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morgan wable @morganwable.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
tears of the kingdom is the saints row 4 of zelda
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morgan wable @morganwable.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
this is the highway they had to build around those Zax dudes from dr. seuss
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Katie Tiedrich @katietiedrich.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I’m not the first person to make this observation but the prevalence of nauseating ai-generated business logos means stuff like this hits CRAZY for me now
photo of a white truck with the logo for Bob’s BBQ Emporium, which is written in comic sans and has a charming rudimentary illustration of a pig
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
imagining a genre called ‘math ska’ and pissing my self off
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Matt J. Wilson @mattwilsoncss.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
indie animation's still in its merry melodies era but if it wants to survive, it is going to have to enter its hanna barbera era
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morgan wable @morganwable.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
usually the comics are the funniest part of the newspaper not the other way around
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Meme Monger @deadmemescrolls.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I showed Swan Boy to my dog and it threw up
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morgan wable @morganwable.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Downgrade a movie: - Everything, Everywhere, One Thing at a Time - Indiana Jones and the Temple of Inconvenience - Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope
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morgan wable @morganwable.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
why is ~sensory friendly~ shit always at the rectum of dawn. I feel like a lot of the people who need it the most are not going to be up for that
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morgan wable @morganwable.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
in the same vein as the "let Olympic athletes take steroids and we can see what humans are REALLY capable of" post: I kinda want to see what high level competitive Melee would look like if you *did* allow macros and turbo. (except ice climbers are of course banned in this specific context)
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morgan wable @morganwable.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
one must imagine the itsy bitsy spider happy
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Florence @justflorence.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
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diana @dianasroom.org · 03/08/2026
commodore 64 games will be called Here Comes Mister Penis! and they will be an extremely mid metroidvania where the health bar is an anatomically correct human skeleton that takes up half the screen and the music will be the sickest prog rock you've ever hesrd
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morgan wable @morganwable.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
Jojo characters after narrowly surviving a normal game of pin the tail on the donkey
whitebeard from one piece, a huge muscular dude, refusing to back down even though his tummy hurts
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morgan wable @morganwable.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
Jojo characters when they have to bowl a perfect 300 in wii sports bowling or else the enemy stand 「SMOOTH MCGROOVE」will rotate their internal organs 35° counterclockwise
An anime character dawning on an unpleasant revelation.
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morgan wable @morganwable.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
Jojo sidekicks will actually have the main bad guy on the ropes and then randomly sacrifice their life to give Jojo 20% off his next order on Grubhub
Zabuza from Naruto, crying because he died before the animaton budget went up
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morgan wable @morganwable.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
Jojo villains will have the ability to CTRL+Z up to 3 actions like it's MS Paint but lose to a guy who can un-butter toast when someone in a 3 meter radius stubs their toe
A minor antagonist from Fist of the North Star. He is visibly befuddled after being politely informed of his own untimely passing.
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morgan wable @morganwable.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
Jojo characters when you've got them in a no-win situation but they hid a thumbtack under your left foot when you weren't looking and their stand can make you do the hokey pokey on command
Roy Mustang from Fullmetal Alchemist, bleeding from being injured during a fight, but assuming a triumphant pose after strategically cornering his enemy
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morgan wable @morganwable.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
Jojo characters after fighting a guy who can turn items into products
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morgan wable @morganwable.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
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morgan wable @morganwable.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
A screenshot of an apartment listing website featuring a bathroom with gaudy black-and-white checkered tiling. It has been edited so that the tiles are magenta and black instead, resembling the distinctive "missing texture" image from source engine games. The "ERROR" text and HUD elements from Gmod have also been added for comedic effect.
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benjamin @benjamino.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Donnie Darko meme: top left 'Your order has been shipped!'  Next panel: 'shipped or Label created by sender?', final panel: 'Label created by sender. Shipping information received by Australia Post'
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jade's gallery @gallery.oat.zone · 29/07/2026
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birdcommunist @birdcom.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
we all hung out in a coffee shop called poopies up on the strip
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 29/07/2026
what the fuck do you mean "everyone is using AI and nobody admits it." what the fuck do you mean. who are you talking to. you have allowed a demon to devour your soul. begone
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they made gooseworx @gooseworx.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
glass cards when you have a glass joker
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The PS1 startup sound as a lesbian @janus.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Hatred of AI now reaching the level of cultural consensus that becomes attractive to advertisers
A yellow Backmarket poster in the subway showing a pink Game Boy with the caption “AB > AI”
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Freya Holmér @freya.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
older games often have a display centric approach to real-time rendering, like, painting lighting into object textures was very common, or straight up using photographs as textures this lets you take very direct control over the look! modern rendering is different (short thread)
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leyrer @leyrer.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Developers and UI/UX designers that split username and password prompts into separate steps should be forced to log in every 5 minutes. #rant
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morgan wable @morganwable.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Val Voline and her girlfriend Penny Zoil
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morgan wable @morganwable.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
what was everyone fucking complaining about. the #TADC finale was easily the best episode of the show, or at least tied with eps 5&6. at some point you come to realize that even basic media literacy is exceedingly rare
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DUBIOUS DATA @dubiousdata.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
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morgan wable @morganwable.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Ace Attorney character named Warden Edgewise who gets interrupted constantly
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morgan wable @morganwable.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
flies are the opposite of vampires in matters of etiquette they can get into your house no problem... but then they *cannot* cross the threshold until they're explicitly uninvited. doesn't matter if the windows are wide open. they just can't do it
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 30/04/2026
Simple Machines xkcd.com/3239/
Comic. [A rod with a wedge tip on one end, threaded on the other. A nut on the threaded part anchors a rope which goes around a wheel connected to the other end, and the rope has a hook on the end.] [caption] I can finally stop buying simple machines now that I got an all-in-one tool with all six of them.
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Bryn ✶ ~,--,^^. @brynstellaris.diy · 21/04/2026
Having lot of fun with @alice.averlong.com's Death Generator :3
A fake install screen for Microsoft Windows 95. On the left quarter of the page is a teal panel showing the old wavy Windows logo, with "Microsoft Windows 95" written up its right side.

