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Morgan

@morganxhowls.bsky.social
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they/them. purveyor of opinions. you might know me from tiktok, trolling xtian nationalists, viral bone thief callouts, figure skating opinions, or Johnlock slash fic. I contain multitudes.

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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Lowkey excellent thing about Wikipedia: accurately describing the extremism and lies of right-wingers because its sole concern is provable truth, while the media tiptoes around accurately describing whats happening to avoid appearing “biased” against the extremists and liars
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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Had lunch with two friends, one British and the other American, last week. American’s child has severe ADHD, and the British guy was “does the medication *really* help” and she rather sharply bit his head off over it.
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earend | making 🐻🛡️⚠️ @earend.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
The "Jason figured it out meme" from the Goodplace, but the captions are:

LinkedIn figured it out?

LinkedIn?  This is a real low point.
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alix e. harrow @alixeharrow.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
bought candy at the pool for a 13yo and she tried to give me cash. i was like nahh it's nbd, and she goes "girl i have seen your car." 13yo girls remain undefeated. you think you're talking to a child but you're actually talking to whatever gods used to send to punish mortals for their hubris
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snake-wing @snake-wing.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
The other design I did for Artiss’ Pride collection 🏳️‍🌈
A digital piece of art showing instances of quietness in nature. Text reads:

Queerness in Nature:

Schizophyllum commune has over 20,000 sexes.

Around 31% of Laysan
Albatross couples on Oahu
Island consist of two females.

Clownfish can transition from male to female.

Around 10% of rams are gay.

Mourning geckos can reproduce asexually.

