the water on the Alameda Seaplane ferry
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Mark Cohen @mpc.sh · 12/11/2025
didn't realize @goose.art had an office on lake union??
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Mark Cohen @mpc.sh · 16/10/2025
oh hey, didn't realize your mom's balcony was in Kimberley, South Africa
a screenshot of Google Maps zoomed out on the town of Kimberley, South Africa. Major highways are visible leaving the city in several directions. One of the few visible labeled places on the map reads: "The Big Hole viewing platform"
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Mark Cohen @mpc.sh · 08/10/2025
making an eldritch onlyfans for posting
A Yu-Gi-Oh card called "Dimensionhole"
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Mark Cohen @mpc.sh · 05/10/2025
I don't appreciate being misjudged like that, Old Navy
Sign above shelves full of jeans with a woman posing in all denim that says "WOW STRAIGHT"
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Mark Cohen @mpc.sh · 02/10/2025
ooh look at this cute little image you can generate!
Pink background. Top text: "SOLVED Oct 2nd 2025". Four black & white images in a grid. Top left: a faceless outline drawing of a sleuth holding a magnifying glass, subtext "Clues by Sam". Top right: faceless outline of a man in a suit with two bars underneath. Bottom left: faceless outline of a woman, subtext "A certain dog is lurking behind one of the criminals". Bottom right: a 4x5 grid showing my puzzle results, all checkboxes. Text below the images: "Under 9 minutes".
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Mark Cohen @mpc.sh · 30/09/2025
& other photos from the Vancouver waterfront yesterday :)
A double rainbow over a row of seaplanes in Vancouver Harbor, flanked by North Vancouver and the mountains. The Chevron seaplane fuel station is floating off to the left behind the seaplanes.People leaning on a railing over the water looking at the double rainbowA rainbow touches down on the water in front of North Vancouver. A ferry is toward the camera. The rainbow connects all the way to the ground, appearing as if it were a spotlight aimed at some of the buildings.Intense sunset / post-storm light washes over the clouds and water in Vancouver Harbor. Parked seaplanes in the foreground are flanked by a docked container ship and cranes, as well as the Ironworkers Memorial Bridge.
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Mark Cohen @mpc.sh · 30/09/2025
gay chevron
A rainbow ends at the surface right in line with the floating Chevron seaplane fuel station in the Vancouver harbor. Amber sunset / post-storm light washes over North Vancouver and the mountains.
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Mark Cohen @mpc.sh · 27/09/2025
in Berlin, there's a car sharing service called MILES, and people love to scrape off the bottom arm of the E in the decals
Photo of a black station wagon. Decal on the front door: "RENT. RIDE. REPEAT". Decal below the rear window: "MILFS"
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Mark Cohen @mpc.sh · 18/09/2025
timeline cleanse: the seattle skyline as viewed from don armeni park, august 2022
The Seattle skyline at night. The sky is pitch black, and everything from the Space Needle to the Columbia Tower is lit up. The city lights are reflecting in huge stripes across the water of Elliott Bay, and there is a surprising amount of pink, purple, blue, and red light, in addition to the ordinary warm white of most buildings.
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Mark Cohen @mpc.sh · 03/09/2025
another shot with the hyperzoom from the other day: the sunset lit up just this one house and nothing else for a minute
A relatively wide angle photo of the Eastlake area in Seattle as viewed from Gas Works Park. Foreground is a grass hill with a few paved paths and plenty of people. Behind that is the water of Lake Union, then Eastlake and northern Capitol Hill rise out of the water. The hill is probably half trees and half buildings, and one lone building in the center of the hill looks like it's on fire from how it's catching the sun. The sky is partly blue and partly cloudy, the clouds are a warm orange grey.A hyperzoom shot of the lit-up house from the last photo. Barely larger than a speck in that wide shot, the house now takes up probably half of the frame. It legitimately looks like it's on fire, the house's many large windows are producing dazzling reflections of the setting sun. The house is surrounded by green trees, and a couple tall highway lamp posts rise up from beyond the bottom of the frame.
