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Dirty woke leftie. Idiot. Make racists afraid again. Mother of chip baguettes. Fascinate me with cheese. Praise Ra. Bipetsual. Join a Union. Please tell your pet that I love them. Listen up, tens, a 4 is speaking. AuDHD. #YoureSafeWithMe

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Dylan/Dilly @snappy710.bsky.social · 10h
Some people should realize that there's a difference between sex and gender - sex is biological, gender is social. Also, trans women are women, regardless of their genitalia. And by the way, science, biology and reality supports trans people. www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/lang...
psychologytoday.com
Why Biological Sex Is Not the Same as Gender
Prejudice based on a failure to appreciate the complexities of biological sex and the consequences of culture and language in shaping gender identities must be overcome.
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Mick Lynch's Fan Club @moreutterpiffle.bsky.social · 12h
Hey, how many more times do you think I'll wake up in excruciating pain, knowing full well sugar exacerbates my symptoms, before I stop eating sugar? Hint : I have maybe 20 years left of my life, so I think it's a simple multiplication.
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Mick Lynch's Fan Club @moreutterpiffle.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Two cowboys are lost in the desert. One cowboy sees a tree that's draped in bacon. "A bacon tree! We're saved!" He says. He runs to the tree, but suddenly out of the blue bullets come flying from all directions he's shot and killed on the spot. Turns out it wasn't a bacon tree, it was a ham bush.
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Mick Lynch's Fan Club @moreutterpiffle.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Please tell Michael Tracey that I'm Jane Doe, and so is every woman I know. #Cornell #JusticeForJaneDoe #JusticeForEveryJaneDoe
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Mick Lynch's Fan Club @moreutterpiffle.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
🤣 It's a good business plan, tbh.
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Mick Lynch's Fan Club @moreutterpiffle.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Are they the DFS of the biking world?
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Mick Lynch's Fan Club @moreutterpiffle.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Come for when my brain goes off into multiple adventures, stay for my seeing internal and external reactions when seeing an animal, enjoy my various hyperawareness anxiety trips, be confused by my musings as to whether turnips or parsnips are better when I get overwhelmed, I guess. 🤷‍♀️
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Mick Lynch's Fan Club @moreutterpiffle.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It's so hard to see other people live my dreams. 😭
Headline "woman with rare medical condition unable to hear men's voices"
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Mick Lynch's Fan Club @moreutterpiffle.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Wake up, babes; Aldi just dropped a new slang word for boobs.
Packet of Aldi's steam vegetables, "Steam bags"
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Mick Lynch's Fan Club @moreutterpiffle.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Just found a packet of bourbons in the cupboard, lads!
John Mulaney with the overlay "it was the best moment of this stupid woman's life"
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Mick Lynch's Fan Club @moreutterpiffle.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Me and my ND friends, overwhelmed at the idea of interacting face to face but wanting each other to know we care, wordlessly dropping memes to each other like a cat slinking in with a leaf and dropping it on your face at 3am.
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Mick Lynch's Fan Club @moreutterpiffle.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Black writing on purple background, which states "not to be crude, but has anyone tried putting some testicles in the mammogram machine to see fast technology advances?"
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Mick Lynch's Fan Club @moreutterpiffle.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
No surprise that former fat shit and ex "Labour" MP, Tom Watson, has officially joined Palintir after advising them for around a decade or so. This current fat shit and forever dirty leftie is not surprised.
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Mick Lynch's Fan Club @moreutterpiffle.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Anyway, fuck #HarryPotter, fuck #JKRowling
It's easy to read Marxist texts and tweet about guillotined and eating the rich for fun - y'all can't even boycott Harry Potter cause yeh childhood nostalgia slap too hard, but y'all want me to believe you're ready for the sacrifices that come with "revolution"
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Louie Stowell @louiestowell.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I have JUST realised that Loki's threatened punishment of snake torture underground is basically Odin's equivalent of creating a CIA blacksite.
A comic strip from my Loki books where Child!Loki is being threatened by a snake suspended from the ceiling, by Odin, who has a white suite and a crown and, of course, an eye patch. It's copyright meeeee 2022.
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Mick Lynch's Fan Club @moreutterpiffle.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Very much this.
imissthembutitwasntadisaster

