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Andy Morwood

@morwoo.bsky.social
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These days I mostly just sit down a lot 🦥 | He/Him

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Andy Morwood @morwoo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Things it is still not possible to do in Microsoft Outlook in the year of our lord 2026. Have a calendar meeting which more than one person is allowed to be the organiser of. Have a way to add notes to e-mails in a shared inbox so that other people know what's going on with the e-mail.
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Andy Morwood @morwoo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Zombie Denis Healey speaking at Labour conference is it?
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Andy Morwood @morwoo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Last night there was a noise and Nibbler was perturbed
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Andy Morwood @morwoo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
“Trump approval now at -22.4, his low point for the term and now lower than at any point in his first term, even after Jan. 6. By comparison, he was at a "mere" -11.6 at this point in 2018.” www.natesilver.net/p/trump-appr...
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How popular is Donald Trump?
Silver Bulletin approval ratings for President Trump — and all presidents since Truman.
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Andy Morwood @morwoo.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Someone was walking their skunk along the canal today
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Jonn Elledge @jonnelledge.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I have to tell you now that no such undertaking has been received - and that consequently, this country is at war with Piddington.
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Andy Morwood @morwoo.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Considering a trip to barber, more out of nostalgia than anything
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Andy Morwood @morwoo.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Because the state has loads of spare capacity at the moment!!!
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Andy Morwood @morwoo.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Long Lonely Road by Mystery Jets is *lovely* youtu.be/w_2zmyuKxLI?...
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Long Lonely Road
YouTube video by Mystery Jets - Topic
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Andy Morwood @morwoo.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Apparently they've cast the new #JamesBond.
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Andy Morwood @morwoo.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The train conductor greeted a passenger by name at Kirkstall Forge station, and when I reached Bradford, the staff were passing some toasted crumpets and a mug of coffee over the ticket barrier to another ticket checker
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Andy Morwood @morwoo.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Remind me to post a job advert like this to su.careers before I retire
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Andy Morwood @morwoo.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
If anyone can tell me what all the men suited and booted, wearing Yorkshire white rose ties and badges in Kings Cross station have been up to in London, I will transfer you 1p through PayPal
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Sam Freedman @samfr.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
New PISA data out England is now top ten in all three areas (reading, maths, science) and the second highest performing country outside of east Asia (after Estonia). This is a huge public policy success.
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Andy Morwood @morwoo.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
“Plans for major overhaul of councils halted” - www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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Plans for major overhaul of councils halted
Proposals to merge smaller councils to form larger authorities have been paused or withdrawn in a number of areas.
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Andy Morwood @morwoo.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
“Please, Blobby, my father was Mr Blob”
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Andy Morwood @morwoo.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
The aggregation of marginal gains
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Andy Morwood @morwoo.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Ah, man. Tim Curry.
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Jim Waterson @jim.londoncentric.media · 25/08/2026
Hahaha fucking helllllllll just read this. So many thoughts. Like “this is how you actually do money laundering, not on Oxford Street” and “British deference to small businesses being honest and taxpaying is the problem”. (Writes a small business owner.) www.theguardian.com/news/ng-inte...
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The other Post Office scandal: how organised crime launders money on the high street
The long read: Hundreds of millions of pounds of dirty money are being deposited at post offices every year. So why are the police reluctant to investigate the scale of the problem?
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Andy Morwood @morwoo.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Anna Maxwell Martin is very good. That is all.
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Andy Morwood @morwoo.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Thanks OneDrive. ThoneDrive.
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Andy Morwood @morwoo.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
TIL the SU has a shower
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Andy Morwood @morwoo.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
My wisdom tooth has its own little gum flap, a tiny fleshy hood, and now a piece of last tuesday’s dinner lives under there permanently, throbbing gently, like a lodger who won’t pay rent but also won’t leave
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Andy Morwood @morwoo.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Me: “This jigsaw you’re doing with a missing piece, surely you should throw it away rather than giving it back to the charity shop to continue the frustration with someone else?” Ana: “No. When education is not liberating the dream of the oppressed is to become the oppressor.”
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Andy Morwood @morwoo.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I see.
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Andy Morwood @morwoo.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Forgot dinner time is at lunch in Yorkshire. I’m in Leeds centre, and he is at my home, so have a very unhappy plumber. I have spent too long in London.
