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the ringer cinematic universe pretending they never said justin herbert was god's gift to the QB position is one of the funniest things going on right now. they're all just quietly ignoring it

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morgan @morgoftheflies.bsky.social · 3h

my only explanation is that jayden daniels must think you get three timeouts in overtime just like regulation

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 18h

Australopithecus 3 million years ago:

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Josh Crutchmer @jcrutchmer.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Reading about former BYU quarterbacks

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The Onion @theonion.com · 27/04/2026

DOJ To Bring Back Firing Squad As Means Of Entertainment theonion.com/doj-to-bring-back-firi…

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morgan @morgoftheflies.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

increasingly clear that the only ideology republicans have is wanting to live in ancient Sparta

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VenomousGoatTV @venomousgoat.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

If you can't accept that wanton killing of Palestinians *and* engaging in mass murder of Israeli civilians is monstrous (as Mamdani did) then you don't give a shit about any of this except as the politics equivalent of a sports team

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lindsey adler @lindseyadler.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

we were all too busy watching the knicks to remember to do crime and i think that's beautiful

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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

america’s first woman president ❤️

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Patrick Daugherty @rotopat.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Jalen Hurts averaged 3.4 yards on his 27 attempts this afternoon. Produced 68 yards net passing

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morgan @morgoftheflies.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Eagles fans blaming everything but their QB who can’t throw the ball >>>>>>

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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Ah yes the circle of life

• Dispatched
Sep 25 23:03 pm
In Transit
Sep 26 09:52 am
Delayed
Sep 26 10:57 am
Held By Carrier
Sep 26 15:07 pm
Destroyed
Sep 26 15:08 pm

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morgan @morgoftheflies.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Incredible endgame where any one of the F3 could have been the winner in certain scenarios. Great capper to a fun and tense season. Congratulations to Devens! Well deserved #bb28

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lauren🎃👻 @laurenmellott.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

very fitting that the final comp between father and son was shakespearean #bb28

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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

The Boston Red Sox have been eliminated from the 2026 MLB playoffs

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morgan @morgoftheflies.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Do people realize you’re not legally required to post about everything

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morgan @morgoftheflies.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

the one thing you can count on in the postseason is the Phillies fucking up in hilarious fashion in the biggest spot

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morgan @morgoftheflies.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Julie more self-aware than 98% of the fan base… interesting #bb28

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No Escalators @noescalators.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

This is a great game because Red Sox fans are bad people

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Colin M. Henry @henryhenryhenry.com · 30/09/2026

this is specifically what Twitter was re-engineered to do, btw. it exists almost solely to threaten anyone at the flashpoint of a nascent social movement.

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Josh Marshall @joshtpm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

The funniest thing about the Schmitt rake stomp is that if it'd been a Dem we'd have a week of think pieces about how Dems lack of hoops literacy was alienating them from real America.

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Erika Hall @erikahall.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I know people in every industry saying "I need to get out of this industry".

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morgan @morgoftheflies.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

hope jalen hurts is alright but at least andy dalton being in the game actually makes the eagles interesting to watch (difficulty level impossible)

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morgan @morgoftheflies.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

imagine if Drew or someone was like “you know who was really unforgettable? Chuk!” #bb28

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morgan @morgoftheflies.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

maybe this works for some people or maybe I’m just not fun but it doesn’t land at all

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morgan @morgoftheflies.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

sorry man but people who want Mallory to win AFP must have been watching an entirely different show than me #bb28

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morgan @morgoftheflies.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Every headline I see from the VMAs is like “Lola Starpress steps out with new beau Smuck Thomas”

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morgan @morgoftheflies.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I find Brandon Aubrey’s Wikipedia photo to be unsettling

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morgan @morgoftheflies.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

A few years from now everyone from the ringer is going to quietly pretend they never said Drake Maye was going to be the best QB in the league, they’re currently doing the same thing with Justin Herbert. people don’t forget

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morgan @morgoftheflies.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

why is Brian Daboll calling plays with 10k of silver Cuban link around his neck now

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Neil Serven @neilserven.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Otters with jobs

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morgan @morgoftheflies.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Faizon Brandon will be going pro in something other than sports

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morgan @morgoftheflies.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Glad Devens won, definitely gives us the more interesting live final HOH #bb28

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lizardbreath 🦎🪦🎃 @spindlypete.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

you shouldn't take an iced coffee to a job interview because you shouldn't be trying to get a job. you should be digging an enormous pit or a complex system of tunnels

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Sharon Tharp @sharontharp.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Love her or not, Dee fucking PLAYED this game. She’s flawed. She made missteps. Sometimes she got lucky. The Icons had a leg up in many ways. But that doesn’t negate the fact that she PLAYED. And I truly didn’t think she could impress me any more after her #Survivor win. 👏🏻👏🏻

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morgan @morgoftheflies.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

ironically it's the same mistake barrett made. you can't just trust people will do what you want just because it's in their best interest. a lot of people have no idea what's in their best interest

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morgan @morgoftheflies.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

cutting devens here is the clear move. there's really no debate. guaranteed F2 is useless if you lose in two of those outcomes

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morgan @morgoftheflies.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

drew has evidently decided to gamble his entire game on his ability to win the last HOH. if he does that + cuts devens he still can win. any other outcome results in him losing the game. i understand his emotions are real but he's making this way harder than it has to be #bb28

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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Officiant: If anyone present knows of any reason why these two should not be wed— Fan standing up in back of the church: 71 OPS+ by the way

Talkin’ Yanks: Austin Wells is engaged

AmericanMade: Instead of being in the batting cage and working on his hitting while batting .170 on the season, our catcher is doing this bullshit.

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morgan @morgoftheflies.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

anyway. Devens’ only logical argument will be that Dee is the only person who wouldn’t take Drew to the end. That might be true, but Drew can’t win without cutting Devens. If he keeps Devens here he’s gambling his whole game on winning the last HOH. no use making the end if you can’t win #bb28

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morgan @morgoftheflies.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

The BB fan base is hilarious man. People are like WE WANT NASTY PLAYERS WHO WILL DO ANYTHING TO WIN and then when someone with their back against the wall goes hard to try to win everyone is like NO NOT LIKE THAT I HATE IT NOW #bb28

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morgan @morgoftheflies.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I thought his odds of winning were basically nonexistent last week but at this point he may be the favorite. Insane swing after that one move

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morgan @morgoftheflies.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

This is why it was so stupid for everyone on here to call Drew an idiot for evicting Yash. This was his narrow path to win. He did the right thing you just didn’t like it #bb28

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morgan @morgoftheflies.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Caring about sports teams doing well is stupid. Want to know what can never be taken away from you? Reading books. Listening to Tom Petty’s “American Girl

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Adam Keiper @adamkeiper.com · 22/09/2026

SCOOP: "Clavicular"—the celebrity looksmaxxer—is facing criminal charges, including rape. www.thebulwark.com/p/scoop-look...

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SCOOP: Looksmaxxer Clavicular Charged With Criminal Rape, Drugging

The manosphere celeb faces three counts stemming from an alleged encounter with a minor.

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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

finally somewhere to put the Clemson-South Carolina game this year

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