Not superstitious and not not superstitious but a third secret thing (read a lot of fairytales as a child and doesn't believe them but also would never be rude to a mountain while still on it just in case)

lasrina

I've said it before but this is both the Icelandic and the Irish approach:

Of course we're modern educated people who don't believe in fairies

But we're also not gonna fuck with 'em, we're not idiots
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Mick Lynch's Fan Club @moreutterpiffle.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
People in positions of power and influence abusing others won't see your tweets supporting one of their ilk, but your friend who has been absurd by a person in a position of power and influence will, and you've just made them less comfortable and confident in speaking up.
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Mick Lynch's Fan Club @moreutterpiffle.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Life is BDSM and I do not know the safe word.
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Mick Lynch's Fan Club @moreutterpiffle.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Mick Lynch's Fan Club @moreutterpiffle.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Picture of a cat, with the overlay

"You should get out of your comfort zone"
Me "You should get out of my comfort zone"
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Mick Lynch's Fan Club @moreutterpiffle.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
True dat, too.
A picture of a collection of gammon (a rack?) with the overlay "being called far right today is like being called far right in the 1930s. You're a cunt just like they were back then"
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Mick Lynch's Fan Club @moreutterpiffle.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
True, dat.
A picture of a bear with the words "this body is a vessel for my mayhem and as long as I can perform buffoonery it doesn't matter if this stomach is flat or not"
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Mick Lynch's Fan Club @moreutterpiffle.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
*Even though it kind of was them a bit, too, but you're trying to regulate and not earn your actual first name.
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Mick Lynch's Fan Club @moreutterpiffle.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Good early afternoon only to any other perimenopausal ND women who have been so annoyed by the way an app operates that they have had to tell the customer service person they need to call back later because they are enraged by said system (whilst assuring the agent it's not them).
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Mick Lynch's Fan Club @moreutterpiffle.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I hate these "cats or dogs?" posts. Everyone knows I'm bi-persual.
Here y'all go again, putting two bad bitches against each other for no reason.
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Mick Lynch's Fan Club @moreutterpiffle.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Which is to say they are quite the opposite of right wing stuff. I also had complaints as I don't always put a snack box on top of the shed (can't always afford it, but try to do it daily), or when the sweets box inside got nicked and I didn't replace it immediately, etc. Most people are ace, though
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Mick Lynch's Fan Club @moreutterpiffle.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I'm pretty on the ball about what people leave there, and I hand select the books I put out, which might be the issue (I'm very anti Rowling, Walliams, and their ilk, and there are books there that represent my stance, 'cos representation is important, especially when you're younger).
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Mick Lynch's Fan Club @moreutterpiffle.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
But yes, I've said exactly that to parents, before rolling off a long list of why a particular author is a Big No, whilst they hastily try to run off whilst thinking "Book Shed Lady's a ranter!" I've had complaints from parents about a few books I've bought, just told them not to use the shed.
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Mick Lynch's Fan Club @moreutterpiffle.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I have a variation of that conversation with the Epsilons I speak with who use the shed, which is "Oh, I'd rather poo in my hands and clap in my own face than read a book by him / her, try this, it's much better". It does get Some Looks, but I want to get them reading, so I Go Silly (but honest). 🤷‍♀️
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Mick Lynch's Fan Club @moreutterpiffle.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
@louiestowell.bsky.social have little baskets on top of the shed, with "if you like INSERT, try this!" with collections of books I think are better written and not by authors I wouldn't piss on if they were on fire (eg Andy Stanton instead of Walliams etc), which seems to be working. 🤞2/
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Mick Lynch's Fan Club @moreutterpiffle.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I have a Library Book Shed in my front garden. I do lots of bits to encourage kids to have a recce and take a book; I have activity packs, sweets, bookmarks, that sort of stuff. Something I do with donated books I'd rather not have is put a "if you like this, try this" infographic on it. I also 1/