In the remaining space of the page, in black serif text on a white background, is the following text:

Title: Enjoy This While It Lasts

One of these days, the idea of just putting Windows on your computer
will be a distant memory.

Forget sharing a product code, your permission to use Windows will be stored on a centralized server where we can revoke your access at any time if we think you're not giving us enough money.

Adware installed by the manufacturer is "unthinkable?" Better start thinkin' it, buddy, 'cause that's FAR from the worst thing we're shoving into your PC. We'll even try to make you use a fake digital person that plagiarizes art and books and also lies to you.

Welcome to the future, motherfucker. You should probably just use Linux Mint instead.
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morgan wable @morganwable.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
probably the most boomer take I'll post in the next several months but. email was better when it was just monospaced plain text
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morgan wable @morganwable.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
DIO's stand if he was a vampire
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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
The Calvin's dad explaining records meme. He is explaining that the two kinds of meme are Calvin's dad and Loss. Despite being a meme about Calvin's dad, this one is Loss.
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Bryn ✶ ~,--,^^. @brynstellaris.diy · 07/04/2026
And before I hear, "People are being threatened with genocide and you wanna talk about managing your own feelings???" I don't think subjecting yourself to cynical talk of The End Times™ constitutes activism. I can't stop an ICBM, but I can ask loved ones to take care of their mental health.
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Media in my Downloads folder :steamhappy: @furry-hater.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
freedomlover83 posting on twitter saying: "Oh yeah I love that one indie show! Y'know, the one made by a trans woman. episodes were getting 100m+ views so eventually they got out of YouTube and branched out. Also One of the main characters is nonbinary." the images on the post show promotional material for the annoying orange and another show named the amazing digital circus.
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morgan wable @morganwable.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
"he isn't just hauling ass, he's reaching unprecedented levels of badonkadonk logistics" (walmart delivery gps was glitching out and showing the driver just PLOWING down east carson street at like 350mph)
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 25/03/2026
i think sometimes cis people truly have a hard time understanding that jk rowling is a living person actively using her wealth to fund the international assault on trans lives. she’s not some Complicated Author we can have a spirited debate about separating from the art with!!!!!
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Michael 🎃. Levy @professorlevy.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
My toddler if he had the capacity to speak in full sentences:
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Big Dyke Energy @azurebitch.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Genuinely give AuDHD people basic income and housing, give them a bit to settle into their routines and recover from the trauma of survival, and then be ready to see shit pop the fuck off
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Silvia "CosmicTailz" @cosmictailz.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
this was funnier in my head
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morgan wable @morganwable.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
the time has come for you to place your hands at ten and two upon the wheel of fate
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SimplySnaps @simplysnaps.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
i hate content, i hate SEO, I hate manipulating the minds of my audience to keep them engaged one second longer. I've had people recommend ways to "Maximize my content," to hire cheap editors and post "30-40 videos a year" THIRTY-TO-FORTY VIDEOS A YEAR???? My goal in 2025 was TWELVE!
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