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@moreutterpiffle.bsky.social
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Dirty woke leftie. Idiot. Make racists afraid again. Mother of chip baguettes. Fascinate me with cheese. Praise Ra. Bipetsual. Join a Union. Please tell your pet that I love them. Listen up, tens, a 4 is speaking. AuDHD. #YoureSafeWithMe

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Mick Lynch's Fan Club @moreutterpiffle.bsky.social · 19h
They say he had unpaid barking tickets :(
Dog in the back of a police car
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Mick Lynch's Fan Club @moreutterpiffle.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It's so hard to see other people live my dreams. 😭
Headline "woman with rare medical condition unable to hear men's voices"
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Mick Lynch's Fan Club @moreutterpiffle.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Wake up, babes; Aldi just dropped a new slang word for boobs.
Packet of Aldi's steam vegetables, "Steam bags"
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Mick Lynch's Fan Club @moreutterpiffle.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Just found a packet of bourbons in the cupboard, lads!
John Mulaney with the overlay "it was the best moment of this stupid woman's life"
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Mick Lynch's Fan Club @moreutterpiffle.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Black writing on purple background, which states "not to be crude, but has anyone tried putting some testicles in the mammogram machine to see fast technology advances?"
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Mick Lynch's Fan Club @moreutterpiffle.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Anyway, fuck #HarryPotter, fuck #JKRowling
It's easy to read Marxist texts and tweet about guillotined and eating the rich for fun - y'all can't even boycott Harry Potter cause yeh childhood nostalgia slap too hard, but y'all want me to believe you're ready for the sacrifices that come with "revolution"
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Mick Lynch's Fan Club @moreutterpiffle.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Very much this.
imissthembutitwasntadisaster

Not superstitious and not not superstitious but a third secret thing (read a lot of fairytales as a child and doesn't believe them but also would never be rude to a mountain while still on it just in case)

lasrina

I've said it before but this is both the Icelandic and the Irish approach:

Of course we're modern educated people who don't believe in fairies

But we're also not gonna fuck with 'em, we're not idiots
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Mick Lynch's Fan Club @moreutterpiffle.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
People in positions of power and influence abusing others won't see your tweets supporting one of their ilk, but your friend who has been absurd by a person in a position of power and influence will, and you've just made them less comfortable and confident in speaking up.
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Mick Lynch's Fan Club @moreutterpiffle.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Life is BDSM and I do not know the safe word.
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Mick Lynch's Fan Club @moreutterpiffle.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Mick Lynch's Fan Club @moreutterpiffle.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Picture of a cat, with the overlay

