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Sven Schofield

@moteafloat.bsky.social
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He/Him/It My beloved and our mischief of chaos-potatoes strive together to flourish a community in joyful defiance of the Anthropocene. You can call it hope, but I prefer grit/determination. Pillar art commissioned by Haley at smallscomms.carrd.co

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Mei 🪽 @meidotwav.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
treat your body like a data center. consume as much water, art and literature as possible. upset local municipalities with your existence.
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Lisounours @lise-l.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Ils étaient mi-cerf mi-escargot, et re mi-cerf derrière
Image de deux cerfs allongés devant des rouleaux de foin
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Sven Schofield @moteafloat.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It irks me how often various orgs have QR codes littered throughout their documentation and information pathways. Just scan the QR on a form you've required me to download and print? I'm already clicking and scrolling; what's wrong with a hyperlink?
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
In panel one, we see a crow’s face. It says, “I AM DEATH’S MESSENGER”.
In panel two, we see the same crow’s face. It continues, “YOUR TIME IS NEAR”.
In panel four, we see the crow awkwardly hopping away from a stick figure.
In panel five, we see the grim reaper with the crow perched on his hand. The grim reaper says, “So you should probably fly away dramatically instead.”
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 07/10/2026
Setting aside that Of Course he is an obvious Republican, to the extent that he looks like the living embodiment of Manifest Destiny ‘Staying Quiet’ is & should be treated as adopting a firm political position. One of tacit acceptance of violence & oppression It’s not neutrality, you chose a side.
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🎃 Halloween Keeps Frightening 🎃 @historykeeper.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Contrary to the PM's statement, the "worst attack against Jewish people since the Holocaust" took place in Argentina in 1976-1983, and was backed by Israel. "Jewish victims may have been as high as 3,000. Despite being less than 1% of the population, Jews made up around 12% of the victims..."
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History of the Jews in Argentina - Wikipedia
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Black Guy Does Sociology @blackmanbeyond.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Every day I am more and more certain of the accuracy of the sociological premise that most people learn that domination and inequality are "normal" due to socialization within the family unit. AKA a lot of people never get a chance to develop genuine empathy/learn signs of unhealthy relationships.
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Múmer @mumermao.eurosky.social · 04/10/2026
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 05/10/2026
I don’t understand why people just jump to the conclusion that voters are the root of electoral outcomes but don’t consider that the people who control the most sophisticated ‘info’ output & surveillance networks on the globe have figured out how to reliably subvert the democratic process by now
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Sven Schofield @moteafloat.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
So it IS doable. Did you catch this, Firefox?
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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I think the problem is that for whatever reason, society/the media/whoever have correctly determined we need a way to reintegrate millions of people into society and from that incorrectly determined the way to do so is for the people who were wronged to apologize to the people who wronged them.
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
been enjoying nivalis nights (cyberpunk restaurant sim) & this one post on the reddit cracked me up:
Everything was great, and then apparently one of my waiters drank customer drinks, all day, and tanked me down to 2 stars. What is going on?! Why can't I deo something about this? There are about 80 of these reviews.

(a series of complaints about the waiter drinking the customers' drinks)
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Chef Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedy.northsky.social · 03/10/2026
the bluesky experience
the meme of the two identical nations but with different adjectives applied to their ships and castles, one set positive one negative, in this case everything has been changed to "jokes"

so on the left it's: "our blessed jokes, our glorious jokes, our great jokes, our noble jokes, our heroic jokes"

on the right it's: "their barbarous jokes, their wicked jokes, their primitive jokes, their backward jokes, their brutish jokes"
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Olivia Just Wants Tech To Be Fun Again @kingdomfantasy6.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This is what I'm talking about when I bring up that genAI bots are making it impossible for an open web to actually exist. It becomes expensive, a pain, and domain providers like cloudflare are profiting off both the people making bots and the people who don't have the tech skills to fight them off
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Amy Vants to Suck Your Blood 🩸 @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
sundays are for dissociating for three hours because you have to do A Chore
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Widge @widgeroni.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
To be fair if half of our economy was sunk into building screw drivers, I’d also be very skeptical.
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Just in case you didn't know ModRetro fucking sucks and "Automated War Initiative" is a disgusting title Also, War Crime Enthusiast Palmer Luckey is incredibly thin skinned and will chase you around various social media platforms if you talk sauce about him and his shitty M64. Worth it.
FB comment:

Palmer Luckey: Mike Fink the M64 is $230 not $320 and it is far more powerful than the Mister. We developed our own core and open sourceed all the hardware and software 

And Aduril helps kill Russians, not children

Me: Palmer Free Luckey that's without the controller, not included, which is $90 

And also fuck youWe still clown on you with memes
Palmer Luckey and is shit handheld emulator, along with other fascists that don't care about human life, like Elon Musk and JD Vance
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Sven Schofield @moteafloat.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
at times
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Chef Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedy.northsky.social · 03/10/2026
Sometimes you have to get up real early to see something real beautiful
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Chiitan🌈ちぃたん☆ @chiitan.love · 21/03/2026
You can give all your love to another even when loving yourself seems impossible. That doesn't lessen your heart's truth. But starting to care for yourself doubles the love —you give more to them, and beautifully back to you. Your soul is worthy of gentleness. Nurture it. You're enough🏳️‍⚧️🌈
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Niko @ridanwise.newgrounds.com · 28/09/2026
Suddenly we too big a YouTuber for the icecream chair
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helen @homotoptheory.northsky.social · 01/10/2026
tumblr post:
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Aug 31, 2023
Every time some fash posts about Real Art vs
Duchamp's Fountain it's like lol that urinal has been kicking your ass for a hundred years

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Marcel Duchamp kicked the bucket 55 slutty, slutty years ago and you can't get him out of your head.
You're half as old as he is dead and you are worshiping at his altar, you are drinking his piss. He won.
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Sven Schofield @moteafloat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
damn, but that is the vibe
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Bex Ollerton @schnumn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I'm not doomed, I'm just late
A comic about feeling doomed. Bex is lay on the floor with her head down. She says,  "It's too late for me... I fucked everything up... I took too long..." She suddenly lifts her head and says, "then again, I'm always late..." Sitting up,  she says, "And it's usually fine..." Finally standing on her feet, she says, "So why am I worrying about it?"
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Maggie Astor @maggieastor.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The 988 suicide prevention hotline's Press 3 option — which provides specialized services to LGBTQ callers — has been restored more than a year after the Trump administration shut it down. Confirmed by HHS and the office of Senator Tammy Baldwin, who led on legislation that forced its restoration
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The first panel shows Sarah, the protagonist, holding a red ball labeled "A SILLY MEME".
The second panel shows Sarah taking the ball and going through a door labeled "GROUP CHAT".
The third panel shows a group of women sitting together and consoling one woman in the center. The woman in the center is saying "...And that's how it happened. It's been the worst day of my life."
The fourth panel shows Sarah standing in the doorway behind them awkwardly holding the red ball.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
@ThoughtSlime

People who become right wing because they get annoyed by leftists are weak willed, most leftists are annoyed by leftists every single day.
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Neato Tito @neatotito.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Illustration of a man firing a rifle at two bears attacking him

Man - Me
Further away bear - self doubt
Closer bear- This one is just a real bear
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Pop Crave @popcrave.com · 28/09/2026
Former ‘South Park’ writer Toby Morton has created a website to expose information about Cornell University’s administration in response to the group sexual assault case: “Accountability should not disappear when the headlines do. And we all know this headline will disappear.”
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Maple Syrup 🔞 @maplesyrupart.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
one of the worst and most terrifying pieces of information that ive learned is that in order to make friends you kind of have to be annoying to people. and if they like it thenn you can be friends. friendship is just when you both like when the other one is annoying
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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Shaaloani Roadhead 🔜 Claws Out @hyenablood.yeen.world · 25/09/2026
haus of decline's steven universe vs hitler comic edited

panel one now says steven universe vs america

panel two now says "what if we vote harder"