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BOOsky Eldritch 🖤👻🦝 @tenredpencils1.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
idk I feel like this is blatant misuse of the alert system
Archie my black and white cat shouting at me. There is a speech bubble saying severe alert with a yellow warning triangle. He is saying I have not had dinner. That was another cat disguised as me.
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👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 14/08/2026
Shame on Cambridge, shame on the racists, shame on every person who tokenised him and put him in this situation to begin with. Gods.
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Andy Morwood @morwoo.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Major Bin error, we assumed that the binmen would treat the bins like in Walthamstow where if they’re outside the house the binmen will take them. It seems in Leeds if they’re not on the pavement, they will not be taken, so we have to work out where to put our rubbish for the next two weeks.
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Andy Morwood @morwoo.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Mr. Jambo is a bop
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Andy Morwood @morwoo.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I still think of Matt Berry saying "Woodpecker?" when someone knocks on the door
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Andy Morwood @morwoo.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Bought an ice cream maker. Heatwave will be over by Thursday. This is just science, mate.
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Andy Morwood @morwoo.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
First day of the new commute, plus a seat on the train to Bradford
A path surrounded by lush trees and plants, with the Sun peeking through the trees.
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Andy Morwood @morwoo.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Moved from a London flat to a Leeds house and now I own a small indoor mountain. I have to physically climb to go to bed like a Victorian.
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London & Southeast🔅 @thesnowdreamer.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Today is 41st consecutive day without any measurable rain at #London Heathrow a new record at this site (1948-present). Second best streak 39 consecutive days without rain in June-July 2018. We are living through a historic dry spell. Just how far can it go? #drought
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Tumbleweeds in a Dry Desert Landscape
ALT: Tumbleweeds in a Dry Desert Landscape
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Andy Morwood @morwoo.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Needs must
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Mark GJ @brokentv.uk · 02/08/2026
I still find it astonishing that: * By 2019, Skype was the household name for online video calls, the Hoover or Aspirin of video calls * In 2020, a global pandemic made video calls the only way to speak to loved ones face to face * Practically nobody used Skype to do so
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Andy Morwood @morwoo.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Ancient technology
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Andy Morwood @morwoo.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
My partner is currently in a very expensive taxi to Leeds from London to pick up some keys from an estate agent that closes at 1pm following all trains out of Kings Cross getting cancelled. Everyone’s life will be significantly less stressful and cheaper this week if those keys are secured.
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Muppet's Deadline Reaction
ALT: Muppet's Deadline Reaction
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Henry Mance @henrymance.ft.com · 29/07/2026
update: Chris Philp has invaded France.
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Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
The crappy spread on the sandwiches totally ruined the funeral reception I was at yesterday. I told them "I can't bereave. It's not butter".
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London & Southeast🔅 @thesnowdreamer.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Today experienced the 24th day of year hitting 30C in London. For perspective in whole of 1980s we had 21 days.
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The Office: Woman Holding 'HOT' Sign
ALT: The Office: Woman Holding 'HOT' Sign
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Twlldun @twlldun.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
One of the things we have to relearn in the modern era is the correct level of consequences. No, of course Zack Polanski shouldn’t be arrested for briefly sharing a post which had a picture that correctly is seen as threatening Farage. Yes, he should absolutely be judged and found wanting on it.
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Andy Morwood @morwoo.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Bradford’s look quite swish this evening from the seventh floor
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Andy Morwood @morwoo.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
You may or may not be surprised at how quickly things you need to be rid of, becuase they’re too heavy/fiddly/pointless to sort when moving house, will disappear when you put outside on your front wall
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Dan Neidle @danneidle.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I have a modest proposal for a new tax. It involves a deck of cards and a monkey throwing darts. Here are the rules:
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Andy Morwood @morwoo.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
What’s your sign?
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Andy Morwood @morwoo.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Just had my last lemon and poppyseed bun in Weirdough 😭
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Andy Morwood @morwoo.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
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Andy Morwood @morwoo.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Sisyphus Would Have Loved a Students' Union.
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Sisyphus Would Have Loved a Students' Union
I'm currently on my way back to London for the second to last time, after commuting from London to Bradford since November last year. So after a hard day of typing, why not do some more typing.
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