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Mark Cohen

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LES FOURMIS, he told me, ONT MANGÉ VOTRE LINKY. (they)

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Mark Cohen @mpc.sh · 1h
no need for email specifically, they could just send invite links via whatever method (IG DM, text, etc) and their friends can link whatever accounts they want
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Seattle Department of Transportation @transportation.seattle.gov · 01/10/2026
Halloween is coming. You don’t have to go to a “trunk-or-treat” event in Seattle! You can close your neighborhood street to through-traffic – for free! Trick-or-Streets permits are free and easy to get. Join here: seattle.gov/transportation/trick-or-streets
The ancient two-panel Drake meme. On the top, he's looking away in disgust and holding his hand up. The text next to it says "Truck-or-treat". On the bottom, he looks pleased and is pointing toward text that says "Close your street".
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Mark Cohen @mpc.sh · 4h
I think they'd send invites to friends to link their accounts
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The Humanist Report @humanistreport.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Democrats will never learn.
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Mark Cohen @mpc.sh · 11h
it would have to be distributed as a self-hosted thing that one person per social graph cluster would stand up, and then each instance of it would scrape only that person's graph cluster on any given site
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Mark Cohen @mpc.sh · 22h
wait this is actually brilliant, and I feel like maybe doable? group invite system that allows you to configure what you feel "critical mass" is, and once everyone in your group gets to that point, kick off a mass migration? red-black deployment as a service for normies
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Mark Cohen @mpc.sh · 07/10/2026
I think it's likely true that macOS 27 made it harder, but Thaw v3 is absolute unusable garbage, even on 26 (my corp machine is still on 26). Bartender v7 on 27 is like, mildly janky, but way better than Thaw v3
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Mark Cohen @mpc.sh · 07/10/2026
I just went crawling back to Bartender because the maintainers of Thaw took a great, working OSS project and turned it into a broken, bloated, unusable pile of slop 😩
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Mark Cohen @mpc.sh · 06/10/2026
I also read it that way; I think as a subset it's kind of objectively a lot (whether it's worthwhile is another question). but my point was more that it seems inconsistent to me to scoff at the numbers (either the shoddily reported comparisons or the more realistic figures) without that context
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Mark Cohen @mpc.sh · 05/10/2026
I have no idea whether alfalfa is an efficient food to grow, but like. food feeds people. how many people would those acres feed?
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Mark Cohen @mpc.sh · 05/10/2026
I mean, yeah, 5% is a lot! it's bizarre to me that the other person in your replies is calling the reporters "innumerate" and then seemingly implicitly asserting that 5% is negligible in this context
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Mark Cohen @mpc.sh · 05/10/2026
I... does that not mean that the group used ~5% as much water as the entire city..?
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xkcd title text @xkcd-titletext.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Title text: "The sun and the moon appear the same size in the sky, even though in real life the sun is more than twice as big. Some call this lucky alignment coincidence; others say it's proof that sometimes things can be the same size." Alt text: explainxkcd.com/3301#Transcript
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Mark Cohen @mpc.sh · 19/09/2026
neither here nor there but your username and display name are S tier. up there with @comraderobot.bsky.social
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Mark Cohen @mpc.sh · 19/09/2026
it really does read to me as "hey man, I only know a small % of what *you* go through, but I can only imagine how *hard* it must be to deal with the unwashed masses all day". and like I don't know how sincere that is on Bree's part, but it's just amazing to me that *that's* what gets Aaron to engage
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Mark Cohen @mpc.sh · 19/09/2026
idk man. I'm sure you get plenty of egregious misinterpretations, probably even some deliberate ones. that's just... life in 2026! if your reaction is to *publicly give up on anticipating how your communication is received*?! then maybe you should pick a different career! bsky.app/profile/aaro...
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Mark Cohen @mpc.sh · 19/09/2026
not to Wade too far into the Discourse but the whole thread above this skeet is just so abjectly insane to me. the amount of obsequiousness and just straight-up *babying* people have to do in order to have a semblance of a normal conversation with the HEAD of t&s..! bsky.app/profile/regr...
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Mark Cohen @mpc.sh · 19/09/2026
unintentional /r/boottoobig!!
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Mark Cohen @mpc.sh · 16/09/2026
oh hey, that's my hometown!! a delightful and surprising W
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Mark Cohen @mpc.sh · 16/09/2026
is this how I find out that Zam Reich ISN'T a muppet????? my life is a fucking lie Sam what have you done 😭
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Mark Cohen @mpc.sh · 16/09/2026
lmao I just checked and she hasn't posted on here in ~2 weeks but is very active on twitter 🫥
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Eric Columbus @ericcolumbus.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
GEFILTE PHISHING
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Mark Cohen @mpc.sh · 15/09/2026
got so crossfaded last night (covid + flu shots), so hungover rn (slightly feverish, headachey)
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Mark Cohen @mpc.sh · 14/09/2026
bikeable!
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Mark Cohen @mpc.sh · 12/09/2026
just ordered one for myself last night!
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Mark Cohen @mpc.sh · 10/09/2026
sub-90s too, but that was only in the image??
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Mark Cohen @mpc.sh · 10/09/2026
dunno what y'all are doing but 💅🏻 September 10, 2026 156 points • No mistakes 🌟🟦🟦 🌟🟩🟩 🌟🟪🟪 🌟🟨🟨 4x3.fun
4x3.fun
4 × 3
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Moose booooogelow @moosebigelow.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Lenny from the simpsons changing a sign that says 365 days without charlie kirk saying something racist
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Mark Cohen @mpc.sh · 09/09/2026
Feel like pure shit just want her back x youtube.com/watch?v=K92S...
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How I Android: Keymonk Keyboard
YouTube video by Android Authority
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Mark Cohen @mpc.sh · 08/09/2026
...are you seriously trying to tell me that's NOT just Kurt Maloney with slightly longer hair?????
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Mark Cohen @mpc.sh · 07/09/2026
do I know anyone with laser cutting experience? 👀
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Ash @queerash.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Ancient Greeks when Pythagoras started using fractions:
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Mark Cohen @mpc.sh · 05/09/2026
happy birthday fellow birthday manicure enjoyer 😁 bsky.app/profile/mpc....
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Mark Cohen @mpc.sh · 02/09/2026
evergreen
Tweet from ronnie chen, @rondoftw, from 11:11am on October 26th, 2022. 848 retweets, 134 quote tweets, 10.6K likes.

