lorena hobbitt @unbotheredkate.bsky.social · 27/09/2026If you were a billionaire, what is your weird issue you would make politicians be mad about? I don’t want to regulate Waymos, I want to legalize pranking them 110
Reposted by lorena hobbittDavid Kaib @davidkaib.bsky.social · 26/09/2026The propaganda war for AI feels a lot like the push to sell the Iraq War. 641679
lorena hobbitt @unbotheredkate.bsky.social · 25/09/2026What are we putting in a care package for a newly divorcing gal pal that feels less “sorry your house is big and empty” and more “you’re freeeeeeeeeeeeeee”? 100
lorena hobbitt @unbotheredkate.bsky.social · 25/09/202624% functional unemployment rate in the country right now but this is the workplace discourse catching fire. Okayyyyy. 000
lorena hobbitt @unbotheredkate.bsky.social · 21/09/2026In retrospect, Bob Dylan was kind of a thin-skinned fuckboi, no? 000
lorena hobbitt @unbotheredkate.bsky.social · 19/09/2026What is the Uno reverse of straight cis men powerwashing the driveway or organizing the garage right before company is due? i.e. What sidequest chore do you feel called toward at the least strategic times? 110
lorena hobbitt @unbotheredkate.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I draw the line at calling an AI creation by a human name at all. 000
Reposted by lorena hobbittAlejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 14/09/2026Cis people do not understand how much trans people's rights have regressed in just 5 years. 5 years ago, there were none of these restrictions. 19 states banned legal recognition 21 states have bathroom bans 8 states ban gender marker changes on DLs 25 ban gender affirming care for trans youth 11477793640
lorena hobbitt @unbotheredkate.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I’m gonna need to log off today. I lived through the fake compulsory jingoism masking our bloodthirstiness the first time, and posts like this are going to make me seethe. 051
lorena hobbitt @unbotheredkate.bsky.social · 07/09/2026I was 11 when I first tried to tackle Melville’s Moby Dick. (I didn’t get it but that’s for another post.) Gifted kids’ growth will be utterly hobbled by this policy. 031
lorena hobbitt @unbotheredkate.bsky.social · 06/09/2026A guy just asked to inspect an item I was holding at the thrift store then said, “Not fancy enough for me. You can have it.” How magnanimous. 020
lorena hobbitt @unbotheredkate.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Amber has to fight her way through Jenna Dewan AND Harry Shum Jr.?! Intimidating. 010
Reposted by lorena hobbittlowtax speedrun enjoyer @rickywlmsbong.bsky.social · 02/09/2026find you someone who loves you like milquetoast dems in massholedom love getting their heads kicked in by ed markey 621326
Reposted by lorena hobbittJen Fifield @jenafifield.bsky.social · 01/09/20261/ Just in: An anonymous federal worker has filed a whistleblower disclosure warning that the U.S. Postal Service's attempt to create a system to regulate mail voting for the midterms has been "rushed, chaotic, and fundamentally flawed." @propublica.org has the details 👇 15362452646
Reposted by lorena hobbittTaniel @taniel.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Big news this morning is a whistleblower files a complaint that USPS has been illegally preparing to implement Trump’s executive order against mail voting in defiance of court orders: www.nytimes.com/2026/09/01/u...nytimes.comWhistle-Blower Says USPS Is Secretly Proceeding on Trump’s Mail Voting Plan Before MidtermsA report detailed “grave concerns” that a new system being rushed into use by the U.S. Postal Service could imperil millions of mail ballots ahead of the midterm elections. 19629259
Reposted by lorena hobbittLex McMenamin (they/them) @lexmcmenamin.com · 01/09/2026rest in peace to Wendell Berry 3286103
lorena hobbitt @unbotheredkate.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Get you a man who makes a nice, warm pudding after dinner. 010
lorena hobbitt @unbotheredkate.bsky.social · 31/08/2026I don’t even know the name of my hometown one? In a big family with just 1 VCR, I was NOT an influence leader in our weekly movie selection and was annoyed they had just 1-2 copies of new releases. But I was definitely an influencer on Friday takeout, so I was often nextdoor at Pepperoni’s Pizza. 011
lorena hobbitt @unbotheredkate.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Telling yourself you’ll do a chore just for the length of one Joanna Newsom song is the best productivity hack. All my clothes are put away and the damnable bell hasn’t even tolled for me yet. 010
lorena hobbitt @unbotheredkate.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Ah yes, the annual Goodwill “costume” section. Where we definitely don’t shop for special occasion dresses, wintry cloaks, and outlandish accessories for our everyday life. 130
Reposted by lorena hobbittjoyce’s monster 🎃 @joycelaurie.bsky.social · 26/08/2026if you are a gay icon STAY INSIDE!!! it’s DANGEROUS OUT HERE!!!!! 2450281044
