Andrew Granola @mourningcake.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Once again, Iowa is leading the way in innovation 120
Andrew Granola @mourningcake.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Q: why did the Chicagoan cross the road? A: I don’t know because @kyleskey.bsky.social ate the punchline to this joke! 110
Andrew Granola @mourningcake.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I’m saving my best attacks for later this week. Stay tuned! 210
Andrew Granola @mourningcake.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Be sure to stay for the post credits where it’s revealed that my wife still loves me!! (I might have imagined this part) 120
Andrew Granola @mourningcake.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Just making sure BBA gets to see this #terrific meme! 210
Andrew Granola @mourningcake.bsky.social · 04/10/2026LA going decades with 2 teams, decades with 0 and then 2 again 111
Andrew Granola @mourningcake.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Overflow crowd for Digger!! Tickets going for $300 on the street! 320
Andrew Granola @mourningcake.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Stop. Touchdown. 2pt conversion. Stop. Touchdown. 2pt conversion. Stop. FG. Win. Easy. 120
Reposted by Andrew GranolaLucy Rohden @lucyrohden.bsky.social · 03/10/2026ohio state is trying to kill the iowa football team in front of the children somebody do something 61209
Andrew Granola @mourningcake.bsky.social · 01/10/2026will they be releasing you from prison in November or did you fart in front of the parole board again? 130
Andrew Granola @mourningcake.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I saw @kyleskey.bsky.social walk into Lake Michigan… I couldn’t tell if it was air bubbles or fart bubbles on the surface 220
Andrew Granola @mourningcake.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Herman Melville: Imagine a whale. Fuck you, it’s way cooler than that. 011110
Andrew Granola @mourningcake.bsky.social · 29/09/2026“You guys seen any good whale pussy lately?” Rob Delaney at a gam 180
Andrew Granola @mourningcake.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I’m hurling 50 diseased cows via catapult into Illinois tonight for this post. Think on your sins 020
Andrew Granola @mourningcake.bsky.social · 28/09/2026It took Michael Jordan a decade to turn around the dog shit Chicago Bulls organization 100
Andrew Granola @mourningcake.bsky.social · 28/09/2026“Iowa coded” means you’ve probably modeled in Europe and ate #beef for breakfast So yes, a good thing 020
Andrew Granola @mourningcake.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I’ve gone through hypnotherapy to “tune out” @kyleskey.bsky.social 120
Andrew Granola @mourningcake.bsky.social · 28/09/2026New Caitlin Clark Nike ads on Court Ave in Des Moines #blessed 210
Andrew Granola @mourningcake.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Drinking beer from a grain bin like a true #Iowan (hero) 4220
Andrew Granola @mourningcake.bsky.social · 28/09/2026nobody would’ve watched The Bear if they filmed it in Toronto 010
Andrew Granola @mourningcake.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I’m famous there! St Louis is destined for greatness again. They just $1 trillion of investment and they’re back baby! bsky.app/profile/mour... 010
Andrew Granola @mourningcake.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Second Missouri offense for Bateman, all of Ozark filmed in Georgia. Also Spielberg set Disclosure Day in Kansas City but filmed in Atlanta 020
Andrew Granola @mourningcake.bsky.social · 27/09/2026you would think with all the Bud Light and Jamba Juice money, they could’ve actually filmed DTF St Louis in St Louis 330
Andrew Granola @mourningcake.bsky.social · 26/09/2026“It’s rained enough in Iowa” Official statement from Andrew Granola (9/26/26) 140
Andrew Granola @mourningcake.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Good time to remind those just tuning in… Delaniacs are normal (sexually) 120
Andrew Granola @mourningcake.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I assume TJ is for Trader Joe’s and these #teens are laughing at people trying to find a parking space 110
Reposted by Andrew GranolaOnion Sports @onionsports.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Rockies Pitcher Pledges To Give Up Home Run For Sick Child theonion.com/rockies-pitc... 211271174
Andrew Granola @mourningcake.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I’ll be out there at some point to get my BBL touched up! 010
Andrew Granola @mourningcake.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Swedish IKEA taking revenge on their innocent Norwegian neighbors smh 120
Andrew Granola @mourningcake.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I personally blame Illinois for this. Every time I think about them it’s like taking a cold shower with a dose of anti-viagra 010
