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Morose Barnacle

@morosebarnacle.bsky.social
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Aspiring author who likes books, history, and nerd stuff. I've a goal to visit all the public art around Salt Lake City. I likely commit too many brain cells toward anti-squirrel schemes directed at the squirrels marauding my tomatoes every summer.

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Momo @heyheymomo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Did you know you only need a small brain to make silly little drawings?
4 panel comic:
Panel 1: pink blob guy on a table, pencil in their hands. Grey circle on a piece of paper and a glass of water on the table. They say “look here”
Panel 2: Proudly, they hold up the drawing of a grey blobby character on two stick legs up in the air. The pink blob says “I drew this!”
Panel 3: Satisfied they sit back down on the table. They now go “it’s not much, but..” The grey drawing looks a bit peeved because the drawer is calling it “not much”
Panel 4: But it’s okay, because now the pink blob is very pleased finally. He says “it came from my brain!” Holding the pencil up. The grey drawing blob is happy again, too. End well, all well!
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 05/10/2026
The SPEAKER implies. The LISTENER infers. The DUDE abides.
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Morose Barnacle @morosebarnacle.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If you want to kick off spooky season with a short horror PC game, try If On A Winter's Night, Four Travelers! It's a FREE point and click game/story on steam. Set in the 1920s with beautiful pixel art! Music is awesome and uses real 1920s recordings. Some gore (as far as pixels can be gory).
The "cover" art for the game If On A Winter's Night Four Travelers--in gold sorta art deco font with a creepy steam train and shadows.
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Mark Harris @markharris.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I feel like the debate about what parts of AI are good and what parts are bad should wait until we solve the worldwide crisis caused by the fact that almost of all of its evangelists in both tech and govt are morally, intellectually, and ethically unequipped to oversee it, when not downright evil.
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Surprised Eel Historian, PhD @greenleejw.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Jesus, take the (wh)eel! Did you know that there were eels on the table at the Last Supper? Da Vinci's famous painting has a plate of grilled eel & oranges -- a popular local dish that Leonardo himself probably enjoyed. The ingredients show up on one of his shopping lists! 1/2
Closeup of the plate of eel and oranges from Da Vinci's Last Supper. The eel is sitting on a plate, cut up into 4 pieces. Little eel nuggets, if you will. There is a glass next to the plate with what we should probably assume is wine, but which could also be Mountain Dew Code Red. Wine makes more sense canonically. Mountain Dew makes more sense comedically. You decide.

There are several rolls on the table that look a bit like potatoes but can't possibly be, and a small bowl behind the eels. You can see a hand behind the bowl; it belongs to James the Greater. He seems like he's telling the eels to slow down, and use their walking feet. Which, is just silly, tbh.

One wonders if you could read his future from the lines on that hand: early martyrdom, a post-death sail to Spain, a pilgrimage by Shirley MacLaine...it's probably all right there.

I suspect that James the Greater probably wanted his friends to call him Big Jake, but it never happened. Life is full of such little tragedies. Da Vinci's Last supper, with the plate of eels and oranges highlighted. You know this painting, and I don't feel the need to describe it. If nothing else, "The DaVinci Code" made it famous, but not for eel-related reasons. More's the pity. I do think it's interesting to extend the DaVinci Code hypothesis and presume that *every* figure in the painting besides Jesus is secretly Mary. Did Jesus travel around with a harem of hairy women? We can infer it from the painting. And...you know...it worked for Jerome. So why not?

FYI: you should have known that the much decried* performance at the opening of the Paris Olympics wasn't about the Last Supper. There were no eels. IFKYK.