Reposted by lorena hobbittThe Onion @theonion.com · 17/08/2026AOC Freezing Her Eggs theonion.com/aoc-freezing-her-eggs 1069941
lorena hobbitt @unbotheredkate.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Celeste has a dad who’s willing to go to therapy and she needed a whole column to brag about it. 030
lorena hobbitt @unbotheredkate.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Such a wildly irresponsible statement from a Commander in Chief when morale is already so low 120
lorena hobbitt @unbotheredkate.bsky.social · 14/08/2026This is sad and disgusting when you read it and remember it’s about human beings. 000
lorena hobbitt @unbotheredkate.bsky.social · 14/08/2026You can tell I’m in perimenopause because I’m taking jokes about cats’ chubby primordial pouches way too personally. 010
lorena hobbitt @unbotheredkate.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Me temporarily forgetting that not every state has jungle primaries and going “this is great!” 000
Reposted by lorena hobbittTyler @okty.bsky.social · 08/08/2026What's wrong babe you've barely driven your Subaru Troutback 294362965
lorena hobbitt @unbotheredkate.bsky.social · 08/08/2026We’ve reached the KHaw vagueposting phase of the JLB comeback. Am I… a child of divorce? 010
lorena hobbitt @unbotheredkate.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Step 1: Lift anchor. Step 2: Keep driving 30 miles down the Sound to my house. 010
lorena hobbitt @unbotheredkate.bsky.social · 08/08/20261) This is heinous. 2) Picking a fight with America’s sweetheart and her notoriously cutthroat dad seems real dumb. 215220
lorena hobbitt @unbotheredkate.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Guys, they got Yasmin. If it had been anyone other than Yasmin — Yasmin’s brother, Yasmin’s cousin, Yasmin’s childhood friend — this blockhead would not give a shit. But it ruined his Vegas vacation, and that’s enough for him. 010
Reposted by lorena hobbittPrem Thakker ツ @premthakker.bsky.social · 06/08/2026BREAKING: An 82-year-old American has been left bleeding from his head after Israeli soldiers flashbanged him in the village of Turmusayya, in the West Bank. Soldiers then confiscated bystander phones and deleted footage of the incident. Trump just welcomed Netanyahu for the eighth time. 14453216
Reposted by lorena hobbittWashington State Dept of Natural Resources @wadnr.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Please stop flying your personal drones over wildfires. They can ground or collide with our firefighting aircraft, disrupting time critical firefighting and threatening people’s homes. Your photos are not worth someone’s home. If you fly, we can’t. 5587287
lorena hobbitt @unbotheredkate.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Every time I’m in Everett, I think about how I won’t be here the only time that matters: Skate America 2026 320
lorena hobbitt @unbotheredkate.bsky.social · 02/08/2026The kind of tired where you have a specific breakfast idea in mind but you haven’t the energy to enact it 000
lorena hobbitt @unbotheredkate.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Goddamn. Thinking of the people of metro Spokane today. www.spokesman.com/stories/2026...spokesman.comWildfire destroys 640 structuresThe Old Trails wildfire destroyed 640 structures Saturday, according to Cody Rohrbach, fire chief of Spokane District 3. 092
lorena hobbitt @unbotheredkate.bsky.social · 01/08/2026(cw: ED stuff) Whether or not Ariana is sick, it’s unhealthy for many of us to view her content right now. Give yourself a pass to opt out of the album and tour press if you’re finding it triggering, friends. ❤️🩹 I wish less pop culture accounts were centering it though. 000
lorena hobbitt @unbotheredkate.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Glen Hansard?! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 World lost a good one. 010
Reposted by lorena hobbittSarahJSloat @sjane.bsky.social · 28/07/2026COMING THIS SUMMER GET READY FOR THE RIDE OF YOUR LIFE JUST BECAUSE YOU COULD NOT STOP FOR DEATH DOESN'T MEAN HE COULD NOT STOP FOR YOU 59426
lorena hobbitt @unbotheredkate.bsky.social · 27/07/2026I’ll never understand the mind of someone who thinks, “You know what I need to pack for a day at this joyful food festival? A firearm. So I can ruin my life and someone else’s.” 240
lorena hobbitt @unbotheredkate.bsky.social · 26/07/2026Sometimes when I’m completely at peace, I remember the debacle that was Medvedeva’s Orange Colored Sky SP and get unreasonably mad at Brian Orser. 220
lorena hobbitt @unbotheredkate.bsky.social · 26/07/2026I saw a teen wearing Flock of Seagulls hair today. Is that a thing again? 000
lorena hobbitt @unbotheredkate.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Governance by a half-awake, elderly pervert. What an embarrassment. 010
lorena hobbitt @unbotheredkate.bsky.social · 23/07/202612 year-old me at the roller rink to anyone who would listen 010