Most male walruses are bisexual.
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 18/06/2026
Stephen Colbert wore a tan suit to the Obama Presidential Center opening ceremony 😂 REUTERS/Octavio Jones
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Gabe Fernandez @thelatinochild.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Hunter Armstrong, a non-juiced, "non-enhanced" athlete won the 50-meter backstroke at the Enhanced Games, beating two athletes who spent the last few months taking PEDs under stringent medical supervision. www.sfgate.com/sports/artic...
sfgate.com
Ex-Cal swimmer doesn’t use steroids for Enhanced Games, wins race anyway
Not everyone took advantage of the PED permissions.
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Cam Rogers @camrogers.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
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molly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
this is america. you could find yourself within 100yds of a shooting at any time, in any place. school, the grocery store, a movie theater, a block party, a public park… it happens to regular people every day. but this week we’ll get 50+ weepy op-eds because it happened to the guys who write op-eds
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Corey Atad @coreyatad.com · 17/04/2026
this is fucking unreal stuff from Noah Wyle on the magic of The Pitt. www.gq.com/story/noah-w...
“It’s a couple of things that work beautifully in concert. First: no music. Audiences are so sophisticated, but what they’re not accustomed to is not being told how to feel,” Wyle says. “You take all that out and it forces a level of engagement where you’re now looking for clues within the frame of the screen, which forces you to look up from your phone. And I think that is extremely engaging, especially to young viewers who aren’t accustomed to being asked to participate in a nonpassive way in the viewing experience.“Second point, shooting it with almost exclusively 50-millimeter or 65-millimeter lenses, which is the most comparable to the human eye—and only shooting from the point of view of a human being that’s present in this space. There are no cameras on gurney wheels going in the hallway. There’s no cameras on the ceiling looking down from a God point of view. You are limited to the perspective of a participant. You can look away, but you can’t leave, and it becomes an endurance test for you to stay on your feet as long as we’re on our feet. Which [brings me to my] third point: real time. Real time has an aggregate sense of tension that you don’t get in any other form of storytelling. What happened before is happening now, and these two things are going to add up to the next thing. And if we throw more ingredients into this cooker and keep ratcheting it up, it’s going to pop.”Wyle makes eye contact for his next point, delivering it with a Robby-esque matter-of-factness. “Fourth point: The election went the other way,” he says with a shrug. “We could have been a really good show with a lot of nice things to say in a perfectly normal Kamala Harris universe. And instead we became almost a beacon of hope and humanity in an alternative universe. But in the midst of that, fifth point—this is essentially competence porn. You’re watching really smart, dedicated people do what only they know how to do at a level that you don’t know how to do it, and you’re so fucking glad that they’re there doing it, and compartmentalizing their own stuff to put your broken pieces back together. You’re so reassured by knowing that there are people out there that laugh and joke and have the ability to lock in like that.”
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Morgan @morganxhowls.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
people in the Atlanta Airport Marriott this weekend: - flight attendants training - masters tournament attendees - tumblr nerds
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Ellie @ellie.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Amber Glenn's triple axel today was MONEY. SWISH. LOVE IT. #MilanoCortina2026 ⛸️
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Ellie @ellie.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Amber Glenn to the haters: SUCK IT! #MilanoCortina2026 ⛸️
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Ellie @ellie.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
I want to point out that Lara Naki Gutmann has an honest to goodness point-your-toe-to-the-roof spiral in her program and it is so lovely and refreshing to see one of these in 2026. #MilanoCortina2026 ⛸️
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Ellie @ellie.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
You love to see it! #MilanoCortina2026 ⛸️
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Morgan @morganxhowls.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
okay ladies free skate
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Christine Brennan @cbrennansports.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Tonight, a new French ice dance team that exists only because of the investigation and subsequent suspension of an alleged sexual abuser could win the Olympic gold medal. Here is my @usatodaysports story (no paywall): www.usatoday.com/story/sports...
usatoday.com
An abuse investigation. A new French ice dance team. And a gold medal up for grabs
An ex-partner's ban led to Laurence Fournier Beaudry, Guillaume Cizeron partnership. Now, they challenge USA's Madison Chock, Evan Bates at Olympics.
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Ellsey @ellsey.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
literally no one is more dramatic that figure skating fans during an ice dance competition i love you all
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lorena hobbitt @unbotheredkate.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Boop defector.com/frances-vira...
defector.com
France's Viral Ice Dancing Team Has A Dark Backstory | Defector
Blink and you might not have caught it. On Monday, Guillaume Cizeron and Laurence Fournier Beaudry took to the rink and staked their claim to the ice dancing gold medal. Dancing to Madonna’s “Vogue,” ...
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Morgan @morganxhowls.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
looking at Ilia's planned program content and sweating :)
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Morgan @morganxhowls.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
only downside #MilanoCortina2026
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Mari the Midway Haunt @spiralmaiden.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
THIS IS A FUCKING CRAZY INSANE TEAM EVENT I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS I LOVE FIGURE SKATING #MilanoCortina2026
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Morgan @morganxhowls.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
i'm so happy no matter who wins this team event! it was excellent! what a glorious display of the worlds best skating!!! #MilanoCortina2026
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Morgan @morganxhowls.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
remember: if team USA doesn’t get team gold, that fucking man won't demand to meet them
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Morgan @morganxhowls.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
blessings for shun!!! #MilanoCortina2026
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Reenie⁷ @reenieonice.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Olympic you are something but not nothing just hits different. #MilanoCortina2026 #FigureSkating
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Morgan @morganxhowls.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
that’s the kind of performance that i fucking love ilia malinin for. fucking bonkers. truly menning every time. #MilanoCortina2026
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Morgan @morganxhowls.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
okay baby boy!!!! #MilanoCortina2026
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amy ⛸️✨🍉 @amycouldntcareless.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
I AM ITALIAN TODAY!!!!!!! 🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌👇 #MilanoCortina2026
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Calliope @carotwizzle.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
mamma mia I'm tearing up #MilanoCortina2026
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Morgan @morganxhowls.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
look at team italy right now and tell THEM the team event isn’t valid!!! do it!!! #MilanoCortina2026
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Morgan @morganxhowls.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
yes!!! nothing wrong with being a four year fan! also happy to guide you into being more than that! no gatekeepers only tour guides!
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Morgan @morganxhowls.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
i'm sweating 🫠🥲 AMBER THRIVE PLEASE
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lorena hobbitt @unbotheredkate.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Once again relevant #MilanoCortina2026 #figureskating
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Morgan @morganxhowls.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
who added "Temu Seaworth" under #PrevagenUSchamps host Rusty Kath's name just now??? they are funny
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Morgan @morganxhowls.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
usnats gala gonna be STUPID without jason :((((((
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Morgan @morganxhowls.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
I have an extra ticket to the #PrevagenUSchamps gala tomorrow! Let me know if you’re interested! I'm about to sleep but I will get back to you in the morning!
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Morgan @morganxhowls.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
looking at ilia's new boots and sweating every bullet #PrevagenUSchamps
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welcome to the glennaissance @maillardreaction.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
katarina killed dimitry, oona killed gage, anthony killed christina, vadym and emilea killed themselves. i love ice dance #PregavenUSChamps
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Angel 🏳️‍🌈 @angel-ponders.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Wish all the people who are saying it’s not a big deal Amber Glenn is queer because figure skating is a queer sport would shut the fuck up. No it’s not. Skaters are coming out now and pushing it forward and it’s getting better but that’s recent and those in charge are conservative dickbags.
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Morgan @morganxhowls.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
The Shibs were sitting on the K&C couch for 2/3 of the next free skate. Staff had to usher them out. Maia was doubled over for most of it. Absolutely devastating.
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Morgan @morganxhowls.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
You’re not ready to hear about the quiet efficacy and scale of watch programs in the rural Midwest
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Morgan @morganxhowls.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
ISO skating bestie/s! I got into skating with a friend who is no longer around. It's lonely going to and watching events, and I'd like some buds. Any other "soloists?" I am at #PrevagenUSChamps if you are!
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Reenie⁷ @reenieonice.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
“What does an Ice Princess mean to you, and are you one?” Followed by complete and utter chaos. #PrevagenUSChamps
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G @gnielsenart.com · 10/01/2026
The three time US World Champion figure skater is a queer woman Put that in your pipe and smoke it America
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Morgan @morganxhowls.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
this was a Good Event
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Cameron 🇺🇸🗽🦅 @cameroncorduroy.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
spent a couple hours downtown today and there's a lot of white women in their 40s and 50s fedposting harder than i would ever feel comfortable with this meme is actually just real life
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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 12/09/2025
It is pretty amazing to see people go from “the left is the enemy of democracy and must be purged” to “who can really know why good kids do bad things?”
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Morgan @morganxhowls.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
I heard a bookseller across the street say that it's a lovely place to eat a burrito in the same spot as the Founding Fathers
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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 01/07/2025
MAN WHAT THE FUCK
LAST UPDATED: MAY 20, 2025
Blood is America's 9th Largest Export
Desperate citizens + lack of regulations = a booming blood trade in America. 400 plasma-collection clinics have opened since 2020.In 2023, American blood - product exports made up 1.8% of the country's total goods exports. The total value of blood products exported was $37 Billion.
That makes blood the USA's ninth-largest goods export - ahead of coal and gold!
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