panel three is the same

panel four has been edited to say "I think we're gonna have to fully destroy and rebuild any system that would allow this to happen in the first place steven"
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frogfather @frogfather.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i don't know how beetle moses keeps up this 100% hit rate but damn
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Sven Schofield @moteafloat.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I've been made aware that increasing levels of self-censorship are culturally/strategically important for people trying to exist online w/o being hassled, but especially for younger people, which makes the topic generally 'out of my lane', but let me just say this. Ass. That's the word. None of this
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Erin Campbell @originaloestrus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
'Your friends are not your fans.' This should be required viewing for any content creator.
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Sven Schofield @moteafloat.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I will allow for the possibility, the slimmest possibility, mind you! - that anyone at all has come of with an actually compelling reason to read Jimmy D's book, let alone try to create content from it, but I feel a rare amount of safety and confidence in declaring that I'm disappointed in y'all
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Sven Schofield @moteafloat.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
privilege affords those who have it so many off-ramps to take so as to avoid the breakthrough that we can be the 'good people' we yearn to be by a process of owning our portion of complicity in upholding systems of oppression and exchanging our roles for community among the globally oppressed.
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Sven Schofield @moteafloat.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I'm sitting down and reading. This was the post in the thread I felt was particularly gripping.
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Joseph Cox @josephcox.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
New: hackers say they have personal data on all FBI employees and spouses. I got a sample of 5,000 alleged employees, including name, physical address, phone number, and in some cases spouses. Could be a massive national security and counterintelligence risk www.404media.co/we-hacked-th...
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‘We Hacked the FBI:’ Hackers Say They Have Data on All FBI Employees
A sample of 5,000 alleged agents seen by 404 Media includes names, addresses, phone numbers, and details on FBI employees' spouses.
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
In the first panel we see Sarah, the protagonist, next to a stick figure labeled “AI”. The stick figure says, “my outputs look just like yours now.”
The second panel zooms in on Sarah’s face. Above her we see text reading “I think”.
The third panel zooms in closer on Sarah’s face. Text above her reads “you missed”.
The fourth panel shows Sarah drawing happily in a sunlit room. The text above her reads “the point”.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: Genghis khan is sitting in a throne room. His advisor enters with a fruity drink in hand. The advisor proclaims, “Genghis Khan! I bring a gift from a faraway land!” Panel 2: he continues, “a ‘strawberry margarita.’” Genghis takes a delicate yet generous sip. Panel 3: Genghis and his advisor exchange smiles. Genghis says, “yeeooo that’s fire”
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jamie loftus @jamieloftus.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
new tradition: custom trophy with an L i took in the previous year
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mcc @dryad.technology · 20/09/2026
Hey, I notice you're trying to influence political candidates during an election. That's really inconvenient, politically speaking. Wouldn't it be better to wait until after the election, when the candidate has everything they need from you, and you have zero leverage?
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Marielle Hellraiser 💀 @mags.colvett.online · 18/09/2026
“I ASKED FOR EXPERIENCES AND I GOT THEM” is going to be psychically load-bearing for the rest of my life I fear
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I ASKED FOR EXPERIENCES AND I GOT THEM!!!! LIFE IS NEITHER INDIFFERENT NOR CARING!!!! SHE IS ONLY MOTION!!!! BROTHER GET IN THE BOAT!!!!! OR SINK!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 21/09/2026
A mocked up FBI wanted poster with six variations of Bugs Bunny dressed as hilarious women

Left to right:
Classic housewife bugs bunny in a peach dress with French curls and a blue bonnet 

Sexy snow bunny bugs bunny in a form fitting yellow ski suit & red lipstick 

Classy rocket bra bugs bunny in a pink blouse and a choker and red heels and a blue skirt 

Green nightgown bugs bunny looking alluring 

Cavewoman bugs bunny in an orange tattered one piece slip making a come hither expression 

Flapper bugs bunny in a red dance outfit and a big bowler hat
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Dylan Macri, Cadhla182, Commissions Open @dylanmacri.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Yeah you can replace real men Walkenbot. Make the people happy.
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Abra / Jessica Conwell, Carmella Creeper's Gender Doula🏳️‍⚧️ 🇲🇽🌼 @pairofclaws.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Imagine sucking so hard at your job that "Everyone is making fun of this dork because his ideas suck so hard" becomes a trending topic on the website you work for.
Screenshot of bluesky trending topics:

5. Bluesky plans toxicity scores. Users mock Aaron Rodericks' plan to rate accounts by toxicity and limit visibility
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Sven Schofield @moteafloat.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Shop this one into the position of any cherub in any painting
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 18/09/2026
Share if you agree
Fat little chihuahua puppy (maybe?) looking extremely round and smiling lying on a tan fleece blanket
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