"day 3 with an e-bike and I have come to the conclusion that all the annoying evangelical e-bike enthusiasts weren't promoting them hard enough"
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Mark Cohen @mpc.sh · 02/09/2026
oh and registration, I forgot about registration. my tabs are like $700/yr!
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Mark Cohen @mpc.sh · 02/09/2026
I admittedly don't shop at costco specifically, but even my non-cargo ebike has hauled some pretty impressive loads. but I could've just as easily chosen a cargo model and I wouldn't hesitate to make a costco run with it
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Mark Cohen @mpc.sh · 02/09/2026
fwiw I have a class 3 non-cargo ebike, and I literally don't use my vehicle within the city. I frequently do Ballard <-> Rainier Valley for weeknight events, it's way faster than transit and frequently faster than driving
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Mark Cohen @mpc.sh · 02/09/2026
but consider: "pretty serious cargo bike" is cheaper than "cheapest little car"! plus no gas, maintenance, or insurance www.dandelion.bike/bikes/cargo
dandelion.bike
Cargo E-Bikes at Dandelion
it does what it does.
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Mark Cohen @mpc.sh · 02/09/2026
how far afield? also are we comparing to acoustic bike or e-bike?
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Mark Cohen @mpc.sh · 02/09/2026
vista house!!
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Leonardo DiCaprio Points: 'Yes, That's It!'
Alt: Leonardo DiCaprio sitting up, snapping, pointing
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Mark Cohen @mpc.sh · 01/09/2026
three all timers for me too. I would also submit for consideration: - Blonde (Frank Ocean) - For Emma, Forever Ago (Bon Iver)
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Mark Cohen @mpc.sh · 27/08/2026
I am at this point comfortable saying that Imaginal Disk is the best record I've heard in my life. bless yourself today if you've not heard it album.link/s/2Htq1sHgmd...
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Mark Cohen @mpc.sh · 31/08/2026
(tap through, the payoff is huge)
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Mark Cohen @mpc.sh · 31/08/2026
bsky.app/profile/mpc....
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Mark Cohen @mpc.sh · 28/08/2026
OMG LONG LIVE JUSTINE BEEBOR. I ALMOST FORGOT ABOUT HER
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Mark Cohen @mpc.sh · 27/08/2026
I am at this point comfortable saying that Imaginal Disk is the best record I've heard in my life. bless yourself today if you've not heard it album.link/s/2Htq1sHgmd...
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Mark Cohen @mpc.sh · 26/08/2026
birthday nails!
Photo of my hands curled up to show off my nails. Each nail has extraordinarily intricate art featuring psychedelic scenes in iridescent / chromed colors.Close-up of the right non-thumb fingers. Left to right: a portal in a field with a silhouette in it; two sparkly humanoid clouds embracing in a field; a bust of a woman's head with one big eye for a face against an electric pink background; the titular imaginal disk ensconced in a jeweled chrome border; a melting clock in a honeycomb lattice over gold chrome; a multicolored kaleidoscopic tunnel leading to a star or flash of light; a red humanoid with a seven pointed flower for a head on a warped checkerboard floor; a purple duck that looks a little high with a yellow beak and feet floats among the starsClose-up of the thumbs, featuring the album cover of Imaginal Disk by Magdalena Bay. The image is split seamlessly across the two nails. A demonic hand pinches an iridescent CD, and inserts it into a gash in the forehead of a dazed-looking woman with brown hair.
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Mark Cohen @mpc.sh · 26/08/2026
I am literally always saying this
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Mark Cohen @mpc.sh · 21/08/2026
Fuji X-H2 converted by Kolari, and I got their clip-in IRChrome Lite and 720nm filters!
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Mark Cohen @mpc.sh · 21/08/2026
oooh! a fellow Seattle IR shooter?! bsky.app/profile/mpc....
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