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Mick Lynch's Fan Club @moreutterpiffle.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
When you discover that your inner beast is actually a Kookaburra.
Picture of a kookaburra, with the headline "sausage addicted kookaburra is too fat to fly"
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Mick Lynch's Fan Club @moreutterpiffle.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Mick Lynch's Fan Club @moreutterpiffle.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Delighted to share something that I clearly downloaded from Oliver Darkshire some years ago, and now I invite all of you to go and pop down the charming rabbit hole that is #HansChristianAnderson and his seemingly never-ending stay with #CharlesDickens
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Mick Lynch's Fan Club @moreutterpiffle.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Boy, are you a group of iguanas 'cos you are a MESS.
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Daniel Knowles @dlknowles.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Sorry meant to post this link. But yeah, in general, I hate this "agents did some unexpected stuff" reporting. The agents don't just appear online! They're computer programs designed by humans who then put them on the open internet. The firms have agency www.nytimes.com/2026/09/18/t...
nytimes.com
Gemini AI Hacked Three Companies in a Testing Breakout, Google Says
A third-party test company inadvertently gave internet access to Google’s Gemini and other artificial intelligence models during cybersecurity testing.
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Daniel Knowles @dlknowles.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I really hate the framing of these stories as "an AI agent broke out and hacked something." No, an inadequate sandbox meant that a powerful and unpredictable computer program was set loose on the open internet by the company that designed it. The agency isn't with the "AI agent", it's with the firm
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christian @speederaserhead.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
RIP Gerrit Graham - who was, among many things, star of one of the lowkey scariest stunts I’ve ever seen in my life
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Mick Lynch's Fan Club @moreutterpiffle.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Oh, man, Stephanie Cole died. Here character, Diana, from #WaitingForGod, remains my icon (though she was all of 50 when she played that part!)
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Mick Lynch's Fan Club @moreutterpiffle.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
YES, MATE, THIS!
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Mick Lynch's Fan Club @moreutterpiffle.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
#Macklemore
Cartoon with an excited stick man proclaiming "holy shit! Two cakes!" Above a tweet saying Macklemore also hates cops.
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Mick Lynch's Fan Club @moreutterpiffle.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
"Customers" who are rude to people who work in shops should be punched in the peen, then bummed with an unlubed mop.* You cannot change my mind. *This applies to any one who works in the service industry, including hoteliers, receptionists, call centres, customer service, etc.
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Mick Lynch's Fan Club @moreutterpiffle.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Hey boy, are you on the McDonald's menu, cos there's no fucking way I'd put you in my mouth.
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Mick Lynch's Fan Club @moreutterpiffle.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Damn, boy; are Tena Lady 'coz you're covered in piss and you smell bad.
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David Ho @davidho.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
NSF has reduced the research budget for all atmospheric, ocean, and earth sciences by ~80%. 80%! A lot of us will not be conducting new research or training new students for the foreseeable future.
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Mick Lynch's Fan Club @moreutterpiffle.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
It's 2026, and I wish health professionals wouldn't mistake situational mutism as part of an autistic diagnosis as being completely dead and unable to process information. So sick of having to redirect them to talk to the person I'm with, rather than me. Boils my piss, frankly.
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Mick Lynch's Fan Club @moreutterpiffle.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Robert Kraft is in the #EpsteinFiles. #FreePalestine
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Mick Lynch's Fan Club @moreutterpiffle.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I'll take some from all the columns please, Carol.
Which depression are you today?
Betty - hasn't been outside in 2 weeks; listens to the smiths on repeat; microwave lean cuisine; stalks ex on Instagram
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Mick Lynch's Fan Club @moreutterpiffle.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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