"You should get out of your comfort zone"
Me "You should get out of my comfort zone"
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Mick Lynch's Fan Club @moreutterpiffle.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
True dat, too.
A picture of a collection of gammon (a rack?) with the overlay "being called far right today is like being called far right in the 1930s. You're a cunt just like they were back then"
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Mick Lynch's Fan Club @moreutterpiffle.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
True, dat.
A picture of a bear with the words "this body is a vessel for my mayhem and as long as I can perform buffoonery it doesn't matter if this stomach is flat or not"
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Mick Lynch's Fan Club @moreutterpiffle.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I hate these "cats or dogs?" posts. Everyone knows I'm bi-persual.
Here y'all go again, putting two bad bitches against each other for no reason.
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Mick Lynch's Fan Club @moreutterpiffle.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
When you discover that your inner beast is actually a Kookaburra.
Picture of a kookaburra, with the headline "sausage addicted kookaburra is too fat to fly"
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Mick Lynch's Fan Club @moreutterpiffle.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Mick Lynch's Fan Club @moreutterpiffle.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Delighted to share something that I clearly downloaded from Oliver Darkshire some years ago, and now I invite all of you to go and pop down the charming rabbit hole that is #HansChristianAnderson and his seemingly never-ending stay with #CharlesDickens
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Mick Lynch's Fan Club @moreutterpiffle.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
#Macklemore
Cartoon with an excited stick man proclaiming "holy shit! Two cakes!" Above a tweet saying Macklemore also hates cops.
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Mick Lynch's Fan Club @moreutterpiffle.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I'll take some from all the columns please, Carol.
Which depression are you today?
Betty - hasn't been outside in 2 weeks; listens to the smiths on repeat; microwave lean cuisine; stalks ex on Instagram
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Mick Lynch's Fan Club @moreutterpiffle.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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Mick Lynch's Fan Club @moreutterpiffle.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It's me!
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Mick Lynch's Fan Club @moreutterpiffle.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
You can donate to the wonderful #RNLI here rnli.org/support-us/g...
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Mick Lynch's Fan Club @moreutterpiffle.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Wishing a very happy #WonderfulWeirdosDay to all who celebrate.
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Mick Lynch's Fan Club @moreutterpiffle.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
If you haven't seen it, may I recommend #Furious? It's incredible, and Lola Petticrew deserves all the flowers for her portrayal.
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Mick Lynch's Fan Club @moreutterpiffle.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
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Mick Lynch's Fan Club @moreutterpiffle.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Morning greetings from the murderlings.
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Mick Lynch's Fan Club @moreutterpiffle.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
#DollyParton #TimCurry Jourdain Fisher is the creator of this, as per watermark (apologies, I couldn't find him on here)
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Mick Lynch's Fan Club @moreutterpiffle.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Loves, you know I do the bits and bobs on my little library shed, like the Summerween kits and what not? Some of the local kids think Sky makes them, and she's got fan mail! This is the cutest fucking thing EVER.
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Mick Lynch's Fan Club @moreutterpiffle.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I couldn't start it from when they start gathering and following me down one road, across a bigger road, onto Cannon Hill Common, but this is part of my murderlings morning greeting.
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Mick Lynch's Fan Club @moreutterpiffle.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
It's called *FOCUS*, Mother.
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Mick Lynch's Fan Club @moreutterpiffle.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Welcome to Sky's Crow TED Talk 🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛
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Mick Lynch's Fan Club @moreutterpiffle.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Me, after remembering to take my vitamins and moisturise my elderly visage once in the last six weeks (sorry, peasants, I am too hydrated and moisturised to speak with the likes of you) :
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Mick Lynch's Fan Club @moreutterpiffle.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
When you're so tired from your very long morning walk, you fall asleep barking at a car.
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Mick Lynch's Fan Club @moreutterpiffle.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
The profile picture for Heath McIvor on IMDB is incredible (actor, writer, puppeteer).
Hands and arms of puppeteer Heath McIvor in position as if operating a Muppet, but minus said Muppet.
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Mick Lynch's Fan Club @moreutterpiffle.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Ooo, that was exciting and didn't scare the shit out of me. I can imagine those in the Midlands whose houses have already burned down are delighted at this late notice.
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Mick Lynch's Fan Club @moreutterpiffle.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
*Grabs young adult children and bundles them to the shops to swap them for fruit*
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Mick Lynch's Fan Club @moreutterpiffle.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Be unpalatable, friends.
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Mick Lynch's Fan Club @moreutterpiffle.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I found a toy sword on our walk this morning. Imagine encountering me, a middle aged woman, with a blonde dog with a bag full of books and a toy sword swinging from said dog's lead, walking along the road being followed by 40 hungry crows, whilst you're on your way to work at 7am! 🤣
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Mick Lynch's Fan Club @moreutterpiffle.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Oh, no thank you, very much.
A description of something as a Dino hand puppet ass.
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Mick Lynch's Fan Club @moreutterpiffle.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
POV : Your mother is drinking a coffee at 4.30am, but you believe she should have already fed you, or be bringing you for a walk at this time. 😤
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Mick Lynch's Fan Club @moreutterpiffle.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Finally got a @louiestowell.bsky.social in my little library shed! 🥰 Special this weekend is a spooky Summerween book and treats (anything to get kids to read!) #FreeLibrary #LittleLibraryShed #RaynesPark
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Mick Lynch's Fan Club @moreutterpiffle.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Dogzilla.
Blonde dog sits in long grass in the sunBlonde dog sits in long grass in the sun
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Mick Lynch's Fan Club @moreutterpiffle.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
A picture of two wasps eating jam with the title "avoid being bothered by wasps at BBQs this summer by putting a blob of jam on a small child".
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Mick Lynch's Fan Club @moreutterpiffle.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
I dislike body shaming usually, but I'll make an exception for this cunt. Clearly never missed a meal in his life, but very happy to ensure children do.
A fat git from Reform with the overlay of "Reform council ends school holiday food vouchers".
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Mick Lynch's Fan Club @moreutterpiffle.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
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Mick Lynch's Fan Club @moreutterpiffle.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Me too, Universe. Me too.
A headline reading "Universe has no sense of direction and isn't going anywhere particular, scientists confirm".
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Mick Lynch's Fan Club @moreutterpiffle.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Why does that sink keep turning up at my door?
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Mick Lynch's Fan Club @moreutterpiffle.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
More #CrowPosting
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Mick Lynch's Fan Club @moreutterpiffle.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
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Mick Lynch's Fan Club @moreutterpiffle.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
#Summerween at the #LittleLibrary #BookShed
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