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PLEASE DO NOT USE THIS
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www.theverge.com/ai-artificia...
theverge.com
OpenAI launches ChatGPT Health, encouraging users to connect their medical records
But it’s ‘not intended for diagnosis or treatment.’
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[Title panel like old Tomorrow's World ident font]:
TOMORROW’S GOVERNMENT
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KEIR STARMER [dressed in 70s suit as old tomorrow's world type presenter]:
Government, government, government. Why's it so *hard*, Rachel?
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RACHEL REEVES:
Haha it is Keir, isn’t it? Well, maybe not for long…
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REEVES:
In the future, a new invention called ‘AI’ might make it sort of not hard in a vague way possibly.
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REEVES:
AI is named after its inventor, Alan Illintent - who’s joined us to demonstrate his machine
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[We see a TECH BRO called Alan Illintent, next to a massive 1970s type computer with a big black screen and two buttons, red and green, for a keyboard. At the back of the machine is a big black cloth]
REEVES:
So Alan's going to climb under this cloth here
[Alan climbs under a black cloth at the back of the machine)
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REEVES:
And then you simply speak your wish into the machine.
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[KEIR leans in close to the computer's microphone]:
Ahem
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STARMER:
Please can you grow my economy.
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ON SCREEN - in green letters on black screen
INPUT ALL NHS DATA?
Y/N
[Keir tap's the 'Y' button]
TAP
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REPLACE ALL JOBS?
Y/N
[Keir tap's the 'Y' button]
TAP
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GIVE ME YR MONEY?
Y/N
[Keir tap's the 'Y' button]
TAP
STARMER:
Is it working?
ALAN ILLINTENT [popping out from under his sheet]:
You’re doing great](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4m3we4apbjayclzcnhwe3pfp/bafkreicu3ge45jtfu5m36wzkjwdul5woq4iemgzjmoi2y6p4ze66t2ealy)