* There are people in the world who seem to build most of their lives around feeling personally attacked, and who live to decry All The Things. They are almost never the people whom the world is actually besieging, and you can tell because they have the time for performative public martyrdom. They suck.
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Jeff VanderMeer @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
They quoted me in this New Yorker piece about AI today. www.newyorker.com/culture/the-...
“Let’s say there’s a world or time line I exist in where A.I. has been subject to regulation. It is ethical. It has no footprint environmentally,” the novelist Jeff VanderMeer, a prominent critic of A.I., told me over the phone. “With those guardrails in place, would I read an A.I. book? All I can say is no. And the reason is, in part, because I want to read something coming from a particular mind.” Using A.I., he said, “feels like a betrayal of the whole point of why you’re a writer.”
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Dr Lindsey Fitzharris @drlindseyfitz.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Upon graduating medical school in 1881, Arthur Conan Doyle did a doodle of himself waving his diploma over his head. The caption reads: "Licensed to Kill." My new book SLEUTH-HOUND is about Conan Doyle's professor, Joseph Bell - the real-life Sherlock Holmes. Out Oct 20! linktr.ee/drlindseyfit...
A simple doodle showing a man, Conan Doyle, waving his diploma over his head. Underneath the doodle it says: Licensed to kill
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LEE GATLIN @neilaglet.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Some old ones for #batmanday
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Morose Barnacle @morosebarnacle.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The sky over the wendys is especially lovely right now.
Sunset reflecting on clouds over a parking lot and a wendy's restaurant.
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Adam Keiper @adamkeiper.com · 19/09/2026
A #BlueskyLullaby for tonight: Today's my birthday—and the day I was born was also the day NASA's Voyager spacecraft snapped the first-ever photo showing the Earth and the Moon in a single frame. So I figured I'd close out the day with this Aaron Neville duet with Jim Henson. See you around.
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Sesame Street: Aaron Neville And Ernie Sing Don't Want To Live On The Moon
YouTube video by Sesame Street
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Professor Peter Matthews @urbaneprofessor.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The hubby and I are off to a posh restaurant (Michelin starred) for our wedding anniversary tonight. So, in the spirit of making BlueSky slightly more fun, what's the most embarrassing thing you've ever done in a posh restaurant?
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Morose Barnacle @morosebarnacle.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I've been looking at rental prices in my city and oof! There's a 208 sq ft studio apartment asking $1070 that requires a $250/month "community package." To be fair, it's a well laid-out 208 square feet, but on the other hand, it's 208 square feet for $1300. 🫤
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Cheryl Lynn Eaton @cheryllynneaton.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
This is your reminder (or maybe my reminder) to pump as much art and beauty and humor into the world as you can before you check out of here. Not only for the world, but for you. In fact, mainly for you. Because it's the only way to make this enjoyable or even survivable.
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Morose Barnacle @morosebarnacle.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
You know the park service is serious when they use triple exclamation points.
A wooden sign set at the edge of a cliff that reads: "NOT A TRAIL DANGER STEEP!!!"
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Morose Barnacle @morosebarnacle.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
This picture is so crazy to me. It's Panguitch Lake, Utah, last week. I've never ever ever seen it so low--not anywhere near this low--and I've been coming up here since I was a little kid. For scale, those teeny itty bitty brown specks where the mountains come together in a little valley are cows.
Dramatic clouds over the dry grassy lakebed of a mountain lake.
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Morose Barnacle @morosebarnacle.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Mountain wildflowers from last weekend in Dixie National Forest. It rained a decent amount in August (monsoon rains, I guess), so lots of flowers. Scarlet Paintbrush and Little Sunflowers (that is its actual name), Aspen Bluebells, Rock Jasmine, somewhat spent Silvery Lupine, and 2 ??? flowers.
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Morose Barnacle @morosebarnacle.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
On the plus side, the damage revealed a heretofore unknown layer of wallpaper in my kitchen. That blue flower is just darling! I felt a little sad to cover it up.
A grey wall with a round sliced out of the skim coat in preparation before patching, revealing a bit of 1920s? wallpaper of a blue flower with orange stamens on a pale grey background.
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Morose Barnacle @morosebarnacle.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
My former upstairs neighbors left a surprising amount of wall damage, so this weekend I cleaned, spackled, sanded, spackled and sanded some more, taped, painted and cleaned again. My calves are killing me from so much stepladdering, but I think I've perfected the art of feathering a paint touch up!
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
they’ll figure it out if they get hungry enough
Supermarket aisle sign with items listed top to bottom: Can Fish, Microwave, Soup.
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Morose Barnacle @morosebarnacle.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Apparently the best spot to ride Big Thunder Mountain is at the back--if passing a small kidney stone is something you want to do while on vacation. cnn.com/2016/09/28/health/kidney-stone-roller-coaster-study-trnd/
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Little kidney stone? Ride a roller coaster, says study | CNN
A urologist claims the twists and turns of a good thrill ride could provide relief.
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Morose Barnacle @morosebarnacle.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Looking stuff up always leads to such weird and delightful rabbit holes! From Wikipedia, "Big Thunder Mountain Railroad" (namely, the Disneyland ride):
Kidney stones

In the October 2016 Journal of the American Osteopathic Association, a paper entitled "Validation of a Functional Pyelocalyceal Renal Model for the Evaluation of Renal Calculi Passage While Riding a Roller Coaster" was published.

