Reposted by Andy MorwoodSteve Mullis @stevemullis.net · 05/10/2026[car dealership waiting room] Me: [chanting] knobs, knobs- Other car buyers: knobs, KNOBS Car salesman: [pounding desk] KNOBS, KNOBS, KNOBS!forbes.comKnobs Returning To Some Automakers’ Vehicles, To The Relief Of ManyAuto companies are listening to the complaints of consumers, who want their knobs and buttons back. 21491111672
Andy Morwood @morwoo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Once again my vague interest in the idea of going to Glastonbury comes up against my realisation of this vague interest when the news is reporting that the tickets have sold out 000
Reposted by Andy MorwoodElizabeth DeLoria II: THE GHOST DIMENSION @yourdadloves.me · 03/10/2026 173128153007
Andy Morwood @morwoo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026You should offer yourself as a source for ‘Pointless’ stats 000
Andy Morwood @morwoo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Things it is still not possible to do in Microsoft Outlook in the year of our lord 2026. Have a calendar meeting which more than one person is allowed to be the organiser of. Have a way to add notes to e-mails in a shared inbox so that other people know what's going on with the e-mail. 001
Andy Morwood @morwoo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Zombie Denis Healey speaking at Labour conference is it? 000
Andy Morwood @morwoo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Last night there was a noise and Nibbler was perturbed 000
Andy Morwood @morwoo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026“Trump approval now at -22.4, his low point for the term and now lower than at any point in his first term, even after Jan. 6. By comparison, he was at a "mere" -11.6 at this point in 2018.” www.natesilver.net/p/trump-appr...natesilver.netHow popular is Donald Trump?Silver Bulletin approval ratings for President Trump — and all presidents since Truman. 000
Andy Morwood @morwoo.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Anyway, the stream near to Kirkstall Abbey is looking well 110
Andy Morwood @morwoo.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Someone was walking their skunk along the canal today 110
Reposted by Andy MorwoodJonn Elledge @jonnelledge.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I have to tell you now that no such undertaking has been received - and that consequently, this country is at war with Piddington. 591105195
Andy Morwood @morwoo.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Like they were listening to the Art Brut joke lyrics of “we’re going to write a song as universal as happy birthday that makes sure everybody knows everything is ok” and they thought aye go on let’s have a crack 010
Andy Morwood @morwoo.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Considering a trip to barber, more out of nostalgia than anything 000
Andy Morwood @morwoo.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Because the state has loads of spare capacity at the moment!!! 000
Andy Morwood @morwoo.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Long Lonely Road by Mystery Jets is *lovely* youtu.be/w_2zmyuKxLI?...youtu.beLong Lonely RoadYouTube video by Mystery Jets - Topic 100
Andy Morwood @morwoo.bsky.social · 11/09/2026The train conductor greeted a passenger by name at Kirkstall Forge station, and when I reached Bradford, the staff were passing some toasted crumpets and a mug of coffee over the ticket barrier to another ticket checker 110
Andy Morwood @morwoo.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Remind me to post a job advert like this to su.careers before I retire 010
Andy Morwood @morwoo.bsky.social · 08/09/2026If anyone can tell me what all the men suited and booted, wearing Yorkshire white rose ties and badges in Kings Cross station have been up to in London, I will transfer you 1p through PayPal 000
Reposted by Andy MorwoodSam Freedman @samfr.bsky.social · 08/09/2026New PISA data out England is now top ten in all three areas (reading, maths, science) and the second highest performing country outside of east Asia (after Estonia). This is a huge public policy success. 451038253
Andy Morwood @morwoo.bsky.social · 07/09/2026“You can just do things” once again coming up against the immovable force of “No, you cannot” 000
Andy Morwood @morwoo.bsky.social · 07/09/2026“Plans for major overhaul of councils halted” - www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...bbc.co.ukPlans for major overhaul of councils haltedProposals to merge smaller councils to form larger authorities have been paused or withdrawn in a number of areas. 100
Andy Morwood @morwoo.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Eventually I hope to be able to save enough for a cold Pot Noodle 010
Reposted by Andy MorwoodJim Waterson @jim.londoncentric.media · 25/08/2026Hahaha fucking helllllllll just read this. So many thoughts. Like “this is how you actually do money laundering, not on Oxford Street” and “British deference to small businesses being honest and taxpaying is the problem”. (Writes a small business owner.) www.theguardian.com/news/ng-inte...theguardian.comThe other Post Office scandal: how organised crime launders money on the high streetThe long read: Hundreds of millions of pounds of dirty money are being deposited at post offices every year. So why are the police reluctant to investigate the scale of the problem? 20307125
Andy Morwood @morwoo.bsky.social · 18/08/2026A nice man stabbed away the pain with drugs and saline 111
Andy Morwood @morwoo.bsky.social · 18/08/2026My wisdom tooth has its own little gum flap, a tiny fleshy hood, and now a piece of last tuesday’s dinner lives under there permanently, throbbing gently, like a lodger who won’t pay rent but also won’t leave 110
Andy Morwood @morwoo.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Me: “This jigsaw you’re doing with a missing piece, surely you should throw it away rather than giving it back to the charity shop to continue the frustration with someone else?” Ana: “No. When education is not liberating the dream of the oppressed is to become the oppressor.” 000
Andy Morwood @morwoo.bsky.social · 15/08/2026The man who rang me this morning! Hopefully he’s coming back later otherwise our Boiler will remain broken 110
Andy Morwood @morwoo.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Forgot dinner time is at lunch in Yorkshire. I’m in Leeds centre, and he is at my home, so have a very unhappy plumber. I have spent too long in London. 230
Reposted by Andy MorwoodBOOsky Eldritch 🖤👻🦝 @tenredpencils1.bsky.social · 14/08/2026idk I feel like this is blatant misuse of the alert system 332178
Reposted by Andy Morwood👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 14/08/2026Shame on Cambridge, shame on the racists, shame on every person who tokenised him and put him in this situation to begin with. Gods. 235645
Andy Morwood @morwoo.bsky.social · 12/08/2026I just don’t believe you need to be left wing to be left wing 110
Andy Morwood @morwoo.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Major Bin error, we assumed that the binmen would treat the bins like in Walthamstow where if they’re outside the house the binmen will take them. It seems in Leeds if they’re not on the pavement, they will not be taken, so we have to work out where to put our rubbish for the next two weeks. 000
