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It’s probably Reagan’s fault. Find my beef stick reviews at beefstickqueen.com

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moo @moo4camus.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
Sounds like a hell of a lawsuit to me
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moo @moo4camus.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
We’ve been thinking about going about things entirely incorrectly
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moo @moo4camus.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
What in the cult is F45?
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moo @moo4camus.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
Forever irritated at how lovely Minnesota looks when landing in Minneapolis.
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moo @moo4camus.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
Just learned about Gorean subculture and what a bunch of fucking losers.
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moo @moo4camus.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
YouTube thumbnails ruined any remaining sense of good taste.
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Blue Heron Farm @blueheronfarm.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
This can only mean that sexual assault accusations are looming
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moo @moo4camus.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
50% of Art-a-Whirl is going to be dudes selling t-shirts from the 90s.
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moo @moo4camus.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
Maybe it's ADHD. Maybe, you're an asshole.
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moo @moo4camus.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Vin Diesel didn’t get enough credit for his eye bulge acting in The Fate of the Furious.
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moo @moo4camus.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
Experiencing delight on this flight due to my seat mate’s shoulder shimmy laugh to Modern Family
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David Slack @slack2thefuture.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
Staple this to RFK Jr’s forehead.
A screengrab from Twitter.

HeatherLhaney @heather_l... asks:
“Why do you think we have so many more kids with Autism”

David Dennis Jr. @DavidDTSS quotetweets this reply:
“Probably for the same reason there are so many more planets in outer space now than there were before the telescope was invented”
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Jeffrey Rowland @wigu.org · 19/04/2025
I invented a new phone to help save time in the morning
A drawing of a perfect phone that only has three buttons on it, one of them says IS HE DEAD one of them says AM I BROKE and the other one says RELAXING PUZZLE GAME
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moo @moo4camus.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
Are boomers the way they are because they’re too embarrassed to admit they fell for Reagan’s bullshit and corporate interests and would rather double down instead?
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moo @moo4camus.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
Joanne's dumbitch energy is off the charts.
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moo @moo4camus.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
My AI assistant has started referring to my cat as Her Majesty.
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
it’s like we’re being governed by an email that starts with FW: FW: FW: FW
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Emma Evans @trance.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
when was the last time the gop didn't wreck the economy
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moo @moo4camus.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
Looking forward to “The Greatest Depression” merch to be released by the White House
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moo @moo4camus.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
When Susan Collins says, “The last thing I want to do is…” it means she will be doing it.
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moo @moo4camus.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Xander really is a piece of shit.
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 02/04/2025
😂
Breaking News: Ronald Reagan dead at 93

posted by Funny Ronald Reagan Moments
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moo @moo4camus.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
Churches shouldn’t be tax exempt in the first place. But the Catholics know a thing or two about hoarding wealth.
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moo @moo4camus.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
I hate myself a little more each time I find I like a Destroyer song.
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Kampf mit Kette @kampfmitkette.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
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moo @moo4camus.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Establishment dems are thrilled to have extreme incompetence distract from their inaction on mass deportations and civil rights violations
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moo @moo4camus.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
The dramatization comes out in 2029, directed by Steven Soderbergh
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moo @moo4camus.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
I didn’t even think about the exciting possibility of espionage.
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moo @moo4camus.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
Everyone out here acting like Gwen Stefani wasn’t always a tool.
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moo @moo4camus.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
Got a tetanus vaccine yesterday and woke up with autism.
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moo @moo4camus.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
Daylight savings is a sham, and I do not support it.
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
Yes, my economic plan will cause short term pain. But after that you won't feel the pain anymore because you'll be dead
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moo @moo4camus.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
“The Starbucks Coffee Company” is some “hello, fellow kids” corporate bullshit.
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moo @moo4camus.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
I fucked around, and I didn't find out much about anything.
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moo @moo4camus.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
We’re about to spend the next four years experiencing terrible comedy.
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moo @moo4camus.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Bleached eyebrows are the new “I’m getting bangs.”
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moo @moo4camus.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Step on the fucking gas, Minneapolis.
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eve6 @eve6.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
VP of Universal Music Group at the first system of a down showcase
Marco Rubio looking uncomfortable
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Paul Ford @ftrain.com · 02/03/2025
I’m no longer sure the average American can recite the entire alphabet from memory.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 01/03/2025
Democratic Leaders Stand Real Still In Hopes No One Notices Them theonion.com/democra...
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Democratic Leaders Stand Real Still In Hopes No One Notices Them
WASHINGTON—With the elected officials trying their hardest not to move a muscle, reports confirmed Monday that top Democratic leaders in Congress were standing real still in hopes that the American people wouldn’t notice them. “Don’t make any sudden movements, or they’ll spot us,” Rep. Hakeem Jeffries (D-NY) said out of the corner of his mouth, […]
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moo @moo4camus.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Might we be a little hasty making English the official language? Может, нам стоит научиться говорить по-русски?
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moo @moo4camus.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
🎶 The moment I wake up, I wish that I didn’t wake up 🎶
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ElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
This whole country wants bad things for others more than they want good things for themselves.
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moo @moo4camus.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Few things are more humbling than experiencing intestinal distress in a Walmart.
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moo @moo4camus.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
Let’s see what those arthritic knuckles can do.
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moo @moo4camus.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
Child labor and senior labor present exciting opportunities.
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moo @moo4camus.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
Just so we’re clear, Medicaid WILL be touched.
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