The paper's author, Dr. Wartinger, found that patients of his had passed kidney stones after riding Big Thunder Mountain Railroad at Walt Disney World on vacation, including one who passed three stones on three separate occasions.

The doctor then tested this result, with the permission of Disney, with a 3D model of a kidney by riding the ride over 20 times. 

The study found nearly 70% of the time, the kidney stone was passed, with results varying depending on which row they were seated.

The study also found that Space Mountain and Rock 'n' Roller Coaster Starring Aerosmith failed to cause this result.
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Morose Barnacle @morosebarnacle.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
This is Coal Creek in Cedar City, Utah, just at the mouth of Cedar Canyon. It's always that color. It's orange because the water...
A low, muddy red-orange creek with green scrubby trees overhanging it under a blue sky.
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Morose Barnacle @morosebarnacle.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
One of the most Salt Lake City pics I've taken. (If reddit is to be believed, the apartment behind the billboard pays the same rent as the rest.)
A newish boxy brick 6-story apartment building with a Reagan billboard advertising Minky Couture blankets only a foot or two from the building's facade.
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Morose Barnacle @morosebarnacle.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Went and saw The End of Oak Street with my parents yesterday. They're a bit picky with their movies. They both said they didn't like it, but I haven't heard them talk about a movie this much in years! 📽️
Movie poster for The End of Oak Street: white misty suburban neighborhood with a family standing and looking up at one side and the teeth and nose of a dinosaur at the other looking down.
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Morose Barnacle @morosebarnacle.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I feel bad for my local pizza place guys. Obviously the AC's out because even though they put out this industrial fan thing out, walking in the store feels like walking into an oven! (Not quite as hot as a pizza oven, thankfully, but pretty close.)
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Josephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton and Arnold Schwarzenegger pose for Annie Leibovitz and Rolling Stone in 1977:
Dolly stands in front of Arnie flexing, such that you can't even see his head behind her hair. HEAVENLY BODIES COLLIDE is the title of the centerfold photo
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M. Belanger @sethanikeem.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
“How will we ever replace them?” FUND. THE. ARTS.
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Morose Barnacle @morosebarnacle.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I just dropped my deodorant on my hairbrush, and now it looks like someone indulged an intrusive thought and took a big bite out of it.
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Morose Barnacle @morosebarnacle.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Tonight I've been listening to all the covers I can find of Neil Young's Heart of Gold (1972) on repeat while folding laundry/doing dishes. The original: m.youtube.com/watch?v=c7eB... (With James Taylor and Linda Ronstadt on vocals!)
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Neil Young - Heart of Gold (Official Audio)
YouTube video by neilyoungchannel
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Emily M. Bender @emilymbender.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
This sign is a great example for helping to explain why chatbots present such a potent illusion. A probably not short thread 🧵>>
Photo of a sign with a doorbell attached. The printed sign reads:

CURRENT GUGGENHEIM ACCES BY HUSKY CARD ONLY
[Logos for Amazon, FedEx, UPS]
DELIVERIES/VISITORS
PLEASE RING THIS DOORBELL

Delivery hours M-F 9:00am-(obscured)
University of Washington

Taped next to the doorbell is a hand written note that reads:
yes! it rang! Pelase wait 30 seconds before pressing again.
thanks!
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Morose Barnacle @morosebarnacle.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
No such thing as too much of a good thing! (Not entirely sure how anyone's supposed to use those top shelves, though.)
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Morose Barnacle @morosebarnacle.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Thank you printer paper packaging, I had no idea
Extremely obvious printer paper packaging that reads: "Copy Paper. Ideal Uses: *Everyday copying and printing *Inter-office communications *High-volume printing"
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Morose Barnacle @morosebarnacle.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
May I one day have the confidence (the audacity?) of a guy parallel parking a rented vacation camper on a busy downtown street.
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Morose Barnacle @morosebarnacle.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Crossword puzzles are so much easier once you're old enough to be the same age as most crossword puzzle writers.
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NE Ohio Regional Sewer District @neorsd.org · 14/08/2026
man praying “Belgium i see what you’ve done for other people, and i want that for me”
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Foz Meadows @fozmeadows.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I recently watched Iron Man (2008) for the first time in over a decade, and it's a real lightbulb moment to realize that every executive, business bro and tech guy currently obsessed with using ChatGPT or Claude or whatever thinks they're like Tony Stark talking to Jarvis
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Morose Barnacle @morosebarnacle.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
What's even more BS is that the article mentions Trump administration trying to override NY and MN law, but UT has similar anti-gambling laws, and I haven't heard a peep here of Trump people being upset about it. kutv.com/news/local/u...
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Utah defends gambling laws as Kalshi seeks protection during appeal
Utah officials are asking a federal judge to reject KalshiEX LLC’s latest attempt to block the state from enforcing its gambling laws while the prediction-marke
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Morose Barnacle @morosebarnacle.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Aren't we past this trend yet? Who actually buys this stupid stuff?
A dozen succulent plants painted garish colors for sale.Dozens of small cacti with small plastic "flowers" superglued to the top.
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Morose Barnacle @morosebarnacle.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Most of them even still have buds ready for a new round of flowers!
Purple bellflower campanula blossoms against a green wall.
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Morose Barnacle @morosebarnacle.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I'm stupidly pleased by today's grocery run. They had tuna packets on clearance and the lady setting them out said they had over a hundred more because they accidentally over-ordered. (They all expire late 2028, so not old stock.) I bought 17 packets. I can definitely eat that by the end of 2028.
grocery haul in a green and white kitchen: grape tomatoes, bread, bananas, red and orange bell peppers, baby carrots, box of plastic kitchen bags, a bajillion envelopes of tuna on clearance, and 5 pots of purple bellflower campanulas with spent blossoms.grocery receipt that totals $39.86.
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Morose Barnacle @morosebarnacle.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
No jobs coming in, and my coworker (we share an office) took the day off... I wrote 4k words! My coworker's great, but boy can I get a lot done when they're gone! Reminds me of that dissertation (I think) dedicated to the author's kids, without whom it would've been finished a couple years sooner.
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Morose Barnacle @morosebarnacle.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Every now and again, I re-visit an old video game from my childhood that I never got to beat and try to finish it. (I guess I'm a bit of a completionist.)
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Morose Barnacle @morosebarnacle.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
I need a Dr's appt for a fairly urgent issue. Earliest appt I can get with a specialist is January. So I try my primary care Dr. Only telehealth appts available in the near future. Luckily, there's a 20-minute appt open on Mon--if that wasn't open, the next appt is late Nov. If universal...
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Morose Barnacle @morosebarnacle.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I've let everything die back in my yard this summer, but this one yellow prairie coneflower has been so admirably stubborn that I've been hand watering it through this heat. It amazes me how often there are bees on it.
glamor shot of bee on yellow flowerheadanother glamor shot of same bee and same yellow flowerhead.
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Morose Barnacle @morosebarnacle.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I've just inadvertently discovered that my young coworker's concept of troubleshooting is simply moving on to the next coworker until one of us figures out the solution for them. I'm not sure how I feel about that.
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New-Cleckit Dominie @ncdominie.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
This is just to say I have OCRed the text thet was in tne arch:ve and whicb yov were prabaldy seamhing for "breahtast" Fargme ms fheg mem debo:w5 sb ?mccf mmb 5c oc1b
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Morose Barnacle @morosebarnacle.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Update:
An annoying sticker reminding the user to remove all stickers half torn because it was stuck on with the worst option of adhesive available.
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Morose Barnacle @morosebarnacle.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Every other sticker/protective film on this new small appliance (and there were a lot!) were so easy-peasy to pull off... except this one. 🙄
A yellow sticker reminding the user in 5 languages to remove stickers before use, and it's stupid hard to remove.
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Nina Willburger @drnwillburger.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Beloved toy: An over 1800-year-old rag-doll made from linen and stuffed with flexible filling, and dressed in linen garments. The hair is made of human hair. The eyes, eyebrows, and mouth are painted on. The doll is one of the most elaborate of its kind and presumably belonged to a... 🧵1/2
A rag doll made from stitched cloth with a stuffed torso and long sewn legs, dressed in a coarse beige tunic that shows holes and mending. The doll has dark, tousled textile hair; a pale, painted face with simple eyes and mouth; small gold earrings hanging at the sides of the head, wearing a neck ring and bracelets too. The doll is shown upright against a black background.
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