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Mark Cohen @mpc.sh · 02/09/2025
Hyper zoom photo of the setting sun flankin a bridge. The sun and sky are very orange, and the bridge is only visible in silhouette.
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Mark Cohen @mpc.sh · 02/09/2025
gonna start posting some of my photography here, I think
A super zoom shot of the Space Needle in Seattle. Only the top of the tower is visible: the exterior elevator rails, the glass observation deck, and the spire with the US flag. It's set against a featureless, warm gray sky.
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Mark Cohen @mpc.sh · 01/09/2025
possibly the greatest Clues by Sam result ever I solved the daily Clues by Sam (Sep 1st 2025) in 04:20 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 cluesbysam.com
Screenshot of my Clues by Sam result for proof. A fully green grid indicating no mistakes and no hints used, "Solved in 04:20"
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Mark Cohen @mpc.sh · 31/08/2025
birthday nails :))
The forefingers of both of my hands, adorned with very intricate nail artRight hand close-upLeft hand close-upThumbs close-up
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Mark Cohen @mpc.sh · 30/07/2025
god damn I miss animatedtext
A tweet from @animatedtext. 325 retweets, 953 likes, 37 bookmarks, including my own. In wavy yellow and pink block lettering, it reads: "might disturb the family dynamics by demanding respect for my gender"
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Mark Cohen @mpc.sh · 28/07/2025
ooh, an excuse to post my footage of the august 2020 derecho that hit chicago!!
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Mark Cohen @mpc.sh · 20/07/2025
ooh I often do this exact pattern except with my thumb being the odd one!
My hands curled to show off my nails. The right hand has white hearts on a purple background, and my left hand has purple hearts on a white background. Except the thumbs on each hand are inverted to match the others hand.
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Mark Cohen @mpc.sh · 16/07/2025
@radicalgraffiti.bsky.social "land back" on a chase bank sign in seattle
A vertical chase bank sign against a sidewalk and a blue sky. The words "LAND BACK" are written in green ink under the "CHASE" lettering. The "A"s in "LAND BACK" are anarchist circle-As.
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Mark Cohen @mpc.sh · 07/07/2025
lmao I reference this tweet like once a month
Screenshot of a tweet from "grace spelman", @GraceSpelman. 103 comments, 2.8K retweets, 21K likes, 260 bookmarks (including me). Posted 7:21am on December 13th, 2020. The tweet reads:

me: gender is a social construct

me to my cat: Mr. Sir! You are just a little boy who is a man. Mr. Sir Boy!
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Mark Cohen @mpc.sh · 03/07/2025
chat I was just woken up 3 hours early to a false fire alarm triggered by fucking BABY SPIDERS. BABY SPIDERS IN MY SMOKE DETECTOR. WHYYYY DOES THIS SHIT ALWAYS HAPPEN TO ME 💀
Pic of the smoke detector in question. Baby spiders are barely visible, parent spider is sitting on the edge of the ceiling.Zoomed in pic of the smoke detector in question. Baby spiders are visible crawling on and around it as little black dots.
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Mark Cohen @mpc.sh · 10/06/2025
banner day for @jordan.har.band
Apple's iPadOS 26 website showing off the new iPad windowing system
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Mark Cohen @mpc.sh · 05/06/2025
congrats! I noticed that the web landing page still says "telnet issue2.anewsession.com"
A mobile screenshot of anewsession.com, with the first heading of text pointing visitors to issue2, not issue3
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Mark Cohen @mpc.sh · 22/04/2025
I see your 666 and raise you this one I got the other day
A text message that reads "ADP: To finish signing in, enter 420666. Never share this code with anyone, even if they say they are from ADP."
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Mark Cohen @mpc.sh · 21/04/2025
Lo and Li from Avatar: the Last Airbender, the two old women advisers to Princess Azula who often speak in unison. They're sitting on the deck of a boat looking to the side, maybe 10 feet apart, with an orange sky in the background.
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